is the most sensitive part of the iceberg. ( applause ) and so, folks, threat number three-- sicko penguins. ( laughter ) nation, our kids look up to these flightless freaks. mad gas car, surf's up, happy feet. i'm tell you why those feet were happy. somebody was suck on their toes. it won't be long before our kids are carrying lunch boxes with penguins giving a beak-around. "this afternoon i saw a most extraordinary sight-- a penguin actually engaged in sodomy upon the body of a dead white throated bird of its own species. the act occurred a full minute and the whole act was gone through, down to the final depression of the cloaka. by the way, the final depression of the klokua, is penguin for money shot. well i think we all now know why the "never had a blooper real for "march of the penguins." it seems kids start experimenting with drugs younger and younger. why do you think they're all losing their teeth? that kid's a tweaker. it's worse than we imagined. >> there is a surprising new discovery in newborn babies and that's positive tests for marijuana even though the infants and their pa