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there was a lockdown of this area in the south parking lot here at the pentagon. back to you. >> thank you. keep us updated. >> the world health organization admitted today it botched the response to the spiraling outbreak. president obama appointed juan deal with la czar to the outbreak here. one of the nurses infected with the virus is now in the d.c. area. our cameras were there as she landed in maryland early this morning. she is now at the national institutes of health. n.i.h. just provided abc7 with an update on that patient. >> what did doctors have to say? >> that press conference wrapped up about an hour ago, doctors saying she's in fair condition. she's in good spirits but is very tired after that long flight from dallas last night. take a look at the images. abc7 news was there when she landed less than 24 hours ago. she was transported by ambulance into the hands of some of the most highly trained physicians and nurses in the world. one doctor calling this hospital the house of hope. officials wouldn't release many details on her condition because of p

senate to jon stewart to south park. the controversy over the redskins name is boiling. >> when it comes down to it a racial slur is a rascial slur. >> derek jeter's career ended in spectacular fashion. what about the hole he left in baseball. what's next for the superstar. >> there is only one george stein brern, like to be as close to him as i could. >> one of the sport's, figure, ironman, cal ripken jr. addresses rumors he is headed back to baseball as a manager. >> i don't know how that is going to end up. i do know i have an inkling or need to test myself there. >> welcome to "unguard." tonight out of our l.a. studios. if you watch nfl games on tv and the numbers say that most of you do. this will affect you. the announcement that it is kidding banning television and radio stations from using the word redskins when referring to the washington, d.c. nfl team. this could be a landmark moment. owner daniel snyder has sworn to never change the nickname. it would be hard to see the nfl alug him to keep it, if it can't be

. >> it is a recent episode of south park poking fun at lord, the royal singer, she was asked bit in an interview and she did an impression of the south park clip. >> that is hilarious. >> just as funny a as this. seventeen year-old said she watched the episode in a hotel room and did the impression for an her because she thought it was funny. she's a good singer. >> okay you don't think so. >>> reese whither spoon opening up but her 2013 dui arrest at a press conference for her latest film, wild. she thinks that was a moment where people realized that she wasn't exactly the person that she thought she was. she added that she did make a mistake and it is part of the human nature. >>> time magazine's list of 25 most influential teens is out, and a young philadelphian who shot to fame this year makes the grade. mo'ne davis, 13 year-old star pitcher for taney dragons little league team of philadelphia has made the list. her rise to fame, well, it was so quick, right? really captivated all of us over spring and summer. mo'ne made history after pitching a shut out in the little league wor

senate to jon stewart to south park. controversy over the redskins name is boiling. >> when it comes down to it a racial slur is a rascial slur. >> derek jeter's career ended in spectacular fashion. what about the hole he left in baseball. what's next for the superstar. >> there is only one george stein brern, like to be as close to him as i could. >> one of the sport's, figure, ironman, cal ripken jr. addresses rumors he is headed back to baseball as a manager. >> i don't know how that is going to end up. i do know i have an inkling or need to test myself there. >> welcome to "unguard." tonight out of our l.a. studios. if you watch nfl games on tv and the numbers say that most of you do. this will affect you. the announcement that

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. >> reporter: or south park comparing the ebola scare to the fear of gluten. >> we have word of a possibleexposure in your home. >> after nina pham was diagnosed with ebola, her quarantined dog has become a household name. bentley has a health care provider suited up from head to toe. those protective suits aren't just for health care workers. these suits might just become the hottest halloween costume this year. this california come of pane expects to sell hundreds of these costumes and has no regrets. >> we don't see any controversy with it. we thing it is in good taste. we don't have any, blood splattered or anything else disgraceful. >> other retailers say it's just not right. >> we follow what the cues are in social media. things funny, lighthearted funny. nothing that is going to cross the line, serious or poking fun at tragedy. >> experts say poking fun at tragedy can be a way to cope with a crisis if the suit fits. >> ebola is no laughing matter in dallas. really everywhere. joining me now is dallas resident, ben ferguson, cnn political commentator, host of the ben ferguson show. n

south, the heaviest traffic is at dale city. northbound fredericksburg, slow briefly. 117 heaviest after montgomery village off and on. 95 southbound is ok. northbound route one, traffic diverted to a parking lot getting past a crash south of mount vernon highway. >> thank you, bob. have a good one. obama up, president explains the awkward moment his credit card was declined earlier this year. hear what he did afterwards. >> we introduce you to a working woman who established the country's first organic restaurant, and it is still going strong in the district. >> coming up new at 6:00, changes stemming from the death of a local man while in the custody of sheriff's deputies. ande see restaurants come go in washington, d.c., all the time. is tough to succeed. but a local chef was the first to go organic in the entire country. now she is celebrating the 35th anniversary of her restaurant. "working woman" has been called a pioneer, a champion of organic cuisine. most local chefs number simply as norah. when she opened her restaurant in 1979? >> people thought i was completely nuts. >> it turns out she was ahead of the curve when it comes to healthy, organic, and sustainable food. became the f

and of course "south park" and the bottom five includes request the 24" which writers say is nothings than a prop for the national security state. nfl football which they call the ultimate poster child for corporate welfare and government granted piffle prej and "star trek" because captain kirk is intervening in other planets' problems. what do you think of the lists? >> there is a bad question in every -- there is a bad topic in every show and this is probably it. >> that was very libertarian of you. >> where was "red eye" on the list? >> we are the most libertarian. we don't care about anything. >> it doesn't matter. >> you you are refer wrens for everybody. >> football is an odd choice, but it is because of the corporate welfare. they don't pay taxes. that's crazy. >> is "the view"? >> they are the least libertarian. >> the entire msnbc network should be on there. >> i put "scandal" and" the newsroom" and "mash." >> "the newsroom" because it was gain hathaway. >> i bet you have a bunch of nerds. >> just one. it is a person of interest and it is the most libertarian show on tv righ

woman on the shuttle bus headed to the retirement ceremony, she got off of the bus in the pentagon south parking lot and got off and began to vomit. pentagon police came to her aid. she had recently visited africa and out of an abundance of caution, they closed off the south side of the building and the bus was quarentined down in southeast washington outside of the marine barracks where the change of command ceremony for the commandant was taken. she was taken to the hospital in virginia for observation. >> africa is a big place. i was just there, but it is the west africa portion that is the problem. >> correct. >> let us know what happen there. >> a few hours and a wild week on wall street. the bulls areroaring back. it is up 250 points and stocks getting a bit of a boost from home building and apartment buildings. housing costs increased 6.3 percent last month and that marks a big jump from the month of august. >> and good to see construction going on. >> jails across the country, playing catch and release with dangerous undocumented criminals. what the jails are doing and what it means for

. >>> pentagon police say they found the woman after 9:00 this morning in the south parking lot right near the motorcycle lanes and she was vomiting and complaining about other symptoms. arlington firefighters and a hazmat team got involved and when the woman had said she traveled to west africa, then they began to think this is a potential ebola case, but the bus she'd been on had already left the pentagon for washington d.c. >> bruce leshan caught up with that bus at seventh and i streets in southeast. that's where we find him tonight. >> reporter: the bus and the passengers made it all the way to the marine barracks where they were hoping to watch as a new commandant took over the corps, but just as they were about to step off the bus someone said halt, stop what you're doing. get back on the bus. >> they warned up to stay away from the media, but obviously that didn't work. >> reporter: a couple of relieved marine corps colonels after a four hour ordeal alerted by the pentagon emergency operation center. dozens of police and public health workers surrounded the bus and questioned

. >> our this south park comparing the ebola scare. >> we've had word of a possible gluten exposure inme. >> and amp the nurse nina pham was diagnosed, her quarantined dog has become a household name. those protective suits aren't just for health care workers. these suits might just become the hottest halloween costume this year. this california company expects to sell hundred of these costumes and has no regrets. >> we don't see any controversy. we think it is in good taste. we don't have any blood splattered on it or anything else that is disgraceful. >> other retailers say it is just not right. >> we follow what the cues are in social media. light-hearted and certainly funny. nothing that will cross the line, or poking fun at tragedy. >> but experts say poking fun at tragedy can be a way to cope with a crisis. if the suit fits. >> now to something out of this world. a comic will fly close to mars about a third of the distance between earth and the moon. not farg either from nasa satellites already in the neighborhood nasa tweeted it last week so they would be behind the red planet d

we are right by south park. just a few blocks away from at&t ballpark here at jack london alley.hattered glass, this is not uncommon along the streets here. last night with the big giants game, extra officers patrolled the area and some officers saw people park their car around the corner on the 400 block of bryant street after it appeared they had been casing side streets. police say around 9:00 the suspects broke into a mercedes suv parked on jack london alley. the officers approached, saw the driver with a handgun, ordered him to drop it but when he allegedly refused the officer fired his own gun, hitting both driver and a suspect in the backseat. someone in the front passenger seat tried to run away but police caught him 50 feet away. two hit by gunfire were taken to san francisco general hospital, where the driver died. the second suspect expected to survive. investigators took the third suspect in for questioning. this happens a day after we learned identity of a carjacking suspect shot and killed by san francisco police september 25th. the 34-year-old allegedly tried to ki

in audubon, accident on south park avenue, orchard lane, be minds full of that.lside avenue. as we take a look at some of the speed censors, slow downs on the northbound side of 55, northbound, 42, and traveling in pa, delays on 95, the schuylkill, and as we have seen before, 476 the usual spots, so plan accordingly. natasha. >> thank you, flyers play a tough division opponent for the home opener and it turns out to be a big big battle with the devils. let's take you back here, flyers made come back after falling behind three-nothing early on. wayne simmons tied the game with goal in the final second of the second peer. simmons had two goals last night, but the devils got the game winner from former flyers, former flyer, that is, zubrus in the thirds. they win six to four. flyers host kade and yan tomorrow night. new york giants, they're coming to town this sunday night. for a prime time match up with the eagles, eagles offense has struggled bit lately, our beasley reese, cbs contributor and last year's rushing champion shady mccoy why he wasn't on the field in t

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we'll lose our corridors and we won't get to see twin peaks so the post 1906 equate the parking should be moved to south van ness on cap and 15 street to get there i go to this street everyday it is bad and there's no free lunch on transit the marshall school kids are walking there all the time and the neighbors don't want the noise from the condo garage door opening into the neighborhood on 1501, 15 street street we're worked with supervisor kim to keep it from going past the school it will be one set of trade offs and put the balance of the citywide burdens here when eastern neighborhoods came out we had no representation at the table for your you are 0 community the difference between the at&t towers and the treatment of staff vs. the absolute standards we need this commission to stand up for the community we didn't have the original approvals and ask for justice we need set backs and the parking move forward to south van ness and more affordable onsite thank you. >> thank you. next speaker. >> good evening. i'm a small business owners in san francisco we work with the successors in pitting the north

you get out in central park south and it's buses, limos, cabs.o walk his dog across the street. the whole place stops when bear and julian go across the street and then you've got the horses. >> it is truth. -- true. i used to bike. and they're unpredictable. >> the little bicycle rick shause are very competitive. >> yeah. >> there it is with your central park south view. >> speaking of competitive, we are four days away from the midterm elections. julian robertson, you have donated quite a -- contributed quite a bit of money to mitt romney saying that you want a great president of the united states. this time around, you've donated to super packs. what do you want to see happen? >> well, i like to see a republican majority in both houses try to get something done in the country. >> what kind of things? >> well, i think that we just have to make some decisions on what we are doing and move ahead. we just can't go along here without deciding on social security. we've got serious problems coming up and people aren't even willing to discuss them. i