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satellite radio. now you can hear him wherever you go with the sirius xm internet radio app for apple, blackberry, and [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> i love it. that's an entrance. the only time i get to order black people around. that's the only time. >> audience: howard! howard! howard! >> yeah. i love it. >> jimmy: what -- welcome. >> black people never say what i -- they never want to do what i say. the fact that you guys responded to this, i love it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're very -- you're a guest. you're a guest. >> thank you. thank you. only on television. >> jimmy: you're a -- >> by the way, i want you to show your audience what a -- what a real sport you are. look at what was in my dressing room. [ laughter ] and what is this? >> jimmy: is that -- >> yeah. you know, beth -- beth and i are thinking of having a child. this is my sperm sample. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> she turns me on. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you're welcome. this is -- >> by the way, i want to say something to you. i was backstage waiting forever. but boy, was it worth

have to tell you that i'm not excited to be here tonight. [ laughter ] what happened was, sirius satellite radiome to promote the fact that we're now on a cell phone, as you mentioned. >> jimmy: right. >> and i want to be a team player. so, at the time, a couple of months ago, it sounded like a really good idea to sort of go out and say, hey, i'm a guy, i support my company, i'm the guy who is going to go out and promote this sirius cell phone application, and i'm going to do all the talk shows. and so i got all pumped up to do this. and then about a week later, i realized i don't want to be on any talk shows. i don't like doing them. and i can't stand it. but i already committed to doing this, so i'm here. so, on top of everything else, i got sick and being sick -- i thought for sure because you are a friend of mine, you would let me out of this thing -- >> jimmy: now, you know how -- your real friends don't let you out of things. they vomit on your bed spreads at your house and they do all sorts of terrible things. i just wanted to fit in with the rest of the guys. >> jimmy actually has become

millions of subscribers and helped sirius conquer its main rival and he's owed all of these performance-based incentives because he got millions more subscribers than satellite radiof delivered and then some for you guys and now i'm owed some big bucks here. he's been with sirius since january of 2006. at the time it was a reported $500 million deal at the time. so, whether that's exaggerated, but -- >> why do i find him handsome? i swear, it's not his money. i swear he's kind of handsome. >> really? >> behind the scenes i hear he's a really, really nice guy. >> he seems like -- he says it's a character i do on the show. >> i find odd men like him and steven tyler. i don't know what my problem is. now, also talking about -- >> steven tyler? >> i know. seriously, what is that? >>> okay, justin bieber, u2, rihanna will be donating songs for the japanese relief effort. a very nice effort on their part. hoping to raise money to help out this country, which we're hearing -- we're not going to see recovery there for five, six, ten, 15, it's going to a long time. to get things up to speed. they're going to donate proceeds from this album to help out japan. >> very nice.