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pepper snapple and pepsico. sector one of the year's best performers up more than 7%. now from consumer staples to technology, we'll send it back downtown to the start of "squawk alley." back over to you guys. >> thank you very much. good morning. it's 4:00 p.m. at 10 downing street in london. 11:00 a.m. on wall street and "squawk alley" is live. ♪ >>> good tuesday morning. welcome to "squawk alley." jon fortt has the morning off. dow is down almost a hundred. almost all of that is gold aman and j&j. the president expected to sign an order today. >> he'll tour the factory in wisconsin. the order targets loopholes in rules requiring government agencies to buy american. the administration says there are too many waivers in those rules tucked inside the free trade. the move is praised as a smart step. second part of the order deals with immigration directing government agencies to root out immigration fraud and the white house also wants to move away from using a lottery to help decide who gets an h-1b visa. tech ceos have pushed back on this issue. bill gates, elon musk

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pepper snapple and pepsico. sector one of the year's best performers up more than 7%.echnology, we'll send it back downtown to the start of "squawk alley." back over to you guys. >> thank you very much. good morning. it's 4:00 p.m. at 10 downing street in london. 11:00 a.m. on wall street and "squawk alley" is live. ♪