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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! people have been left to wonder what ingredients are in their beer. i shall put an ingredients label on every case of bud light! that was really great, did you get that? oh. was i supposed to be writing that down? introducing our new ingredients label. coming in february. plaws plawses. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. there are a lot of things that president trump inherited from president obama that we know he hates. >> the affordable care act, the white house vegetable garden, the container of cocobutter obama left behind in the bathroom. is he like this is ternl, it doesn't taste like cocoor butter. but what trump probably hated the most was intelligence officials who stayed on after obama left. >> do you think any intelligence agencies u.s. intelligence agencies are out to get you? >> well, certainly in the past it has been terrible. you look at brennan, you look at clapper, you look at hayden, you look at comey, you look at mccabe, you
my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! people have been left to wonder what ingredients are in their beer. i shall put an ingredients label on every case of bud light! that was really great, did you get that? oh. was i supposed to be writing that down? introducing our new ingredients label. coming in february. plaws plawses. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. there are a lot of things that president...
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! into your own little world.k especially these days. (dad) i think it's here. (mom vo) especially at this age. (big sister) where are we going? (mom vo) it's a big, beautiful world out there. (little sister) woah... (big sister) wow. see that? (mom vo) sometimes you just need a little help seeing it. (vo) presenting the all-new three-row subaru ascent. love is now bigger than ever. plaws plawses. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. there are a lot of things that president trump inherited from president obama that we know he hates. >> the affordable care act, the white house vegetable garden, the container of cocobutter obama left behind in the bathroom. is he like this is ternl, it doesn't taste like cocoor butter. but what trump probably hated the most was intelligence officials who stayed on after obama left. >> do you think any intelligence agencies u.s. intelligence agencies are out to get you? >> well, certainly in the past it has been ter
my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! into your own little world.k especially these days. (dad) i think it's here. (mom vo) especially at this age. (big sister) where are we going? (mom vo) it's a big, beautiful world out there. (little sister) woah... (big sister) wow. see that? (mom vo) sometimes you just need a little help seeing it. (vo) presenting the all-new three-row subaru ascent. love is now bigger than...
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my doctor says i have skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so. contract the rainbow!. i shall put an ingredients label on every case of bud light! that was really great, did you get that? oh. was i supposed to be writing that down? introducing our new ingredients label. coming in february. olay ultra moisture body wash gives skin the nourishment it needs and keeps it there longer with lock-in moisture technology. skin is petal smooth. because your best skin starts with olay. he got a virus. i have a virus. did you try to restarting it? ♪ (vo) ♪ here's a question. was it necessary to create a luxury car more teched out than silicon valley? with a cockpit fit for aspaceship. hang on. radar that senses things the human eye can't. busted. and the ability to make a thousand decisions before you even make one. was all this, really necessary? what do you think? ♪ that's our show for tonight. now here it is... your moment of zen. >> donald trump is a russian agent. yeah, he did all this because he's a russian agent. yeah, yeah,
my doctor says i have skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so. contract the rainbow!. i shall put an ingredients label on every case of bud light! that was really great, did you get that? oh. was i supposed to be writing that down? introducing our new ingredients label. coming in february. olay ultra moisture body wash gives skin the nourishment it needs and keeps it there longer with lock-in moisture technology. skin is petal smooth. because your best skin starts with olay. he got...
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. (♪ ♪) my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.aste the rainbow! what are you doing? well the king believes people should know what ingredients are in their beer. he ordered us to tell everybody. did he order you to shoot arrows blindly into the kingdom? well he didn't say not to. wouldn't it be better to just put the ingredients label on the packaging? yeah... just a thought. introducing our new ingredients label. coming in february. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight. before we go -- before we go, time is running out to enter for your chance to come and hang out with me right here at the "the daily show." you will win v.i.p. tickets to the show for you and a friend, and i will interview you right here on set after the taping. so enter to win at this web site to support a great cause. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> oh, my god i'm busted! drinking russian go vodka! mueller, arrest me! leotards.
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! do you want ready to wear clothing without all the hassle? you can, with bounce dryer sheets. we dried one shirt without bounce, and an identical shirt using bounce. the bounce shirt has fewer wrinkles, less static, and more softness and freshness. bounce out wrinkles, bounce out static. or these. good thing they're sold literally everywhere business is done. i'm pretty sure you could buy them at a bank. not sorry. reese's. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." as the government shutdown continues, it's important for us to remember what this whole stalemate is actually about-- paying for the border wall. now, president trump is demanding $5 billion from u.s. taxpayers to fund the wall, which is weird, because during the campaign, he might have mentioned once or twice another idea for where the wall money would come from. >> i will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and i will have mexico pay for that wall
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! ♪ for the irresistible taste of temptations™ treats. what are you doing? oh hey, check this out. temptations ™. all it takes is a shake™. but there's one... that blows them all out of the water. hydro boost water gel from neutrogena®. with hyaluronic acid it goes beneath the surface to plump skin cells from within and lock in hydration leaving skin so supple, it actually bounces back. the results will blow you away! hydro boost and our gentle exfoliating cleanser from neutrogena® does this make you oh, how about this? ok, we'll stop. just kidding, we're not gonna stop. not sorry. reese's your friends invite you out, and you're always busy. eventually they invite someone else. like me, jean-claude van damme. do you really want jean-claude van damme hanging out with your friends? taking selfies, bonding over chips and chips. becoming bffs forever. suddenly i find myself here, where you're supporsed to be. and you, you just got van dammed. don't get van
my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! ♪ for the irresistible taste of temptations™ treats. what are you doing? oh hey, check this out. temptations ™. all it takes is a shake™. but there's one... that blows them all out of the water. hydro boost water gel from neutrogena®. with hyaluronic acid it goes beneath the surface to plump skin cells from within and lock in hydration leaving skin so supple, it...