oh, sire, i'm speechless with gratitude. tut. think nothing of it. but be sure to be present tomorrow morning at our grand review. i shall be there, sir. in the meantime, kindly deign to accept this magnificently decorated kazoo. you don't expect me to start playing a kazoo at my age, surely? oh, well, i'll give it to young boggerlas. [laughter] now, who is this ubu creature? well, i'll bugger off. help. rescue. i've ruptured my gut and smashed my rattle box. oh, ubu, are you hurt? yes, badly. and i shall certainly croak. what will become of ma ubu? oh, we shall provide for her upkeep. you are most kind. [music] ungenerous sire, but you will be liquidated just the same, king wenceslas. [music] well, my good friends, it's high time we planned our little conspiracy. let each give his counsel. with your permission, we will begin with mine. speak, mr. ubu. very good, my friends. i am of the opinion that we should simply poison the king by stuffing his lunch with arsenic. [laughter] the moment he starts the grousing and scuffing he'll drop dead, and i sha

. >> i'm jaymee sire with this "sportscenter" update.id lee out for the season with the warriors. how would they respond? warriors up three. steph curry, the nice stepback jumper. 17 points in the first half, after having just 4 in the first half in game 1. in the third quarter, curry hurts his ankle while dribbling. take another look. his left ankle twists awkwardly. he would leave the game. but then, he would return. he comes back in the fourth, using andrew bogut, the screen and knocking down the three-pointer. warriors up 14. later in the fourth, warriors up ten. harrison barnes, the reverse jam. take another look at that. a nice dunk by the rookie. warriors win 131-117, to tie the series at 1-1. >>> celtics and knicks. j.r. smith receiving the sixth man award before the game. smith bringing the ball up and taking a long three. and making it at the buzzer. and third quarter, carmelo anthony hits the three from the wing. knicks up 58-52. carmelo, staying hot. the jumper, while falling down. he had 34 points. his fourth-straight 30-poi

it doesn't matter how many kids he actually sired so there's irrelevant there.e that aeg did not know that michael jackson had a drinking problem and a drug problem? really? really? and you have e-mails which are the smoking guns for the jackson. main guy says remind murray that it's aeg not mj, michael jackson who is playing his salary and what is expected of them. >> megyn: they've moved on from that now, according to the post they are prepared to offer irrefutable proof that michael jackson did not sire prince and paris the two oldest children, but only the youngest blanket. and you look at them next to each other, he had so much plastic surgeon-- but the youngest child he does look like michael jackson, but now according to reports this there are several people claiming paternity. other two children, including, weirdly, mark, something didn't know, a former child actor mark lester and claims he may have fathered the daughter mark lester. you know who he is, when he started. >> please, sir, i want a paternity test. >> megyn: exactly. here he is as an adult. a

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sire. but latoya jackson's hair system it looks so beautiful.i don't know if it's a wig or a weave or extensions, your hair has got it going on. then d. who was fired last night will be on our show tomorrow. [ applause ] in the meantime over at theview. major drama. joy behar, she's out. she announced she was leaving. so a lot of times people assume that, you know, leaving is politically correct for you were fired. but you know what? she had been talking about it for a moment here and there behind the scene, it was an open secret. she's leaving after 16 years. i think her last date with "the view" is august. right, you goes? that's how you can tell she's leaving and wasn't fired. she's leaving on friendly terms because only on friendly terms are you allowed to stay until august when it's only march. anyway, but good luck to joy. joy is 70 years old. the spirit of a 63-year-old, right? she's 70 years old. you know what? she comes from radio. i used to listen to joy -- joy, you know this. i used to listen to joy on a regular basis here in new york

your palace shall sparkle like the stars in heaven upon your safe arrival sire. yeah.h is under the sink. he did an amazing job. he uncoagulated the top of the dishwashing liquid. he cleaned out the bottom of the little egg cups. look at this. he cleaned in the little 1-inch area between the refrigerator and the counter. how did he get out of there? he must be like rubberman. there's no rubberman. why did i think there was a rubberman? there's elasticman plasticman. i'm leaving. where are you going? to get rava's manuscript. i'll go with you. ok. elaine. he windexed the little peephole. the meeting with lippman is set. he's the editor-in-chief. because of your request... demand. they're going to promote me to editor. darn tootin'. there's ray, late as usual. well... this is an unexpected surprise. the once and future king of comedy jerry the first, gracing our humble abode. rava, we are in the presence of royalty. you really did a tremendous job cleaning that apartment. i didn't just clean your apartment. it was a ritual, a ceremony a celebration of life. shouldn't you

amazon rallying to the clothes and after the bell beat earnings targets it continues sire. j.c.moving higher in electronic trading on news that george soros has purchased the nearly 8% stake in the cash-strapped apart mr. cain. starbucks is down in after-hours trading. starbucks posting earnings of $0.48 per share in line with targets, revenue is slightly short. meanwhile, the shareholder's voting to elect two representatives of mr. carl icon to its board of directors. the stock up nearly 2 percent today closing just under $30 per share. now down nearly 50 percent over the past year. gold continues to push higher, rallying and rising back to almost $14.60 per share. declines in gasoline inventories pushing crude oil lyras well. in the credit market, the treasury's 10-year yield is now tipping a little higher. my next guest says the federal reserve easy money policy is greeting asset price bubbles and bonds and stocks trading some pretty risky markets. joining us now, one of my favorite people, the chief economic adviser to president reagan, one of the country's most distinguishe

sires: mr. speaker, i rise today to commend the contributions of the biopharmaceutical and medical technology companies in new jersey to hurricane sandy relief activities. new jersey companies in the biopharmaceutical field have donated an estimated $11.1 million toward sandy relief efforts. the new jersey biopharmaceutical and medical technology companies made contributions to a large number of organizations including the american red cross, americares, feeding america, the salvation army, save the children, united way and the hurricane sandy new jersey relief fund. they also coordinated to ensure they did not interrupt the supply chain of critical life-saving drugs as well as teamed up with local pharmacies to provide free and discounted prescriptions to affected patients. in addition, individual companies performed a variety of services in the immediate aftermath of sandy, including the distribution of hygiene kits, provided generaters to local municipalities, deployed emergency decontaminati

fatherless boys siring boys. noise them. urban reservation-hunt-and-gather boys.eep the blood on the reservation. hunt those boys. solve for x: how many whys and zombies equal those boys. give me dap those boys. my boy. my cousin. no taller than tree trunks chopped. those boys sundown colorful, watch those boys. southeast hocus pocus, you see, don't see those boys. then you read those boys: police blotter those boys. then they're inkthose boys --rip graffiti on white tees: those boys. those clay terrace boys. those benning park boys. those river terrace boys. those drama city boys. >>> i'm wondering can poetry really make a difference when kids are going hungry or their friends are being shot at with guns or their parents are losing their homes? does poetry hold anything out to them? >> i think there's solace. i mean, i think some are moved to action, but i think there's unfair pressure put on poetry. like i'm glad that people expect so much of it, but you look at, i mean, honestly, like you look at congress right now, i mean, legislation isn't fixing those things

i'm sire. >> come on.s a lot of credibility on this and sway in the senate on getting this done. number two, they're not 20 votes short on the background check. every day there's somebody else coming out for a national background check. >> how many votes -- >> everybody wants a bipartisan deal. they're continuing to work on it. >> how many do they got? >> the truth is right now they're probably 60 votes short if you look -- >> 16 short? >> they're short of 60 votes. >> how short? >> they need about five more people. they're going to work with tom coburn. we have a story going up tonight, tom coburn has been made the linchpin. >> i don't think they'll have a vote. >> i think they'll have a vote. >> up and down vote -- >> a tape right now of what you said. you say there will be a vote, i say there won't. >> you'll look at the vote and say, is this an effectual bill? >> i think this is going downhill. >> if we don't have a vote, look at who is not voting for cloture. >> that's the problem, because -- >> is so

hedge fund billionaire, tom sire, pledging to spend the fortune as necessary to make climate change thee of our generation. here's his direct quote, the goal here is not to win. the goal here is to destroy these people. we want a smashing victory. wait a sec. who is he trying to destroy? >> trying to destroy opponents to his way of thinking op climate change. you know, this is someone to listen to. he's a fund jpnorgan raiser for the white house, had a hankering to replace steven chu as energy secretary. you know, he also is saying no to the keystone pipeline. the thing is here, he's in the -- he's new yorker, went to california, and he's now getting himself involved in the massachusetts race already, and ed marky said, stay out of the massachusetts race. i don't want you there. >> really? >> he's saying, we don't like it. >> wow. >> it's low hanging fruit; right? ed has been in office for three zillion years, a shoe-in. you help get ed re-elected. come on, give me a break. maybe you establish something that way, he's nuts, but he's got a lot of money. >> i love the way you talk. he's a

the first thing he addressed was the escalating violence in sire you why.president obama calls it a disaster for the syrian people. he says using chemical weapons in a game changer for the u.s. >> when you use these kind of weapons you have the potential of killing massive numbers of people in the most inhumane possible and the proliferation risks are so significant that we don't want that jeanne out of the bottle. >>> the president addressed the boston bombings and kotter terrorism bombings -- and counterterrorism bombings. >> we want to go back and review every step that was taken. we want to leave no stone unturned. we want to see if there is additional protocols and procedures that could be put in place that would further improve and enhance our ability to detect the potential attack. president obama remarked at how resilient americans are especially in boston and that he'sp happen -- and that he's happy that people are not intimidated and that people are living their lives. the president touched on the ongoing investigation on the consulate bombing in

the semifinal match-up will see sire siryracuse play michigan but yesterday it was about ware. it's confirmed a compound fracture is what he sustained. the picture was sent out by his team last night of him in the hospital bed holding their trophy. >> really? suffer. >> he is aware that they won. as he coach said, they were trying to win this for him. >>> who were the final four. >> wichita state louisville. >> where did they come from? >> they have had a very good turn amount of. they are going to play louisville. it's going to be syracuse and michigan. >> i stayed up friday night to watch half half of the florida gulf state. they are an exciting team. they moved out fast and ahead. over florida. i finally, went to bed. late for me. they were fun to watch. >> maybe some of that louisville magic spread to the women's team. they beat the baylor bears and the women ncaa tournament. baylor had a 32-game winning streak. their star player brittney griner played in her last college game. she retires as having more blocked shots than any other female basketball player, more rebounds t

border without knowing how many people are trying to cross the border will never know how this effort sire and that's a hard thing to come up with, isn't that? witnesses while noting the progress also pointed out the department of homeland security keeps a variety of statistics act in between the entry that does not make public. i just don't think that's acceptable. it is critical of the department of homeland security do a better job of educating the public and congress on how it measures its effectiveness on the borders and must include estimates without proper documentation. another one of the charges the most concerns me is the growing sophistication of the smuggling networks operate in one or borders with respect to illegal drugs. joe cartels are using tunnels, ultralight aircraft can even severance to avoid detection of lung orders in the coast. to help them avoid law enforcement on top of our mountains, it my mind that we have these folks sitting on our mountain that was somehow her name able to take them out. if they sit on a mountaintop in afghanistan, iraq, we are taking them out

sires of new jersey. > thank you, mr. chairman. mr. secretary, i'm sorry what happened in your state. i have three questions. one of them, can you give me the status we're making to release allen gross from cuba, what is our latest effort to have him released? and where are we with that? we have in new jersey a $1 million bounty on jo ann chesamar who has been living in cuba for many, many years. she's the person that shot a state trooper in new jersey and fled to cuba. i wonder if you'll raise that issue and if there is some kind of conversation. the second question i have is, i represent a great deal of catholic christians in my district. it seems we are making a concerted effort to remove the 60 million captive christians in egypt. a couple weeks ago there were more murders in egypt and nothing seems to be being done. and the cuts we are going to -- >> do we anticipate any cuts to israel? >> do you anticipate any cuts? >> i'll get to that and then it.to we had a cut but that is subject to sequester, as is everything. we're not unabl