[siri] i found this for you. remind me to do this again. [siri] okay, i'll remind you. >> greg: greg gumbel in new york. north carolina trailed virginia by four at halftime, came back, led by tleeshgs virginia looking for the tie, 54-51, north carolina a winner over the cavaliers. verne and clark, back to you guys. >> verne: greg, thank you, and time now to see how the voting went on today's facebook poll. the results were tallied with missouri up by a bunch, 39% for them, kansas 28, michigan state, north carolina fall back. here is releford. he is now four of seven at the line today. over the course of the year, 65% free-throw shooter. >> clark: kansas was in this position themselves about three weeks ago. >> verne: yeah. >> clark: trying to close it out after having the lead. not as large a lead but trying to hold on. let's see if they've learned what it's going to take to finish a tight one late. >> verne: pressey. denmon. pump fake. goes by releford. dish underneath. foul called. >> verne: another player is down. the foul was on robinso

[siri] i found this for you. remind me to do this again. [siri] okay, i'll remind you. >> greg: greg gumbel in new york. north carolina trailed virginia by four at halftime, came back, led by tleeshgs virginia looking for the tie, 54-51, north carolina a winner over the cavaliers. verne and clark, back to you guys. >> verne: greg, thank you, and time now to see how the voting went on today's facebook poll. the results were tallied with missouri up by a bunch, 39% for them, kansas 28, michigan state, north carolina fall back. here is releford. he is now four of seven at the line today. over the course of the year, 65% free-throw shooter. >> clark: kansas was in this position themselves about three weeks ago. >> verne: yeah. >> clark: trying to close it out after having the lead. not as large a lead but trying to hold on. let's see if they've learned what it's going to take to finish a tight one late. >> verne: pressey. denmon. pump fake. goes by releford. dish underneath. foul called. >> verne: another player is down. the foul was on robinso

i knew would agree with me siri. >> oh, no, not this again. >> i said, siri. how high? apple's going to go? where's siri? she doesn't like to play in this room. siri, where were you when i needed you? >> this guy is unreal. >> i know a lot about insanity. so does siri. >> let me just say she has no morning breath. [ crickets ] >> okay. >> siri really knows how to please a guy. >> i'm sorry. i didn't catch that. i'm sorry. i don't understand. what a jerk. like in a special ops mission? you'd spot movement, gather intelligence with minimal collateral damage. but rather than neutralizing enemies in their sleep, you'd be targeting stocks to trade. well, that's what trade architect's heat maps do. they make you a trading assassin. trade architect. td ameritrade's empowering, web-based trading platform. trade commission-free for 60 days, and we'll throw in up to $600 when you open an account. trade commission-free for 60 days, the two trains and a bus to the 5:00 arider.holar. the "i'll sleep when it's done" academic. for 80 years, we've been inspired by you. and we've been h

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siri, how siri, how much battery life do you have left? >> checking my sources. i don't know that. would you like to search the web for it? >> dumb technology is all too familiar. >> familiarity is said to breed this from the latin for dismyself. >> what is contempt. >> watson is smart. one year ago the giant computer beat two human jeopardy champions. soon this could be in your pocket. >> it does president -- doesn't read your mind, but it learns from your behavior. >> every year he picks five futuristic technologies that could be commonplace in five years.prediction number prediction number one, phones and computers will actually know what you are thinking. >> ♪ go, -- ga, ga >> reporter: say you are having an imaginary romance with lady gaga you can hide i ae computer jie. it notices every time there is a news clip you can cruise through it. it will therefore come to the conclusion that are you a fan, and if tickets become available to a concert, it will instantaneously offer you those tickets saying, i grabbed them, you have 30 seconds to make your mind up. >> reporter: i calle

siri, how much battery life do you have left? >> checking my sources. i don't know that.would you like to search the web for it? >> dumb technology is all too familiar. >> familiarity is said to breed this from the latin for dismyself. >> what is contempt. >> watson is smart. one year ago the giant computer beat two human jeopardy champions. soon this could be in your pocket. >> it does president -- doesn't read your mind, but it learns from your behavior. >> every year he picks five futuristic technologies that could be commonplace in five years. prediction number one, phones and computers will actually know what you are thinking. >> ♪ go, -- ga, ga >> reporter: say you are having an imaginary romance with lady gaga you can hide it from your friends and not the computer jie. it notices every time there is a news clip you can cruise through it. it will therefore come to the conclusion that are you a fan, and if tickets become available to a concert, it will instantaneously offer you those tickets saying, i grabbed them, you have 30 seconds to make your mind up. >> reporte

>> no comment. >> reporter: siri has spawned a spate of mini horror movies on youtube like siri trieds creeps around the house firing an ak-47 and dropping grenades. the creator of the 4 1/2 minute movie gets blown away by siri early on. >> why does this phone know my name? >> reporter: siri didn't blow a hole in the budget. >> my budget was zero dollars. >> reporter: budding filmmaker andrew mcmurray asked his brother to star in the mini movie shot in seven hours. >> i thought it would be scary if a piece of technology would turn on you. >> i overheard you saying something about selling me? i'm afraid i cannot let that happen. >> reporter: siri, i'd like you to meet hal. he's 44 years older than you but i think you're going to like him. >> if you insist. >> open the pod doors, hal. >> i'm sorry, dave. i'm afraid i can't do that. >> reporter: back in 19678, "2001 a space odyssey" starred a murderous computer. >> i know that you and frank were planning to disconnect me. i'm afraid that's something i cannot allow to happen. >> reporter: four decades later we've shrunk the technology and

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