. >> we'd have cool skenlts, and we'd sound smart. >> ifwewon.com, new castle, they want people to celebratet's eve. think how great it could have been and how much beer we could have sold. >> interesting to think about. >> while you eat your hot dogs and cheer your bud today, think about that. >> eat an apple pie and shoot hoops and have a hoe down? [ bleep ]. >>> in case you're still looking for some motivation to get into the summer spirit, i got some great ideas for you. check this first one out. this is in russia. why not a ghuge slide? >> holy cr nuclear warheads? >> is that a jet engine? >> no hope to hole on to that rope, forget it. >> or staying in the raft. >> yeah, no way. >> it was all powered by a motorcycle. did you see that? >> yeah, wow. >> rigged it up on the other side of the river, tied a t towline to it and rev the engine. whoever is on the other side of what looks like a floating device of some sort -- >> that is not even a slide. it's just a tail end. the whole thing -- >> even the crash test dummy coming off. >> he was in a life vest and helmet. give credit for that. >