spade is the author of a brand new book called "david spade is almost interesting" he joins us now.t's not almost interesting but it's good. >> you struggled through it? thank you, i appreciate it. >> let's start with politics now. if you criticize president obama in this town, in l.a., maybe some people don't hire you. are you aware of that? >> i don't know if it goes that far. i do know that it is very democratic town, of course. i'm not a super political guy that was david spade political comedian one day only. i was just coming out of a bar drunk. >> but you know these things. i mean, that's what you do. >> sure. >> what i noticed is the following people are on "saturday night live," miller, victoria jackson, am dam sandler, john lots of. you know them all. all of them in recent years have i don't know more conservative and said things. it's almost like an epidemic, it's like the swine flu. you guys have all caught. this howfkç did that happen? >> i don't know. because i'm still somewhere in the middle. i feel like i grew up in arizona and it was republican and i didn't even kn

>> 3 of diamonds, 4 of spades, 9 of clubs, ace of spades, jack of hearts, 8 of spades, 2 of clubs, 9 of diamonds. >> chancellor, you named all 52 cards correctly. great job. >> oh, my gosh, that sun believable. >> that is -- we're not following that! first of all, you are trying to remember and they are all saying them and you are going -- i remember the first one was a jack. >> and then it is like 5, 8, and ace and that is a king. >> yes. >> but what were the suits? >> nobody knows the suits. >> no we just know the numbers. >> i think we did pretty darn well after all of that. [ applause ] >> i would rather talk about dogs that can read emotions than >> and can't remember things. so what -- bam can read your emotions, right? your dog? >> yes, i think that all dogs can unless they are trained to be fighters. look at him. >> researchers now -- i guess there's science behind what we already know, dogs are able to recognize your emotions when you're sad and stuff. they can tune into the feelings, and i have come home from a hard day at work sometimes and sat in the chair and watched bla

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at another fire there was the ace of spades. >> reporter: an ace of spades card was left on the hood of a pickup truck in a parking lot in mid december. >> the ace of spades, it's considered in some games as the card of death. >> reporter: detectives belief he targeted groomsmen from his 2011 wedding after his wife filed for divorce and filed a restraining order. >> these are people who attended his wedding. all of a sudden, he is going after them. he is causing damage and fires. >> reporter: small fires like the one set in the middle of the night. one of the suspects' life long friends and his children were asleep inside. >> one of the charge s was chil endangerment. >> reporter: he lit a small fire at this home. police found a prescription bill bottle filled with a powder substance and an empty shell casing. that day, police were called here where someone hurled a molotov cocktail and left this joker card. back here live, life long friends were just too upset to talk on camera about this. they are calling this just strange and bizarre behavior. the suspect is being held tonight at

he left joker or ace of spade cards at many of the fire scenes. it is known as the death card, the ace of spades. >> by using those signature cards that linked all of the cases together. it was like leaving a calling card. >> inclusive jailhouse interview van busker told me he didn't do it. >> i don't know who is targeting them. i don't know if it is a setup job. i'm basing my statements off of the information that i have. >>> he said he lost his job in corporate finance, his home and he has filed for divorce from his wife of four years. he has been under psychiatric care and takes an antidepressant. >> all of them? why? because i'm here. within the last three to four months of me going through this turmoil they haven't been here. >> these people i have helped through hard time and tribulations. >> he file for divorce and went to a park where his friends were playing softball and said a pickup truck belonging to one of them on fire. just before christmas he allegedly set fire to another friend's car in antioch and set blazes at the homes of two ot

at another fire there was an ace of spades. >> reporter: an ace of spades playing card similar to thisas left on the hood of a pickup truck in a parking lot in pleasant hill in mid-december sfwl i know the ace of spades it is considered in some gangs as the card of death. >> reporter: believed he targeted groomsmen from his 2011 wedding after his wife filed for divorce and filed a restraining order. >> these are people who were once close family friends who attended his wedding. and all of a sudden now he's going after them. and he's causing damage and fires. >> reporter: small fires, like the one set in the middle of the night in antioch, one of the suspect's lifelong friends and his children were asleep inside. >> one of the charges that he was charged with was child endangerment. >> reporter: authorities say he also lit a small fire at this concord home on walnut avenue. police found an empty prescription bottle filled with a powder substance and shell casing. later police were called here where someone hurled this molotov cocktail and left this joker card. nbc bay area news. >> tha

. >> no, no, i don't care about of clubs, ace of spades, jack ofarts, 8 of spades, 2 of club s 9 of diamonds. >> chancellor, you name ed d all 52 cards correctly. great job. >> that is elievable. >> that is -- we are not following that! first of all, you are trying to remember and tem and you are going -- i remember the first one was a jack. >> and then it is like 5, 8, and ace and tha >> yes. >> but what were the suits? well, nobody knows that. >> and i think that we did pretty darn well after all of [ applause ] >> i would rather talk about dogs that can read emotions than menopausal women who can read the cards. can unless they are trained to look at him. >> and researchers, and now they found that the dogs are able to are recognize your stuff. they can tune into the feelingsand i have come home from a hard day at work sometimes and watched blake just run over. oh. >> he is a jaun >> he has a lot of head and not a lot of body. >> sort of like -- nevermind. all righty. do you use emojies? because if you do, and you use at of them, it means that you have sex on the brain. i do not believe i

had i taken time to see things you make, i'd have known they weren't calling a spade a spade.re isn't too much time to say, but i'm sure glad, god, i met you today. i guess a zero hour will soon be here, but i'm not afraid since i know you are near. there's a signal, i've got to go. i like you lots i want you to know. look now this will be a horrible fight. who knows, i may come to your house tonight. though i wasn't friendly to you before, i wonder, god, if you wait at the door. look, i'm crying, me, shedding tears. i wish i had known you this many years. well, i have to go now, god. good-bye. it's strange since i met you i'm not afraid to die. this prayer was found on the body of an american soldier killed in action on the beachhead. this prayer has brought me many of the conditions i experience. when i enlisted in the army on august 5, 1941, and i was leaving home, my mother gave me a rosary which i wore out during combat. plus three more additional ones. and guess what, they delivered. [ applause ] may god bless america. and may the immortal souls of all men killed in batt

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and until we call a spade a spade and this problem is coming from conditions we're creating or allowing to happen as a white group of people who hold a certain amount of power -- >> do you think there's a systemic attempt in the united states to isolate poor and minorities, to put them in communities that can be controlled? >> it's not an attempt at all. it's successful. if you look at daly and the highways in, which he built the highways to seg gailt people. there's no round-about way to do it. absolutely. >> stephen: again, speaking we-- what can we do to bridge the gap between the communities of color? should you-- you own barber shops. should white people start getting their hair cut at black barber shops? >> i hope so. >> stephen: because there are conversations going on at those barber shops that we're not part of. >> and white people pay $50 for hair cuts, so, absolutely. i would like that. i would like that. ( cheers and applause ) i speak at colleges often, and when i speak at black colleges, and i speak at white colleges, a slightly different message. the message they preach t

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and until we call a spade a spade and this problem is coming from conditions we're creating or allowing to happen as a white group of people who hold a certain amount of power -- >> do you think there's a systemic attempt in the united states to isolate poor and minorities, to put them in communities that can be controlled? >> it's not an attempt at all. it's successful. if you look at daly and the highways in, which he built the highways to seg gailt people. there's no round-about way to do it. absolutely. >> stephen: again, speaking for all white people what, can we-- what can we do to bridge the gap between the communities of color? should you-- you own barber shops. should white people start >> i hope so. >> stephen: because there are conversations going on at those of. >> and white people pay $50 for hair cuts, so, absolutely. i would like that. i would like that. ( cheers and applause ) i speak at colleges often, and when i speak at black colleges, and i speak at white colleges, a slightly different message. the message they preach to white kids that are in tallahassee, atlanta, g

even better, just visualize the suit of the card, whether it's a heart, club, spade, or diamond. and i know right now that you are thinking of a diamond. >> got me. ladies? >> guilty. >> christian? >> yeah, that was diamonds. >> everybody at home, you it's a pretty ingenious magic trick. see if you can figure out how he does it. we'll have it on our website. >>> here comes the bride. see why the musician steals the show. >> would you believe this is an amateur? >> you think? >>. >>> plus a wing-suited venture sure to get your blood pumping. >> so you have 10 years of experience? i do but no phd... i do have a masters in early childhood development you don't mind if i just record this, do you? first kidhe if you can't shut down at bedtime... you're not alone. get non-habit forming unisom to fall asleep fast. unisom a stressful day deserves a restful night. when i have a breakout from eczema, i feel like i'm in this shell. gold bond eczema relief relieves five frustrating symptoms of eczema. . >>> oh, tindr. >> it's been a blessing for many. >> it is the gift and the curse. >> tind

. >> so much hate f-- kevin spade. >> so much hate for the spade. >> stop saying cha-cha-cha throughthe happy birthday. >> jeb bush. >> doesn't he seem like the cha-cha-cha kind of guy. >> are you a cha-cha-cha kind of guy? >> no. >> nobody likes the cha-cha-cha kind of guy. stop it everyone. >> who should stop talking about the show making a murderer. >> it is all of us. that is right. disgusting. eat a vegetable. >> oh my goodness. >> is that jeb bush? >> no, that's michael moore. he's going to try to eat one. he hasn't done it get. still time. >> who should drink more red bull? >> donald trump drink red bull to fly away give wings. >> i am sensing a little trump hate there. >> the answer is ben carson. to start water-skiing. >> no clue. >> mike huckabee. he says just as much business ket but more water-skiing in 2016. who should stop being so saw some? >> donald trump? >> oh, very close but wrong answer. the answer is lou dobbs. >> to cry more. >> i don't know. >> taylor swift. she says it's great cardio. for me panic attacks are my cardio. who should stop losing a academy awards?