they have the most lavish skyboxes. well, this season two records of the grid diamond might have to fall that have stood for 100 years. both held by brooklyn catcher bill bergen, who played from 1901 to 1911 when baseball was especially challenging because of the whalebone corsets. bergen is considered the worst hitter in baseball history. he holds the record for the lowest season batting average and the most consecutive at-bats without a hit. he's so bad he's been named an honorary chicago cub. but... [applause] but, folks, bergen's place in the history books is in jeopardy. his streak of 46 consecutive hitless at-bats could be broken tomorrow by the milwaukee brewers' craig counsell, who is for his last 45. his trouble may be linked to his new batting stance, which looks like this. now, up until a few years ago, he actually stood like this. [laughter] actual truth. which made him ineffective against curveballs but deadly against pinatas. meanwhile,, oh, he's going to get that candy. meanwhile, bergen's all-time low ba