siri reminders ? >> jimmy: siri, remind me that when someone says "you had to be there, they just told a a story that really sucked." [ laughter and applause ] >> i'll remind you. >> jimmy: thank you. siri, remind me that if i'm at a museum, those rooms with the can probably skip that part." [ laughter ] >> got it. >> jimmy: remind me that looking at twitter for an hour isn't the same as reading. >> you got it, jammy. >> jimmy: jimmy. siri, remind me when someone asks how my weekend was, they're just counting down the minutes until they can tell me about theirs. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: siri, remind me that i don't like cilantro and the next time i think i like cilantro, that's just because i like saying the word cilantro. [ laughter and applause ] >> okay. reminder. you don't like to tango. >> jimmy: no. no. i said, cilantro. i don't like cilantro. >> got it. pianos. >> jimmy: never mind. siri, remind me to act surprised when my waiter puts my food down in front of me even though i saw him

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. >> let siri do the navigating. >> google map, siri has no clue. >> siri! >> no, google. >> i must suggest -- >> no! >> what we have here is a hiker in a very beautiful area, but he spotted something. you see this young bear coming through the woods. >> bear? where's mom? that's my question. >> you don't see bear doesn't see the hiker with the camera, and the hiker decides to reveal himself right here. what should he do, nick? >> make yourself look big and make lots of noise. go away, bear! >> that's better than what he does. >> the apartment got ahold of this video and posted it online saying do not do this, because good thing for this guy is, the

hey, siri, what time is it?? siri: the time is 6:37 p.m. yeah. so now anyone can control your phone? hey, siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts. nice try. it only recognizes my voice. oh. cool. (imitates koothrappali): hey, siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts. i don't sound like that. siri: here are some images of naked grandma butts. hey. good news, everybody. now that i'm no longer with amy, i have an extra ticket to the annual thanksgiving lunch buffet at the aquarium cafeteria. who wants it? well, you realize you won't be going alone-- i'll be there the whole time.

hey, siri, what time is it?? siri: the time is 6:37 p.m. yeah. so now anyone can control your phone? hey, siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts. nice try. it only recognizes my voice. oh. cool. (imitates koothrappali): hey, siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts. i don't sound like that. siri: here are some images of naked grandma butts. hey. good news, everybody. now that i'm no longer with amy, i have an extra ticket to the annual thanksgiving lunch buffet at the aquarium cafeteria. who wants it? well, you realize you won't be going alone-- i'll be there the whole time. le hear me? well, we're having everyone over. yeah, leonard and i are gonna be cooking all day. otherwise we'd love to. but we can't. yeah, poor us. mm-hmm. and raj and i are volunteering at the soup kitchen, feeding food to the homeless. well, howard, what about you? oh... i can't. i'm going to the soup kitchen, too. you said that sounded like the worst thing ever. why are we married? ? our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ? ? then nearly 14 billion years

siri reminders ?ev eone says "you had to h be the, they just to a a story that really sucked." [ laughter and applause ] i'll remindou. >> jimmy: thank you. siri, remind me that if i'm at a museum, those rooms with the old vases are code for, "you can probably skip that part." [ laughter ] >>ott. >> jimmyat looking at twitter for an hour isn't the same as ading. >> you got it, jammy. >> jimmy: mmy. siri, remind me when someone asks how my weekend was, they're just counting down the about theirs. >> got it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: siri, remind me that i dot keilantro d th next time i think i like cilantro, that'susbeuse i likeaying the antro. [ laughter and applause ]t you don't like to tango. >> jimmyno. no. i said, cilantro. i doliantr >> got it. pianos. siri, remind me to act surprised when my waiter p my food down in front the sond heedut of the kitchen acro st [ applause ] i'll remiou. >>: immy? how did yo?owsiri someone sends me a really long multiparagraphext just write back "k." >>

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using siri to your paypal account and share your contacts list then you can say siri since jack smith $50 using paypal. and it will bring up a confirmation screen on your phone and you say yes to confirm the transaction that the money isn't. but to be safe and never use ap also be sure you share all your personal contacts with the app, check the terms of the surface carefully. really i think i would rather write a check. >>meteorologist: i think people can scan your phone i don't know. i am paranoid. >>lydia: i am not i love all the stuff. >>meteorologist: the easier the better. so the weather doesn't get much better than this. fantastic it is cold out, yes it is a little cooler than where it should be. technically tonight some areas down we are to the upper 20s easily. : over around, also know alerts for the next seven days we are looking fantastic. as a matter fact we do have a lot of cloud cover coming into play. so nothing al cool and sunny for tomorrow and then warmed by the end of the week. we do have a couple of situations that come close but it doesn't bring as rain or anythin

. >> let siri do the navigating. >> google map, siri has no clue. >> siri! >> no, google. >> i must suggest -- >> no! >> what we have here is a hiker in a very beautiful area, but he spotted something. you see this young bear coming through the woods. >> bear? where's mom? that's my question. >> you don't see bear doesn't see the hiker with the camera, and the hiker decides to reveal himself right here. what should he do, nick? >> make yourself look big and make lots of noise. go away, bear! >> that's better than what he does. >> the apartment got ahold of this video and posted it online saying do not do this, because good thing for this guy is, the bear got scared and ran away. this next video, you see that leopard right there? on the bank of a dry river bed and look off in the distance in the kruger national park, there's a lion, a male lion, but the leopard thinks i'm safe. he decides, you know what, i'm going to take a nap. that's when mufasa starts doing a slow creep. the lion closer. >> i don't think the leopard cares. >> does now! >> he woke up ready

if you have anph siri. now if you have the pay pal app on your phone you can use siri to pay for pizza delivery or send money to your kid in college. sure it is convenient. but is it safe? pay pal and apple just brought this new feature online. you link siri to pay pal and share contact list. then you can say siri send jack myth $50 with pay pal. and siri brings up confirmation screen on phone. you say yes to confirm app over the public wifi. what experts say. and also before you share all of your personal contacts with an app. check the terms of the service agreement carefully. >> anchor: and it has been several days since we found out donald trump is next president. you heard it all through the election. some people wanted to move to canada if he was elected. we show you a way to make that possible if you are one of them. ? ?. ?. >> anchor: good sunday morning to you. it is 35 degrees out there right downtown cleveland. but it is a very chilly start in other parts of the viewing area. you can see, traffic

a mom throws her boy out of the house for voting for donald you can now use siri to do anything from buying a pizza to sending your kid money. but is it safe? >> it probably wasn't warm enough but downtown looking bright and sunny -- clear, not >> a fresno mother yelling at her 8-year-old son for voting for donald trump in a mock election while the camera rolled. >> when the people see you outside, they know why you are standing out there. >> that sign in his hand said my mom kicked me out of the house because i voted for donald trump. when posted has been shared thousands of times. >> i think it is crazy. people need to realize when you put certain things on social media, you never know how far this will go. >> i have been on this street for four years, an awesome family. >> while we were in front of their house, cps came by. investigating. >> i have met with the family and saw the child. he appears to be in good health. >> the detective said he met with them offsite. >> she explained it was a joke. >> she agreed to share her story on camera but that changed. for now, this is what w

let siri do the navigating. >> google maps. >> no, siri. >> no, google is way better. >> i might suggest -- >> stop! >>> when you're an elephant and smallest one in the herd because somebody is going to come help you. that's the smallest one right there at the elephant nature park in thailand. they are crossing this swiftly flowing river. uh-oh, lost my footing. >> it's like dominoes, they bump into each other and the baby gets pushed around. >> but mama and everybody else comes to the rescue. >> hey, it takes a village, right? the baby like a huddle. >> they work together as a team, really understand danger for the baby. >> look how cute it is. i'm okay. i'm okay. i can keep up now. >> i'm fine. >>> also getting attention, this sweet little cat. this video comes to us from the david sheld rick wildlife trust. they operate in kenya. this video was actually captured in october of last year, but they've just released it online. you could see all the people in the village overcome with love. they wanted to see her off as she was loaded into this plane. >> that's got to be the most random fe

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