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hole then, let's try this card. it's considered launch, hello everyone, today we're going to fart shurik, he's scared as hell of all sorts of things, but he pretends, that they are not afraid at all, listen, we are going home, wait, do you hear, some sound, let's go and have a look, wait, nikita, i got scared, nikita, we are explorers, we are walking quietly along a strange trail. if something is squeezed by shura first, the little one is the slanty one, the little one himself is the little one, he launched his own mother eli, what the hell is this, wait, some kind of light, what is there, quietly, with lanterns, such, i am in front of you, just like you were. and it won't touch me, they don't trot the living, the hall is full of milk, you will be warm, this is zoya. as the red sun rises, so will the devil take us will go around, she was protecting us, from whom, andrey, what do you have there, we are waiting at the gathering point, andrey, how? so we move to the gathering point, flew behind the gifaer, let's go. we walk in circles, this is the same place. as the red sun goes down, so le
hole then, let's try this card. it's considered launch, hello everyone, today we're going to fart shurik, he's scared as hell of all sorts of things, but he pretends, that they are not afraid at all, listen, we are going home, wait, do you hear, some sound, let's go and have a look, wait, nikita, i got scared, nikita, we are explorers, we are walking quietly along a strange trail. if something is squeezed by shura first, the little one is the slanty one, the little one himself is the little...
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wife in the film, that's it, you know, shurik, somehow it even pulls to make a scandal, in fact belong dagayda and nina grebeshkova, once offended by her husband for not listening to her, she actually said this line, and later it became famous this phrase, of course, and you if you take. my name is joseph otroshkevich, i work as an electric gas welder at a car factory, i wake up at 4:40 in the morning, do exercises, i have breakfast, wash up and go to work, i get there on foot, because i live nearby, my morning usually starts at work with greeting the team, an introductory briefing on safety precautions and receiving. shift assignment, the shift assignment already states exactly what i have to do today, i sign, familiarize myself with it, already look at the front work, well from brackets, all the little things, maybe something is missing somewhere or something, to report this to the foreman, but usually we don’t have problems with this, so i start with checking your equipment, welding machine, grinder, safety precautions are in the foreground, this is a respirator, welder's shield, gl
wife in the film, that's it, you know, shurik, somehow it even pulls to make a scandal, in fact belong dagayda and nina grebeshkova, once offended by her husband for not listening to her, she actually said this line, and later it became famous this phrase, of course, and you if you take. my name is joseph otroshkevich, i work as an electric gas welder at a car factory, i wake up at 4:40 in the morning, do exercises, i have breakfast, wash up and go to work, i get there on foot, because i live...
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got it, pavlovich, hi, shurik, can we listen to the silence here, it's my head that's aching, it's like here, you make yourself comfortable and i 'll weld a cell, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, thank you, hello, hi, it's me, what happened? i'll answer you, it's so good, it's quiet there , now sit down, sit down, come on, breathe, just breathe, on my count, as always, inhale, pause, exhale, inhale, pause. exhale, understand, no one knew that the terrorists had thought out disinformation at such a level, you were new, you couldn't save anyone, and... stop, what, stop biting, okay, sasha, what did you want to say, yeah, no, let's do it tonight, okay. okay, thank you, i'll try to do it earlier. yeah, you already told him, no, olya, well, olya, he's feeling bad again, he's freaking out, olya, we have to leave today, it's dangerous to stay any longer, i understand, i think they're following me, i'll tell him tonight, you don't say things like that over the phone. what the hell, hi, this is an answering machine, i'm a little busy right now, so talk when it beeps, you know , talk, talk, don't be silen
got it, pavlovich, hi, shurik, can we listen to the silence here, it's my head that's aching, it's like here, you make yourself comfortable and i 'll weld a cell, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, thank you, hello, hi, it's me, what happened? i'll answer you, it's so good, it's quiet there , now sit down, sit down, come on, breathe, just breathe, on my count, as always, inhale, pause, exhale, inhale, pause. exhale, understand, no one knew that the terrorists had thought out disinformation at such a...
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these sound signals were developed by scientists specially, they, unlike shurik, do not feel sorry forthe amphitheater is an open area, the equipment here is expensive. so fly, birds, fly, anywhere, but not towards the festival stage, signs in which your droppings are a signal of approaching wealth are not believed in this area. the festival alley of stars deserves special attention, which has long since turned into square, welcomes citizens and guests: the goddess nika, a symbol of victory on the creative olympus. and next to the alley of stars is another attraction. to perpetuate circus art, such a mascot of vitebsk appeared. if you touch the funny clown by the nose, you will have a good mood all day, hold the accordion along the rows, harmony in your personal life, shake the dog's paw, you will always have a true faithful friend nearby. come and discover your vitebsk. the forests of belarus are truly our heritage, our beauty, our pride. forests are our wealth, 40% of our country they cover, inextricably linked with the history, culture of our people. in order to preserve this wealth
these sound signals were developed by scientists specially, they, unlike shurik, do not feel sorry forthe amphitheater is an open area, the equipment here is expensive. so fly, birds, fly, anywhere, but not towards the festival stage, signs in which your droppings are a signal of approaching wealth are not believed in this area. the festival alley of stars deserves special attention, which has long since turned into square, welcomes citizens and guests: the goddess nika, a symbol of victory on...
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objects, which of them in the novella of obsession from the film operation and other adventures of shurik character lost in lida's apartment? i don't remember, maybe a comb? this is the correct answer. book number 200. both were fired upon, and immediately melted into thin air, and from the primus stove. medals for 300. the adolf bayer commemorative medal is awarded by the german society dedicated to this science. bayer is a chemist, apparently, chemistry. absolutely right. bayer is a famous chemist, nobel prize laureate. ivan ivanovich 200. mishka the cat . to whom? alexey. alexey? topic nurseries 100 or 500 500 attention to the screen, namely these reptiles are nursed in a texas nursery, a local kitten decided to ride one of the guests, well , you can ride a turtle, that's right, book world 100, a continuation of this autobiographical book on... the name of the bird, animals and relatives, my family and other animals, who is the author? darl, gerald darl, that's right, just one letter for 200. this letter is quite rare in english and german, but in the uzbek latin alphabet it is quite c
objects, which of them in the novella of obsession from the film operation and other adventures of shurik character lost in lida's apartment? i don't remember, maybe a comb? this is the correct answer. book number 200. both were fired upon, and immediately melted into thin air, and from the primus stove. medals for 300. the adolf bayer commemorative medal is awarded by the german society dedicated to this science. bayer is a chemist, apparently, chemistry. absolutely right. bayer is a famous...
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with age alexander is becoming more and more like his famous father, and not only in appearance, shurik has adopted all the habits of lazarev sr. over the years, when we were leaving sergey's apartment together, okay, gas, i turned off the light, invited - she rang, so we go out, let's say with sasha, suddenly he says: yesterday this didn't happen, he says, you closed the balcony, si balcony is closed, i'll go check now, closed the balcony, yeah, i say, windows, that's it, air conditioning, turned off, i'll wash it off, san, we also laughed at dad. when he did this, he says, i remember, and he was absolutely right, well, it's a mild case of schizophrenia, well , yes, i like order, yes, by the way , i don't know who i got it from, but if an actor goes too far, all the awkward situations will be smoothed out by his faithful wife. for example, this shooting was postponed twice and only thanks to the support of his wife and the actor, we were finally able to drag the lazarevs out for a walk in the center of moscow. i think they were just lucky, firstly, that they met each other, they are ve
with age alexander is becoming more and more like his famous father, and not only in appearance, shurik has adopted all the habits of lazarev sr. over the years, when we were leaving sergey's apartment together, okay, gas, i turned off the light, invited - she rang, so we go out, let's say with sasha, suddenly he says: yesterday this didn't happen, he says, you closed the balcony, si balcony is closed, i'll go check now, closed the balcony, yeah, i say, windows, that's it, air conditioning,...
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lazarev jr. was called in the family restless shurik, he and couldn't sit still for 5 minutes, he lovedwith the boys in the yard from morning till night, and his parents were often called to school, the boy didn't show exemplary behavior in class. now i look at my children, of course, they didn't give me any problems at all at that age, none, what i did with my parents, i feel so sorry for them, now it's terrible, you 're going to move somewhere, what's the news - he doesn't hide the fact that he was panicky afraid of being compared to his famous father, he tried with all his might to prove that he was completely different, in at the beginning of his career he even took the pseudonym trubetskoy. we were just discussing this, valentin tolezina, my mother's friend, she was visiting, she said, what are you washing, what are you? well , take a pseudonym, but not some tyutkin pubkin, take some loud , sonorous surname, trubetskoy muravyov apostolov, something like that, yes, let's try turbeska, that was her idea, it didn't catch on, thank god, yes, that's definitely stupid, of course, with ag
lazarev jr. was called in the family restless shurik, he and couldn't sit still for 5 minutes, he lovedwith the boys in the yard from morning till night, and his parents were often called to school, the boy didn't show exemplary behavior in class. now i look at my children, of course, they didn't give me any problems at all at that age, none, what i did with my parents, i feel so sorry for them, now it's terrible, you 're going to move somewhere, what's the news - he doesn't hide the fact that...
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well, like shurik from kidnapping, caucasian style. and if he asks you to steal the bride? asks, then you will steal her. men, and you... can you steal a girl for me? actually, in russia, kidnapping a person is punishable by imprisonment, but in the caucasus, these cases do not reach the police, the relatives will sort it out themselves. i saw an ingush woman, she was kidnapped as many as 14 times, look it up on the internet, she is very beautiful. i threw ramzan a line about kidnapping. i have an idea, how can i say it more delicately, to steal the bride, it is a good idea thought or bad, now they have already banned brides from wearing makeup. banned, it's not so much to divert attention, i'm just not in the circle of trust yet, meanwhile in the house of the bride zina evloeva brownian motion, guests come in the morning to congratulate the parents to sit at the table. in the life of the bride - this is the saddest day, today she leaves her parents' home and the usual way of life forever. and does it happen? so that the bride and the groom have not even seen each other, ha
well, like shurik from kidnapping, caucasian style. and if he asks you to steal the bride? asks, then you will steal her. men, and you... can you steal a girl for me? actually, in russia, kidnapping a person is punishable by imprisonment, but in the caucasus, these cases do not reach the police, the relatives will sort it out themselves. i saw an ingush woman, she was kidnapped as many as 14 times, look it up on the internet, she is very beautiful. i threw ramzan a line about kidnapping. i have...