you are being taught by our mvp, maddie "mad dog" rooney, who is going to southern california state university next year on a basketball scholarship. all: wow! thanks, willow. but no one has offered me a scholarship yet, so... well, they're gonna. 'cause she's, like, really good. yeah. scsu is my dream school. was living in la, and the coach let me play with the team. all: cool! i helped maddie make a highlight reel of our game footage to get her a scholarship to scsu. one day, she'll play in a national championship and i will propose to joey on a jumbotron! you can't say no on a jumbotron! right? hey, dr. p, wanna go to the park after lunch and see who can spit over the top of the backstop? a spitting contest? you picked the wrong fight, son. i've got a loogie in the back of my throat i've been working on for days. let's go. and no! i need you to sit back down, boys. but, mom, we're spittin'! mmm. honey, i need you to sit back down, swallow your loogie, and finish your brussels sprouts just like you finished your meatballs. but meatballs taste like meatballs. brussels sprouts taste like butt.