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what about diet snapple? >> then you are getting the artificial sweeteners.bet is just something clean like the tea bags. >> here is ted's before picture. all right, ted, come join the joy fit club. >> oh, my god! >> awesome. >> standing ovation. >> give us a tah-dah as you do that. ♪ tah-dah >> wow! >> didn't losing the weight change your vocal abilities? >> absolutely. i sing a little bit more lyr lyrically which is more helpful for someone that's my age. i'm still a really young singer and so it's, you know, where i was singing dramatically was not quite the right place for me. it's like carrying around four 50-pound weights. >> and he's getting the hunk rolls now. -- roles now. >> he's a hunk. >> how is the chick situation? >> it's going pretty good. a lot of things in the works so, yeah. >> we're so happy for you. you look terrific. we wish you the best of luck. great success in your career, too. joy, you always, always amaze us. >> good for you. >> all right, the best-selling author, you can't even imagine how many books this man has sold. he's been moo

so this desk is mine now. [ laughter ] more snapple! >> jimmy: silence firecrotch!ur meat, is this your seat? >> jimmy: i call quitsies on my savesies. stamp it. >> i call anti-quitsies on your savesies. double stamp it! >> jimmy: you cannot call anti-quitsies on a quitsies that's been stamped! no startsies! no quitsies! regardless of if the saying has been stamped or double stamped. >> well, i out my jacket down. >> jimmy: damn it. [ laughter ] >> steve: he got you there. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> what does this say? there is a war for the iron desk. it will make no difference when the true heir to the desk arrives. >> what do you mean? >> there is a woman far away. the legend says she will arrive one day and claim the desk. it is said she has -- peacocks. [ laughter ] >> are you comfortable? >> [ speaking foreign language ] just think, as soon the rest of my peacocks charge, they shall carry me across the waters to claim the iron desk. >> [ speaking foreign language ] >> everyone shall bow down to me and my peacocks. >> [ speaking foreign language ] >> i am jam

tracy: i love the snapple tidbit. my little one gives them to me all the day -- all the time.blues at the hands said maker post of big loss, not a profit in here is the kicker the earnings statement does not even break down sales numbers for the new mustaf gadget. from s&p iq capital analyst, it gives me one good reason why you buy the stock. >> i have a soul been denied on of i would have won. [laughter] tracy: so then where is the power of the company? i have to devices blackberry only because i am forced to with work. i could not give the keyboard but i did a gracefully. >> taiz and the problem. the most disturbing part is not the handset that people focus on and over analyze but the subscriber base. for the third quarter they have lost subscribers. maybe 1 million than 3 million and this quarter 4 million. this is a loyal base that have stuck through the hard times with the blackberry curve and they have stayed around for the new promise but now they leave in droves and that is the concern in part because who will continue to buy the handset? >> we are here by force. but n

. >> a pretty unsettle day ahead of the snapple will have a high of 68 degrees.ng lightning strikes and this will increase the fire danger. your extended forecasts has dry weather for the next several days and will be warmer as we round up the work week. take a look is satelliat saturday and sunday. e time is 7:17 a.m.. >> we have been monitoring a pretty good commute and we are currently not tracking any hot spots at the bay bridge toll plaza. we continue to see improving conditions after a poor start for the morning. the west bound ride in the drive time is 13 minutes from the mimic freeway. 80 minutes from the mayes and 60 minutes from the east shore freeway. san mateo bridge ride is 12 minutes heading over to foster city. for the golden gate bridge, 1 01 southbound the fault is and down on the deck and we are seen a little bit of conditions. your ride to highway 80 in the westbound direction is still sluggish along the lower east shore freeway as the ride is off to a bad start with the early morning accident. it is still sluggish with a 22 minute drive time t

. >> it does have a snapple-like feel of the old days.ry problematic situation. gaming, it's very incredible. rick, i know no longer the head of electronic arts. when zynga was valued at twice this company. we're a real company and switching to digital. ea, by the way, has been on fire. if you check it it was at 22 and this was a reversion to the mean. you have a big body of growth, of titles like ea has. it turned out to be a lot worth than the narrow body of titles that zynga had. zynga got hurt when the facebook relationship with zynga was disrupted. >> exact target by far, the biggest win or the s&p and that's a 53% gain. 33.75. >> this is the cloud and this is a lot of companies trying to do social media and tlieing to figure out where it's working. every time a ceo comes on "mad money." are you using social media? they are all in love with it. they love facebook because it's just a way to reach this demographic. >> i know periodically, even charles sandberg said twitter nipping at our heels and that killed the stock of face bobbing.

what about diet snapple?didn't losing the weight change your vocal abilities? >> absolutely. i think a little more lyrically which is more helpful for someone that's my age. i'm still a really young singer and so it's, you know, where i was singing dramatically was not quite the right place for me. it's like carrying around four 50-pound weights. >> and he's getting the hunk rolls now. >> he's a hunk. >> how is the chick situation? >> it's going pretty good. a lot of things in the works so, yeah. >> we're so happy for you. you look terrific. we wish you the best of luck. great success in your career, too. joy, you always, always amaze us. >>> you can't imagine how many books this man has sold. he's been moonlighting again. >> he's going to tell us all about it. >> we're talking about james patterson. >> this is "today" on nbc. >>> james patterson has been on "the new york times" best sellers list more than any other author in the world. let that sink in. >> wow. >> now he's out with two new great reads for th