. >> i agree with you 100% even though you are a sodomite. bill, you had the opposite affect. people see you and immediately quit drinking. >> that wasn't a question. >> i know. >> there is a zero cause and affect back up. i looked for it and it wasn't there. i can tell you we started drinking way before we ever stopped. even a pg-13 movie. the cause? we were board. the affect, maybe from making out. possibly heavy petting. that's why the kids do it. >> i am going to make a brilliant point here. everything looks better in movies. somebody is wearing a suit, it looks better. when somebody is smoking -- when you see an ugly person smoking, it doesn't make you want to smoke. when michelle pfeiffer is smoking smoking in "tequilla sunrise" it makes me want to smoke. everything you do in life looks better on the big screen. drinking looks awesome. smoking looks awesome. really bad crime looks awesome. every single thing looks better. >> even liberals look better. >> liberals look better. jay the only thing that looks worse is conservatives. >> what does that have to do with this? th