>> i got to admit, i don't know who snooki is. >> you don't? >> i'm snooki, bitche!> jimmy: they really should beef up security, because that should not be allowed to happen to the president. it was a very big morning on "the view." barbara walters made an appearance to conduct, and the ladies were extremely excited the president was there. >> do you really think being on the show with a bunch of women, five women who never shut up, is going to be calming? >> look, i -- i was trying to find a show that michelle actually watched. [ talking over each other ] >> an honor to have you. thank you. >> i had a wonderful time. >> jimmy: well, you know, they couldn't help themselves. i can't blame them. one of the things that the president revealed this morning was that he was not invited to chelsea clinton's wedding this weekend, which before anyone think it is a personal slight, it's like 80 bucks a head. you can't invite everybody. security is very fight. the faa ordered a no fly zone over the area where the wedding is taking place, and the secret service has been ordered t

look at how the press swings in and you won't get any of that information at the same time snooki one of the characters on m.t.v.'s jersey shore is also taking america by storm that's right. so what does that mean is happening to the media to this country when those stories are what everyone is obsessed with well joining me to discuss it is our two producer lucy now lucy i gave a few of the details about this new and have it can you tell us more to tell us more about how much of a she really is i obviously must have missed the memo on this because if you happen to be a hot chick with an eastern european accent and like posting photos of herself on facebook you're obviously a russian spy according to the mainstream media i mean the fact that he was. right right but you know row upon us if we ever get in trouble with the law i would be terrified to imagine what would really happen i mean the one thing that we could learn from this look at the headlines we have c.b.s. news more spies among us feds arrest another bombshell new york post scope out new russian spy hobby the only thing that

what about snooki? >> it's not after that clip.. >> jimmy: jer majesty. >> that's really nice. >> jimmy: blanket is a good one. >> blanket was -- has always been one of my favorites. >> jimmy: this is going to sound weird. i think it's better for a boy than a girl. what about tar ball lenobel? just kind of like so you know -- well, the time you were born, there was an oil spill and we named you after one of the balls of tar from that oil spill. >> i like it. i like it. >> jimmy: you don't have to commit -- >> or mel gibson. anything that's happening right now, right? >> jimmy: a current events theme. >> i like it. >> jimmy: yeah. bp mel gibson snooki obama tar ball lenobel. >> jimmy: maybe "inception" too. i like that. >> i like that, too. >> jimmy: where did your name come from? you have a normal name. >> yes. well, really, i was -- i was named after a painting, but if you really look at how it went, there was the painting and then my mother wrote a song about the painting, and then my mother had a dog, she named -- she named the

because i wonder -- snooki, here's what i'm wondering.there's a little -- if they've taken the parity away, if some of you are getting paid more than others, might not that create some anger, hostility, frustration, and confrontation? you know the kind of things that make a reality show great? >> you know, we don't come here and think about money. we come here to party. we don't discuss those things and we shouldn't. you know, we just come here and have a good time. so that's pretty much -- >> can you tell me, has anyone gone out and splurged on anything you'd like to share with me? anything fun you kind of treated yourself with? >> i bought a new car. >> did you really? what kind did you get? >> i got 2010 bmw. >> good for you. >> but i can't drive because it's stick. so -- >> but it looks good in the driveway? that's great. >> exactly, yes. >> i've always wondered if season two of a show like this isn't the hardest season, because you guys know the game now. you shot all season one and then you saw what the producers chose to highlight

and every time i talk about jersey shore, people are like, "oh, snooki."get punched in the face. [ laughter ] i mean, most likely. >> jimmy: some people will, yeah. >> man or woman. everyone gets punched in the face on that show, especially snooki. >> jimmy: i can't believe that. >> it's upsetting. >> jimmy: they're coming back. they're coming back, like, this week or next week. >> i can't wait to see their abs. [ laughter ] it's bad for new jersey. new jersey is a beautiful place. >> jimmy: i love new jersey. i got my start in a comedy club in new jersey. they had two clubs, one in poughkeepsie and one in new jersey called bananas. so, if you're ever in new jersey, go to bananas. it's a great comedy club. >> there you go. >> jimmy: yeah, i forget where in new jersey. >> i don't know. i've heard of it, but i haven't been there. >> jimmy: i want to say hackensack without making that up. >> sure. >> jimmy: yeah. they have a lot of weird names, don't they? >> they're a lot of -- they're some indian names. >> jimmy: ho-ho-kus? >> they were here first, so they

nicole "snooki" polizzi gave traders a thumbs up before ringing the opening bell, while her m.t.v. cast mates pumped their fists in the air. almost five million viewers watched the show's first season finale back in january. jersey shore's second season premieres thursday night. >> tom: and tom, as you can imagine, it was a bit of a "situation" here on the floor, with lots of traders snapping pictures of the cast that's famous for being famous. clearly no better illustration that they clearly have arrived on the scene. >> that's "nightly business report" for stiew.d, july 27th, i'm susie gharib, have a good night. >> tom: have a great evening, susie. i'm tom hudson. thank you for joining us. we hope to see you right back here torment. tomorrow night chargers "nightly business report" is made possible by: this program was made possible by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. captioning sponsored by wpbt captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> more information about investing is available in "nightly business report's" video "how wall

that is not a good weekend. >> jimmy: pro -- snooki got rid of her signature big hair poof.- she is now only three feet tall, in heels. [ laughter ] she's a very small person. pro -- we might see sammi and ronnie rekindle their romance and get married. con -- we might hear, "with this nipple ring, i thee wed." [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] it's very romantic. pro -- get ready to beat that beat, south beach style. con -- i have no idea what that means. [ laughter ] >> steve: like the diet? >> jimmy: pro -- angelina is back this season. con -- who cares? [ laughter and applause ] i forgot about her from the first one. i didn't even remember. she was in, she left. pro -- mtv carries the show on over 30 countries worldwide. con -- some of those countries have nuclear weapons. [ laughter ] that's not good. and finally -- pro -- the situation coined the popular phrase "gtl" which refers to his pre-clubbing ritual of gym, tan, laundry. con -- his morning-after ritual is "omg an std." [ laughter ] i don't know what that means either. and that's our "pros and cons." we'll be right

why not get behind snooki? poor kid got punched in the face. is not her strong suit. she's working on it. and she teamed up to make a video for kids with the people that used to make that "schoolhouse rock." ♪ 50 fifty ♪ united stated ♪ from 13 original colonies ♪ 50 nifty ♪ stars in the flag ♪ they deserve to be honored now ♪ ♪ california ♪ new york ♪ new jersey and connecticut ♪ florida ♪ georgia ♪ hmm ♪ hmm ♪ and russia ♪ in the usa you betcha! >> jimmy: you know what, it's a work in progress. but she's trying. we have a good show tonight. 5-year-old baseball phenom, his name is ariel antigua, he's here tonight. we have music from raheem devaughn. and we'll be right back with adam carolla, so come on back with us. [ female announcer sometimes you need tomorrow to finish what you started today. for the aches and sleeplessness in between, there's new motrin pm. no other medicine, not even advil pm, is more effective for pain and sleeplessness. new motrin pm. built with quality and backed with the best coverage in america including a 100,000 mi

. >> -- snooky -- [overlapping speakers] [ inaudible ] >> -- big hit show on mtv, so they were there. probably causing a bit of a commotion i would think there on the trading floor. it looks like a pretty good day, the gains will continue. some earnings coming in this morning. du pont second quarter profits up pretty strong. the opening numbers in just a moment. >> all right, well, good morning do snooky, good morning to you, thank you for joining us here on the ktvu morning news, tuesday, july the 27th. i am dave clark. >> i am pam cook. the time now is 6:30. >> the oakland police department could soon get back the 80 police officers it lost but just moments ago they told us they were needed right now. let's get right to tara moriarty with details of the new crime spree. good morning, tara. >> reporter: well, good morning, dave. almost right after those 80 police officers lost their jobs violent crime spiked, that is according to authorities we spoke to this morning. basically what they tell us is the number of home invasion robberies surged in an area called area 2, a neighborhood w

we'll take snooki and the situation and give them back.ith, matt. i have enough problems here. >> i love that. >> most of the cast members are from new york. they're not from jersey. >> no. >> so sees saying, they're you're problem. >> i love that governor christie. he says what he thinks. he says if i'm voted out next time, so be with it. i did what i had to do. >> yes, indeed. hoda woman. >> we have a daily feature. >> yes, we do. >> every day, there's another mel moment. >> hoda, we're just going to lead to it. >> we're going to roll it. >> hmm. ♪ >> and now, a moment with mel. >> [ bleep ]. me up. you have [ bleep ] ed me up. you [ bleep ] ed me up. i did nothing but help you. but you [ bleep ] [ bleep ] on me like a low-life [ bleep ] . which is now what i am convinced you are. [ bleep ] i am angry at you, you are a [ bleep ] waste of time. >> and that, was a moment with mel. >> you can't make up this stuff. apparently, there are 30 of them, so get used to many "moments with mel." everything we have it talk about today is unbelievable

apparently there are people named snooki. >> the situation. >> five-straight days of triple-digit gainsthere is the opening bell. check the opening numbers in a minute. >> they are up early for that. >>> a bitter anniversary for one south bay family today. the case of their daughter's killing rolls into a tenth year with no end in sight. >> sfit a pretty easy approach, look what waits for you at the bay bridge toll plaza. another accident to update your tuesday commute coming up. >>> good morning. thanks for joining us. i'm laura garcia-cannon. >> we start with rob, a check of your forecast, another cool one like we've been used to the last few days. >> mostly cloudy skies as we take you over to san jose. 59 degrees, southeast wind at seven. what you see in san jose, pretty much what we're seeing in the entire bay area. sunny skies to finish the day. 78 in livermore. 72 in fremont. 75, san jose. chilly and breezy, 60 today in san francisco. >> nine years ago today, a south bay woman disappeared after meeting two men at a bar. the body still has not been found. christie smith is live in

. >> you prefer to talk about springsteen but the "new york times" today has this profile of snooki from "jersey shore." mtv's "jersey shore." positive for new jersey or negative? >> negative for new jersey. i mean, because it -- what it does is takes a bunch of new yorkers, who most of the people on "jersey shore" are new yorkers, drops them at the jersey shore, tries to make america feel like this is new jersey. i could tell people, they want to know what new jersey really is, i welcome them to come to new jersey any time. the jersey shore is a beautiful place and a place everybody should come on vacation this summer. we've got another six weeks of summer left, come to new jersey. >> that's right. >> safe to say he's not tivoing the show, i think. in addition to him the new jersey italian american league, they have not only said this and more, they've said it's wildly offensive, it obviously promotes all kif hoe in terms of his state, i understand whuet. >> it's my home state, i have vacationed myself at the jersey shore. he made an important point, those kids are not from jersey. so i

. >> and snooki knows stocks. i don't think so. a situation there? forging situation. >> just like the "jersey shores. "stopped flat. >>> the most colorful place. did you see this? >> yes. >> do you guys like this? >> it's nice. >> it's a little freaky. >> my kids would love that. >> yes. i was told i look like i'm about to be in a video. i'll spare the dancing. it's all in preparation for the 20th annual berkeley celebration. the eyeballs are as big as my head, pretty big, i'm told. i want to get out of this one. it's smelling fishy. oh, it is a fish. it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's an octopus. yes, there is something for everyone out here, and the man in charge for this upcoming weekend, we have tom mcallister joining us. and these things are just -- this as you said earlier jaw-dropping. you can see them from the freeway. they're magnificent. >> they're amazing. the okay toe puz are almost 100 feet long, 22 feet across. we're going to fly 25 and set a world record. the most flown anywhere, any time. >> this is a world famed kite festival. 25th

he said that he doesn't know who snooki is. [ laughter ] then again, after about five drinks, neitheroes she. [ laughter ] so it's kind of interesting. i could see that working. also, on "the view," obama said that he won't be going to chelsea clinton's wedding on saturday. because "you don't want two presidents at one wedding." [ laughter ] hilary was like "yeah, we get it. you won, okay? big deal!" [ laughter ] "who cares?" i just heard about this. president obama's education secretary arne duncan said that schools should stay open for 12 hours a day. [ boos ] you know what? i completely agree, and i'll tell you why. because i'm not in school anymore. [ laughter ] [ applause ] crazy. toyota is recalling more than 400,000 cars in the u.s. because of steering problems. today, toyota's crisis management spokesman issued a statement saying, "good to be back!" [ laughter ] "good to be back. how was your summer? was it good? you lost weight. anyway, we gotta take 400 cars back." this is a pretty crazy story. a hospital in virginia mixed up two babies and a newborn was accidentally breastf

"jersey shore" snooki says spray tanning since congress passed indoor taxing taxes also month. >>> the government spent millions of your tax dollars to buy car companies during the economic crisis. today, president obama will be in the midwest trying to argue that those investments are paying off. he will visit the chrysler and general motors plants, a new white house report claims that the $60 billion auto bailout saved a million jobs. the administration has added 65,000 jobs but republicans say taxing businesses is not going to help stimulate the economy. >> they are serious about their manufacturing agenda why would we want to raise taxes on manufacturers when we want their jobs to remain in america. they don't get t pure and simple. >> the government has actually invested $85 billion in the auto industry, 60 billion from the obama administration and about 25 billion by president bush. >>> the tsa says people are still trying to take banned items through airport security. you will see some of them coming up. >>> a south bay city will have fewer firefighters in just a few hours. we w

. >> i have to admit i don't know who snooki is. >> larry: plus arizona governor jan brewer fighting back on immigration. if you thought she is giving up the fight against illegals, you are wrong. she took new court action hours ago. is she begging for an all-out brawl? next on "larry king live." >> larry: we begin by welcoming governor jan brewer, republican, arizona, she filed an appeal with the 9th circuit court of appeals after a federal judge yesterday blocked a key part of her state's anti-immigration law. thank you for joining us, governor. is there any part of the judge's ruling that at all had any affect on you where you said maybe she's got a point? >> well, of course, we listened very carefully to her statements. and after reading her brief, we realize that she made some points, of course, when we signed the bill we felt it was in good order and that it was constitutional. and we have now consulted with our lawyers and with the members of the legislature to see if -- if there were -- some things we might want to kind of tweak a little bit. but we haven't necessarily made u

"the new york times" today has the profile of snooki. mtv's "jersey shore" positive or negative? posegative. it takes bunch of new yorkers, most of the people on "jersey shore" are from new york. drops them at the jersey shore and tries to make people think this is jersey. i welcome people to come to new people toytime. the jersey shore is a beautiful place. some place everybody should come on vacation. we got another six weeks or so of summer left. come to new jersey. ch.thank you so much. >> thank you, jake. >>> "the roundtable" is next. >>> and later, "the sunday funnies." >> so, anyway, the president of british petroleum, tony hayward, is leaving his job. it's not official. not official. out. it just leaked out. we know why we're here. to build a new generation of airplanes to connect the world. ♪ airplanes that fly cleaner and farther on less fuel. and make nonstop travel possible to more places. ♪ [ female announcer ] around the globe, the people of boeing are working together -- to bring us together. that's why we're here. ♪ hi, how are you doing?ne. hi, evelyn. i know it'

he admitted he didn't know who snooki was from "the jersey shore." >> lucky guy. >> which some peopleitted that he was not invited to the clinton wedding. you've got a theory behind that too maybe? >> it just seems logical to me that he would say -- he's in new york right now thbly uch secor ahat attends so it'sprobter for all that security to say i'm not invite >> not going to be there, lee >> who knows, me he snubbed, you never know. >> "the view" oth >> we should also mention quickly, chelsea has chosen a >> made the big decision. >> yeah. people saw her, spotter wang. there's all this talk, pre obama won' want to know what she's wearing it sounds like it w >> sounds like a classicce >> this is the s blogosphere is really humming >> this is the s blogosphere is really humming elisabeth hasselbeck has been known for saying a couple of pofngs that people get really i'm teveoset jus a lt >> more and more women are choosing same-sex partners. even after decades of heterosexuality. why do you think that is? >> is that saying as women get older it's like a been there, done that kind of t

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. >> apparently the situation, snooki, the breakout stars, they'rgoin get season two will debut julyhey've reupped, the show will be back. and they're all getting a nice little -- >> how much did you say per episode? >> $30,000. per episode. >> $30,000. per episode. wat'sfvorg ab i don't have enough or >> the club scene. it's a train wreck. you have to watch. i remember how hard it was for aunt patty when he died. there was no life insurance. no life insurance? that's terrible. funerals are so expensive. i know. that's why i bought a policy through the colonial penn program. it costs less than 35 cents a day, which fit right into my budget. i didn't have to answer any health questions or take a physical, hd 3 so i went to cpdirect.com and i applied online. it was easy. whether you're getting new insurance or supplementing coverage you already have, call about the colonial penn program now. guaranteed acceptance life insurance is a popular plan for people aged 50 to 85. you can get quality insurance for less than 35 cents a day. there are no health questions or medical exam. you canno

[cheering] but i can assure you i am not introducing snookie as the next speaker.our next speaker. she has applied for a job and like many people applying for a job we review the resin of this individu. she is applying for a position happens to be a government job with nevada and washington. the joblessness sharon entel. [cheering] and we should always review the candidates resonate so let's talk about her resonate she married her college sweetheart and has been successful in her family life with her children. she has been a teacher, she has a school, terrific resonate she serves on the part of legislature as many of you know and in the nevada legislature during her term she had a term for her rvice pool 41-engel against tax hikes and overspending. at one we even taking them the governor of nevada to court to protect the constitution of the state and winning with her own money. [cheers and applause] she speaks boldly and eloquently about the conservative values on which the nation stands. that is why she won the primary and that is why she is a candidate for the u.

i have to know what it was like to work with snooki and the situation. >> the guys were great.ere's the thing -- >> nicole, acon. >> during the world cup you promised that if spain won the world cup you would waterski naked in biscayne bay in miami. when is it going to happen because we're going to do a split show. meredith and ann are going to come down for that. >> matt -- >> when are you doing it? >> let me tell you one thing, you look better than me skiing naked. >> i didn't make the promise. >> what's the biggest bet you've ever made? >> it is not to ski naked in biscayne bay, i can tell you that. >> look at my legs. i have chicken legs. >> do you want to see him ski naked in biscayne bay? i think they do. >> i said i would do it late at night, not in a full moon. >> what are you going to sing? featuring pit bull, enrique iglesias. >> new york city! make some noise! ♪ girl, please excuse me if i'm coming too strong ♪ ♪ but tonight is the night we can really let go ♪ ♪ my girlfriend is out of town and i'm all alone ♪ ♪ your boyfriend is on vacation and he doesn't have to kn

we know it's reached critical mass, because not long ago, senator mccain sent snooki a tweet about tanninght loss reality show has improved and inspired dozens of lives. let's watch the show. >> yes, betty sue, do it again. go! >> dig, betty sue, dig! >> and he's just vicious in the workouts. >> over the many seasons of "the biggest loser" what is the record amount of weight lost by a woman? 76 pounds, 120 pounds, or 209 pounds. >> i would take a guess. 120? [ buzzer ] >> stop it, let's -- this is what he gets, okay? >> see, they're all happy. >> stls a lot of hip hop in there. >> the correct answer is 183 pounds. >> that happened last season with ashley johnson. she lost 48% of her body weight and that season, michael lost 254 pounds, but neither of them were actually the biggest loser out of all ten seasons, that's danny cahill who lost 55% of his body weight. >> a lot of them keep it off. >> they do. >> these ladies are living in the moment. they are from florida. eating bugs and rolling in the mud was required in this stranded in the wilderness show. let's see a clip. >> it's like hoda

. >> maybe that's where snooki gets her facials. some stories come and go.e about me being a bad father and tim being a great dad now? well, you should go and [ bleep ] him, you fickle [ bleep ] because i don't care. you offend me on every [ bleep ] level. i despise you. i don't want you back. the game's over. okay? let the new games begin. now you can get it on with anybody else and your son can watch it, what is it, number 45 he's going to have to look at? so [ bleep ] sorry i had a child with you. you [ bleep ] ruined me! >> and that was "a moment with mel." >> i think it's nice that it's soft on the edges. >> all right. >> that is, by the way, i mean, we still don't know if that's one continuous rant or chopped up or if it happened over a series of days. but that was tape number seven. and there will probably be "a moment with mel" tomorrow. >> mel was seen recently with lucia this weekend at his church that he built at great expense in malibu. >> yeah. >> and so no word yet on the ongoing custody battle. >> i don't know if people are -- again, this is o