please welcome sigourney weaver. [ applause ] what a pleasure to have you here, thank you for coming.mmy: but more for me, i assure you. if i was a woman, i would want sigourney to be my name. it's good. it's got sig in there. ourney. >> siggny. >> jimmy: i don't know anyone else with that name. >> i think i've cornered it except for that series on the high seas "catching the crabs." s i g something. my cousin. >> jimmy: someone with crabs has taken the name. >> crabs connect all of us. >> jimmy: i guess so. in a way, they kind of do, don't they, temporarily at least. and that is the name you came up with yourself? >> right, i did, i did. i was named suzy. and i was so tall when i was 11. i needed a longer name. and so i thought -- i just chose it out of a book. great gatsby. and now i just kept it. everyone calls me siggy. >> jimmy: when i was about that age, i wanted to change my name to bash ringrbarino and my pare wouldn't let me. >> it's not too late. >> jimmy: you parents allowed you to change your name? >> they called me "s" for a long time. they knew i liked the initial. and s

. >> tonight, sigourney weaver, dancing star wrangler tom bergeron and music from randy kevin houser.

. >> tonight, sigourney weaver, dancing star wrangler tom a mu kevin houser.ago, bob ehrlich got fired as governor of maryland. for good reason. first, he protected tax loopholes for giant cable cable companies. then, he let utilities jack up our rates 72%. and for the last four years, he worked as a hired gun for big corporations, even a bank that took billions from a taxpayer funded bailout. ehrlich sides with corporate executives again and again and again tell bob ehrlich big banks and billionares don't need help. middle class marylanders do.

sigourney weaver comes in. one star. did not like it. >> but, you like betty white. >> who does not like betty white? >> the maryland lottery, let yourself play. , -- max, thank >> now, 11 sports with pete gilbert. >> good morning. each week, we want to hear from new -- a chance to vote on the game of the week. we were given north carroll against south carroll. this team is very to it. first quarter he cares about. they connected a lot. 40 yards and a touchdown. in the second, returning a punt for the cavaliers, he looks locked, and thought better of it. a great job reading the box. south carroll is in front 20-0. once again, they are in aid zone. south carroll and crews to four- zero. -- improves to 4-0. back to pass, tipped not once, but twice. johnny on the spot leads the blockers. he gets some good ones. he is not to be caught. he goes 55 yards and a touchdown. later in the third, following the fourth turnover of the game, 14-nothing, bulldog. southern gets a rare road shot. lawrence smith has a fully loaded offense,

you have jamie lee curtis, sigourney weaver in the house. kristen bell. what is going down?atre camp. we literally did two weeks of just playing around. and i have a big, kind of dance number and -- you know, hurt neck, but we did it. and betty white's about my height, and we just totally got along and -- kristen bell's like my little sister. like, we were separated at birth. and jamie lee and sigourney are the -- perhaps the tallest women i've ever met. >> jimmy: in the world, yeah. that is true, yeah. [ laughter ] >> but it's a great story. it's about -- imagine me being a dork in high school, which i was, and my big nemesis marries my brother. imagine that. i mean, were you bullied? i was bullied because, let's face it, i'm not very tall and i sound like i've sucked helium. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is not true at all. you sound adorable. >> do you like it? >> jimmy: i like it. i love your voice. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you just sang opera. that was amazing. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you sound -- i love the way you sound. >> thank you. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah. >> thank

next week on the show, joel mchale will be here, sigourney weaver, tom bergeron, dane cook, busy phillipsnessa williams, "dancing with the stars" victim number two. we'll have music from randy houser, sharon jones & the dap-kings, the avett brothers, and maroon 5. so join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor who quit acting a year and a half ago, but it turned out that when he said he quit acting, he was acting. the result of that elaborate hoax is a new movie called "i'm still here." it is in select theaters now, and available everywhere there's an internet connection on itunes and ondemand. please say hello to joaquin phoenix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so normal now. i don't know what to make. >> you look well, too. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. good to see you. >> you, too. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, you were -- you had -- it seemed like you lost your mind about 18 months ago. but it turned out that was not the case at all. you were pulling a prank of everyone. >> we were trying to make a film. a prank sounds like we were doin

basically, it has big heavy hitter actresses, jamie lee curtis, sigourney weaver, kristen bell.t deals with two people who did not like each other in high school, fast forward a few years and their families end up becoming one as two of the younger people in the families end up marrying. let's watch a clip and i'll talk about it on the other side. >> sadly, my dress was ruined and i had to find a replacement on very short notice. quick, somebody call "us weekly," let's find out who wore it best. c'est la vie. >> you liked that clip. >> i think that line is funny. go on. >> maybe you would like it. i tell you what, it was terrible. they had a lot of cameos. it was sort of funny. they had well intentions. "you again," how about never again. i gave it 1 kernel. it was just brutal. it was like a bad skit that went on for about an hour and 15 minutes too long. >> that's what people said about this show from time to time also. on the other hand, i saw "wall street" which you have to go see. it's really good. this is the sequel to that famous 1987 film. it's set in 2008 so it's in the

sigourney weaver.vorite words. how do you spot it? >> well, i think you have to feel it in your gut. jamie lee curtis and i like that word. we kind of miss, want to impress, still want to be wary of is something we all kind of remember from high school because everyone cares how they're doing in high school so much. >> and jamie lee curtis plays the popular girl in high school, but you come back with a vengeance. >> i roar back as a big success. she was not just popular, but she was the head of the cheerleading squad and prom queen and all the things that my character would have liked to be and we were best friends, and it felt like she never let me have my turn. so it's just been simmering. and it was really fun, i think for all of us in the cast to sort of revisit our hideous high school experiences. >> let's show a clip of it right here. >> you were already prom queen. you were already head cheer leader. drama is supposed to be mine. no, you didn't care about you, all you cared about in high school