i said, mother, if i named it after sophie greenblatt, i would have called it ugly sophie's factory.> sarah: true story. [ laughter and applause ] i'm glad you guys are here. [ laughter ] although they've been here tons of times before, because when we broke up, they chose jimmy. [ laughter ] i wish that wasn't true. [ laughter ] aside from my parents, are there any other white people here? [ cheers and applause ] do jews count as white? [ laughter ] >> not to white supremacists. >> sarah: excellent point. [ applause ] all right. what, do they have an applause sign, you have to clap at every [ bleep ] thing i say? [ laughter ] i appreciate it, sorry. laughs are traditionally the -- all right. whites. [ laughter ] unfortunately i do have some bad news for whites. according to the 2020 census, for the first time in history, the number of white people in the u.s. is on the decline. [ light applause ] >> sarah: thank you. of course white people were on the decline in 2020. the most famous white person alive told everyone to drink bleach! [ laughter ] aww, this has got to be a scary time