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and bill shultz, his stench sets off car alarms. and the great actress, if acting skills were lake trout i would bone him on my kitchen opt coulder. and he fid fiddles as his circulation is near zero. good to see you, pinch. >> hate to do this on camera, but you are two weeks late with your prescription check. and i heard they failed to renew your subscription president. >> nice. well, she took the law into her own wrinkled hands. an elderly chicago woman was so fed up with harassment from a 12-year-old boy, the worst ibd could of boy, she shot the kid after he and his pals threw bricks into her home. the youngster has been charged with a crime while the 68-year-old woman is not on grounds she acted in self-defense, and she is awesome. neighbors say the boy was bullying her for awhile, breaking stuff in her shed and setting her garbage on fire. when he broke her windows, i think this is one here, she reached a breaking point, and she called the police. and sting showed up. no, when they left though the boy came back and that's when

bill shultz you are [bleep]. greg, you are awesome and i stay up way too late to watch you every night. buddy, if you think that guy was funny, watch the ed shultz show on msnbc any night of the week. that guy is a nut job. >> greg, it is me again. it is 2:41. i didn't mean what i said about bill. i think he is metro though. >> greg, the republicans are treating me like a dog. like a socialist. >> is that the greatest video ever? >> riveting. >> how does it work? >> you are going to see the shape of an ab rocket. >> keep calling me, 212-462-505 are have. we will close things out with the post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. and to see clips of recent shows, >>> tune in same night tomorrow night. our "red eye" guest will be sc-cupp. terry shaford and criminal defense attorney remy spencer. >> time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> i know you have a birthday coming up soon. what do you want? >> to book glen hanserd on the show. >> this is not a dating show. >> he is have funny and great p

ed shultz host of "the ed show" will be there on saturday. see you in studio. >> great to be with you, tamron. >> what is your message? >> the message of the one-nation march is that we are one nation and we oppose what the tea party stands for and this is about jobs, this is about education and this is about america's infrastructure and where we're going as a country and the priorities of the haves and the have notes. i will have a good message up there on saturday and i'll be fired up and ready to go. this is about october 2nd and all about november 2nd. making sure they're engaged and making sure that they understand what is at stake for the progressive movement in this country. >> ed, are you discouraged? look at that new "wall street journal" poll those are not happy with the president's policies. 54% want to repeal health care reform. how do you reach those hopes? >> i think a lot of those people are progressives who didn't want to make it better. we wanted more and we also know that if the wrong group gets in there, we're not going to

and bill shultz. he is alive and stinks of garbage and failure. >> he is so sun fee he can -- >> see is so funny he can make milk come out of his nose. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> check out our on on-line times cast page where michael bloomberg looks forward to a life after politics. may i be so bold to suggest you buy the paper of record, good sir? don't think about it, just do it. >> buy us, billionaire, buy us. >>> did her campaign hit a glitch because she once was a witch? or were the voters of -- or will the voters of delaware fall under her stair unaware? yes, bill maar is at it again releasing video from 1999 where she dabbled in witch craft. >> i dabbled in witch craft, but i never joined a coven. >> wait, you were a witch? >> i didn't join a coven. >> i dabbled in witch craft and hung around people who were doing these things. i am not making this stuff up. i know what they told me they do. >> the scarest thing about that is i don't recognize anybody fro

only if they find viable candidates and not girls with bill shultz's hair. >>> from burning rhinos to burning religion. he started a fire that got him fired. he are to ofed the holy muslim book on 9/11 and booted from his job as a new jersey transit worker. fenton burned the book outside park 51, the islamic center slated to be built by ground zero. a statement didn't specifically why fenton had to go, but said, "mr. fenton's public actions violated new jersey's transit code of ethics." >> i didn't know they had a code of ethics. new jersey transit concluded he violated his tru as a state employee and therefore he was dismissed. but a spokesperson for the new york civil liberties union, they are always there, tells the new york daily news that by firing him, the city may have violated fenton's first amendment right saying, quote, the supreme court has recognized the constitutional right to burn the flag. as reprehensible as it may be, burning the quran may be protected as well. also protected by the first amendment, this. >> bunny body -- >> he can clearly do more weight than that. co

remy how was your trip to boston with one bill shultz. >> it was a lot of fun. i got to see my first baseball game at fenway park. as bill would say, we saw the white sox beat -- >> the dead sox. >> andy, you have to go?

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florida's democratic congressman debbie wassermann-shultz joins us live. good to see you. >> you, too. >> they are putting a pledge to america? it may have lacked some specifics. why can't the democrats put forward their pledge or what they are going to do if they were reelected to a new congress? >> well, because we are in the midst of doing it and, unfortunately, without the cooperation of the republicans, but we have a solid record to run on and we are going to continue to press forward if we are fortunate enough to return to the majority, that we will continue to push to move the country in a new direction, focus on the job creation and expanding the -- the tax cutting policy to assist the middle class and working families and small businesses. we will continue to implement the health care reform law and make sure we can continue to keep patience, put patience in the driver's seat as opposed to insurance companies. a stark contrast laid out in the pledge to special interests that the republican rolled out yesterday versus the protection for consumers a

those of us who signed the letter in the opinion piece or are hoping former secretary of state george shultz and summer he go are hoping that we can encourage bipartisan support for this treaty and hopefully some republican senators will support it mr hart american officials have more than once told the senate that the treaty in no way limits the ability of the united states to deploy missile defenses. you know when in one send where it was the senate foreign relations. in meeting quote at that point in their resolution but the russians seem to understand this type between offensive and defensive weapons in the treaty as legally binding are we lost in translation or is it just me well i hope not treaties can never be. ironclad in the sense of. absolutely eliminating ambiguity languages language and people for starting with different language base have different meaning for words but the order of diplomacy in the school would diplomacy is to overcome those knowing which differences and to have a common understanding of exactly what crucial terms mean and i think of the time with the ratificat

>> bill shultz, that's awesome. jim norton, great job. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time at some point. ns the small business aid package but what about tax cuts expiring at the end of the year? democrats aim to curtail the outsourcing of american jobs. and the federal government wants to monitor your internet-based communications. live from our studio in washington, dc, this is "special report." good evening. small business is set to be the engine that drives the economy. today, president obama took a step to inject fuel into that engine. white house correspondent reports on the signing of a bill the president hopes will jump start the economy now. while a potential engine-killing tax increase loops down the road. >> the measure provides tax cuts and credits and increase in government loan money for small business owners that are reeling from a punch by the recession. >> the downturn meant people spend less so there is less demand and the financial crisis mate idi for small business to get loans. >> the tax measures go into effect immediately to encoura

and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. fun fact, the centers for disease control has him on speed dial. and why shouldn't that? and that mown means it is monica crowly. and fox news contributor, she is so hot she received an honorary degree from the sun. and he is a dirty skink who publishes bunk. good to see you, pinch. >> a very happy upcoming birthday to one miss monica crowellly. and i present to you a lifetime subscription to the paper of record as well as every book maureen dowd has written or will write. >> thank you for the birthday wishes. >>s who that? >> however, that is the worst birthday present ever. >> how dare you? >> have you had enough? >>> well, they want to take down the clown. the target of their attack, big mac. i speak of a so-called positionses group in dc, a location which is planning to air a provocative ad that links the greatest fast-food on the planet -- or fast-food planet on the chain with death. roll clip, clip rollers. >> high cholesterol, high blood pressure, heart attacks. tonight, make i

and it is my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. he stinks of old produce and shame. and next to me, jim norton. if hilarity was a bumper car, i would ram him and giggle. and he is tossed on your stoop like a flaming bag of poop. good to see you, pinch. >> move over bed bugs. according to the new york times, it is stink bugs that have invaded america's east coast. not to be confused with repub bug which is the nickname for david books. >> really? >> yes. where is your copy, repub bug? back to you, greg. >> thank you very much. she felt pain after confronting mcinka. she hit the cement for trying to vent. was her treatment bad or rad? on sunday night after a tv debate a woman was knocked to the ground by one of john mccain's security guys after she approached the senator yelling and holding an anti-war protest sign. take a look, take a lookers. >> john mccain has got to go! >> john mccain has got to go! >> the war monger john mccain gets to walk out. >> why are peace ago tau -- activists so aggressive? was she tackled, or did she trip over the curb and the security gua

and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and sitting next to me, john bolton, former am bes der to the united -- ambassador to the united nations. he knows diplomats like i know hairless cats. and he fabricates stories and lives off past glories. good to see you, pinch. >> check out today's science section. we interview a real-life dolphin researcher. spoiler alert, the monsters are still confirmed rapists and like to murder each other for sport. that's why they were called the hitlers of the ocean, greg. >> he didn't call them that. >> he did, but in french. >> how is that french? >> wie. >>> did electing a geek make us look weak? and i am looking sleek. 80% of americans think compared to a few years ago the united states is seen as weaker today in the eyes of the world which makes me wonder what happened a few years ago? i don't know. it will come to me. the poll shows 90% of republicans think the rest of the world regards us as rickity. 82% of independents think we are inofficialed and 66% of democrats think we went from

and bill shultz, he stinks of sausage and pornography. and next to me, mike baker, former cia operative and the president of diligence. he is so tough leather jackets wear him to look cool. and his op-ed page is filled with rage. it is our new york times cory spawnent did. good to see you, pinch. >> check out the op-ed. shut up, let me finish. discussing how madonna is the ultimate feminist. personally i think she is a harlet with a side order of tramp. >> good job there, champ. mahmoud was rude and didn't even get booed. he was reportedly greeted with some applause when he entered the u.n general assembly on thursday, and applauded again even after claiming most people believe the u.s. government was behind the attack on 9/11. we weren't, right? president obama responded calling the crack pote comments hateful and inexcusable, and then adding his beard is ugly and he smells like fish. so on friday the harry hump defended his logic in an interview. >> you punished americans well, but you insulted millions and millions of american biz clai

. >> bill shultz, you suck. a delight as always, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i shall see you next time. america. >> president obama tries to fire up a youth vote five weeks ahead of the november mid terms and brit hume tells about a new and risky strategy by the white house to pump out the turnout and ramps up endeavors to kill ill m tennants inside afghanistan. who they are. and live from the studio in washington. this is special report the. good evening, i'm bret baier. the white house decided that youth must be served and democrats must be shamed. we have fox team coverage of the administration's latest push for the mid terms. brit hume has analysis of democratic leaders tough love for democratic voters. we begin with wendell goler on the latest efforts to overcome what's being called the enthusiasm gap. >> in a back yard economy discussion in albuquerque, president obama showed a glimpse of frustration in the fall elections. >> that's choices are going to mean something and you've got to ask yourself what direction do i want this count

bill shultz, john devore, awesome. america. >> mixed news on the economic front. an annual report shows poverty levels at the highest in decades. is president obama trying to circumvent the nomination process. and the pope arrives in great britain with a message of traditional values. live from our studio in washington. this is special report. good evening, i'm bret baier. president obama looked to the future today saying he is confident the country will emerge from the current storm, with the stronger economy. but for the average family, that positivity about tomorrow doesn't necessarily translate when bills need to be paid today. chief washington correspondent jim angle looks at the economic situation. >> more signs of a struggling economy today as mortgage lenders repossess more homes in august than any month since the housing market crashed almost three years ago. >> looking at rising foreclosures and the expectation is we're not going to peak until at least the middle of next year. >> reporter: in all banks repossessed more than 95,000 homes last month. up 3%

it said that poor people in america knew you, bill o'reilly than know ed shultz. i don't know. i find that hard to believe. >> bill: the hardest part is that half the country, actually, thinks i'm a positive force in the political debate. >> what does that tell you about half the country? >> bill: you know, that they are very astute, goldberg. they are astute, good measures. that's what it tells me. i'm so heartened to hear it. >> okay. here is the thing about the poll. if so many people are getting their news about the midterm elections from cable, this says that the old media world continues to crumble. it's been crumbling for a while. but when 81% of the people are getting their news from cable, not the broadcast networks and the biggest chunk ever those people are getting it from fox, the old world of media continues to fall apart. and, and, since so many people are getting election news on fox, this is the real reason. we can cut through all the other stuff. this is the real reason that so many in the mainstream media hate fox. because fox is threatening their very existen

and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he stinks of drain hair and sorrow. he has his own audience apparently. and next to me, the comedian paul mccurio, without the "r." if hilarity was the splits, i would do him in a a leotard. and our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> take a began der at the science section story on the importance of frequent prostate exams. i am 150 years old, so i suppose i should have mine checked now, greg. and let me know where my prostate is. >> bill often gives you your prostate exam. >> yes, i would like someone to use gloves. go to it, greg. no time like the present. >> shut up. well it looked pretty lame which is why no one came. i speak of the coffee party. remember that? me either. but apparently the self-proclaimed fossil alternative to the tea party held its convention in louisville, kentucky, a city in a state. and tens of people showed up. okay, 350 people actually showed up for the restoring american democracy or "rad" convention. i am told 330 of them were really boring. don't worry, johnny five wa

we'll have secretary -- former secretary of state george shultz who is one of our honorary chairmen therehosting the event. some of the officers will be up here for the event. by the way, little sidebar, the commanding officer of the 11th marine expeditionary unit was born in san francisco and raised in the bay area. people should come out and meet him. he's a wonderful gentleman. >> ed flowers with the fleet week organizing committee, thank you very much. >>> maybe a nice dinner after watching the ships. scott mcgrew shows us how to save some money. >> there's a place called village vine, you sign up for free and pay about $10 to make a specific dinner reservation? why would you do that? when you show up, the waiter or waitress knows to make a major deduction on your bill, kind of like 30%. think of it like priceline for restaurants. interesting article in the "new york times" this morning points out saving money does not pay well, because interest rates are at a record low. great for borrowing money, lousy for simple savings accounts. recent average interest rates for savers fell below

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the same thing can be said for matt shultz, the secretary of state who deals with the elections. id to doan everything but vote? and we care about the integrity of our election system. we have a attorney general, who when a lot of the state, a controversy 01 that challenged in court, the lawyer for you decided he did not want to defend the case. or when they say they're going to force you to buy another insurance product based on what the government tells you do buy, the zero, health care bill. europe tony general says i am not going to defend your constitutional rights. what good is a lot here is not -- when he is not going to be with you when you need him? and you. dave talking about the irresponsibility of someone who did not do his basic job. the fiduciary responsibility for the people of iowa, this $500 million. in another fiduciary responsibility, $800 million, leading to $1.2 billion when interest is paid back, robbing peter to pay paul. peter is your children. for some government orchestrated stimulus package. this is not responsible government. you've got candidates here

secretary shultz, secretary kissinger, secretary perry, and myself hope we are beginning to create a sufficient political stage so that the brightest young minds and our government challenges -- take time on these challenges. these are long-term and may have to be thought about now. the four of us do not in any way pretend we have all the answers. the critics have them. it must be challenging not simply a question though, butwe must consider our current base line and trajectory. the nuclear world we live in is full of perils and dangers. i believe we have a growing number of nuclear states. we dare not expect nuclear deterrence to work in perpetuity. an article in this january's issue of scientific american describes the impact that would, on our -- that would come in a regional nuclear war between india and pakistan. the models indicate that a new conflict between india and pakistan -- more than 20 million people in each of the countries would die in the blast, smoke from the fires would cover all the continents would then draw -- which in -- within two weeks, and stay in the strato

secretary shultz, secretary kissinger, secretary perry, and myself hope we are beginning to create a sufficient political stage so that the brightest young minds and our government can begin to take on these challenges -- take time on these challenges. the four of us do not in any way pretend we have all the answers. the critics have them. we must consider our current base line and trajectory. the nuclear world we live in is full of perils and dangers. i believe we have a growing number of nuclear states. we dare not expect nuclear deterrence to work in perpetuity. an article in this january's issue of scientific american describes the impact that would, on our -- that would come in a regional nuclear war between india and pakistan. the models indicate that a new conflict between india and pakistan -- more than 20 million people in each of the countries would die in the blast, smoke from the fires would cover all the continents would then draw weeks, and stay in the stratosphere for least a decade. it would diminish some might come but shortened growing seasons, unseasonable frost, a

thanks, andy, diana well done, bill shultz, good job. tom van horn and monica crowellly, greg gutfeld. next time tell me when the show is over. >> president obama delivered a message of tolerance and responsibility to a group of students today in philadelphia. white house correspondent mike emanuel reports the exhortation to do more and do better also applies to the teachers. the group with which the president has had a fluid relationsh relationship. >> today is about welcoming all of you and all of america's students back to school. >> for the second year in a row, president obama started the school term with the speech to students, challenging them to be personally responsible for their education. >> that kind of discipline, that kind of drive, that kind of hard work is absolutely essential for success. >> the president enjoys overwhelming support from teacher's unions which have given more than 3 million dollars this election cycle and 97% of that to democrats. and the unions say last year's stimulus package saved 160,000 teacher jobs