gay was invented in ancient greece by socrates, who came up with the socratic method, which i believea gay sex move. in the fifth century, the visigoths spread their gay culture of pantslessness throughout europe. see this guy swinging in the breeze here? i believe that's what's called the sac of rome. then in 1504, an angry and depressed michelangelo sculpts his ex-boyfriend dave, giving him rock hard abs but in a bitchy and vengeful move gives him an incredibly small cannoli. then after that nothing gay for 500 years. straights were on a role until the '70s when gay made a comeback when paul lynn was given the center square. impressionable children homesick from school watched him, were converted, and boom, ever since it's been gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, thus endeth the lesson, which brings us to our first pop quiz: if a society begins teaching its children about gay history in 2011, how long until they all become gay and a great country crumbles into dust? a, instantly. b, all of the above. second period. [bell rings] social studies. nation, i don't keep an eye just on education in a

gay was invented in ancient greece by socrates, who came up with the socratic method, which i believea gay sex move. in the fifth century, the visigoths spread their gay culture of pantslessness throughout europe. see this guy swinging in the breeze here? i believe that's what's called the sac of rome. then in 1504, an angry and depressed michelangelo sculpts his ex-boyfriend dave, giving him rock hard abs but in a bitchy and vengeful move gives him an incredibly small cannoli. then after that nothing gay for 500 years. straights were on a role until the '70s when gay made a comeback when paul lynn was given the center square. impressionable children homesick from school watched him, were converted, and boom, ever since it's been gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, thus endeth the lesson, which brings us to our first pop quiz: if a society begins teaching its children about gay history in 2011, how long until they all become gay and a great country crumbles into dust? a, instantly. b, all of the above. second period. [bell rings] social studies. nation, i don't keep an eye just on education in a

stop its recall a sense of flights made china despite the beijing's outrage on violating chinese socrates he. has the needle there is no point in being enemies for a moment the more these pushes the more determined we become to move them. all he talks exclusively to iran's foreign minister about the pressure the country is facing over its nuclear program about the possible way out of the deadlock. very wrong well can see this is ours here live from moscow belgium may be an international by word for unity with its nato and e.u. headquarters but it faces a messy breakup of its own with an eerie parable north south divide as an abortion explains the splits that's tearing the country into throughout europe so wait till they're divorced before planning their next marriage but not where lower near the southern region of belgium the country's been without effective government for a record fourteen months french speaking while looms in the cells and flemish speaking flanders in the north disagree on pretty much everything many analysts think the most likely outcome will see the country break into

spying for russia georgian opposition spy claims they are intended to whip up styria to boost present socrates control. for suckers through writes novels the continuation of. this is the main basis for. donors to and main i would be lying he she appeared in power because the issue is second care which we were. going through all her. explanation for european partners why georgia democratic country why. do you always. keep the interest of georgia and. he's going to get. the russian agents or since i do know. more well they sound for you now syria is accusing washington of interfering it's a fair comparison placidity country. the flashpoint city of hama brought forward travel to the city where protesters are facing a security crackdown after weeks of anti-government demonstrations tanks remain outside the area where more than twenty people were shot dead in recent days thousands of people fled the country fearing violence by security forces. yemen's president has made his first t.v. appearance since being severely injured in a bomb attack on his palace last month adding up to the sunday you suffe

sÓcrates rizo en una conferencia dijo: miren, lo que pasa es que los panistas no saben cÓmo hacerle conimen organizado estÁn siendo gobernados por el pri. y ahÍ estÁn. es algo que no podemos negar ni vamos tampoco a esconder. es muy claro que el estado mÁs deteriorado es tamaulipas. inclusive mataron un candidato. >> teme que ellos quieran ensangrentar el proceso lectoral mexicano? >> no es que creo que lo puedan hacer es que ya lo o hicieron. lo acaban de hacer. mataron al candidatdel pri. tuvo que haber un sustituto y fue el que hoy es el gobernador que es el hermano. entonces, no en es algo para maÑana. mataron a un candidato nuestro. en el municipio de valle hermano. en esa misma elecciÓn. candidato del pan. >> usted teme por su vida? >> mire, tenerle pÁnico, no? pero sÍ tengo una preocupaciÓn, por supuesto. por la mÍa, de mi familia y mi gente cercana. tomo precauciones. pero si me pregunta: por eso va a dejar de impulsar el proyecto de cambio? por supuesto que no. ah, no, no. yo voy para adelante. voy a tomar cada vez mÁs precauciones si hay necesidad. pero no me para nadia. nadie

criminales, con las mafias y narcotraficantes y no lo digo yo no acaba de decir un exgobernador, socratespara contar con el apoyo de los narcotraficantes en la elecciÓn presidencial?} >> no lo sÉ lo que sÍ sÉ es que los estados donde estamos teniendo mayores problemas con el crimen organizado estÁ haciendo gobernados por el pri.. es algo que no podemos negar ni vamos tampoco a esconder. es muy claro que el estado mÁs deteriorado... inclusive los mataron a un candidato. >> usted temas que ellos quieren acerca del proceso electoral mexicano? >> no es que creo que lo puedan hacer, lo hicieron en tamaolipas, mantaron al candidato del pri. tuvo que haber un sustituto y es el que hoy es gobernador. >> usted teme por su vida? >> mire, tenerle pÁnico no pero si tengo una preocupaciÓn por supuesto por la mÍa y la de mi familia y la de mi gente cercana y tomar las precauciones... pero si usted me pregunto si por eso voy a dejar de impulsar el proyecto de cambio, por supuesto que no. voy para adelante. a mÍ no me parÁ nadie. >> senador santiago creel, gracias y bienvenido. volvemos para hablar de la

they're actually happy and i think there should be something i did notice that when it was lifted socrates would be solvent forever i think we should look at the leader in the problem in the same way that you and i. think that is what we saw so that's how you know why do you have to be outraged like is there a brain storming social security in reforming medicare seem to be having those programs it were you just doing what he had but it certainly paid for once you disagree it was the worry for most thoughtful think here well ok every time i hear republicans say reform what they actually means what you and i just agreed to is increase the increase the tax so i gave i think that's what i'm really i'm rather you're all in favor i have never heard that line of a number of things that need to be done in order to make sure that this program that you're not let's save let's save six hundred seventy billion dollars in medicare by saying that the government can negotiate for drug prices well i mean i don't know the specifics of that but i think your party well that's true but it's a problem you can'

i got -- we were all -- me and my best friend got on in socrates, new york, that's my hometown and weck '94 was in our hometown. i got a backpack and i got my water and granola bars, and we're all excited for three day music fest and like oh my god, we got on the bus. we had to get bussed into the thing even though we lived there. so we got on the bus and my dad dropped us off. this is awesome, dude. oh my gosh -- and then it was like -- and i go, i think i just got bit by something. my friend goes, no, no, no. and then two seconds later -- [ laughter ] it was like a giant, looked like a fist. he was like, oh my gosh. and he was like, yeah. so i just wore sunglasses. barely fit me because it was like -- anyways this is where you guys come in. go on twitter and tweet out something embarrassing that happened to you or someone you know and be sure to include the hashtag, "so embarrassing." i'll look at them and put some on my favorites on the show tomorrow night. [ applause ] so tune in you might see your tweet on the show. it'll be fun. ready for our first guest? [ cheers and applause ]

like the accredit -- like the socratic both, we must not do harm to nuclear safety. i hope to share with you some thoughts today on how i think we can do that. as you can tell, i am tremendously proud of the work of the task force who have given us an excellent starting point to tackle this important question and challenge. over the next 90 days, just like the task force to 90 days, i call on the commission to do its job to systematically and methodically review these recommendations in a republican transparent way including all the relevant stakeholders. regardless of your view on the recommendations, this is a step i think we can all agree on. this is by no means the first time we've contemplated significant changes in our approach to nuclear safety. throughout the safety -- drably years, our approach has necessarily of alda's new scientific intermission and operational experience has given us a better understanding of nuclear technology and its risks. although this process has primarily and pulled it incrementally through piecemeal and patrick changes along the wa

. >> plato, socrates, emerson. these are all discussions about understanding your personhood and understanding impulse and rationality. in a way to really maximize your steps in your decision in your mind and really to bring those things into alignments. why? because those things never disappear. rationality never trumps impulse and impulse never dominates rationality. >> reporter: what the bard prison program tries to do is redirect the impulses that put these men away while maximizing the rationality they need when they get out. one such graduate is anthony cardknellis. he has come back to speak to those still working on their degrees and their sentences. >> bard is here for a reason. >> reporter: can bard actually place a self-described stick-up artist who did years in here for homicide in a meaningful, well-paying job? >> i don't care what state the economy is in. if one person is successful, then can i be successful. >> reporter: in other words, is that pep talk poppycock? or are bard grads getting real jobs?

and you pointed to socrates.re and more on information stored outside of ourselves, that our memories may suffer. >> what about any pros that you can see? we talked about the cons, but what are some of the pros? >> well, like any technological shift, there are pluses and minuses. we all benefit from having google and the incredible well lt et of information that's there.costs are probably harder to calculate and i think we're just beginning to at tune ourtss to what those costs may be and i think it's worth paying attention without necessarily shutting ourselves off, to at least be aware of how this is affecting us and how we might be able to mitigate those effects. >> you won a competition for your great memory skills. do you have any tips for people? >> very often when people forget, it's because they simply weren't paying attention, their attention was divided. samuel johnson said the art of remembering is the art of paying attention. so if i had one simple tip, it's just to take a moment to say, you know what

pesquisa busca determinar si revisaron los registros de llamadas entre familiares de los afectados por sÓcratesra atacar a estados unidos en el dÉcimo aniversario, segÚn el diario bin laden estaba creando equipos de ataques y habÍa rechazado varios nombres datos extraÍdos de las computadoras hacen suponer que los ataques serÍan contra el sistema de trenes. el narcotrÁfico volviÓ a demostrar su capacidad de asomo con sembradÍo gigante de mariguana en baja california que es el mÁs grande, para saber mÁs pasamos a nuestro centro de satÉlite con arlette fernÁndez. >> el sembradÍo estaba escondido en una plantaciÓn de tomates, a sÓlo 155 millasde la frontera, las plantas eran de diversos tamaÑos, estaban cubiertas con una malla negra para evitar ser detectadas, la hierba no estaba lista para cosecharse. habrÍan producido 60 millones de dosis y recaudado hasta ciento millones de dolores, la plantaciÓn contaba con un campamento con 60 trabajadores que se encontban trabajando cuando fueron sorprendidos por los soldados, 6 fueron capturados. las autoridades dijeron que r ahora se desconoce a quÉ cÁrtel

but like a doctor socratic both, we must ensure we do that -- like a dr.'s to pratique -- wetor's hippocratic oath, must ensure what we does does not cause harm. our task force has an excellent starting point. over the next 90 days, just like the task force took 90 days to complete there review, i call on the commission to do its job, to systematically and methodically review these recommendations in the public and transparent way. regardless of your view on the task force recommendations, this is a step i think we can all agree on. this is by no means the first time we've contemplated significant changes to our approach to navicular safety. our approach as necessarily a bald as new scientific information -- evolved as new scientific information have advanced to give us better understanding of technology and its risk. although this process is primarily unfolded incrementally, the history of nuclear power has also been punctuated by significant evidence -- events that have attended our understanding of nuclear security. in 1975, the browns ferry fire occurre

sÓcrates...te paÍs son estados gobernados por el pri. >> frente al narcotrÁfico plantea una nueva discusiÓn mundial para enfrentar el fenÓmeno. >> si las sanciones punitivas no tienen Éxito hay que tener una regulaciÓn. no digo legalizaciÓn pero sÍ regulaciÓn para que las ganancias no sean tan bÁrbaras y la gente no se mate con todo quest se estÁ produciendo. es una barbaridad, es un absurdo lo que sucediÓ. es una invasiÓn de armas, lo que planteÓ el gobierno norteamericano fue invadir a mÉxico con armas de asalto, con armas de guerra, que cuando se disparan matan a la gente. una decisiÓn del gobierno americano, fÍjate, fÉlix, tomada fuera de mÉxico y sin autoridad y tiene efectos en nuestro paÍs. quien tomÓ esa decisiÓn debe de acabar en la cÁrcel porque no es una falla administrativa, no es una mala polÍtica pÚblica es un absurdo que daÑa la relaciÓn bilateral. a lo mejor los mexicanos podemos hacer un programa que no se llame rÁpido y furioso, sino que se llame lento y tranquilo y dejamos que

there was even a school here established by the student of sock are a t socrates. history moves on, it became a roman city, even the christians lived here. because of libya's modern political isolation, there's been no excavation. and this becomes one of the best preserved classical helenistic sites outside of greece. details hint of what life was like here, a home to greek scholars and later a bread basket of the roman empire. it was rich with carpets of geometric mosaics and gracefully proportioned statues defaced by ic iconoclasts centuries ago, but now undisturbed. this is the fountain of apollo and the reason it was built here in the first place with the natural springs flowing from the cliff. and even today with the irrigation and layered pools and aqueducts pumping water throughout the city, still works. water traces through the canals in a steady stream, feeding wild fires that grow between the rocks. it's open to visitors, but few come. it's a rare joy to have an archaeological site almost to yourself. some libyans come here to escape the war. yusuf, a pip