and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and sitting next to me is the legend dairy jeff baxter, the former member of steely dan and the doobie brothers and serving as a missal defense consultant. and he is back despite nobody's demand. it is our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> in the sunday times, the metropolitan section profiled the keen steak house and now defunct long stemmed pipe club where since 1885 the members would pop by and ask for the carefully stored clay and then puff away. it reminds me of a den i used to frequent around the same time. gentlemen would come for the eastern opiate and stay for full frontal massages. admittedly more had to work with massage wise than i did. sad face. >> have you one face. >> and it is sad. >> it is sad. >> actually it is horizontal. >> horizontal face. >> there you go. >>> before we go to our first story i want to go to gavin. i notice you have a shirt that says the word "so" on it. why don't you tell me the history of the shirt. >> it was a shirt i made

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. >>> pegasus infield fest is back and he has a sidekick. part human and part unicorn.art personal assistant and part personal trainer. unicarl and pegasus can meet at the guinness bar in the towson town center store at may 2011. keg sis and t -- pegasus and the tv commercial. >>i don't know how i feel about this. >> you have time to make up your mind. >> read the words. clearly i can't. >>> the circus is in town so why not have lunch with an elephant. today you k the ringling brothers and barnum and bealy circus elephants will be dining at the largest vegetarian buffet. they will arrive at noon. the clowns will be bringing in the smiles for the kids of all ages. baltimore is only city in the u.s. hosting this event annually. the circus is going to be at first mariner until april 1st. >>> no one won friday's mega millions driving the jackpot to the third highest prize ever. >> tonight you have a chance to win. overall jackpot is now estimated about 3 63 million dollars. if you decide no carrierringcon0 easton 12 in dc and that's the scenario going into the afternoon. wi

and he is back and as repulsive as ever, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. sitting next to me is none other than the legend john gibson, host of the john gibson show. named after john gibson at noon eastern on fox news. and that stupid talking paper and always back when bill returns. good to see you, pinch. >> coincidence that. this sunday's op-ed section. >>s the rise of mamscera and manty hose on they mass skew lating scene, don't you know. if words with man in they will are in vogue, then surely barry manilow is due for a come back. ♪ at the copa cabana ♪ music and ?g ♪ are something ♪ that's something barry, are you as masculine as your lyrics are memorable. >> do liberals block instead of talk 1234* according to a new survey -- i love new surveys. lefties are less tolerant of differing opinions on on-line platforms which are my favorite. our pals -- i am spiting. they examined how facebook and twitter users responded to the political content. 82% have not taken steps to unblock, or hide somebody whose views are different. 28% were liberal and 16% were c

it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and the go proud co-founder chris barron. his leftist grumbling has leadership tumbling. tabooed to see you, pinch. >> today in arts and leisure, melena writes a teen lit to silver screen phenomenon that is "the hunger games." "the hunger game"? i thought that's what the olson twins named their purging days. >> an easy target there. >> you are an easy target. actually you are hard. you are tine thee. a difficult target. >> that was uncalled for. >> i can store you anywhere. >> look at my tongue. >> was his victory in illinois overshadowed by a toy? mitt romney, if that's his real name, won big in the land of polk and moving closer to the republican nomination. and he got more good news when jeb bush endorsed him. the former florida governor released a statement saying, quote, i am endorsing mitt romney for the party's nomination. we probably could have pulled a better quote from that. and then it happened. romney's communications director went on cnn and asked if there was a worry that mitt was forced to move so tar to the ri

that doesn't mean he won't be the nominee but santorum and ron paul, sidekick and gingrich costing himnd money and momentum. calling to question the heretofore formidable advantage in the field. does he have the strength as candidate and cam pape strength for long haul? that is a question they're still asking. >> the text to vote question the with the democrats in michigan. the santorum campaign effort to go after them. 9% said they were democrats. we asked the santorum senior advisor on a conference call today. take a listen. >> i have no knowledge of them doing that. i know romney got significant democrat votes as well if you look at the exit poll. is it possible that there are democrats who are liberally democrats that do not like mitt romney? absolutely. that wouldn't surprise me in the least. but there are a lot of conservative democrats who don't like mitt romney. i am not aware of evidence or anecdotal evidence of the democrats, labor union or anybody else, they are not exactly going to pick up the phone and call me, are they? >> bret: what about this, charles? >> romney calls i

and his third nipple has a third nipple, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and it is the delightful jim norton who is performing at caroline's in new york city march 29th through april 1st. you better go. and he is still here living in fear. our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> he looks back to the 1800's for a properly bitter cocktail. as the knickerbocker, i always found it jim fizzy to fit the bill. it is the jim crowe dandy and the child labor mcgee. those were popular ones back then. we used to call it tipling. it was a better time when men were men and women weren't allowed at the bars. >> very good. >> it is very good. >> all right. >> right on. >> stop it. >> it is stopped. bob -- >>> should we rethink making a stink and turn the page? bill marr makes the case in an op-ed saying if it weren't for throwing caniption fits. it included the over heated response by the left and the right to robert deniro's now infamous first lady joke. the actor eventually had to say his remarks were not meant to offend. marr asks, when do we get i

and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if brilliant commentary were calculated homework i would get a nerd to help me do him. sitting next to me is gavin mcguinness. his latest delightful book for all ages is called how to piss in public and it is good. and because of the kindle his reader ship shall dwindle. >> and mary write tots vh1 show "mob wives" and the secret society. back in the day if you so much whispered the word mofia in certain words of the city, they would choke you to death with your own intestine. they called it a saw sill yen neck tie. now that is a stereo type. greg? >> thank you. >> you are welcome. >> well done. >> done well. >> i hope this show airs tonight. >>> will the planet be fine if we look to franken stein? climate change has gone from fiction to science fiction. some are proposing the combat by altering our bodies. it is called human engineering. the author suggests people could voluntarily adopt such as enduced tolerance to red meat since livestock farmings for a significant portion of gr

with the tiny jew host and the midtime jew in the other room who is sometimes also hosting, and the sidekick of repullion. truly they are making me have the giggles and i love the videos with the kitties. and is bill gay? i can't decide. anyway, death to america. >> i think he was tweeting me. >> that sounds like somebody who really watches the show. >> clearly a big fan. >> i am shocked such intelligence could be leaked. >> i have sources, congressman. also interesting, his actual job title was senior fellow. >> oh, interesting. >> he had his czars, didn't he? >> brooklyn restaurant closes. the restaurant owner says changing to pay what you feel isn't what killed his business, but it didn't help. liz, my theory is people don't want to pay what they feel because it is more work. you don't want to have to when you are done figure out what you owe and then you will pay too much because you don't want to seem cheap. it is just not worth the hassle. >> i think i have a headache at that explanation. >> it is like taking the formula -- when you have to formulate a tip and then apply it -- -- >> no

it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if wit were rehab, time sizemore would enter him. actor, writer, comedian. michael ian black. his latest book, "wonderful" came out and it is called" you are not doing it right" and the world's cheapest puppet. good to see you, pinch. >> they recorded a white house meeting between british prial minister david cameron. here is a taste. obama, thank you for coming. thank you for taking time to meet with us of the cameron, back at you with a wicked googly governor. apologies of making such a bloody mess of the oval office. i just got back from my chimney sweeping. and between pounding pots of ale and eating fish and chips. i am utterly noc ce red. to you and yours, bloke. >> well done. all right. so they be allowed to slay, a symbol of the usa? an american indian tribe had permission to kill two bald eagles for religious purposes, i know. the fish and wildlife issued it after the arapahoe -- that makes me a racist? finally everybody knows. they filed a federal lawsuit saying refusal to do so violates their religious free m do. it is a f

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he blows audiences away with his genius act and a shotgun. sitting next to me, tom shalou. and he is a stupid pile of pages that will fill your day with rages. good to see you, pinch. >> he says madonna's new album is a bipolar collection of songs . it matters less than the pinosh of her delivery. replies the material girl, hello? hello? he is such a fine upstanding young man. next time i see him, i intend to give him a new hula hoop along with several pieces of penny candy. okay, well, time to watch my story. bye. unfortunately she forgot to hang up. what followed was an hour of her talking back to the characters on "days of hour lives." greg? >> thank you. >> you're welcome. >>> what is the law's fate minus the mandate. that is the question the supreme court, who ever they are dealt with on wednesday with the justices hearing arguments whether the affordable care act should go bye-bye if they ruled the mandate portion doesn't fly, fly. the mandate that forces you to face the penalty is the troubling part of the law, and the court was leanin

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so tough he gar gels with barbed wire. sitting next to me the green beret, terry sapor. and he is on our table spreading fables. good to see you, pinch. >> today it is the controversial disaster of the dwight d eisenhower memorial in dc. it has several stunning sex toys with all sorts of pagan symbols meant to look like a slop bucket. if you don't understand the simple symbolism as it relates to our president, i feel sorry for you and your tiny pea brain. parumph times 10. i tolerate ike. >> there you go. >> all right then. it is a walkout without clout. occupy wall street is planning its biggest action since last fall. a crippling general strike on may 1st. as one protestor put it, a day without the 99%. but labor leaders are saying they won't participate with one noting, quote, they are not working with the unions in a serious way, nor are the unions working with them in a serious way. but that's okay. as 1 rep says -- as one rep says, as everything they do, it is symbolic. except for the doo-doo they do. it is about get

. >> candidates' spouses ever present but not just as accessories or sidekicks. more so than ever they're advisers, confidantes and character witnesses. >> my soulmate and i wouldn't be here, simply wouldn't be here without her, and that's my wife karen. thank you. >> reporter: with concerns that his stance on birth control could cost him votes from women his wife karen defended him. >> they try to corner him and make it look like he doesn't know anything else. >> reporter: and while no one votes for first lady, a spouse can say something about the person on the ballot. >> a spouse is one of the biggest decisions a person's going to make. >> my sweetheart, anne romney. she has the kind of character that is quintessentially the american character. >> reporter: there is no spouse playbook but one acceptable wisdom, no co-candidacy. >> we sometimes saw hillary s cha changing. >> the next president of the united states, newt gingrich. >> reporter: protecting stabltd but that image may have drawbacks. >> this is a double-edged sword. i think she is out on the campaign

my sidekick!ally let me see that my real problem area was when i was traveling. it allowed me to kind of tailor my plan to my lifestyle. i lost 29 pounds with weight watchers online. i am like me times five. i'm like cara intensified. [ female announcer ] hurry, join now for free. offer ends march 24th. weight watchers online. finally, losing weight clicks. >>> i'm martin bashir. come can go up, the good old boys make their southern stand and tomorrow's alabama and mississippi primaries may be the real game changer in this race. plus, an american soldier snaps in afghanistan. back to tamron. >>> for the first time since whitney houston's death, we are hearing from her only child in an emotional interview. she told oprah that her mother has an angel. she admits being rebellious child but says in the end her mother was everything. she now lives in whitney houston's georgia mansion alone where she says she is still feel her mother's spirit guiding her. >> throughout the house. lights turn on and off.

my sidekick! the weight tracker really let me see that my real problem area was when i was traveling. it allowed me to kind of tailor my plan to my lifestyle. i lost 29 pounds with weight watchers online. i am like me times five. i'm like cara intensified. [ female announcer ] join for free today. weight watchers online. finally, losing weight clicks. >> republican primaries so far are doing more harm than good for the candidates and the party as a whole. the "wall street journal" poll seems to shatter hopes that republicans have been expanding their base for november. 55% of voters say that democrats do a better job at reaching out to people who are not hard core supporter. that's more than double the republican number. republicans themselves are now seeing the primary process as they drain on the party. 23% say it's given them a less favorable impress, a reversal from january. 29% said the primaries had a positive impact. the republican pollster, welcome to you both. bill, i want to put up two m

bill schulz who will not be my repulsive sidekick. and next to me is michigan congressman thadius mcconnor who should have been our next presidential nominee, but he failed. just kidding. anne, i go to you first. i wouldn't have met you if it wasn't for andrew breitbart. he introduced you to me trying to convince you to do this show. by the way, this show would not exist without breitbart. it was him who talked to fox to get this show -- or to get me a job. i was living in england and he talked to people at fox. i met with the people at fox and the next thing it was "red eye" and everybody here sitting here with the exception of bill because i knew bill, we never would have met. we never would have met if it wasn't for andrew breitbart bringing us together because that's what breitbart does or did and probably still will talking to somebody on his cell phone constantly. >> yes, and your introduction reminds me that not only would "red eye" not exist, but acorn would exist and representative anthony wiener would exist. i have been amaz

. >> reporter: candidates' spouses ever present but not just as accessories or sidekicks. they're advisers, confidantes and character witnesses. >> my soul mate and i wouldn't be here. simply wouldn't be here without her, my wife, karen. thank you. >> reporter: with concerns that his stance on birth control could cost him support among women, rick santorum's wife karen emerged to defend her husband. >> they try to corner him and make it look like he doesn't know anything else. as a wife and mother and educated woman it frustrates me. >> reporter: no one votes for first lady a spouse can say something about the person on the ballot. >> a spouse is one of the biggest decisions a person's going to make. >> my sweetheart, ann romney. >> reporter: mitt romney talked about his wife's compelling personal story. >> she has the kind of character that is quintessentially the american character. >> reporter: there is no standard spouse play book but there is one bit of accepted wisdom, no co-candidates. >> we saw hillary clinton chase at being the loving wife, staring adoringly at he

i'm her sidekick. except for pippa has a better butt. otherwise, mine would be patented. remember pippa had a little -- there was a little butt cushion, pippa's butt cushion? >> yeah, sure. >> come up, why rosie o'donnell is not laughing about her talk show. and t.j. is not laughing about my bad joke. >> and bethenny frankel puts some more skin into "the skinny." next. ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny >>> speaking of somebody that's a little too skinny and needs a cheeseburger is bethenny frankel, the reality star. so she -- >> and maker of the skinny girl cocktails. >> yes. she appeared on anderson cooper's show. and she was trying to explain to him that when she goes to dance parties she routinely does push-ups. and a little embarrassing thing happened when she tried to demonstrate. take a look. >> well, i'm going to be like -- >> do we have any music? >> but i'll be like -- oh! >> wow. >> yep. her bright pink underwear. hello. and they of course had to fuzzy it out. but she -- it was very quick. how's it look she asked him. no word on what his response is. >> another reality tv st

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bill schulz who will not be my repulsive sidekick. and next to me is michigan congressman thadius mcconnor who should have been our next presidential nominee, but he failed. just kidding. anne, i go to you first. i wouldn't have met you if it wasn't for andrew breitbart. he introduced you to me trying to convince you to do this show. by the way, this show would not exist without breitbart. it was him who talked to fox to get this show -- or to get me a job. i was living in england and he talked to people at fox. i met with the people at fox and the next thing it was "red eye" and everybody here sitting here with the exception of bill because i knew bill, we never would have met. we never would have met if it wasn't for andrew breitbart bringing us together because that's what breitbart does or did and probably still will talking to somebody on his cell phone constantly. >> yes, and your introduction reminds me that not only would "red eye" not exist, but acorn would exist and representative anthony wiener would exist. i have been amaz

. >> reporter: candidates' spouses ever present but not just as accessories or sidekicks. they're advisers, confidantes and character witnesses. >> my soul mate and i wouldn't be here. simply wouldn't be here without her, my wife, karen. thank you. >> reporter: with concerns that his stance on birth control could cost him support among women, rick santorum's wife karen emerged to defend her husband. >> they try to corner him and make it look like he doesn't know anything else. as a wife and mother and educated woman it frustrates me. >> reporter: no one votes for first lady a spouse can say something about the person on the ballot. >> a spouse is one of the biggest decisions a person's going to make. >> my sweetheart, ann romney. >> reporter: mitt romney talked about his wife's compelling personal story. >> she has the kind of character that is quintessentially the american character. >> reporter: there is no standard spouse play book but there is one bit of accepted wisdom, no co-candidates. >> we saw hillary clinton chase at being the loving wife, staring adoringly at he

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. >> i took that video so this is -- i'm going to look like satan's sidekick with the new ipad watchingting in line for it. >> look at them camping out already. >> yes. >> what about this upgrade? i know the upgrade costs money. is it worth it? >> it's a request good question. it depends on the user. if you haven't had a tablet before, you've been looking to research the ipad, perfect time to do it. if you're a 2 user and a power user, you can justify making the upgrade. >> want to take you back live inside this courtroom, hemy neuman, the defendant just recently found guilty but mentally ill in the murder of rusty schneiderman is now addressing the judge. take a listen. >> the loss of a beloved son-in-law, family friend rusty will deservedly so miss him. it is also a tragedy for three other children. for lee and countless family and friends who saw a person they loved, admired, and respected who saw him arrested in shame, charged and now convicted. i am so, so, so sorry. i can't say it enough. i can't say enough to all of you to the precious children, all five of them, to the sneiderma

my sidekick!t tracker really let me see that my real problem area was when i was traveling. it allowed me to kind of tailor my plan to my lifestyle. i lost 29 pounds with weight watchers online. i am like me times five. i'm like cara intensified. [ female announcer ] hurry, join now for free. offer ends march 24th. weight watchers online. finally, losing weight clicks. bale's. >>> occupy wall street marked its six-month anniversary in new york city on saturday and this was the scene as the police swooped in and arrested 73 protesters after going basically into the streets and seeing that happen. now, we've seen that occupy wall street has sort of gone underground for the winter. the question we want to look at right now is can the movement regain some momentum this spring. joining me is dorian, assistant professor of political science and a fellow at the roosevelt institute. i am an unpaid advisory member of the institute. what we want to talk about is something you have written about here, which

imagine in the future the world will have a different computer and a smart sidekick rolled into one in their phones. today we are seeing smart phones successfully converted for scientific capabilities in places that have no electrical power at all. in 2020, the same devices will diagnose medical conditions, a detective are metal hazards, and everything people care about. mashed networking provide connections for all of these new devices and allow the deployment of these wireless networks in the most remote regions of the world, well beyond large data centers and fixed-line infrastructure. in this model, the network becomes a digital watering hole where people meet and hang out. every village will have an internet cafe for people to connect and talk to each other. i want to be clear -- no one is suggesting this technology will suddenly transformed the social, political, and economic conditions of communities. technology does not create miracles. connectivity, even modest amounts, changes lives. in times of war and suffering, it would be impossible to ignore the voices that call out for

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i'm her sidekick. except for pippa has a better butt. otherwise, mine would be patented.-- there was a little butt cushion, pippa's butt cushion? >> yeah, sure. >> come up, why rosie o'donnell is not laughing about her talk show. and t.j. is not laughing about my bad joke. >> and bethenny frankel puts some more skin into "the skinny." next. when someeople strgle with t their mortgage payments, they become frozen, petrified. not knowing what to do, they do nothing, butut the peoplele who take ac, are far more likely to get the most positive outcome. making home affordable is a free government program. call now to talk one on one with a housing expert about the options that are right for you. real help, real answers righght now. ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny >>> speaking of somebody that's a little too skinny and needs a cheeseburger is bethenny frankel, the reality star. so she -- >> and maker of the skinny girl cocktails. >> yes. she appeared on anderson cooper's show. and she was trying to explain to him that when she goes to dance parties she routinely does push-ups. and a littl