sitch. >> jimmy: oh, right, sure. >> when sitch number 5", you'd think we locked up lou vega.hank you. >> jimmy: who is that? >> our sommelier. >> jimmy: you have a sommelier? >> too fruity. whose toilet was that from? wow. i'm sorry, jimmy, are we still on? >> jimmy: this seems more like a cruiseship than a prison. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what do you say to people who think these criminals have it a little too good in there? >> that is poppycock. you can't even get a half decent blooming onion in this place. between you and me, we watered down the hooch. >> jimmy: but i don't think even other prisons let them have hooch. >> maybe that's why other prisons only have four and a s. not now, i'll braid your hair after tennis. >> jimmy: these people committed serious crimes, and they're supposed to be punished, not rewarded. >> why don't you stop being such a pissy polly and join the fun. come on, get busted for a little insider trading. you and i can get a couples massage together. >> jimmy: oh, i don't think so. >> well, suit yourself, mr. clean. ♪ : ohko much. what is that? >> t