. >> stephen: no [bleeped], shylock. >> jon: you mean sherlock? >> stephen: sure.orse shape than i thought. gunther, fetch me clucker carlson. thank you. [cheering and applause] >> jon: all right. >> stephen: it's jon. he's man-eater, jon. be careful. from now until saturday, jon, you must do exactly what i tell you. no questions. >> jon: all right. >> stephen: i'm going to release this chicken, gorgeous american-bred hen into your studio and you must catch it. >> jon: oh, okay. "rockiment" and then once i catch the chicken, i am ready to debate. >> stephen: no. no, no, jon. first you catch the chicken. >> jon: all right. >> stephen: then you must use the chicken... >> jon: yes? >> stephen:...to wax a car. wax on. wax off. >> jon: okay. >> stephen: there's a gray audi s-5 parked outside the studio right now. >> jon: i see, a gray audi s-5. so after i use the chicken to wash your car, am id aredy? >> stephen: no, jon. not even close, because to defeat bill o'reilly, you must first catch the bird, wax my car, then to absorb its soul, you must then make this bird into