tonight -- david spade. from "bloodshot," eiza gonzÁlez and music from grace vanderwaal and now stay put, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thanks, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. hey, thank you for, for braving your filthy fellow humans to be here. don't breathe in, anybody! we have a lot to get to. a lot of it has to do with the coronavirus, which, as you know was started by netflix to get people to watch more of their television, true. the virus was officially declared a pandemic by the world health organization today. major events are being canceled, postponed. the tax deadline may even be postponed. they're thinking about pushing tax day past april 15th. jeff bezos heard that and said, wow, what's tax day? the ncaa announced that march madness will go on but with no fans. there will be no spectators, outside of the players' families. they should also consider playing without a ball. that's just a petri the warriors will be playi

"lights out with david spade" is on weeknights on comedy central. please say hello to david spade.ers and applause] ♪ >>> hey! yeah, man. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> hello, james. >> jimmy: you feeling okay today? now that the bachelor's over your life has no meaning anymore, does it? >> what to look forward to. i did watch it last night. >> jimmy: of course you watched it last night. >> i sometimes hit him up about it. i know you know all the tricks. >> jimmy: i like to watch your instagram stories and you take pictures of the tv screen. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. what a loser, but i do. i got into it last night. first of all, last night was the big ending. most people sort of know what happened. it's like this big. it's all girls, it looks like rush week at delta gamma. they have one guy in the room. and then they have, they do the flashback. is what happened is hannah ann, the final two, hannah ann. he takes them to australia, of course the farthest place. and they get there, and then i'm always surprised at like hannah b doesn't pop out of a kangaroo pouch. hey, y'all, remember m

amy: i want to go to dean spade.seattle, associate professor of seattle university school of law. talk about the history of mutual aid for people who have never heard that term before. >>>> the term mutual aid basicay neneeds when people band togeter totoeet immediatate survival n , usualllly because of a sharared understanding that the systems in place areren't coming to meet him or cerertainly not fast enough, if at all, and we can do it together right now. usually yoyou see them visisibly duduring sudden n disasters s le earthquakes, storms, floods, or people rescuing eachch other and diststribute in water or masks, things like that. and there's also an ongoing doing mutualpeople aid projects to deal withth the ongogoing disasasters of the sys we live under. an example a lot of pepeople of heard of is nono more deaths s n arizizona, which puts water into the desert and fooood to the people who w were crossining -- hopefully -- are less mortal for them. oror abortion fundss to help p l access abortioion right now o

a spade it's not since m on its ranks. the a.f.d. is a racist and nationalist a military spotty. party which is openly nationalist they are against foreigners and they have members who are close to being fascists the cochairman of the even it paled to all journalists and politicians to tone down their rhetoric against the party after a rise in the number of violent incidents. whenever a car set on fire or the the apartment or house of. attacked you can be sure this is an attack against. they tried to they tried to bully not only us but also people who. you know who are letting their apartments to members of the in a democracy you have to. come to terms even with members of parties which you do not support it's not just politicians from controversial parties that are facing up to the prospect of attack in germany 2019 so well over a 1000 politically motivated attacks on politicians with a recent poll of masm the country saying a large number of them had be insulted assaulted or simply threatened with quite a few saying they

a spade not since and monitoring. the a.f.d. is a racist and nationalist a military spotty. policy which is openly nationalist they are against foreigners and they have members who are close to being fascists the cochairman of a day even it paled to all journalists and politicians to tone down their rhetoric against the policy after a rise in the number of violent incidents. it's not just politicians from controversial policies that are facing up to the prospect of attack in germany 2019 so well over a 1000 politically motivated attacks on politicians with a recent poll of may as in the country saying a large number of them had insulted muscles as well simply threatened with quite a few saying they being beaten or spots us in 25th. the independent mayor of cologne henriette ereka narrowly survived an assassination attempt by isn't a phobic extremist who stabs her in the neck the day before the election the attack was motivated by rick is pro refugee stance last june senior cd politician. was shot dead at his home in c

lights out with david spade is coming up next so stay tuned.zen. >> first keep your hands clean. today, start working on not touching your face because the virus is spread when you touch your own mouth, nose or eyes. >> have i been looking around the room here. i can't tell you the number of you who have put your hands to your face in the last 20 minutes or half an hour. >> watching your hands and not touchk your mouth and your nose and your eyes. >> the common sense of washing your hands, not touching your face. >> traditional lyuls of public health apply here. just be smart. captioning sponsored by comedy central cheering] >> announcer: and now, david spade! [applause and cheering] ♪ >> david: hey! [applause and cheering] ♪ >> david: all right! hi, guys! [applause and cheering] >> david: all right! [applause and cheering] >> david: hi, everybody! have a seat, everybo

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call a spade a spade. weakness we have seen is relatively minor compared to the weakness we have had. nejra: peter stays with us. this british airline has gone into administration after the failure of talks on a bailout. it comes amidst the coronavirus air brake, leaving the carrier with little choice. the company is no longer able to fly or take bookings. airbus is considering a cut in production of its jets, that's as the biggest customer is deferring deliveries due to the coronavirus outbreak. the plan maker is reviewing plans and may make a decision this month. general electric is standing by annual forecasts that may drag operating profits down by $300 million. the forecast is not include impact be on this quarter and says it is too early to assess long-term effects. >> we have 18,000 people in china. all of our major businesses have significant footprints. we are open for business. does not mean we are at full ramping andt we are our facilities are at 75-80%, depending on the day. nejra: that is your

>> and now david spade. [ applause ] >> spade: yeah, man. that's cool.h sketchers lately. you came at me five times. >> there's nothing wrong with a good sketcher. >> david: girls like it when you go well, for my back and

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we got that in spades on friday. and we also pointed out if you go back to september of i think it was 2018 or so, friday's close basically was the resistance level of the levels we saw back in september right before the market sold off so weflag those levels thousand again, i didn't see today coming by any stretch of the imagination. so what is next to answer your question well, today is the where he is low of 2855 in the s&p, recent high of 3393 on february 17th, a 50% correction puts you at 3125. so 1% from where we closed i think that it is reasonable to think that we'll rally tomorrow towards those levels and then fade on the back of what should be continued selling >> so if you think about today not only did any asset class work, but you also got this dynamic win, markets start panicking, policymakers start planning so the whole concept of coordinated central banks. and we can sit around being real frustrated about what central banks can duactually do, basicay how the market -- a lot of terms i won't use in ter

word to host some of the patients and those sorts of workers that are coming from all the parts of a spade but well we would still need to see exactly probably in these coming days how these new infections there are you know building much how the things are building up. the government things are not going well we'll adopt father missions for the centers and it's things are not working in new measures on and working we just need to go for the new ones we don't need to be afraid to change rapidly as the crises also develop in a very day and every time jamie of alaska is in madrid thanks very much for the update. and the impacts of this crisis are intensifying around the globe the raging pandemic has forced lockdowns in 35 countries with nearly 1000000000 people now confined to their homes people in india have been asked to remain indoors on sunday for a nationwide forte now a curfew controlling the spread of the virus palestinian authorities have announced the 1st 2 cases of the coronavirus in gaza the discovery prompted fears of a potential outbreak in the crowded on play meanwhile the chin

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they sent a curious with an armload of spades. up to where the fight was raging. in the midst of the souths, the blood, and the death, this courier appeared. i always wondered what did they think, it is raining shovels. are the northern forces out of bullets. but cur tas kept fighting. he was hit, one of his eyes was taken out, knocked him unconscious, and they had to drag him out. it was almost nighttime. he put in three brigades into the fort. the troops had been fighting for hours. the federal advance seems stall stalled, and they are entrenched for the night. he was at a pivotal point in the battle. should he stop, or should he risk more loss of life and push on. he ordered more reinforcements charging in now at terry's orders. and he called for the u.s. collared troops of the army corp. for the first time black troops were going to the front. the federal reinforcements poured into the fort and the momentum shifted to the men in blue. many of the troops were fresh now while the defenders were far fewer in number and nearing exhaustion. still the fighting was b

called called a spade a spade he pinpoint terrorism and he called it and he demand justice against all terrorists in saudi arabia he was actually spearheaded the campaign really along with the state at the time that the state benefited from the old his campaign and his. firsts your father is spoken out against terrorism as you say including against the $911.00 attacks against osama bin laden himself but the fact is that he was once a hero of good lardons the late al-qaeda leader even fight in your father's farm on the outer as his ideal personality you praise your father for in lightening muslim you. you accept surely at the very minimum that whatever he says now he was once a quote unquote extremist well you know what in the eighty's bin laden like so much of their oil family and he was very close to them those who actually gave all the platform those who push the jihadi agenda at that time those who run who ran the show at that time those who should be responsible my father was a popular cleric he was admired by everybody the royal at the time he was respected by the royal family by

tonight -- david spade.usic from grace vanderwaal and now stay put, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thanks, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. hey, thank you for, for braving your filthy fellow humans to be here. don't breathe in, anybody! we have a lot to get to. a lot of it has to do with the coronavirus, which, as you know was started by netflix to get people to watch more of their television, true. the virus was officially declared a pandemic by the world health organization today. major events are being canceled, postponed. the tax deadline may even be postponed. they're thinking about pushing tax day past april 15th. jeff bezos heard that and said, wow, what's tax day? the ncaa announced that march madness will go on but with no fans. there will be no spectators, outside of the players' families. they should also consider playing without a ball.

have a set of one >> jimmy: yeah >> so, you would draw a card and it's usually this to me is cardio spadesiamonds are upper body, hearts are lower body, 'cause it's like a little booty. [ light laughter ] clubs are core, and then spades are cardio >> jimmy: wow. >> so, it you did this you'd be doing 12 of something cardio-esque >> jimmy: like, what would we do would you like to -- i'll do something. >> yeah. i mean, i'm in some heels. and you're in a suit, but let's work out [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's right, i wear heels, too yeah >> you could do some skaters do you know skaters? >> jimmy: no >> i'm not going to be able to properly demonstrate skaters in these but like - >> jimmy: you want me to do it i can do it. you can teach me how to do it. >> you do like this -- normally i'm in -- yeah >> jimmy: like that? >> yeah. you do them bigger [ cheers and applause yeah six -- >> together: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 >> jimmy: we should do a a musical together that was a good dance move >> yeah, that was fun! >> jimmy: like fred astaire. this is awesome. i love it. [ applause ] carrie un

is making an impact with its lee reporting a slowdown in new cases spade it soar its highest daily increase in deaths with another 514 people killed that brings the death toll close to 2700 and at least $5000.00 health workers have been infected while fighting to contain the pandemic the united kingdom has also had its biggest jump in daily fatalities $88.00 more people have died bringing their total to 422 and the government is ordering everybody to stay at home and it's seeking 250000 volunteers to help its national health service and europe was declared the epicenter of the pandemic 2 weeks ago but the w.h.o. world health organization now warns it could be replaced by the united states more than 500 deaths there and 46000 cases have been reported so far nearly half of them in new york state alone all right let's bring in journalist from tesco again be attorney who is in milan can talk more about the latest figures from it to me and. those figures there had been a hope that the death toll was decreasing and had done have the last couple of days but not the case today with the latest figur

i mean i would have been a bit spadeful when my parents give me 20 euros so i can go out with friends on friday evening. when i want to after all i'm 26 i'd like to give them something a holiday for example but i called. his sister is also still at home 22 year old carlotta stoney tourism she's finally landed a job at the check in counter for an airline it's limited to 11 months after a short enforced break she'll have to apply for the job again such a short term contract with no real prospects have become the norm in spain. and we all know that in advance. you know they can't give you a permanent contract no matter how good you are. if you want the money you sign. if not you must not needed that badly. 28 year old one me gayle has about reached his limit he's been scraping by on various part time positions he's a waiter in a cafe. also an assistant for disabled passengers at the airport. he's been looking for a job as a teacher ever since he earned his teaching degree 4 years ago. someone with you hardly see any office and when i go for one here for example 400 people applied while t

record of the health ministry emergency coordinator says that the outbreak is reaching its peak in spades. is is that a fact or is that more forced optimism what do you say. well they have been very cautious themselves when they when they talk about this and he said that he they they said before that this big the peak in this week. and maybe in the next few days that this is the mission is based on the rate of growth of the hospitalized people. ministry say it's the license on how badly in any case they also reminded that even when we reach the peak of cases this doesn't mean that this strays from the health system is going to be over because maybe many new cases are going to. develops and someone does make it worse so even you must think a while until until the hospitals can actually breathe a little beads and on them the coworkers can think of very well deserved rest. so that's its duration yeah we certainly do hope that the people on the frontline that they can get some well deserved rest and get it soon ricardo priscilla reporting tonight from madrid recorded thank you very much stay

ames finally sent a courier with an arm load of spades up to the front. up to the top of a battery where the fight was raging. in the midst of the shouts and the blood and the death, this courier appeared and presented his arm load of shovels to curtis. infuriated, curtis angrily threw the spades over the crest of the battery on to the confederates on the other side. i always wondered, what did they think? it's raining shovels! are the northern forces out of bullets? but curtis kept fighting. then, minutes later, he was knocked flat by an exploding artillery shell, which took out one of his eyes, knocked him unconscious, and forced his soldiers to drag him to the rear. now general terry had to make the crucial decision. it was almost night time. he had put in three brigades into the fort. his troops had been fighting for hours. all three of his brigade commanders were dead or wounded. the federal advance seemed stalled. and his division commander wanted to stop fighting and entrench for the night. terry was at a pivotal point in the battle. should he stop

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sam: we're not calling a spade a spade. alexa: he understands.nking that max is gonna come out somehow and say, oh, the right thing. but he's not gonna say it unless he's made to. he's gonna be max. alexa: alright. lemonis: that frustration that she just had is either gonna come out now, or it's gonna come out on you. amber: seems so condescending, too. lemonis: they were rude to pete. it was, like, come on, ladies. do you know that their relationship is fractured because of you? max: no. lemonis: is that a fair statement? sam: yes. alexa: it's affecting my marriage. sam: i know you would never want to hurt either of us because you love us, too. max: no, i don't. sam: so what we need to hear from you, max, will you move out? alexa: it's kind of the fair thing. max: i don't want to particularly move, but i would. lemonis: okay. alright. good news. sam: alright. amber: it is difficult a lot of times in business to, like, deliver hard information to somebody. lemonis: yeah. amber: so how do you do something like that with tact and get the point acro

and it's small and medium sized businesses that a bearing the brunt of this economic crisis stephen spade run sydney's oldest pub which is now closed he's just laid off $45.00 workers and doesn't know how he'll pay the bills without more government intervention. you know still i mean we're still paying for palestine we're going to take our future i should running we've had the pie now of the scene stuff as well long queues of newly jobless people is snaking around city blocks all facing an uncertain future and in need of financial help in terms of finances the rug has been literally pulled out from underneath us for somebody like mate there is no. possibility of any work coming forward until productions start up again while there's a lot of uncertainty around how long this how profitable loft the big question is whether through all businesses will be able to weather the storm until then especially with a global recession now i very real prospect. governments across the world to targeting small businesses with hundreds of billions of dollars in loans tax breaks and regulatory relief but ma