only, we're both wearing snooki's very own custom-designed snooki slippers.uh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, here's how -- here's how "slipper golf" works. we're going to play one round. lowest score wins. we're going to tee off, out in the hallway. we'll play through the scene dock and band area and then back into the studio and into the hole, right here. okay, you up for some slipper golf? >> yeah, let's go. >> jimmy: all right, let's do this. i'm going to wear these. [ light laughter ] >> it's like walking on a cloud, right? >> jimmy: it is kind of like walking on a cloud. it's very subtle. >> mhmm. >> jimmy: you put soles on them -- >> so you can wear it to the office. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess you could them to the office. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i guess. i don't know. you -- hey guys. >> guys: hey. >> jimmy: how you doin? you guys fans of slipper golf? >> hello. >> guys: yeah. >> oh, hey. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. oh, that's the water hazard there, so watch out for that. >> do i have to go over that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> who goes first? >> jimm

now tell us, if you will, of snooki!, then went to bed. with a pickle in her cookie! [ laughter ] >> classic greg. you speaketh, what the rest of us merely doth thinketh! [ laughter ] it's as if your words hath given birth to themselves and raised them betwixt the bulging bosoms of brilliance. now ruminate on he who calls himself "the situation." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the situation" has a hairless chest. on that we can all agree. but underneath his boxer briefs, it's a hairy situation indeed. [ laughter ] [ harsh flute playing ] >> never a truer word hath been spoken from thy most mouthful of mouths! it's as though your wisdom itself has grown dragon wings, allowing it to fly high above mankind and release its droppings on the unsuspecting heads of thy enemies! bravo, greg! >> jimmy: all right! enough, gilvin, enough! i've grown tired of your incessant pestering. it is time for my final pearl. [ harsh flute playing ] [ laughter ] >> oh, the final pearl. commence thy final pearl, greg! speaketh of thou jwoww! >> jimmy:

snooki no i can't you don't know who the famous snooki is from the jersey shore and even in the case . tom. i think anyone. you know that hair jersey something. for a lot of watch still stuck up for you i almost see it and then newsman shall thirteen the yes man and what about this lady. is she on some type of a spanish committee it's not that she's actually her name's eleanor norton and she's the congresswoman for d.c. . did you vote for barack obama and now this lady. that is a black lady. it's a black we with a mustache and i like that blazer to do with sex that you know that's not his mom now. she's a congresswoman yes. he definitely got me on i don't. need an answer plus he now i do not know who that is that is congress and they're saying. they're saying that. house show a little birth celie of the homes north they go into congresswoman of want watch to see you happy thoughts about ron paul no but i heard he is going to run for like a bigger party instead of being an independent i don't know if that's true i can't any of us feel like i'm better really know much about it now like

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so many people are doing it on screen from britney to snooki. but now women who want to bring back the dance floor. and their personal space are speaking out. grinding has been around for quite some time but now on the dance floor, we'll take a look at that and how people feel about it. >> but let's get right to robyn gardner, the american woman still missing and feared dead in aruba. a judge there ordered the prime suspect to be held for at least 16 more days of questioning but suspicion mounts on gary giordano. he stopped cooperating with police and matt gutman is on the case for us in aruba. good morning, matt. >> reporter: hey, good morning, george. 11 years ago gary giordano was so close to freedom, now he'll spend the next 16 days locked up here at aruba's prison and probably, george, about 60 days more than that, the most recognizable face among the 110 inmates awaiting trial here. a moment wrapped in shame for gary giordano who still claims he's innocent and one of momentary triumph for aruba's prosecutors securing that 16-day

pro -- snooki hooked up with a gondolier.up getting gondo-leria. [ laughter ] got to say, i never heard of gondo-leria. [ applause ] >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: definitely not good. >> steve: no. lot of -- >> jimmy: got to be careful who you're smushing. [ laughter ] pro -- everyone in italy is getting into it. con -- even the pope. [ chanting ] [ applause ] >> steve: cabs are here, cabs are here, cabs are here. >> jimmy: he's at the vatican. >> steve: -- at the vatican. >> jimmy: cabs are here. >> steve: all right it's 50/50. cabs are here. >> jimmy: oh man. pro -- the situation cooked his specialty italian dish. con -- penne ala vodka and red bull. [ laughter ] never heard of that. pro -- j-woww had a lot of italian sausage. [ laughter ] >> steve: how's that, dude? what's the con. >> jimmy: con -- if you know what i mean. [ laughter ] they saw that coming a mile away. the audience laughed before i even finished it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what is that? i don't get it? >> jimmy: i don't either -- neither

. >> i'm going to dress like snooki. that would give you nightmares as you go to bed. wouldn't it? that would be a bad dream. all right, let's head to san jose where today's high temperature was 78 degrees. we take you to the performance of art center. in the santa clara valley. where tonight overnight it will bottom out in the 50s. we already have the invasion of the clouds into the bay. locally spreading inland tonight. so we will awake tomorrow and kick start our thursday with agree skies in the 50s and low 60s. the bottom line, here are your headlines. this is what you need to know for your wednesday. we are going to have sunshine. pretty much a repeat performance from what we experienced today. in fact, let's go ahead and fire up our pinpoint forecast. walk you through your thursday. the deck of low clouds a little bit more modest overnight tonight and in throughout tomorrow morning than what we experienced yesterday. and the day before. so it is going to take a little while to burn off at the coast. and that's because we have this little area of low pressure and it is gradual

morning america," all the inside dirt from the "jersey shore" from tha hit show's hottest star, yep, snooki us live with new details about what's ahead for her coming up later today. >> a lot of people laugh, but, you know, she's laughing all the way to the bank. >> those kids are making a lot of the money. the most popular show in the 30-year history of mtv. that ace it all right there from my home state of new jersey. >>> for some of you, your local news is next. >> we'll be right t ck for the rest of you. i didn't understand it. i found out that connected to our muscles are nerves that send messages through the body. my doctor diagnosed it as fibromyalgia -- thought to be the result of overactive nerves that cause chronic, widespread pain. lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. i learned lyrica can provide significant relief from fibromyalgia pain. and less pain means, i can feel better and do more of what matters. [ female announcer ] lyrica is not for everyone. lyrica may cause serious allergic reactions or suicidal thoughts or actions. tell your doctor right away if you have these,

the snooki versus tony morrison conundrum you and i discussed here.ows it to happen. >> getting attention. and an economic model no longer values creation, production or intellectual property. in fact, it's considered worthless. the economic model only values the ability for any individual to acquire attention. >> because we allow it to. no one showed up for snooki, she wouldn't be a commodity. same athe policy. >> that's it. you should do a keli goff test for all of

the article calls snooki the typhoid mary of luxury branding.n, one with abercrombie and fitch. their stock price took a shot in the abs. down more than 8% wednesday. analysts say it has nothing to do with the situation's situation. but you can bet he and his six-pack abs are shaking with laughter. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> i'd go for the clever pr stunt. it's interesting story there. okay. we'll get jen delgado to tell us what's going on with the international weather picture. >> i had there, andrew. that was quite an interesting story. not a fan of "jersey shore" but i know a lot of people are. a little publicity, right. >> no comment. >> right, exactly. you're saving brain cells there. on a serious note, let's talk about pakistan. very hard hit with flooding. let's go to some images to show you exactly what it looks like across this area. we're talking about a flooding where an area, people are being evacuated. they done the have homes. report eedly 60,000 people are left homeless and 700,000 are being affected across this region. you se

snooki shared her knowledge of european geography. svelte. >> because they're in italy. >> that's right. and her dad volunteered to be a male stripper. and deena said she wanted to do something called the jersey turnpike at the club. they are in italy as you mentioned. i don't think they knew what that was. pauly and deena engaged in a kiss. and -- >> scandalous. >> some people say it was the most disgusting kiss in history. >> no alcohol involved in that at all. >> "the situation" is still "the situation." apparently he and -- there were commercials featuring sammy and deena, paid commercials -- >> snooki lost a little weight too, right? she's looking more svelte. that's the cast. there they are in all their glory. >> will they be the cast for the long-term, though? we'll see if they bring in some new cast members to "jersey shore." >> right now they're riding the success as far as they can go. >> absolutely. all right. finally, let's talk about arnold schwarzenegger, shall we? >> yes, let's do that. >> the governator was in californ

by the way, here's a picture of me an snooki checking out her bedroom.ke we're staring at a chalk outline. i think the rent will be late this month. >> you got a lot out of them. hard criticism -- >> they're a lot of fun to hang out with. they hold nothing back. they have a full, rich lie and they share it with all of us. >> like you say you'll be back here tomorrow and a lot more on "nightline," as well, robin? >> speaking ofof "nightline" to our new series, extreme campouts taking outdoor adventures to the very edge of what's safe and perhaps what's sane and our dear friend, bill weir. >> great to be back. >> yay! >> i know what it is. i know what it is. i've signed all of the waivers so if you need somebody to do something completely stupid, get billy. i've slept on cardboard in the desert and been in hurricanes and it may have been the most uncomfortable night sleep ever but, oh, what a view. come along was ee head 180 miles east of san francisco into the most important rock in the climbing world. >> reporter: over a century after teddy roosevelt set

first of all, i know snooki is smelled with an i not y. my mistake. kerry bastida, that's ken's daughter. and they are expecting a hurricane back in the east coast in washington and curia is getting out there was saturday back to earthquake country. and i have to say, my house once there was a 3.0 right underneath my house. and it was -- it was bad! but it hardly made the news. so it depends where you were and they just have never seen it before but for us, here, they are like, okay. next? >> you have to think that many, many buildings if not all back east are unreinforced masonry so when it shook, it really was scary, i'm sure. >> reporter: it was the strongest never that area so they aren't used to it. >> the other thing is, too, look at the date. we are closing to september 11th the 10-year anniversary. new york, an earthquake is not my first thought. >> reporter: a lot of people thought it was a terrorist attack. they evacuated the pentagon. they didn't know what's going on. >> it's a big wake-up caught for earthquake preparedness like we have. >>

. >> jimmy: and also, i should say that snooki is going to be wrestling. [ light laughter ] >> yeah,lso -- >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: doesn't seem like a violent person. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it's -- kind of ridiculous. >> there was no hooking up that i know of. >> jimmy: no, no, no. that you know of. no, no. but who knows what happened backstage? horatio, will you -- >> horatio: will i be watching? >> jimmy: yeah. >> or hooking up? >> horatio: yeah, i would love to hook up with snooki. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> horatio: and if she wanted to wrestle beforehand or after, that's fine, too. >> jimmy: all right, perfect. >> jimmy: up next, voca people! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we'll never stop sharing our memories, or getting lost in a good book. we'll always cook dinner, and cheer for our favorite team. we'll still go to meetings, make home movies, and learn new things. but how we do all this, will never be the same. we're going to head on hi, plinto the interview. mark . . . mark . . . mark, how are you feeling sitting up there right now? a little bit shocked. mark, wh

the latest models indicate that it will track right along the shore going right up by snooky's housend straight up into we believe it looks like somewhere around new york harbor. the thinking earlier today was and yesterday that the storm would hit somewhere around babylon long island. only it knows jog at the last minute. i'm thinking somewhere middle island. now it's looking to our weather center like it will be closer to new york city itself. the question in the end is going to be is this storm come with new york city on the west of the storm or the east of the storm. if the storm moves east of new york city new york harbor could drape out. the flooding won't be as bad in the city proper. if it moves to the west of the city, that could flood much of lower manhattan. it could flood subway lines and cause a lot of problems for infrastructure. salt water intruce could be a big deal in the new york city working on redrawing the map life reports from storm chasers there. we watched as what amounts to an inlet was being cut and this storm, irene is working to row draw the map in and and

like nicole "snooki" polizzi. the "did she do that" girl? do you think people are so fascinated by you? >> i don't know. i think i'm real and i just don't give a [ bleep ] about what anybody says about me. >> reporter: "jersey shore" is now the most popular series in the 30-year history of mtv. so, as it begins airing its fourth season this week, the cast has been uprooted from jersey to florence. producer sally ann set them up here. >> this is their living room. this is where they live. if you look over here, there's cameras like this all over. this way, they also know that as long as they're around, they're on camera. >> reporter: nicole what do you have to be able to say to get around here? >> pretty much, what do you say -- >> reporter: that's it? manga, manga? what if you're in a club? >> do you like the boobs? >> reporter: what makes that show such a success, "jersey shore"? >> they're likable. you really like these people and they're complete losers and idiots but they're likable losers and idiots. >> reporter: consider pauly d. >> al

. >> tonight, jimmy welcomes "jersey shore's" snooki, sportscaster, joe buck.that's "late night with jimmy fallon." at 12:35. >>> it's time for your first look at entertainment news. hollywood schedulers have come up with the battle of big screen titans for later this year, during christmas week. in one corner will be opening of johnny depp's "the lone ranger." in the other corner will be brad pitt's geopolitical zombie thriller. >>> the 19-year-old sister of bristol palin's ex, levi, will be in "playboy." she did blast bristol, calling her the most evil person she's ever known. and she knocks sarah palin for involving and including her brother in the 2008 campaign, as john mccain's running mate. saying, quote, levi was a drop. once they didn't need him, he was out the door. >>> and say what you will about charlie sheen. at least she's being a good sport about his replacement on "two and a half men." sheen is just as curious to see the new version of the show next month. and he thinks ashton kutcher will do a good job. saying, quote, i think ashton's going to k

even snooky of "jersey shore" tweeted "2012 is near, i knew it, i hope everyone's okay" referencing thehe world's end. mike sugarman, cbs 5. >>> the quake wasn't all serious business back here on the east coast. for one it made the late night comics' job a whole lot easier especially for david letterman. >> they traced the epicenter of the earthquake to governor chris christie's aerobics class and no, no. they traced the epicenter of the earthquake to kim kardashian's honeymoon suite. you could tell the earthquake, i mean donald trump, you could see the ripples going through his hair. just the undulations. on the bright side i didn't have to shake my morning martini. >> badabing. he's there all week, folks. >>> this morning on "the early show" much more on the east coast quake. i'm betty nguyen. this is the "cbs morning news." [ female announcer ] we all want cleaner laundry. we all want a world with fewer chemicals. we all want the best of both worlds. introducing all free clear oxi-active. a powerful new detergent without dyes or perfumes that helps get out your toughest dirt and stai

. >> they could just say "don't be a snooki." >>> and our programming is shifting t kron bebecause of th giants game. check it out there and we'll see

this is snooki's bed. this is sammi's closet. most nurseries. >> i'm really kind of like a slob. i don't like to put my clothes away so they would be in the corner, under my bed, everywhere here it was just -- it was a mess. >> this is pauly d.'s spot. he is like completely like neat freak and he sees his stuff it looks like he works at the gap. >> the place featured four bedrooms. >> they have so much stuff it's unbelievable. >> reporter: with lots of "jersey shore" touches. >> this is hair jacuzzi room. >> reporter: including a high temperature jacuzzi and a low-tech alarm system. >> a grenade walk in, you just go -- >> reporter: grenade is shore-speak for an unattractive woman. is that a frequent sound heard around here. >> yes, pauly would wake us up with that. >> reporter: there were two bathrooms and by the end of the shoot one unspeakably disgusting bathroom sink like the tuscan version of a jersey swamp. what happened to that sink? >> oh. >> listen, all i got to say is that bathroom wasn't in the greatest condition to beg

trillion dollars to american banks and foreign banks it's not hard to make money money even a recent snooki could make a billion dollars if you give a billion dollars in free coupons and if they make a mistake you can. a billion dollars just some president make more money meanwhile the jobless rate has continued to go higher and the wages have continued to deteriorate anyone who's actually working for a living would never say that there's been anything like a recovery from the crash of two thousand and eight and now they're saying you know what there really wasn't worse press than we were saying and by the way going forward it's going to be worse than we could ever imagine so again it's up to the people on the social contract is broken to results you know i think people would be surprised at this these statistics that came out from the commerce department they were released of course during the kabuki theater of the debt ceiling. so most people didn't see this but the fact is that everybody every american will know that the crisis is a banking crisis so you would think during a banking cris

this reminds us of a story of snooki's gucci bag.arrying when she got arrested for being drunk on the beach. >> get the [ bleep ] off! get off. >> reporter: "the new yorker" observe wrote that luxury accessory houses are sending snooki prebags. here is the shocker. they are not sending her their own bags. then sending her each other's bags. competitors' bags. an effort to make their rival seem tack xwrip the article calls snooki the tie food mary of luxury branding. then there is another situation. one with abercrombie & fitch stock. the stock prices shot in the abs. down more than 8% wednesday. analysts say it has nothing to do with the "the situation" situation. but you can bet he and his six-pack abs are shaking with laughter. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> i'm a fan of "jersey shore." for those of you that aren't "the situation sts are the abs which he refers to the situation and gets called "the situation." it is a strange situation. ceo of the marketing firm hanss projects. it is very enticing to think that this was all marketi

some of the descriptions that they row in the casting call the questions were are you the russian snooki or the situation and are you a super outgoing and fun loving russian american that sometimes sneaks called what's good bimini and vodka from the fridge that represent you. know that it or i feel like this was the casting for younger characters like i said where mateo generational show we have kids in their twenty's we have me who is in my early thirty's we have my mother in law who is in her fifty's we have two of the cast members in their late forty's with you know grown families and their kids are married off and have their kids so it's multi-generational it's a little bit of everything for everybody about a year and a half ago to creators of the show came to rest butin restaurant they heard a lot about the interest and they know that we have a beautiful environment wonderful food wonderful entertainment we have amazing group of people that comes to us every single weekend to porridge and they won the prize to be a part of the just to show this side of russian american community. no

. >> snookie -- we will call it reali of hab. >> get them altogether in one house. >> it is all the biggest jerks. >> it should be called a-hab. rehab for [bleep]. >> let's produce that. why are we giving out these great ideas? >> isn't it copyrighten now that we said it on tv? >> well you said a-has been. i -- a-hab, i own it. don't even try, hollywood. don't even try. i will write an angry letter and probably not mail it. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at fox news at red eye .com. and 462-5050. still to come, unfortunately the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bubbles, the thin, usually spherical or hem my spherical liquid filled with gas. thanks, bubbles. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that let's go to tv's andy levy. and it shows. >> more pep in my pep. >> more vin in your vie gor. greg, you mentioned that peta says it is going to be told from the point of view from a sention animal and they didn't see russell brand's latest movie. actually you did. it was the first to be told from a

the article calls snooki the tie food mary of luxury branding.ituation, one with abercrombie & fitch stock. the stock price took a shot in the abs. down more than 8% wednesday. analysts say it has nothing to do with the situation, situation. but you can bet he and his six-pack abs are shaking with laught laughter, jeanne moos, new york. >>> that's it for me. i'm in our "situation room." for our

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snooki got busy with this potted plant.ocked up" grinding led to a passionate night and a baby. the dirty dancing that mimics sex has been taking over high school gyms and dance clubs around the country. but lately there appears to be a backlash to grinding also known as freak dancing. it's been banned at some school dances and a number of states om maine to minnesota to california. >> we're not talking about the twist. reminiscent of "footloose." >> i can't let this dance happen. >> the latest to launch an assault on gyrating is jenna marbles and her anti-grinding movement. >> can i get pregnant by this. >> reporter: millions are watching this to fend off annoying grinders. >> guy comes up, starts dancing on you and you turn around and give him one of these. now, the trick is, you don't say anything. the whole time. you stand there frozen. don't change your face, don't look around, don't talk to your friends, just stand there. they get a little angry. dude, what's your problem. just trying to dance with you. just standnd t

the special operations troops were on a snooki -- chinook helicopter. >>> passengers had to use an emergencyan american airlines plane in chicago. this is cell phone video from outside the plane after the evacuation. none of the 220 people who were on board were seriously hurt. >>> well, complaints from a man who couldn't get vegetarian meals while in jail has warren county reviewing its policy. dave mcdonald is a long time resident and business owner, milvaly. he was jailed recently on suspicion of controlled substances. the substances weren't illegal after all. jail guards refused to accommodate his request for a vegetarian meal plane. >> i had a prison of war look that was serious. they were not recognizing, i could grab the rib cage and reach under my ribs. >> he lost 50 pounds in custody. he since gained some of that back. the marin county jail's policy is you can claim you need to eat vegan or vegetarian for religious reasons. >>> tomorrow celebrating the man who inspired a fruity ben and jerry's treat. from the music to the clothes, how jerry garcia day is raising money for a good cau

. >> jimmy: they call them a jersey tomato because they look like snooki or because -- i'm going to -at's a good one. all right. you tell me, you tell me. what do you want to do first? >> jimmy: you tell me. we got some onions goingng here. >> what i did -- italian-american cooking is simple. just simple food. a lot of people take it to the next level. when i watch stuff on tv today, i look at it and i go, i can't make that. my style of cooking is just really simple ingredients, simple products in a simple style. so we took some white onions and we simmered it in lightly salted butter. real simple. did that for about 20 minutes. >> jimmy: no only live oil? >> just lightly salted butter. >> jimmy: yeah, you made that for me. my mother used to make it when i was a little kid. >> this guy, when i was here last time, he made me go to his house and cook. he keep saying, do this, do that. no, jim, i'm here as a guest. i still got to cook. jimmy: i'm generous in that way. >> i made about 30 things. >> jimmy: you did. >> it was so simple, t -- >> jimmy: i went crazy for it. >> loved it. >> ji

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this morning, snooki emerged from a hole in her hollowed out tree, which means ten more weeks of "jersey of "jersey shore" -- [ applause ] premiered tonight on mtv. the air is thick with the smell of pick ms and axe body spray. the cast is in italy this season. they're there as -- what's the opposite of ambassador? anyway, it is always exciting en the new season premieres, particularly for my aunt chippy. she really loves the show. she's a very positive person in general, and here now with her review, my aunt chippy's first look at the new season of "jersey shore." >> you ready? i'm ready, i'm ready and i'm done. this is aunt chippy, this is the fourth season of "jersey [ bleep ] shores," they're in italy. turn around with this crap. let's go. let's see what these [ bleep ] are going to do. okay, something exciting. oh, good. oh, they're licking each other. isn't that great if that something you want everybody to see? ah, you piece of [ bleep ]. i can't watch anymore. if you want to watch it on your screens, go do whatever you have to do. but i am not watching anymore. good night and sle

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what do the actor george hamilton, house speaker john boehner and snooki all have in common?ten all over their face, and it turns out the desire for that deep, dark tan may be more than just skin deep. >> what is the first thing you guys are going to do when you get home? >> tanning. >> tanning. >> tanning. >> reporter: accororng to a new scientific study, the cast of "jersey shore" aren't just bronzed and buffed, they might be addicts. >> certain regions of the brain that we know are responsible or partially responsible for drug and alcohol addiction seem to have increased blood flow when you put uv light in front of these individuals who are known as frequent tanners. >> reporter: the findings suggest frequent inside tanning meets the medical definition of an addiction. 19-year-old katie donner began tanning when she was in the sixth grade. >> i continued tanning throughout high school and about three times a week. >> reporter: she only stopped when she was diagnosed with melanoma. during the most recent study a group of frequent tanners agreed to be injected with a radiois

don't want anyone to know i'm reading it so i'm just going to hide it behind another book, like snooki's[ laughter ] pretty good. and finally, qantas airlines is now offering a documentary about sex as one of its in-flight movies. [ scattered cheers ] which explains why my flight attendant was like, "sir, would you like some nuts? [ laughter ] they're on channel 4." [ laughter ] we have a great show for tonight, you guys! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa. we got a great show. great show tonight. quick announcement. i'll be doing some standup comedy at the atlantis resort in the bahamas, this saturday. [ cheers ] they found the lost city of atlantis. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, so it's a beautiful place. lots of stuff to do. if you're down there, check out the show. here's my schedge -- 7:30, i'll be going down the giant waterslide, past the shark tank. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 8:00, i'll be pulling out a giant wedgie. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: 9:30, i'm on stage at the grand ballroom.

he could hang out with the situation and snooki. no, i'm not sure that that would work, either.ut i think there's a lot of other places to go. other presidents have gone to national parks. presidents have gone to other places that are less opulent. i don't think there's a shortage of places to go, but president obama likes martha's vineyard. it's just a matter of this particular year, might not look so good. >> okay. so in terms of optics, let's put this in a little perspective here. he's been in office now for 31 months. after the same amount of time, okay, here's president obama, he's taken 61 days of vacation at this point. at this point in time, presidents bush and clinton had taken 180 days and 28 days respectively, and by the same point in their presidency, congress is on vacation. we're looking at congress on vacation here for weeks on end and they have caused so many problems in the process this year. is it really the optics of the president or should we be worried about the optics for congress, jackie? >> you know, congress has other things to worry about as far as thei

. >> this is snooki from "jersey shore." controversy about this hockey kid. you keep weighing in on it. >> gretchen: brian is a little steamed about it. anyway, we'll bring you that story in just a minute. now we have to bring your headlines. breaking political news, florida congressman allen west road the tea party wave into washington and last night he said he's not closing the door on a possible run for u.s. senate now. west confirms he's talked to people about running for senate, but still intent intends to run for a second term in the house. he responded to a muslim group in florida that asked him to cut ties with people he consider anti-islamic. he sent them a one word reply. nuts. >>> new details about the deadly stage collapse at the indiana state fair. both state and fair officials add mutt the stage was never inspected and say temporary structures just aren't subject to the same kind of safety laws that buildings and homes are subject to. but i bet that will be a cause for more study and investigation. >>> the jobs

snooki's dress simulated the simpsons. >> can i smell it? >> yes.elievable. you're like a walking arts and crafts table. i'm not going to lie to you. that was the first for me. never smelt anyone's dress on the red carpet. between you and me, i think it smelled like spray tan than arts and crafts paint. as for justin bieber, that snake, i don't know if that trend will catch on, terrified of snakes. just saying. >> taking one for the team yet again, cam thanks. it looks like you had a great time. >> i go to any length, robin. yes, it was a great night. >>> to break down all of the fashions, we have the style expert, our good friend joining us from los angeles this morning, suzy, let's start with the one and only beyonce and cameron said she had the perfect live accessory. >> let's talk about a wow moment in her gorgeous red -- i love this dolce & gabanna purple. where she's rubbing her stomach and showing it off. everybody was high fiving jay-z at the end. it was amazing. she looked gorgeous. she has the glow that's for sure. >> she sure did. and als

you may remember a week before it debuted, none of us knew what a snookie was. >> now everybody knows out, she is a best selling author. >> yeah. good for all of us, really. mtv really got back at us in finding new ways to keep the relevance. we love them for it. mtv, i need to point out as a move, remember beefis and butt head? they are coming back. >> oh, boy. really? you're serious? >> yeah. >> i'm hearing in my ear, yes, they are. that will be part two to the discussion. on that note that we were talking about the kickoff of mtv and we remember and we were so young. talking about video killed the video star. we will talk about amy winehouse in a second. i want to bring into the discussion, that's the first song you played as a radio d.j.? >> yeah. it was in kenya and i was doing the love show which was a called love lines at the time. kind of like the deliula of kenya. when we launched this private radio station, it was a big deal. everything had been state control and it created the buzz and that was the first song played on the breakfast show on capital fm radio. video killed th

snooki even got busy with this potted plant.a passionate night and a baby. the dirty dancing that mimics sex has been taking over high school gyms s d dance clubs around the country. but lately there appears to be a backlash to grinding, also known as freak dancing. it's been banned at some school dances in a number of states from maine to minnesota to california. >> we're not talking about the twist here or elvis and his hips. >> reporter: reminiscent of the movie "footloose." >> i cannot let this dance hahaen. >> reporter: the latest person to launch an assault on gyrating is jenna marbles and her anti-grinding movement. >> can i get pregnant from this? >> reporter: millions are watching her video blog which creatively instructs how to fend off annoying grinderers. >> what i started doing is this. guy comes up to you, start dancing on you. you turn around and you give him one of these. >> reporter: after graduating with a master's in sports psychology, jenna began making the popular youtube videos. tired of the unwanted attent

. >> you got a shot of snooky, you're made. it's not like that.t of photos to make a decent living off it. >> the business has changed dramatically and the number of web sites eating away at profits. >> the value of photos has come down a lot. you have opportunities to sell a lot more photos. >> an estimated 70% of the shots are staged. the papparazzi get tips from publicists, store owners and even celebs themselves. >> when somebody has a movie coming out, all of a sudden, you see them a lot in photo agencies but then for four months afterwards, you won't catch a glimpse. >> he says kim kardashian has her own splash news account to control her image. >> instead of having papparazzi follow her around, she releases the photo and actually lowers the value for the papparazzi to go after her. interesting. and i reached out to splash news about this. they didn't get back to me. if you're wondering, can anyone sell a camera phone shot if they catch a celeb doing something scandalous? if it's a story breaker, it could be worth big bucks but an everyday s

. >> he was talking to snooki. >> there you see governor christie right there. for president of the united states and he's getting a little attention from the fact that he says we don't need fema. what do you think about that? >> well, i appreciate that ron paul has strong convictions and he's running for president but it seems he's also a little discordent. on "american idol" the judges tell the contestants they're a little pitchy. on the morning after a major disaster with millions of people out of power, 24 people now lost their lives, fema is doing what it should do which is coordinate on a federal level while the state and local responders should be the first ones because they know where people live, they know the dangers. i understand his point that we need to shift back to the original way it was set up. state and local would be more in the lead and fema just a back stop but i don't think that you can say to an entire east coast if you're running for president, you don't think that the -- that fema should exist. i think that's a little off. >> but, you kn

. >> this is snooki from "jersey shore" and you're watching "fox & friends." >> jersey shore could beemember earlier in the week, there was the earthquake. >> not the cast. you mean the actual shore. >> the actual shore. >> they go to italy. >> listen, as many as 55 million americans now in the path of this monster storm, hurricane irene right now swirling over the caribbean and the bahamas with maximum sustained winds of 115 miles per hour is expected to grow even stronger into a category 4 by this time tomorrow. >> already, irene is causing damage in the caribbean. phil keating is live in nassau in the bahamas where the situation was windy last hour and looks a lot worse now. >> definitely worse now. these battering winds getting more and more ferocious and now at least we have daylight here and you can really see the wave action behind me. the storm surge is truly the biggest threat for the bahamas out of this hurricane. remaining a category 3. 115-mile-an-hour winds but these waves are anticipated to surge, to really grow from 7 to 11 feet higher which is more than a lot of the 70