please welcome david spade, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love you, man. >> look at that. cover of the book. >> yeah. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome back to the show. thanks for being here, my friend. >> great to see you, buddy. >> jimmy: we didn't talk about the snl 40th last time you were here did we? >> we talked a little but we never finished. i remember the 40th anniversary was a lot of fun. i got to chat with you a lot there. >> jimmy: yeah, you were great. >> surprising to see kim and kanye. do you remember they were there floating around? >> jimmy: yeah. >> kim and kanye were sitting in front of me. the first thing i thought was, this is the only place on earth i thought i could escape these two for three hours. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> where do they fit in the puzzle, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but i go, when they make fun of you in asketch, it doesn't count being a cast member. but, you know, whatever. no one explained that. [ laughter ] so -- [ cheers and applause ] so -

we're hanging with our good pal david spade. oh, my gosh! [ cheers and applause ] here's the book right here. >> it's a big deal. >> jimmy: comes out tomorrow. >> yeah, buy it. >> jimmy: by david spade, "almost interesting." i love this whole book. i read it cover to cover. >> that is nice. >> jimmy: it's like having a a conversation with you, because there's a lot of little asides. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the way you deliver your comedy. [ mumbles ] >> right, exactly. it's hard to do that in the book. i did the audio version. >> jimmy: you did do the audio version? >> yeah, 'casue it's hard to go good-doo-eesh and try to write it in there. so i have to -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, like look at this right here. can you see that in there? >> what does it say? >> jimmy: it's at the top, at the top here. >> oh, it says i learned a lot, oh and i put free plug. >> jimmy: random twitter posts. then you put your twitter address with a free plug. [ laughter ] >> i plug my own thing, yeah. >> jimmy: free plug. it's a lot of those thi

stick around we'll be right back with david spade.sporin plus pain relief starts relieving pain faster and kills more types of infectious bacteria neosporin plus pain relief kills the germs. fights the pain. use with band-aid brand. franco: lenny, they're still booing! lenny: look. look, here, crouch down a little. lenny: rockstar 101. back to back. lenny: classic. it's getting a little weird. rated teen. playstation because now i've got pantene i knshampoo and conditioner hair, but i'm never gonna stop. the pro-v formula locks moisture inside my hair and the damage from 100 blow-dries is gone. pantene. strong is beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is a a very, very funny -- oh, my gosh. and very talented man. his new memoir here is called "almost interesting," it comes out tomorrow. it is truly funny. please welcome david spade, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we love you, man. we love you. >> look at that. >> jimmy: we know you from the cover of the book. >> yeah. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome

a twerps -- we'll be right back with more david spade. we'll talk about this book. >> lots more. mmm, denny's pumpkin pecan pie pancakes are the perfect halloween treat. and you don't need a head to know it. haha, yes! denny's new pumpkin pecan pie pancakes just 4.99. denny's. welcome to america's diner. surprise!!!!! we heard you got a job as a developer! its official, i work for ge!! what? wow... yeah! okay... guys, i'll be writing a new language for machines so planes, trains, even hospitals can work better. oh! sorry, i was trying to put it away... got it on the cake. so you're going to work on a train? not on a train...on "trains"! you're not gonna develop stuff anymore? no i am... (helicopter engine roars) pc does whaaat?! (music begins. the song, danger zone by kenny loggins plays from the pc) pc does what?! hey, guy! pc does what?! shhhh pc does what no pc has done before. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging with our good pal david spade. oh, my gosh! [ cheers and applause ] here's the book rig

andy went on to start kate spade. to have three boys is a hand full. which many i dad didn't help out al al. >> but you did thank him at the end. >> yes that was sort of his dig, thank you. and i haven't given him one yet. but i gave my mom one. and she's happy so far. i was like chapter 4, 8, 1213, and -- but show goes to my friends. oh i got through a couple of little prickly parts there. for a mom to read it's got to be tough. >> all right. thank you for joining us. david spade: almost interesting. >> a real stocking stuffer. >> and up next. dieing to tell you about the latest thing in weddings. >> funeral homes, to give new life to business, funeral er parlors are expanding into the other dimensions. up on "cbs this morning what if there was another way to look at relapsing multiple sclerosis? this is tecfidera. tecfidera is not an injection. it's a pill for relapsing ms that has the power to cut relapses in half. imagine what you could do side effects, such as allergic reactions, p p pml, which is a rare brain infection that usually leads to death

. >> i was going to say, my mom taught me how to play spades. >> my mom taught me, too.used of more serious crimes, he's made some new friends. >> i'm jay dizzle. i be rapping and stuff. >> that's my bodyguard right there. that's my bodyguard right there. >> that's wacky chan, wacky chan. ♪ ♪ ♪ my [ bleep ] bill is too high ♪ ♪ it feels like i cannot afford it ♪ ♪ my man dancing in the background ♪ ♪ we get around in your town ♪ i'm from la.a. that's how we gets down ♪ >> while gonzales has made the most of his time at the central jail, few things in jail last forever. a couple of days later he was transferred back to the theo lacy jail. he's been assigned to a cell in one of the mods, the very place he wanted to avoid. >> i would probably never be in the mods. the mods is like way inside, like no sunlight, two-man cell. you're in a cell. like they lock the door on you. >> really? that's where i guess you see the real serious? that's somewhat disturbing. >> i don't know why they brought me over here. i liked it better over there. >> have you told your mom your moved over

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they should call a spade a spade. >> he's nailing the true issues we think are important. >> how manyf walked in here supporting chris christie? raise your hands. how many of you are walking out supporting chris christie? just a few. how about donald trump? who had a positive reaction tonight? negative towards trump? the rest of you? even? first time voters? last comment? donald trump. >> i feel like he didn't take much time out of it and got to hear more from other candidates but i'm still not impressed. >> this second time that trump hasn't been seemed to grab an audience as well as in previous debates. tonight the debate belongs to ted cruz, chris christie arubio. >> yes. >> especially on the cruz subject tells a story. great to see you, frank, thank you. >> well, donald trump's immigration plan was at the center of new controversy tonight but not for the reasons you'd think. chris stierwalt, howie kurtz are here on a low moment for phil! oh no... (under his breath) hey man! hey peter. (unenthusiastic) oh... ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me... you don't look a day over 70. am

we're back with david spade who is out with his new autobiography "almost interesting."snl," including a feud with eddie murphy. >> oh, that's right. >> over a joke? >> yeah. i mean, some people knew about that back in the day. i used to do jokes about everybody, and i did one about eddie murphy. whoops. did not fly. >> you do jokes about a lot of people. >> i mean, it was a lot -- i was trying to keep my job and you're always on the verge of getting fired when you're new there and once i got into the this hollywood minute, lorne is like i like this. keep doing it and i had to keep doing it and if i was just taking people's legs out i didn't matter. i was there for me. but it was -- the joke, eddie was not happy. he called and kept calling and kept calling. >> what was the joke? >> it was stupid. it was like -- he did two movies. >> might still hold a grudge. >> i saw him at the 40th and we -- we hugged it out, as they say on the streets. >> did you, cool. >> this is a teaser because you're coming back. >> oh, yeah. i've got the full version when we come back. >> much mo

they should call a spade a spade. >> he's nailing the true issues we think are important. >> how manyhands. how many of you are walking out supporting chris christie? just a few. how about donald trump? who had a positive reaction tonight? negative towards trump? the rest of you? even? first time voters? last comment? donald trump. >> i feel like he didn't take much time out of it and got to hear more from other candidates but i'm still not impressed. >> this second time that trump hasn't been seemed to grab an audience as well as in previous debates. tonight the debate belongs to ted cruz, chris christie and mark yes rubio. >> yes. >> especially on the cruz subject tells a story. great to see you, frank, thank you. >> well, donald trump's immigration plan was at the center of new controversy tonight but not for the reasons you'd think. chris stierwalt, howie kurtz are here on a low moment for a moderator. i use what's already inside me to reach my goals. so i liked when my doctor told me i may reach my blood sugar and a1c goals by activating what's within me. with once-weekly trulici

. >> calling a rape a rape, calling spade a spade imagination the rape a disgusting horrible thing, not you p and it shrinks it and puts it back in its place. >> coming back from her violent attack. >> er. >> in australia the parents of abducted children say that the country's laws make it harder for them to get their kids back, and they're fighting for a change. antonio mora is here with that story. >> in many cases when a child is abducted by a parent in australia and taken out of the country little can be done by the other parent. australia has the highest rate of parental abductions in the world. more than 300 children are taken every year, and it's not illegal for a parent to leave the country without consent. >> if a jumbo jet caring 2300 children disappeared, there would be an outcry. >> a push is underway to change the law in australia. the desperate measures that parents will go to find abducted children. >> more kids are abducted in the united states as part of these international abductions in the world. >> i didn't know this about australia. >> very high rate per capita. >>

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- david spade. mike tyson. musical guest, blake shelton. and featuring the legendary rocrew. >> questlove: 353, ireland! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ]

. >> call a spade a spade.eally goes on in this country. >> reporter: he will defend himself if attacked, but is not one to get flustered. >> says the economy is really booming and doing well. it's wrong. >> reporter: sanders seemed over the years to cool it with the bristol less and watch his body language so don't expect him to come out acting grumpy and keep an eye out for his conversational style which he hopes will stand out on the national stage in stark contrast to those laying it on thick with policy. randi kaye, cnn new york. >>> predictions on what to look for from bernie sanders on tuesday night and insight on hillary clinton's debate. new york times presidential campaign correspondent maggie. let's talk about bernie sanders. it's interesting how experienced he is, which a lot of people may not realize in debating. >> he's really experienced in debating and when you talk to people that watched the debates or been in the debates, they will say he can be very aggressive. you saw in the clip part of the

top 5 are the ceo' s of oracle, yahoo, united therapeutics and the chief creative officer of kate spade. phil: a 10-year-old boy hospitalized tonight after being attacked by a shark. it happened yesterday along a beach in oahu, hawaii. the boy was body-boarding about 60 yards from shore when he started yelling. lifeguards and witnesses jumped in to help pulling the boy back to shore. >> we paddled over to him and looked on his leg. we saw some significant gashes. everybody remained calm. the kid was calm and coherent the whole time. but it was a significant byte to his leg. phil the boy is in serious : condition but will make a full recovery. the incident marks the 7th shark attack in hawaii this year and the third in oahu just this month. jc: check out this incredible image from space. nasa releasing this photo showing the historic flooding that hit south carolina earlier this month. portions of the state devastated by heavy rain and flooding thanks in large part to hurricane joaquin. at least 15 people were killed and experts fear damage will be in the billions of dollars. again, this

we have two-spade economy. in terms of the rest of the world, the fact that we see the real estate sectors slow and the mining industries slow, this is bad news for the rest of the world. these are very important sectors and the import demand has dropped significantly. in terms of the west of the world we're seeing this is a bad impact. >> a man shot by israeli security has died in hospital. the police say that the eretrean was mistaken for an attacker. the refugees are also beaten by the crowd as he layed on the floor. we have this update in west jerusalem. >> at the end of the incident. three dead bodies, one was an alleged attacker. a threaten israeli, he open fired attempted to stab a number of people. one soldier was killed. also killed, wounded in the attempts subsequently dying was an eritrean national, who is now part of a group in israel for ten years seeking political asylum. the only reason why he was there, he traveled to get his visa renewed. the israelis say they're investigating the beating and s

a spade. however, many people witt size say you're merciless, ruthless and cold hearted and what would you like to say to people who say you are too harsh to be the next president of the united states. >> i had a woman the other day say i love you, i'm voting for you but are you a nice enough person to be president? you know what, i'm really a nice person. i give tremendous amounts of money away and i love to help people. i love people and you see from upstairs how many people showed up to see me. it's not going to be though this time about niceness. it's going to be about competence. people are tired of stupid people running our country, and we have, believe me, stupid people. you look at our trade deals with china, our trade deals with mexico, our border with mexico, our deals with, as an example, japan. they give us millions of cars. we get nothing from japan. it's a one-way street. brazil, there's not a country in the world that doesn't take advantage of us. you look at isis. wet don't kno

. >> kate spade, their designers are designing super cute on trend items for the outlet stores. >> reporter: while 50 percent off has appeal, be aware of what you're buying. >> you've got to take responsibility. look, you know you get what you pay for. you have to go in knowing that. if you see something that you know is being sold at the same time in the regular premium stores and you see it at the discount outlet for half the price, you've got to ask yourself why. >> reporter: antwan lewis, fox 5 news. ernie: all right. thank you. when we continue for you, i think we all agree the world needs good leaders. and that's what i'm asking about this evening. here it is. what kind of leader would you follow? what kind of qualities do you think we need in a good leader for anything? what do you think? what person would you follow? your answers are coming up. join me tuesday for a look at women on the front lines as women continue to climb the military ranks. the debate over how much combat should they see rages on. join us for that on tuesday at 6:00. coming up, russ will be here with the mets an

absolutely, we've been doing a lot of spade work. and reforms of the fcc and reforms around the act, yes, indeed. but it's not something that will be a simple two-page bill, you know? be you're not going to get everything done that would be a simple part of that place. you can go back and look at some of the work that was done in, i guess, 2005 when we were doing some work on some of these actions. this is -- go back even that far and then look at the incremental work that has been done. absolutely, and it is done in a thoughtful manner and with a great amount of diligence. and the members and the staff are very attentive to this. but my point is, it is not something that is simple and easy. it does taking digging into the issues because you have technologies that have advanced, you have delivery systems that are changed. and one of the things that we have learned as you look at a transmission of content is you can't do things that are going to be technology-specific. and you have to begin to look at some of the utilization of the co

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not arguing that climate change exists but it that there are more obvious causes for the current spadend more urgent ways to tackle those causes. development of forested areas is one, the design of houses in those developments another. and if those causes aren't tackled then the effects will continue. according to richard hanscy of the chaparral institute who tolc "the l.a. times," quote, the houses will keep burning down and people will keep dying. i don't believe the climate change discussion is helpful. so, john, it's like so much in this environmental and climate change debate. it seems that you are two experts, you get two very different answers. john? >> jonathan hunt, thank you. very interesting. >>> well, a car hit a's motorcycle injuring the driver and his passenger aund can see the car cut off the bike. both victims go tumbling off the side of the road. the motorcycle rider suffered cuts, his girlfriend had to have surgery to repair a broken wrist. a friend caught everything on camera. police are investigating. >>> oprah winfrey pays more than $40 million for a stake in a wel

humility, jujitsu gives you that in spades. and prizefighter emigrated to brazil. he befriended gracie and ended up teaching his sons. and brazilian jujitsu and the ufc, it all goes back to the gracies. my home academy is in manhattan. i'm telling you this because the whole reason i'm doing another show in san francisco is actually to train here, one of the toughest and most notorious and most admired, to a great extent to the great relationship between the terrifying hawk and this man, a beloved figure who the jujitsu community because of his honest videos. >> so he gets stuck in a side control here, and he gave the guy an underhook. it's so bad now that you're going to have to work really hard. >> when you see an mma fight, when they strike, it's usually boxing or in mui thai or karate. when they throw or trip an opponent, it's judo or wrestling. but when it hits the ground, you better know brazilian jujitsu. object, to choke your opponent or lock one of his extremities in such a way to make them submit. i do not want this ge

jujitsu in spades. >> in 1980, a master prizefig prizefighter immigrated to brazil and befriended a man up teaching his sons and brazilian jiu-jitsu and the usc all goes back to the gracies. my homed a academy is renzo gracin manhattan. the reason i'm here is to train here, help gracie academy, one of the toughest and notorious and most admired. to a great extent because of the relationship between the terr y terrifying -- >> he looks at you like he's got a problem. his eyes are menacing. >> and this man, beloved in the jiu-jitsu community because of his remarkably unvarnished movie of the week videos. >> he gets stuck and he gave the guy an underhook. a long time ago, it's so bad now you have to work really hard. head up! get self-control over the other guy. >> when you see an mma fight, when they strike, it's usually boxing for may tie or karate. when they flip their opponent in wrestling, but when it hits the ground you better know brazilian jiu-jitsu. object to lock your opponent in such a way to make them submit. i do not want this getting my guard broken. that's bad. it sucks. the

what happens in the three years since the market failure, it's incredible spade of kidnappings across the country, estimated 2,000 kidnappings had occurred between 1930 and 1933, charles kidnapping case being the most famous. so with no money left in the banks and their sideline business of running liquor drawing out the folks operating out west were looking ways to make money and kidnapping wealthy individuals seemed to be a good way to the it. the way the operations would work is they would snatch wealthy individual, hide him out across the state or county line where state police, county sheriffs should not chase them, they would lose authority once they left money ci -- municipality and we would release them unless they go to authorities, they would kill you and all the members of your family as well. the kid napping was working well up until 1933 and charles urschel people in hollywood were driving in armored plaited limousine limousines, companies were issuing kidnapping insurance and while all of this is going on fdr takes office and announce that is we have nothing to fear but

jujitsu gives you that in spades.f judo and prize fighter immigrated to brazil and befriended a man and ended up teaching his sons and brazilian jiu-jitsu and the usc all goes back to the gracies. my home academy is renzo gracie in manhattan. the reason i'm here is to train here, help gracie academy, one of the toughest and notorious and most admired. to a great extent because of the relationship between the terrifying -- >> he looks at you like he's got a problem. his eyes are menacing. >> -- and this man, beloved in the jiu-jitsu community because of his remarkably honest and unvarnished movie of the week videos. >> he gets stuck in the side control here and he gave the guy an underhook. boom. a long time ago, it's so bad now you have to work really hard. scoop p. head up! get self-control over the other guy. >> when you see an mma fight, when they strike, it's usually boxing for mitai or karate. when they throw or trip their opponent, it's wrestling. but when it hits the ground, you better now it's brazilian jiu-ji

. >> all of that and david spade with your eye opener and the dish on our saturday edition. cbs news saturday. >> a wedding at a funeral home. the pictures are absolutely beautiful. i'm focuses on that part. >>> one more final check of the weather for this hour with vanessa. >> the forecast looking good. on the cool side, and a lot of sun early with the clouds moving in late. the high this afternoon, 57 degrees, a few degrees below the norm. trick or treating this evening. mainly cloudy skies, and 8:00 dropping to 52. that's when the good goode weather starts vanessa, thanks. >>> this is cbs 2 news. at 9:00, we will have game highlights and fan reaction. >>> meet the queens mother who gave birth 8 months ago and is on track to race in the new york city marathon tomorrow. >>> cute kids and tweet treats this is from our director's wife, erica. erica, thank you so much. we can't wait to eat those. happy halloween. hour. i'm chris bosh. when i was sidelined with blood clots in my lung, it was serious. fortunately, my doctor had a game plan. treatment with xarelto . hey guys! hey

>> jon: it's for kate spade. >> stephen: really? ( applause ) can you hook a brother up with a handbag? >> jon: i actually can a murse. >> stephen: is that a man purse, murse? does it go over the shoulder or clutch? >> jon: they have the clutch. >> stephen: a little clutch. a. they have over the shoulderlike backpack. >> stephen: one of each, please, one of each. that's a very good weekend, man. >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: have a good time. have a good time. >> stephen: yes, indeed. >> stephen: it's good. it's good to spend time on the weekend unwinding, doing your own thing. we work very hard here. but all americans work hard. you guys work hard? ( cheers and applause ) americans work hard, but the qi is are we working smart. we need to work hard and smart. we need to work smard. for example, saving time combining words. that's smard. luckily, there are ways to save time and simplify your life, thanks to the good people at the internet. you go on the internet, jon? you go on the internet ever? >> jon: yeah, yeah, i get to it every no

kate spade. coach also dropped. the whoa retail sector on average dropped roughly 1%. even home improvement stocks. >> the cfo made it clear that 75% of the lower earnings guidance that they gave was due to the fact that they're paying higher wages. it's not because sales are plummeting. s they have more costs overall for paying their employees. >> that is word competitive that's hurting maybe some of the other names. courtney reagan back at hq. ahead of the holiday season. might be additional things going on sale. >> absolutely, carl. that is very true. stocks seem to be one of them today if are you in the retail category. especially wal-mart. no cameras are allowed into the presentations that are going on right there at the new york stock exchange. they are rolling out a web cast, and that's how we've been able to monitor it here throughout the session. if we show the growth project ebbings for e-commerce side-by-side with the segments, you'll see that we expect this business to be increasingly significant growth engine preconsistent with what we told you in the past

. >> call a spade a spade.k about what really goes on in this country. >> reporter: he will defend himself if attacked but is not one to get flustered. >> he says that the economy is really booming, doing well. it's wrong. >> reporter: sanders seems to have learned over the years to cool it with the eye rolls, bristle less, and watch his body language. guma says don't expect him to come out acting grumpy. and keep an eye out for his conversational style which he hopes will stand out on the national stage, in stark contrast to those laying it on thick with policy. [ cheers ] >> reporter: randi kaye, cnn, new york. >>> as we mentioned, cnn is hosting the first debate among the democratic u.s. presidential candidates. anderson cooper will moderate, and don lemon will pose questions submitted via facebook. our live coverage from las vegas, nevada, starts at 10:30 or 9:00 p.m. world central time on cnn. we'll replay the debate in its entirety wednesday at 7:00 p.m. in hong kong, 8:00 p.m. in tokyo. again, here on cn