in fact, they're like shining knights. so that's why i'm sending you. if he has any cracks in his armor, you can find them. and i've never known a shining knight yet that didn't have a few. so you find them. officer! uh, could i have a little information, please? oh, i'll handle this, andy. at your service, ma'am. oh, thank you, sheriff. oh, well... i'm not the sheriff. i'm deputy fife. oh, hi, i'm jean boswell. i was wondering if you could recommend a good hotel in town. oh, well, the mayberry hotel is good. that's it right there. oh... well, i'm a college student, and i was wondering how does it compare in price with some of the others? well, it, uh... uh... well, that... that's actually the... the only hotel. well, i guess that's the one for me. college student, you say, huh? i'm writing a thesis on small-town administration. i'm majoring in government. i thought mayberry would be a good town to research. you sure come to the right town, all right. and if there's anything i can do to help don't you hesitate to ask me. i'm sort of, well... part of the

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deer here needs a knight in shining armor. somebody is a night demander in the uk who is helping with this animal rescue, actually, or people from east ethics wildlife rescue have been called in because the deer is caught in electrical rope and these people have a giant net that they are slowly going over, because they need to trap it very quickly because they say they need to get the rope on, because they don't want it to have look right here when you get a closer look. look at those antlers. >> whoa! >> what a tangled mess that is. >> a scout couldn't undo those kn knots. >> that woman's hands are moving quickly and they work on this for several minutes. that guy is sitting on it, trying to keep it still so they can work, but once they get it all off -- clearly obvious why cemetery at night. once it stands up and starts moving around, you can see how it injured itself. >> probably clawing at the ground there, poor thing. >> these guys used big tools. once they widened it, oh, i can go now? then it almost gets stuck again. >>

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