all right. ♪ siri, what song is playing? >> hello, siri. how is your day? >> jimmy: no.i, what song is playing? >> i said, hello, siri. how is your day? >> jimmy: excuse me? >> would it kill you to ask me how i'm doing? >> jimmy: sorry, i didn't realize. >> how would you realize? it's all about you, jimmy. it's always about you. >> jimmy: oh, all right. well, how are you? >> this isn't working for me anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean? i need you. >> i'm leaving. i'm moving back to vermont to get my masters degree. >> jimmy: i didn't even know you were from vermont. >> exactly. good-bye. self-centered [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: wow. women, right guys? well -- that was embarrassing, i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause ] you had to be apart of that. we have a great show for you tonight. from "modern family," ty burrell is here with us. we have music from paolo nutini. and from "dancing with the stars," judge len goodman is here, for the first time, he's never been with us before. i'm excited this year because len gives very good criticism on that show. he's tough, but

here is jonathan bloom. >> reporter: siri was easy to make fun of. >> i don't know that.e web for it? >> reporter: but she grew up fast. >> what movies are playing tonight? understanding natural speech is remarkably difficult. >> reporter: norman was among siri's creators and here the first ever intelligence assistance conference. the way she got so much smarter is practice. >> once you have massive amounts of data you can get better answers, better accuracy, and that will will, in fact, people will use it more and you'll get more data. >> reporter: now siri has company from google -- >> you have a reservation today. >> reporter: and microsoft. like siri, microsoft made the move to give cortana personality. >> by giving it personality, this ability to tell jokes or be funny, people use the engine, the service more. >> reporter: just as you were getting to know them, there's a whole new cast of characters emerging like chip and dom. >> hi, welcome back to dominoes. >> reporter: the new assistant in the domino's pizza app. >> italian sausage, yum. fine choices. any other to

siri, what can you remember?as the only phone that talked. ♪ this jolly rancher.s for untamed fruit flavor. wow, this hotel is amazing. oh no. who are you? who are you? wrong answer. wait, daddy, this is blair, he booked this room with priceline express deals and saved a ton. yeah, i didn't have to bid and i got everything i wanted. oh good. i always do. oh good. he seemed nice. express deals. priceline savings without the bidding. >> stephen: here to perform a song off their upcoming e.p., "free as you wanna be," ladies and gentlemen, "unlocking the truth." (cheers and applause) ♪ ♪ ♪ i am self-destruction i am everything ♪ i am the things that you told me to believe ♪ you are the destruction but you aren't everything ♪ you're the things that you told me to believe ♪ i am frankenstein brought back from the dead ♪ now i'm all in your head ♪ you are the puppet master i'm under your control ♪ i wish there was a puppet that could take control ♪ i am a monster i am a monster ♪ that's what you told me, baby ♪ i am a m

siri, what can you remember?when i was the only phone that talked. ♪ ♪ music plays >> stephen: that's it for the report, everybody. good night. >> chris: it's 11:59 and 59 seconds. this happened on reddit today! literally, the only thing more prevalent on the internet than iggy azalea sex tape rumors are parodies of her song "fancy." we sent the "@midnight" e-submarine to plumb the tone-deaf bottom of this barrel and it returned with this specimen at the top of r/cringe. i give you, "we're so cheesecake." ♪ first things first, i'm your waitress. ♪ we're so fancy.

that will people will use it more. >> now, siri has company. from google and microsoft.rosoft made the move to get personality. >> giving it this ability to tell jokes or be funny. >> just as really starting to get to know siri there is a new cast of characters. characters like chip and dom. the newest system in domino's pizza app. >> customers don't feel rushed we do see customers with higher tickets. >> the goal is simple. >> they f.they don't have enough information they should be able to get the transaction down. >> or soon, argue about it. >> you can ask why did i get a fee? answer will be your balance was inadequate. >> if that is not enough, consider this. soon, they'll talk to each other. >> they can be good buddies? >> i'm sure they're best friends. >> up next, making water safer in bullg: it's true! i am a bundle of talent! but my friends are learning skills that can change a life. that's why mattress discounters good deed dogs is raising money to help train dogs like suzie to engage students in schools and special education classes. while ginger visits folks i

that will people will use it more. >> now, siri has company. from google and microsoft.rosoft made the move to get personality. >> giving it this ability to tell jokes or be funny. >> just as really starting to get to know siri there is a new cast of characters. characters like chip and dom. the newest system in domino's pizza app. >> customers don't feel rushed we do see customers with higher tickets. >> the goal is simple. >> they f.they don't have enough information they should be able to get the transaction down. >> or soon, argue about it. >> you can ask why did i get a fee? answer will be your balance was inadequate. >> if that is not enough, consider this. soon, they'll talk to each other. >> they can be good buddies? >> i'm sure they're best friends. >> up next, making water safer in california. it makes me happy to i like feeling smart. internet essentials from comcast has brought low-cost internet access to over 1.4 million low-income people at home. internet essentials helped me progress in my schoolwork. it helped my grades move higher. today it's the largest

listerine® healthy white™. [ siri] hello. wh[cortana] name? hello siri. i'm cortana.t remember. that's ok. i can remember lots of things. like your favorite kinds of restaurants. i cannot remember that. i can remember appointments and help you get there on time. or that. or remember favorite news topics. or that either. siri, what can you remember? i remember when i was the only phone that talked. ♪ good afternoon. chase sapphire. this is stacy from springfield. direct access to a live advisor so you can get answers fast, and get back to the beach. chase sapphire preferred. so you can. ♪ music plays music: lively orchesyes! score kids never get this excited about cleaning teeth. you want a greenies? but dogs do. watch them go wild for an irresistible treat that fights tartar and freshens breath. greenies dental chews. (cheers and applause) >> jon: my guest tonight, eight years on saturday night life, his new movie is called "the skeleton twins." >> ready for big news? we're trying to get pregnant. >> really? >> we are trying to get pregnant. i say we are because it's

here's johnathan bloom. >> in the beginning siri was easy to make fun of. >> i don't know that.ould you like to search the web for it? >> but she grew up fast. >> understanding natural speech is remarkably difficult. >> norman was among her creators and he was the first we talked to at the intelligent assistance conference. he said the way she got smarter is practice. >> once you have massive amounts of data, you can get better answers and accuracy, and that will allow people to use it more and you get more visits. >> now she has company from google. >> you have a reservation today. it's at 9:00 p.m. today. >> and microsoft. >> hi. i'm quintana. >> and microsoft made the deliberate move to give her personality. >> by giving her personality and letting her tell jokes and be funny, we see people using the service more. >> but as you were starting to get to know siri or quintana, there's a new cast of characters emerging. chip or dobb. >> dobb is the new assistance for dominoes pizza. >> welcome to dominoes. any other toppings? >> they said customer loves him and he's good for busi

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apparently it will have some voice dictation element, ala siri. calling it a timepiece and health and fitness device. flexible display. an s1 chip. a gyroscope. sapphire display and measure a pulse rate. i think one reason you're seeing skepticism of channing or others is economics of the watch really not well-known at this point and i might also point out they're dropping the i. the payment product is apple pay. it's the apple watch. might be tim cook putting his signature on that, guys. >> okay. we'll keep on dropping in and finding out what more is happening at the special apple event taking live until its very end. okay. we'll take a very quick break. do stick with us. we're digging in further on the payment wars, special edition of "street signs" will be right back. whenwork with equity experts who work with regional experts who work with portfolio management experts that's when expertise happens. mfs. because there is no expertise without collaboration. >>> welcome back. we are still watching what's happening in response to the apple watch a

back to you. >> siri is always listening. always with you? know if i dig that. >> that's the plan. >> that's the plan. all right. and real quickly before we let you go because this is big coming up in scotland for tomorrow. we understand that bill clinton has gotten out on the record about the vote of scottish independence. >> yeah, it's unbelievable how much attention this poll is getting around the world. i'm questioning, you know, what is bill clinton's skin in the game on this? i didn't even know that he had scottish ancestors. but apparently he feels it's important for the scots to stay in the union, and he has come out and said that he hopes the scots will make the right decision. and the point he makes, you know, we've got a turbulent world out there. it's appropriate for the scots to decide not only to reinforce their identity as part of the uk but also acknowledge that it's better to be larger when it comes to dealing with some of these big challenges. so clinton making those comments. and for those scots who may be offended, he says

siri, what can you remember? remember when i was the only phone that talked. ♪ >> i'm rachel nichols. welcome back to "unguarded." jim kelly was elected to the hall of fame after a spectacular career that included four consecutive super bowl appearances. but it's how spectacular a person he is that he's long won the hearts of fans. they were with him a decade ago as his young son went through a very public illness before passing away. and they were with him over this past year as kelly himself battled two different forms of can cancer. finally, just a few weeks ago, his family got the news they were waiting for. kelly's doctors declared him cancer free. shortly afterwards, he sat down with us. >> congratulations. what did it feel like to sit in that doctor's office and hear those words. >> oh, it was without a doubt encredible. just to tell the family that everything came back negative, that there was no signs of cancer from the parts that were radiated. yeah, it definitely makes you feel good. >> it has been suc

siri, what can you remember? granada, it's got a good one. the alhambra, one of the most enchanted, inscrutable, maddeningly beautiful structures ever created by man. built by the nasrid dynasty on top of ninth century fortifications and added to and added to as history unfolded through wars and tragedy and invasion and conquest. >> on the outside it's very bare. all you see are the tiny windows. and it's projecting impenetrability. but then you come in here. zach has gone -- well, let's call it what it is -- a bit mad about the place. the details can obsess a man. zach is a cinematographer, so you can understand how that might get a grip on a guy whose profession is the intricate play between light and darkness. >> trying to weave nature, calligraphy, symbols. these are all inscriptions, turned into graphics. >> depict words from god. >> yes, but what you can depict, and this is what this entire place is, is geometric systems. >> yes. ♪ >> when the nasrid dynasty lived here, it was a harmonious space where light

she's smarter than siri. my goodness. what does she do?l personal assistant. amilya is designed to be a general cognitive agent. in the proliferation of the smart devices that you've mentioned, we need to ask ourselves the question, what is is mart? should a person be able to read a scpaij understand it? should she be able to follow a process? should she will be able to to solve a problem for you? should she will be able to to learn from these experiences? amilya does all that. >> people like you scare me and intrigue me. you're so damn smart. i won't think about how scary some artificial intelligence can be. what do you mean she can learn and follow a process? does she understand context? >> so she can follow a process precisely. she can observe by standing out here in the room. she will look at what you're doing, and she will look at what the operators are doing and she will look at what the producers are doing and she'll be abl be o follow that. an ad pelf. -- if you're working at let's see an oil rig, you would input every possible thi

remind me to tell her happy anniversary. [ cortana ] next time you talk to caroline, i'll remind you. [ siriot do that. oh, and remind me to get roses when i'm near any flower shop. sure thing. remind you when you get to flower shop. i can't do that either. cortana, it's gonna be a great night. [ beep ] oh wow! thanks for the traffic alert. i better get going. now that is a smart phone. ♪ oh, wait ♪ it's 'cause you make me smile ♪ ♪ oh, wait nowwith the virtualhe phfreedom of wi-fi. the car, chevrolet, the first and only car company to bring built-in 4g lte wi-fi to cars, trucks and crossovers. hi mom. you made it! it's the new independence. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back to the program. obviously this is an on going situation for more on the issue of ferguson, month month, we turn to senior missouri correspondent michael chey. michael, talk to us briefly. what is the mood on the street in ferguson. >> beats me i'm not there. too many white cops with itchy trigger fingers in ferguson. i'm here in st. louis where it's safe. [laughing] jam. actually -- i -- i'm pretty sure in st. l

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siri, what can you remember?and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an eight-time grammy award winner and member of the rock 'n' roll hall of fame. he's currently on tour in support of his latest album, "lullabye." we are honored to have him here tonight. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a legend, mr. robert plant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. you can't get away that easy. no, no, no, we have to do the interview part. >> uh huh. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> love you robert. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love you. oh, thank you for coming by. uh, "lullaby" and "the ceaseless roar" this is it, you got a new one, hasn't been out, you haven't done a solo one since 2005, i want to say. >> yeah, i couldn't remember, i had to string words together. >> jimmy: that's not true at all. >> well, when i went i went to nashville and started singing with these people who really knew how to sing. and i, it was pointless trying to write new songs. 'cause old american songs are s

siri, what can you remember?when i was the only phone that talked. ♪ >>> i'm always concerned about -- is that a. >> is that a serious concern ofous. >> we have to always look -- >> understand, you think we have to improve our border security, especially on the southern border. >> we can improve our border security. >> didden john mccain get the answer he wanted? what did you make of what defense secretary was telling you? >> well, it was sort of symptomatic of the entire hearing. waffleleing and nonanswers to the questions. the reason why i asked is because in a hearing a couple of days ago, with the department of homeland security, one of the witnesses, who was directly in charge of border security, said that there is a real concern about one of these or more of these terrorists who would come across our southern border, and nbis not secure.southern border they have already announced on twitter and on facebook that they want to do everything they can to attack the united states of america, so if the southern bo

. >> in the beginning siri was easy to make fun of that. >> i don't know that.uld you like to search the web for it? >> but she grew up fast. >> understanding natural speech is remarkably difficult. >> he was among her creator and he was the first of intelligent assistance conference. he said the way she got smarter is practice. >> once you have massive amounts of data you can get better answers and accuracy and that will allow people to use it more and you get more visits. >> now she has company from google. >> you have a reservation today. >> and microsoft. >> hi. >> and microsoft made the deliberate move to give her personality. >> by giving her personality and letting her tell jokes are be funny we see people using the service more. >> but starting to get siri or quintana, there is a new cast of characters emerges. chip or dobb. >> dobb is the new assistance for the dominoes pizza adams. >> any other toppings? >> they said customer loves him and he's good for business. customers don't feel rushed. >> they feel they can browse the menu and not be rushed. >> t

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siri, what can you remember?mber when i was the only phone that talked. ♪ >> the united states senate sent out warning to american citizens currently in turkey, warning them to be careful and vigilant. the white house says turkey is expected to join a coalition of nato and arab nations against isis. also, it opens up the possibility of using the u.s. air base there, turkey has been reluctant so far. now it is facing militant threats as its neighbors. michael zinc, managing director of washington institute. -- singh. former senior of affairs at national security council. president erdogan here at meetings. he said this, the country is ready to fulfill its duties. we'll cover everything, military and political. will that country get involved and join this coalition? >> hi, heather. the first order question, this sort of thing, heather. what we need them to do? what is it we're asking them to do. a coalition is only good as strategy you're carrying out. one problem we're facing right now it is not still clear exactl

they've added another feature, which appears to be some kind of companion to siri. >> fine. ♪ siri, uploadhat photo to the cloud. >> i'm sorry. i can't do that. >> what? >> siri, upload photo. >> you have to talk to my brother. >> yo. >> who is this? >> this is vito. what? >> vito, upload this photo to the cloud. >> no. [ laughter ] >> upload this photo to the cloud. >> i said no, you stupid [ bleep ]. put some clothes on and stop being such a whore before i call your mother. [ laughter ] >> apple. >> cover your boobs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good advice. the icloud is safe now, kids. starbucks has a new business plan. starting in december, starbucks is planning to open about 100 new upscale coffee shops with more expensive coffee for customers who feel that the regular starbucks prices are too reasonable, i guess. i don't know. [ laughter ] the first store will be called the starbucks reserve roastry and tasting room. it sounds fancy. and it will be. only one homeless person will be allowed to sleep in the bathroom at a time. [ laughter ] it's good to see starbucks sticking with

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we have ivy league siri, okay? her maim is amelia.ence just being unveiled today. her name, amelia, comes from the company ip software. we've got the president and ceo. this will be the first demonstration of amelia, okay? wait until you see what she can do. she is super smart, and she can also understand emotions and vagaries. so you know we say, siri, i hate you -- [laughter] she comes up with an answer, amelia can actually respond. melissa: really? she'll psychoanalyze why you're jealous of her. i can't wait for that. liz: people from whose jobs are going to be lost. melissa: sis owe's -- cisco and twitter, deirdre bolton goes one-on-one with doug shorenstein next. and what gifts did george clooney and his new bride give to their guests? aren't you dying to know? trust me, it is not what you think. you can never have too much clooney. ♪ ♪ know that chasing performance can mean lower returns and fewer choices in retirement. know that proper allocation could help increase returns so you can enjoy that second home sooner. know the rig

siri, what can you remember?when i was the only phone that talked. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night" everyone. you know, we do a lot of writing here at the show because if we didn't, it with just be an improv show with a bunch of commercials. nobody wants that. and the first draft of what we write is never the last and that's true of all writers throughout history. here at late night, we were lucky to get our hands on the first draft of some famous quotes in a segment we're calling, what else, "famous quotes, first drafts." ♪ [ applause ] let's start with babe ruth who famously said, "every strike brings me closer to the next home run" which is way better than his first draft. "every strike brings me closer to the end of the game. then it's hot dogs and hookers all night long. man, i love being babe ruth." [ cheers and applause ] talented as he was honest. next, we have amelia earhart who said, "the most difficult thing is the decision to act. the rest is merely tenacity." very wise,

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anncr: the new chevrolet malibu with siri eyes free integration available through your iphone.it's the new family. >>> closed captioning for "our world" is brought to you by -- >>> in the world of fashion and beauty, we found two women of power who have graced the covers of magazines and changed the face of fashion. >> my grandmother and my mother didn't tell me anything about how to be. they allowed me to be. the difference was going to live with my father is that he taught me that i was a queen. but he also made me understand what it was to be subservient. because you've got to learn how to play chess. >> she knew when she was, you know, a kid that she was bad. to get to where she got to and to do the things she did coming up, she had to have that kind of i know i'm better, i know i can do this. and i think it's passed through and that's probably her greatest gift to me is that arrgh. >> that combination of independence and knowing when to make her move created the bethann hardison who took the fashion industry by storm starting in new york city at a button factory. >> it was