karen: you're... ...slimy, disgusting cat sick! oh, you cheeky beasts. ben: you're a big, slimy, oven glove! you're germs from a fly! i've never been so insulted. your hair! you're all stinky brain juice from a diseased cave troll. you are a dead warthog's burp. you're elephant poo that's stinky and yucky-- all right, enough with the poo stuff. you are dead elephant's diarrhea. thank you. you're--you're-- all right, now. enough of that. ( all shouting ) enough with the poo jokes. --disgusting, horrible-- stop it. i know. let's play fortunately-unfortunately. i'll start. fortunately, the sun was shining. unfortunately, i don't like burgers. you said you liked burgers! when did i say that? when you wouldn't eat your fish. i mean, what do you like? pudding. you can't just eat puddings. you can if you're a vegetarian. vegetarians eat up all their vegetables. the clue's in the word. this isn't my bowl! you have your bowl. special bowl, special spoon, special cup-- nice burgers! thank you, deion! now, why can't i have children like you? could i have some lager

number two had to be shut down yesterday because of a slimy problem.ntake screens are clogged by jellyfish like creatures. they are called salp. nobody is sure when going to leave. it leaves california without an operating nuclear power plant and it's been off for three months while they look at worn out tubes that carry radioactive water. those are the pictures of why unit two had to be shut down. kind of slimy. you like those pictures. [ laughter ] >> lisa: it looks somewhat attractive. its good scrabble word, salp. it's nice out there, lots of sunshine. we're talking 54 in the city as well as san jose. it is 55 across the bay in oakland. here is the view from mount tam. a little breezy and winds will play into our forecast and beaches. i'll explain next. >> all right. and demolition project could mess up your weekend plans if you don't know thousand get around it. doyle drive is closed and pretty much gone. frances dinglasan joins us next with the alternate routes to the golden gate bridge. hey guys, breakfast! ♪ [ female announcer ] if whole grain

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is everyone's and while that that would come out of nowhere to get your name on it and it's kind of slimy that's exactly what happened. a c-130 fluor the area dropped medical supplies. the cut was in the area but is helicopter over the damaged yacht and attempted to lower rescue swimmer. >>> this cell but the majestic and their size and capability and the rescue swimmer was unable to penetrate the rigging. >>> capt. tom crabs' and send a crew the small but to pick up the engine our biggest concern was with the sailboats walking up and down and has tried to come alongside didn't want to standards than the to the two boats. >>> too seriously injured airless baker is always telling me on board the gutter coast guard wanted to thank you from the injured and another for the british government. >>> the brilliant as the pass on our gratitude to the captain and his crew for affecting such a courageous rescue. the damage the odds and remaining crew members are lending their way back to the bay area on the back of steering system expected to be here in three hours at 2:00 morning. >>> thank you don

it is the slimy as towards show ever, and nickelodeon kids' choice awards were handed out and bind the big winners, justin bieber, selena gomez who also won favorite tv actress, adam sandler, kristen stewart, and it twilights start taylor what are but here is the real indication of how popular a star is with kids. >> another top honor for justin bieber, he was slimed. you can also catch a glimpse of first lady michelle obama and her daughters to managed to dodge. today was the first of the today cat club cat show in san mateo. more than 200 cans are competing for best in show including siamese, a british court here, toward a shell and it this thanks which is one of the rare hairless breed. proceeds from the event support northern california rescue efforts. >> two of the most storied programs in the country will meet for the national title >> the sharks began the night one point behind the stars for the final playoff spot in the west. start the clock. 58 seconds into the game, joseph gordon sets up the other joe for his first of two goals. the reclaim the eight spot with three games to

lawrie who sometimes appears at this panel over at national review wrote a column titled "john edwards slimynot criminal, dishonesty and betrayal weren't campaign activities for edwards, they were a way of life." you know, there's just no one to root for in this sleazy melodrama. you have andrew young, now accuser, clearing testifying to avoid blame himself. admits he used some money supposed to go to john edwards mistress for a pool house, a theater room, and a guest room, and i mean, there's nobody you can feel warm and cuddly about in this drama. >> jon: let's move on the arthur brisbane, the new york times ombudsman took his paper task for its reputation of being in the tank for barack obama, suggesting the gray lady start taking a critical look the at our current president and his attempt to earn a second term and brisbane wrote many critics view the times as constitutionally unable to address the election in an unbiased fashion. like a lot of america, it basks in the warm glow of mr. obama election in 2008. and mixed record on housing crisis, banks, economy, afghanistan and other issue

avoid offending women from make up over to dew% rise but her pocket side of the electorate candace slimy can it is about to have become as a surprise remember this? >>> is this pump a punt a terrorist this jab but today democratic strategist teller rosen is the big slice of humble pie. >>> i apologize working moms still months there both extremely hard jobs i know i share them both. and i'm sorry that offended you. >>> 24 hours after she made these comments about and romney's career choice. >>> his wife is actually never worked a day in her life from the senior advisers said the remarks insult working moms. anne and rob herself sent out her first to read saying and the choice is a woman raised five boys believe me it was hard work. >>> democrats were quick to distance themselves from rosen the first lady tweeted every mother worked hard and every woman deserves to be respected. even the president wait wait in. >>> what i think about the shell has had do my thing about a mile mom a single mother raising me and my sister and that is work. ranis using an army as an asset to the campaign exp

if you use a very soft, slimy paint, you're in trouble. the only time we use soft paints is for highlights, and normally that's yellow. yellow is normally always a highlight color, so that can be very soft, but these base colors you need to be strong, very strong. let's put some little trees back here in the background. i'll mix up some black, some blue. oh, i like that black and blue, and a little bit of van dyke brown. let me clean off my knife, and we'll take the round brush. and we're going to tap. just tap that right in there like so. now then i want some background trees back in here, so all we're looking for right now is basic shapes. start at the bottom of the tree and work upward so the bottom is darker than the top and put in some very basic shapes. now i think i'll put a whole line across here. we'll just have trees all the way across. you know, in the last series, i showed a little bird, a little robin that i was raising that had lived with me since he was just a baby. and we've had so many people write and tell us that they wa

he wrote "murderous demagogues in a spirit of blasphemy hugs this trying time close in their slimy embrace and hisses between his clinched teeth, destruction upon the peace of his fellow citizens and the welfare of his country." he blamed the fanaticism, as he called it, on the rhetoric of northern politicians whom he described as, quote, blacks from hell. these are the kind of messages these young women are getting from their brothers, obviously, in the hinkins' example, but also obviously their fathers and other male kin. certainly it concerns them quite a bit and they reflect on it in their diaries. they also write back engaging them in discussions about what should they do in preparation for potential war and they're also echoing what their male kin are saying about lincoln and the union. churches also played a very important role in encouraging women to support the confederate cause. they offered really a spiritual defense of secession. sarah wadley used the church very useful in the ideological basis for the confederacy's formation. and she heard what she called a very persuasive ser

when i meet a guy and i think he is truly a bad seed or there is something slimy or sneaky about it,>> then you defend him. jay only if he can afford me of course. >> i'm sorry, go ahead. >> i have stronger words and i wouldn't say in present company if i thought somebody was a bad guy, creep is not bad of a word. >> i used to think, report women almost always right when it comes to the weirdness. you can have a friend you don't think is creepy until you see him around a girl and then you say, he is creepy. >> you can talk to the elephant in the room. the creep will then pre end it it -- pretend i haven't beep doing this my whole life. we wish the word could go away. what are we going to do? legislate against it? give people shock? we hate it. >> why don't you own it. >> it is when you stroke your beard while you are staring. that's what gets the girls. >> i think the biggest mistake i used to say my only problem with women breastfeeding in public and they never winked back. that classified me as a world class creep for the rest of my life. shouldn't these guys toughen up or be less

it is obviously pink and it looks slimy, although paste might be a more accurate description. lean, finely textured beef was not on labels or widely spoken about. but to answer your question, there is no white slime, but there is a similar mechanically separated product for poultry. it too is just as safe as whole meat. but the problem is not the name, despite the media bashing. it's about the disgust response hard-wired deep into our brains. the ammonia doesn't help either. adding security to processing plants and expecting rational arguments to override this instinct are probably not going to work. two things need to change. first, consumers need to recognize the real trade-offs. if you want food fast, easy, tasty and cheap, don't be surprised when how it gets made is a lower priority. the meat industry needs to grow up too. the 21st century is not the time for your business plan to contain the phrase "nobody will ever find out." send comments to mailbag@usfarmreport.com or leaf us a voice mail at 1-800- 792-4329. i'm john phippes saying thank you for watching u.s. farm repo

. >> it was pink and it looked kind of slimy and so, i think -- the news media like -- looking for picturest look like pink slime, that looks like it without bothering it verify. >> the decision by many to get rid of it'll come with a higher price tag. wrist rehearing suppliers there will be a price difference. it'll be more expensive. the. >> cattle producers already feeling the hit. >> we are obviously going see lower prices for cattle. less demand, they have already gone down, eight dollars in a week. >> at the end of the day they realize this could be just the beginning. >> in this era of social media and -- the internet and the way communication can spread to fast and misinformation can spread to fast i think we have to do a better job with having information out there so people can make informed choices. >> they said this show there is is a need for being transparent. she said the era of the food industry thinking people will trust and believe them because is over. now the next -- they are tackling labeling of the product. they announced its looking at labeling produck that contain it

number one was scheduled for maintenance fans but reactor number two had to be shut down because of a slimy problem. intake screens are clocked by a jelly like creatures. nobody is sure when they are going to be gone. the state's other nuclear plant has been off line for three months while investigators are looking at worn out tubes that carry radioactive water. who new about salp? it's a problem down there. i didn't know about salp. >> i didn't know either. >> and downtown fog and breezy winds on the coast. winds are up along the shoreline. we're talking about a warmer afternoon inland. i'll give you details and let you know how much warming we're talking about. >> terry: plus, san francisco demolition project could mess up your weekend plans if you don't know how to get around it. doyle drive closed all weekend, it's history. frances dinglasan has the alternate routes to the golden gate bridge. >>> welcome back everybody. 5:14 on a saturday morning and we have been talking about the golden gate bridge and doyle drive coming down. the traffic messes. well, obviously they are not current tr

also, you can wrap the terry cloth towel around a screwdriver and use it to get in those yucky, slimyle crevices. >> we've got to go. you got us started on our cleaning. thanks so much. >>> coming up, red, set, ambush. two women from the plaza will get a makeover of their lives. we'll show you their new hot looks. but first, these messages. i love cash back. with the bankamericard cash rewards credit card, we earn more cash back for the things we buy most. 1% cash back everywhere, every time. 2% on groceries. 3% on gas. automatically. no hoops to jump through. no annual fee. that's 1% back on... wow! 2% on my homemade lasagna. 3% back on [ friends ] road trip!!!!!!!!!!!! [ male announcer ] get 1-2-3 percent cash back. apply online or at a bank of america near you. ♪ and then at 3:15 with my guilt. [ female announcer ] special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. mmm. good meeting. same time tomorrow? [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. i see a bag and think... i could have a chip. yeah right. that's why they're called chipsss. [ female announcer ]

slimy. >> this is the fifth time in ten years sewer backups have caused major problems in the low-lying area. the city said it recently replaced pipes along folsom to try to help the problem. for complete weather coverage, go to nbcbayarea.com. click on the weather tab to find a detailed forecast and interactive radar. that's nbcbayarea.com. >>> now to a developing story out of modesto tonight. a standoff now in its seventh hour. the fbi and s.w.a.t. teams continue to surround an apartment complex after gunfire broke out just after 11:00 this morning. two people were killed, including a sheriff's deputy as authorities tried to serve an eviction notice at the complex. the suspect, a military veteran, is believed to be hiding inside his apartment. surrounding homes have been evacuated. the stanislaus county bomb squad is also on scene because officials say there could be explosive devices inside the suspect's apartment. >> we have multi agencies from all over the county and counties surrounding here to help us contain the area, but we are just trying to make sure nobody else can be injure

it doesn't get more slimy than that. >> well, let me just say that the problem that "the new york times" is pointing out is not something that anal is doing, that they're doing something wrong. it's our tax laws which allow them to take advantage of a loophole that most other companies can't take advantage of. i think we all can agree that we want a tax system that is fair and neutral, and this type of loophole tilts the playing field. >> look, it's not a loophole to try to avoid taxes on foreign-sourced income. the whole rest of the world deliberately excludes foreign-based income from the tax base because that's the correct economic treatment. the problem in the u.s. is we try to tax foreign-based income tax. we'd be better saying giving everyone the benefit apple has instead of only giving to it companies that have the lawyers and the accountants that are clever enough to plan around. >> if i may, the issue is not the foreign source income, it is income that should be properly sourced to the united states that is being shifted offshore. >> i disagree with that. >> that is being put i

because he's just as slimy in my opinion. >> are you telling me that edwards -- his defense is yes bunnyupported me and had a lot of money, yes, she cut a lot of checks, i concede it all. the reason we did it, checks made out to an interior decorator that were signed over to the young family that were given to reille it was because i didn't want elizabeth to know. >> that is the crux of his defense. and he says by the way, i didn't get all that money, andrew young was pocketing it. megyn: is anything going to believe that he tide all that and andrew young did all that because they didn't want elizabeth to know? >> elizabeth already knew, first of all. and it was meant to be a campaign contribution and not just a gift. a campaign contribution. if hunter had gone to the press and told about the affair that would have bennett. his campaign would have been over, end of story. megyn: there was testimony by andrew young about that. he has specifics on the conversations he had with john edwards, speaking to the campaign. and his political aspirations. we have some of that on tape. and it's righ

. >> it's not slimy at all. >> it's more sandpaper. >> it's more like leather. and the tentacles. living by feeling their way around. >> they're not in danger or anything? >> this one is not. >> he's not going to be mad at me if i say, are they good eating? >> these aren't particularly good eating. the amazon people tend to eat anything just about. but i have eaten these. >> yeah? >> they're all right. >> these are -- >> talk about this tarpon. >> these are baby ones. these grow bigger than me. when i was down in florida with janet the skipper we were with, the boat captain, he was driving one day and a big one of these jumped out of the water, hit the guy he was fishing with in the chest. had to be hospitalized. theyhood to take him to the emergency room. these are tarpon and they are a lovely silvery color. they're probably a little bit half moving. >> oh, well. this one is amazing. >> this is a stingray from the amazon. these also grow very big. this particular species grows maybe a couple of foot across. but you get some, i'm caught stingrays in rivers that weighed twice as mu