snooki had a special episode. snooki had a urinary tract infection. then, she had sex with it.le. the show continues to amaze. every week, they set the bar lower. and every week, they get under that bar. we took a synopsis of the show. they write the summary of the show up in "tv guide" or something. these are things that really happened in one hour tonight. and we've asked one of our guests, a great actor and academy award nominee to read it for us. and here with a recap of tonight's "jersey shore," please welcome, gary oldman. [ cheers and applause ] >> the roommates take vinny to a party at karma, for his first night back. while dancing in the club, snooki accidentally pees on herself. [ laughter ] she sprays perfume on herself and calls it a shore shower. the next day, snooki wears two sets of underwear to dinner, as a precaution. [ laughter ] dina gets electrocuted plugging her air hair drier. snooki comes out of the bathroom and announces that she's not washing her hands. dina says, yeah, i never do. [ laughter ] snooki is convinced that she has a urinary tract infection.

[ laughter ] i feel sorry for snooki's father. cranberry is not the kind of juice you want to give to your little girl, just in general. by the way, in case you're wondering, this is what snooki's father looks like. [ laughter ] the oompa doesn't fall far from the loompa. tonight's episode of "jersey shore" was so remarkable, with the peeing and the picking and the drinking, it isn't something you want young girls to see. so, we removed all the offensive video of the show, and replaced it with footage from "the power puff girls" cartoon. and i think you'll agree, it's a lot more palatable. >> i got excited dancing with my girls. and i legit peed myself. >> oh, my god. peeing on the dance floor. it's crazy. >> the fact that i peeed myself at the club. something funky's going on. i can't control my bladder. >> it hurts like balls. >> i think i have a uti right now because i have to pee every two seconds. uti stands for urinary tract infection. i'm not washing my hands. >> i have to pee. i'm going to pee outside. >> you're peeing? al

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but snooki makes no bones about it.ome out not tan what will happen? >> i'll spray them. >> reporter: from the delivery room direct to the tanning salon, jeanne moos, cnn, who are you

but snooki makes no bones about it.ome out not tan what will happen? >> i'll spray them. >> reporter: from the delivery room direct to the tanning salon, jeanne moos, cnn, who are you calling an spore? huh? >> new york. >> thank you very much. that's it for me. thanks very much for watching. i'm wolf blitzer in the situation room. the news continues next on cnn.

>>> jersey shore snooki may be pregnant according to a report in "star" magazine.r tells the magazine that nicole poll lizzie is expecting her first child with boyfriend, but snooki is denying the report, telling the opie and anthony radio show that is not true and she is insulted by the insinuations that she's fat. if the pregnancy rule ers do prove to be true, it would force some creative changes for a planned spinoff in the works. >>> meanwhile, that spinoff gets a thumbs down from hoboken, new jersey. the city of frank sinatra's birth has denied a request to film in the city. the mayor says the decision is base old safety and quality of life concerns for residents. producers of the mtv series were seeking a 24-hour filming permit to follow two well-known reality tv celebrities who would live in the city the jersey journal reports they could be snooki and jwoww farlism the production company has an opportunity to appeal the decision to the hoboken city council. >> that's sinatra's town. it should stay that way. >> it probably will. >> my two cents. >>> coming up

snooki says she's not preg nachblt she's upset about the question, though. >> understandably. >> andre is that and john travolta's big gift. >> john travolta is known to give back to many charities but now, giving a donation that is sky high. he plans to donate a g 2 jet plane to an aviation museum in central georgia. officials say the jet is in honor of his son jet who died three years ago. he's a pilot him sex reality star snooki taking over air waives today to slam rumors she's pregnant. >> i'm thinking people are thinking i'm fat or something. >> this is like an insult, kind of. >> snooki says she's been working on fitness. >> fans will be hitting the theaters tonight. daniel radcliff is starring in "the woman in black". >> it was very scary but this is a different level this, is scarier. it's creepier. >> the last flick nominated for three oscars. you can get a list on oscar.com. the cool part is that you can pick winners and compare them to your face book friends. >> next at 4:00 you might not want to know what's happening while your friends are texting you. >> this is my honor

and snooki is not ignite so diplomatic. her feeling knows about her feelings against chris christie. she said she won't be voting for christie for president but the governor is not running for president but that didn't stop snooki, i will not be voting for chris christie, from degrading the jersey shore show. -- >> greta: so what sparked the snooki's mean tweet. he has said that jersey shores make his state look bad. >> you remember this picture, jan brewer pointing her finger at president obama. cameras got caught her on the tarmac with the president and new photo shows it pointing again. this time she is pointing at sheriff. it happened there she was there to speak to students. but she pointed at the sheriff and there you have it. that is the best of the rest. last kourm call before we turn off the lights. there is a word of a new endorsement and you probably endorsement and you probably wouldn't have predict this americans are always ready to work hard for a better future. since ameriprise financial was founded back in 1

snooki and j-woww. and the rumors of the pregnancy.not send out any inappropriate tweets. >> it was josh. it was josh. >> i know, i know. we have the big event of the morning. it's emeril versus mario. facing off to see who can make the best dish in just 45 minutes with a secret ingredient. it's not musk rat or groundhog. you chose the ingredient. the stakes could not be higher. let's talk to the kitchen combatants and good friends. in one corner, mario batali. in the other, emeril lagasse. >> chefs make change is the brain child of "food & wine." the idea of fill lan tl-- philanthropy in our business. >> mario's been part of my foundation since day one. i've been a part of his. we're going to try to make a little change today. >> can i show you the secret ingredient? would that help? this is something that you voted on at home. it's -- >> a ha. >> bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. you have 45 minutes. you must incorporate bacon into your dishes. are you ready for the challenge? >> we're ready. >> we'll check back with them later on. >> e

was that look the snooki witch? did you see her with the poof? >>> good morning, todd santos. >> i think the snooki witch needs to focus on the team they want to lose. maybe try that. >> i guess so. >> whatever it takes. >>> a lot of us, traveling back from indianapolis or elsewhere across the country, a quiet setup for most of us this morning. there are a few bumps in the road. you find a couple of those through south florida with better chances for rain showers today, all thanks to an area of low pressure after western cuba. you see a few showers in the western gulf of mexico. that activity should remain off the coast and back in through colorado, a few light areas of snowfall to start. we could see the peaks, topping off upwards of 8 inches by later on tonight. decent numbers there through western colorado, not in the front range where we saw the last big snow. fairly quiet across the northeast. you may have noticed something on bigger picture, light snow here and there across northern reaches of maine, maybe a flurry towards burlington. activ

snookie is not pregnant. >> did she say she is "jest" not pregnant? bernard, how is imus going?g in there. tomorrow morning -- actually in a couple hours, the imus show on fox business. he calls newt gingrich skunk vomit and a lot more of that coming up. >> juliette, how is "owe -- o'reilly" going? >> it is going. i am in on saturdays and so tune in. >> i want to feel it. >> did you see that? did you see that? >> doesn't work? thank you for asking. >> back to you, greg. >> okay. thanks, andy. >> sure.

wow. >>> if snooki and j-wow need a place to live jersey shore will welcome them with open arms. jersey shore, pennsylvania that is. earlier this week hoboken, new jersey, turned down a request to film a reality show there. mtv is playing in a spinoff featuring nicole "snooki" ploezy and jersey shore, pennsylvania is in a part of the state near williamsport. mtv says it is flattered by the offer and loves all jersey shores but hasn't yet taken the tiny town up on the offer. >>> this sunday is guaranteed to be one of the biggest tv watching days of the year. for some, it'll be that football game between the giants and the patriots, right? >> yes. but of course for others it'll be for the commercials. it's all about the commercials for a lot of folks. joining us now is david gortetsky an advertising pro with sage communications in the washington area here. nice to have you. at $3.5 million for a 30-second commercial advertisers are under as they always are a lot of pressure to produce. is this year's crop of commercials worth all the money? >> absolutely. the challenge for advertis

snooki and j-woww. they talk about the spin-off. and the rumors of the pregnancy.o not send out any inappropriate tweets. >> it was josh. it was josh. >> i know, i know. >>> but we have the big event of the morning, ladies and gentlemen. it's emeril versus mario. facing off to see who can make the best dish in just 45 minutes with a secret ingredient. it's not muskrat or groundhog or anything like that. you chose the ingredient. the stakes could not be higher. let's talk to the kitchen combatants and good friends. in one corner, mario batali. ladies and gentlemen. in the other, emeril lagasse. and you're all here for a very, very great cause. tell us about that. >> chefs make change is the brain child of "food & wine." dana cowin. she started out doing an issue about how some chefs give back. she realized the pervasive ubiquity of the idea of philanthropy in our business. putting it together. she put together an article with ten of us, just as the tip of the iceberg to show how you can raise money for great things, really great. >> the mario batali foundation, and

i can't tell if it's snooki or the lorax. joel mchale. >> from "wanderlust," justin theroux. >> and music from die antwoord. >> we put a hot dog on top of each poster. and whichever one >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. on february 29th, for the first time ever, disneyland will be open for 24 hours straight. to celebrate this historic occasion, we sent our parking lot security guard, guillermo, to the happiest place on earth. to challenge people to spot him on the it's a small world ride. >> hi. it's me, guillermo. i'm here at small world. i'm about to play this game, to go inside and hide. if you find me, you're going to get a special surprise, okay? >> yeah. >> you want to do this? >> yeah. >> okay, let's go. ♪ it's a world of laughter a world of tears ♪ ♪ it's a world of and a world of fears ♪ ♪ it's a small world after all ♪ it's a small world after all ♪ ♪ it's a small world after all ♪ ♪ it's a small world after all ♪ >> oh, you find me. yeah. look. i'm a pink rhino. okay. it's a small world. wow, that was fun. here's the

and if one thing goes wrong, snooki in the slammer. >> uh-oh, snooki. that's not going to be good.r a new zone absolutely. starts filming later this month. >> have a good time. >> you, too. >> enjoy your party this weekend. >> go adelle, yeah. >> thanks a lot. >> see you later. >> and you are going to take a look at the stories we are following for news4 this afternoon. pat lawson muse joins news the newsroom with a preview of things to come. pat? >> hi, barbara. coming up this afternoon on news4 at 4:00, reaction today to president obama's decision to change the birth control policy. also, local matchmakers will join us for advice for some single women as valentine's day approaches. then tonight -- on ""news4 at 5:00," quick bites, what's behind the mysterious 10:00 p.m. bell ringing at a new d.c. restaurant. have you heard that, barbara? >> i haven't. i will hear it tonight from you. all right. thanks a lot, pat. >> see you starting at 4:00. >> we have time for a check on our forecast. here is tom kierein. >> well, good morning. as we approach the noon hour we have the clouds thi

his name is snooki. so not a girl. >> certain breeds of chickens are pretty. >> they are.have a lot of breeds at the zoo. they have delicate looking feathers. they are made for show. this is more of an eating chicken. we won't tell him. this is the kind you would see on a farm. next weekend will be half price and then march 1 we go to our regular seven-day-a week operation. next saturday we have baby ray-ray's birthday. his little brother niro is at the exhibit. he's very, very tiny. ray-ray is named after ray-ray, and he is a gazell. >> and st. patrick's day, sam son? >> sam son is our he will vant. he will be four -- sampson is our elephant who will be four years ot that day. >> and are you open on president's day? >> we are open monday, friday, saturday, and sunday. and that is only for the next two weeks, and then we are open seven days. if the weather is questionable, it is not safe, and we don't want people walking on that. so give us a holler beforehand. >> ok. stay with us. more news coming up. >> remember this? it is what the greater area looked like in 2003. that

the mayor there has denied jwoww and snooki's new reality show to come.d based on protecting public safety and life quality concerns for hoboken residents they are not going to allow the reality show to film in hoboken. they say the show would result in "an unacceptable lessening of the quality of life for the local residents and businesses, creating traffic, large noisy crowds and completely disrupting day-to-day life." i say good for you, mayor. >> seaside heights was upset with these folks. italy didn't want them. now hoboken didn't want them. it's supposed to be a spinoff show featuring jwoww and snooki. i remembered the s this time. so that's kind of funny hoboken doesn't want them. maybe jwoww's breasts violated the plastic ordinance. could be all kinds of things. i kid. i love the show. >> i can't get that time back. so i never watch it. >> exactly. okay. moving on here. where's my next little story? >> kristen bell. >> kristen bell was apparently on a talk show talking about a sloth, this little animal, that her boyfriend -- >> from "ice age." >>

. >> a jersey store star snooki might be hiding a big surprise. this month at a radio introduce, she denied it. eon line claimed she's about four months along and the father is her boyfriend. snooki is rep's is not commenting on the story. >>> what would be the classic ghostbusters without bill murray? reports have swirled for year about a possible ghostbusters 3 with the original cast. looks like murray is out. dan aykroyd, a fellow member confirms that murray doesn't need to be pa -- doesn't want to be a part of number three. ble murray made that movie. >> yeah. -- bill murray made that movie. >> yeah, who are you going to call? >> bill murray. >> exactly. >>> thanks for joining us tonight at 5. >> the news edge at 6 starts now. >>> what do you think? this elected official pulled over for alledgedly doing 105 miles an hour on the bellway. should that only result in a simple warning? the news edge starts off in prince georges county and where a commissioner is underfire. the commissioner pulled over one week ago for speeding. we get a warning and

. >> snooki packs her bags and moves. time for hollywood headlines. has given snooki the boot? >> pretty much they kicked her to the curb. she and jay wow are doing their own spinoff. leave it to jersey city to say come to our city. the people in hoboken said we don't want you. jersey city think it will be a good thing. they have to have jersey city police with them at all times. they want to try to keep that down. >> they've got a record of that. >> despite starring in more than 70 movies, 67-year-old actor gary bussey says he's broke and has filed for bankruptcy. >> i had to look him up. do you know he was on "gunsmoke." he's been acting since he was 10. he said he's got like $50,000 in assets although he owes $500,000 to a million to irs, ucla medical center, lawyers, some woman in oklahoma who is accusing him of attacking her. there's one good thing. four movies in preproduction. maybe he'll make good money off those. you wonder why he's on those reality shows. he needs the money. >> what's the deal with rap mogul s hufrnlthsg knight. >> he's resp

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the production company said it would star snooki and the company could appeal and said it appreciates hoboken's consideration and hopes to work with the city in the future. >>> well, newt gingrich didn't get an endorsement from donald trump today but he's hoping with a movie star connection with brad pitt. he wants pitt to play him in the movie of his life. the rpt presidential candidate -- republican presidential candidate said the actor looks nothing like him. so far, there's no comment from pitt or his people. >>> the weather has been wonderful but the groundhog has spoken. bad news if you were working for an early spring. >> as i look at the cloud on gobbler's knob, many shadows do i see. weeks vive winter it must be. >> not a happy group. thousands turned out for punxsutawney phil's annual weather prediction. it has been forecasting for 126 years and seeing his shad dhow 99 time -- shadow 99 times. storm facts.com says his ac a si is not as high. >>> the maryland zoo's leopard made his on prediction today. it appears the leopard predicts the weather. if this is winter, you can gi

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tell us about the snooki tax.he indoor tanning tax part of obamacare and the politicians passed a law. >> john: and named snooki. >> from jersey shore. >> john: and she had a great tan. >> probably is not natural is the assumption, okay, we're going to tax these people we don't like them to do indoor tanning. what's happening the revenues aren't coming in anywhere near what the government projected and why? because the price went up, the demand went down. lastly, these cost estimates we get from politicians, president bush said the war in iraq would cost 50 to 60 billion dollars. actual cost 800 billion. when medicare was created 9 billion in 1990, turned out to cost 67 billion, many more now for part a. and how did it get away with this? >> they get away with it by low balling the number. >> john: and just forget? >> the idea, the government program we're going to give everybody who walks down the street a $100 check and we did a survey that everybody walked down the street. if they have a give away program i'm g

hook that guy up with snooki. i think you have a couple.nd let me say this, you do not come into the house of harvey and take his survey says from him. [ laughter ] here's a disturbing, new trend, i guess. there's coffee shops in new york that are now serving drinks for kids called babycinos. babycinos sounds like a 12-year-old rapper, doesn't it? babycino is described as a macchiato-like beverage. every day when i read the news, there's stories that inspire you, lift you up, inspire you to make the world a better place. and then, there's the babycino. parents are giving the drinks to kids who are as young as 2 years old. it's bad, right? already, it's having a major affect on our youtube videos. [ laughter ] ♪ >> oh, god. >> jimmy: that's nice. he had the vanilla latte. [ applause ] this is pretty cool. yesterday, for the first time ever, a human and a robot shook hands in space. commander daniel burbank shook hands with a robonot on the international space station. it's all part of nasa's what stupid stuff can we do in zero gravity progra

snooki has been on quite a tear this season. she no longer uses the bathroom.he now urinates almost exclusively outside or on the dance floor. like an animal. a national geographic special about a tiny, drunken kinkajew marking his territory. and snooki knows her geography, too. >> it hurts my eye balls. the sun's too powerful today. daytime is so annoying. like, go away. so bright out. i hate you. in arkansas, it's always dark out. just, everything's dark, always. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. [ laughter ] we laugh. but in three years, she'll be substitute teaching our kids. [ laughter ] vinny had a shining moment tonight, too. on tonight's episode, the gang went out to a club. which was surprising. and vinny found himself confronted by a young lady who had no interest in him because she likes other young ladies. >> let's find girls. >> you help me out. >> wait. do you like guys, too? >> you don't like guys at all? that's a challenge to me. i think girls can like guys. is it feminism. i think i'm a good transition for a lesbian girl. >> she doesn't like to [ b

. >> and the party chair mockingly treated, who is snooki going to endorse? >> i am not concerned about the very poor. >> he repeatedly qualified it by saying the poor had safety nets, the political damage was already done. opponents jump all over it. >> nothing is better for somebody who is poor than getting a job and getting a paycheck. unlike governor mitt romney, i really care. >> does this type of endorsement mean anything to voters? maybe not a lot, but it does give mitt romney the lion's share of attention two days before the caucus. many argue it is always better to have an endorsement that to be passed over for it. >> you can get more perspective from scott on the story on wjla.com. click on the politics tab. you can also follows got on twitter. his handle is @abc7scott. >> a sexual abuse case and leaves parents asking, how could this happen? an adult male visitor molested a female student who escorted him inside the school. a lot of parents were upset after crowds of youngsters were seen waiting outside with no security. by afternoon that had change

. >>> elsewhere it seems snooki are getting unwelcome in a jersey neighborhood. what may be a surprise is the wine shop next door has posted a sign banning them from entering. >>> finally, a public battle is brewing between borak who banned him from attending a sunday's ceremony as his character from the upcoming movie the dictator. the funny man says he will post a response to, quote, the academy of motion picture, arts, and science on his movie site later today making his point. >>> this comes to us from wdam 7 to your side in hattiesburg, mississippi, where in nearby foxworth the man believed to be the last american slave has finally received an honor more than 40 years overdue. a headstone was unveiled thursday for sylvester mcgee. he died at the invebcredible agf 130 years old but not a significant grave marker until now. his daughter didn't live to see the day but his grandchildren and great grandchildren were on hand, along with plenty of other people, for the ceremony. i'm lynn berry. this is "early today," your first stop of the day today on your nbc sta

. >>> despite her claims to the contrary, there are new reports today that snooki, you know that name"jersey shore" fame, she is pregnant. e news and the "new york post" report that nicole poll lizzi i denying requirements. if she is, this would be the first child for the 24-year-old actress, i guess she is an actress now. the boyfriend, gian nah lavelle is thought to be the father. mtv is managing news since snooki's party happen hard lifestyle is a spinoff series set in jersey city. now moving on to another actress, shall we say who is known to party, lindsay lohan is trying to stage a comeback now. >> indeed she is. she has been making headlines, more in recent years for her legal troubles and trips to rehab than for her work as a singer and actress. but lohan is in new york this week rehearsing for her upcoming hosting role on "saturday night live" and she salt down for an exclusive interview with matt lauer. he asked whether the recent death of whitney houston rebel gi -- registered with her on a personal level? >> not really. i wouldn't like to -- i don't want to go there. that'