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it is now officially tolerant of the fringe religion and church of the flying spaghetti monster three years ago wired for a driver's license and submitted a photo of himself wearing a hostile strainer on his head typical headgear of the worshippers of the church of the flying spaghetti monster people who call themselves pasta fairy and well after three years of review in a mental examination to see if he is fit to drive a car maker finally got approved and received his driver's license complete with a photo of him and his strainer it's only a matter of time before michele bachmann herman cain being warning our nation of the impending threat of pasta fairy and shari'a law. coming out outraged atheists are trying to pull the plug on texas governor rick perry's. they stand a chance. drives the world the fear mongering used by politicians who makes decisions it's competitive to break through get through to people made who can you trust no one who is you in view and with the global machinery see where we had a state controlled capitalism is called satchels when nobody dares to ask we do ou
it is now officially tolerant of the fringe religion and church of the flying spaghetti monster three years ago wired for a driver's license and submitted a photo of himself wearing a hostile strainer on his head typical headgear of the worshippers of the church of the flying spaghetti monster people who call themselves pasta fairy and well after three years of review in a mental examination to see if he is fit to drive a car maker finally got approved and received his driver's license complete...
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strainer but this whole process for anything is pretty cool so the god is a flying spaghetti monster is like a religion invented to protest you know the teaching of intelligent design in schools or trying to get schools to teach spawning spaghetti monster is a long way along with things you know it sounds fun now it is just one guy who's just trying to get a picture taken for his driver's license at some point pasta farming isn't isn't going to just cost you a click it's going to start cost me a lot of money it's going to be like the next scientology is going to come as we are called and then we won't be laughing one of these days i'm just saying and i'm warning you i'm warning you don't cost of. everybody because i don't see my theory or that but i mean. look out for positive barring is there because it could be coming. to steal your body. and all of it just to punish it for you well i'm going to. see evil in a matter of like thirty seconds that's been my friend. you guys thanks for joining me tonight that's it for tonight's show thanks for tuning in and make sure that you come back
strainer but this whole process for anything is pretty cool so the god is a flying spaghetti monster is like a religion invented to protest you know the teaching of intelligent design in schools or trying to get schools to teach spawning spaghetti monster is a long way along with things you know it sounds fun now it is just one guy who's just trying to get a picture taken for his driver's license at some point pasta farming isn't isn't going to just cost you a click it's going to start cost me...
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strainer but this whole process for anything is pretty cool so the god is a flying spaghetti monster is like a religion invented to protest you know the teaching of intelligent design in schools or trying to get schools to teach spelling spaghetti monster is a long way to go on with things you know it sounds fine now it is just one guy who's just trying to get a picture taken for his driver's license some point pasta farin ism isn't going to just cost you a click it's going to start costing a lot of money it's going to be like the next scientology is going to come as we are told and then we will be laughing and if he isn't just saying and i'm warning you more to get a host of her peers and brag that i write downs my theories terry or the board it. will look out there because it could become a big hit to steal your body. and all of it just to punish it for you know i'm going to. be equal in a matter of like thirty seconds but my friends are you guys thanks for joining me tonight show thanks for tuning it out and make sure you come back tomorrow former u.s. army captain matthews deller
strainer but this whole process for anything is pretty cool so the god is a flying spaghetti monster is like a religion invented to protest you know the teaching of intelligent design in schools or trying to get schools to teach spelling spaghetti monster is a long way to go on with things you know it sounds fine now it is just one guy who's just trying to get a picture taken for his driver's license some point pasta farin ism isn't going to just cost you a click it's going to start costing a...
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i had some bad spaghetti... spaghetti. [gags] - [gags] oh, dee. look, the point is, the reason i came over here is because you were totally right about this marriage thing, okay? it is a special bond between two people in love. and everybody deserves that right. [both gagging] look, i'm thinking that-- i got to throw up. - no, no, no, not in there. - oh, sorry. uh... wait. i know you. - bill ponderosa. [gags] - where are you going? - hey. maureen ponderosa. hey, i was just gonna go meet up with the guys. - but i thought we were gonna watch a movie tonight. - watch a movie? yes, we were. yeah, you know what? yeah, but, you know, i feel i need to reconnect with the guys, so... but you know what? you can watch a movie without me. - what? - yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, god, dude. we have so many great movies here. got a lot of action films, which is very, very exciting. got all the lethal weapon movies, which is cool, including the one that i made with the guys, lethal weapon 5. yes, amazing film, truly, truly. although it gets a little confusing halfway thr
i had some bad spaghetti... spaghetti. [gags] - [gags] oh, dee. look, the point is, the reason i came over here is because you were totally right about this marriage thing, okay? it is a special bond between two people in love. and everybody deserves that right. [both gagging] look, i'm thinking that-- i got to throw up. - no, no, no, not in there. - oh, sorry. uh... wait. i know you. - bill ponderosa. [gags] - where are you going? - hey. maureen ponderosa. hey, i was just gonna go meet up with...
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do you eat spaghetti? you like spaghetti.e what we get to eat if you want to say eew. >> he grew into a little man. he was doing things like talking good and singing and playing one, two, three freeze. >> go! freeze! >> i have to take this as a blessing. the way i was living out there, i wasn't with him anyway. i was there physically, but not emotionally. >> see you saturday. >> okay. ready? ready to leave? ready to go bye-bye. >> nana, coming? >> yes. >> mommy, coming? >> mommy's not coming, baby. i love you. >> i love you. >> bye, baby. >> ready? give mommy a kiss one more time. >> i love you. see you soon. >> say be a good girl. >> be good. >> i will. you be good. be good for nana? okay. i see you soon. >> okay. >> i love you. bye, baby. >> let's go. >> he is watching. when he asked me if i'm coming, what do you say to that? the worst part is i have no idea when i'm coming. i won't be home soon or tomorrow. i don't know. >> it kills me. it hurts. it kills her too. he doesn't seem to mind because he don't understand. >> i d
do you eat spaghetti? you like spaghetti.e what we get to eat if you want to say eew. >> he grew into a little man. he was doing things like talking good and singing and playing one, two, three freeze. >> go! freeze! >> i have to take this as a blessing. the way i was living out there, i wasn't with him anyway. i was there physically, but not emotionally. >> see you saturday. >> okay. ready? ready to leave? ready to go bye-bye. >> nana, coming? >> yes....
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it's because he's stronger but this post was for the biggest pretty cool so the god is a flying spaghetti monster is like a religion invented to protest you know the teaching of intelligent design in schools or trying to get schools to teach supplying spaghetti monster is a long way along with things you know it sounds funny now it is just one guy who's just trying to get a picture taken for his driver's license some point pasta far in his name isn't going to cost you a click it's going to start costing a lot of money it's going to be like the next scientology can become as we are called and then we won't be laughing when if the face just saying i'm warning you and warning you don't want to. be dragged but i don't see my theory or the. lookout for a positive because it could be coming. to steal your body. just to punish a party while i'm going to. see evil in a matter of like thirty seconds. you guys thanks for joining me tonight show thanks for tuning in and make sure you come back tomorrow former u.s. army captain matthews there literally on the show discuss some of those projects the d
it's because he's stronger but this post was for the biggest pretty cool so the god is a flying spaghetti monster is like a religion invented to protest you know the teaching of intelligent design in schools or trying to get schools to teach supplying spaghetti monster is a long way along with things you know it sounds funny now it is just one guy who's just trying to get a picture taken for his driver's license some point pasta far in his name isn't going to cost you a click it's going to...
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. >> do you eat spaghetti? >> ewww. >> i know you like spaghetti. you like jell-o.lking so good. playing 1, 2, 3 freeze! >> freeze! honestly, i have to take it as a blessing, and the way i was living with him out there, i was not living with him anyway. i was there physically but not emotionally. >> i will see you on saturday. >> okay. are you ready to go bye-bye? >> nana? >> yes, she's coming. >> mommy? >> no, mommy's not coming, baby. come on. i love you. i love you. bye, baby. >> come on, big boy. ready? give mommy a kiss one more time. >> i love you. >> bye. >> tell her to be good girl. >> be good. >> i will. you be good. be good for nana? okay. i see you soon? >> all right. bye-bye. let's go. we have to go. >> all right. >> bye, baby. ♪ >> this is the hard part. it's like watching -- when he asked me if i am coming, what do you say to that? and the hardest part is i have no idea -- i can't say mom will be home soon, mom will be home tomorrow, because i don't know. >> god, it hurts. it kills me. kills her, too. he doesn't seem to mind, because he doesn't underst
. >> do you eat spaghetti? >> ewww. >> i know you like spaghetti. you like jell-o.lking so good. playing 1, 2, 3 freeze! >> freeze! honestly, i have to take it as a blessing, and the way i was living with him out there, i was not living with him anyway. i was there physically but not emotionally. >> i will see you on saturday. >> okay. are you ready to go bye-bye? >> nana? >> yes, she's coming. >> mommy? >> no, mommy's not coming,...
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do you eat spaghetti you like spaghetti. you you should see what we get to eat you want to say ewe!d, singing, playing one, two, three, freeze. now you freeze. go. freeze, freeze. i have to take this like a blessing. the way i was living out there, i wasn't there with him anyway. i was there physically, but not emotionally. >> are you going to leave? go bye-bye. >> mommy, nana come? >> yeah, nana's coming. >> coming? >> no, mamma's not coming, baby. i love you. i love you. bye, baby. >> come on big boy. >> ready? give mommy kiss one more time. >> i love you. i'll see you soon. >> soon. >> be a good girl. >> good girl. >> i will. you be good. >> you be good for nana? okay. >> say bye-bye. >> all right. let's go. >> this is the worst part, watching him leave, when he asks me if i'm coming. what do you say to that? and the worst part is i have no idea when it's coming. i can't say mamma will be home soon or mamma will be home tomorrow. i don't know. >> he don't understand. >> i don't want to keep doing this. i don't want to keep hurting my family, my son, myself. for what? it's not wor
do you eat spaghetti you like spaghetti. you you should see what we get to eat you want to say ewe!d, singing, playing one, two, three, freeze. now you freeze. go. freeze, freeze. i have to take this like a blessing. the way i was living out there, i wasn't there with him anyway. i was there physically, but not emotionally. >> are you going to leave? go bye-bye. >> mommy, nana come? >> yeah, nana's coming. >> coming? >> no, mamma's not coming, baby. i love you. i...
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>> pajamas with spaghetti sauce on it. "honey, you didn't even have spaghetti this week."ite a masterpiece album. >> yeah, i think i'm going to write a symphony is actually what i'm going to do next. >> jimmy: super smart. you should totally do that. i love that i heard that after the last episode of "the office" you just -- you went to disneyland. >> disney world. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's right. >> you've been? >> jimmy: yes, i've been at both. >> rockin' roller coaster? [ cheers and applause ] the rockin' roller coaster. my son, who is seven, took a -- i mean he's never really gone on roller coasters before. and on one of these -- i don't know if it was that one, but they have these video cameras that you can buy the video at the end of the ride. and i was -- i was worried about him because he is 7, he's, you know, a little bit shaky, but he's like, "i really want to do it. i want to do it." so i kept saying,"hey, this is fun, right? fun? you're having fun?" and when i saw the video later, abject terror in his face. [ laughter ] as we climbed that first hill, we watche
>> pajamas with spaghetti sauce on it. "honey, you didn't even have spaghetti this week."ite a masterpiece album. >> yeah, i think i'm going to write a symphony is actually what i'm going to do next. >> jimmy: super smart. you should totally do that. i love that i heard that after the last episode of "the office" you just -- you went to disneyland. >> disney world. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's right. >> you've been? >> jimmy: yes, i've...
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do you eat spaghetti you like spaghetti. you should see what we get to eat you want to say ewe!g one, two, three, freeze. now you freeze. go. freeze, freeze. i have to take this like a blessing. the way i was living out there, i wasn't there with him anyway. i was there physically, but not emotionally. >> are you going to leave? go bye-bye. >> mommy, nana come? >> yeah, nana's coming. >> coming? >> no, mamma's not coming, baby. i love you. i love you. bye, baby. honestly, like i have to take this as a blessing. i wasn't there physically but i was not there emotionally. >> ready? >> we're going to leave. bye-bye? >> mom knee? nana? >> yes, mommy's coming. come on. >> i love you. >> i love you. >> bye-bye, baby. come on, baby boy. ready? give mom a kiss one more time. >> i love you. >> be a good girl. >> good girl. >> i will. you be good. >> you be good for nana? okay. >> say bye-bye. >> all right. let's go. >> this is the worst part, watching him leave, when he asks me if i'm coming. what do you say to that? and the worst part is i have no idea when it's coming. i can't say mamma
do you eat spaghetti you like spaghetti. you should see what we get to eat you want to say ewe!g one, two, three, freeze. now you freeze. go. freeze, freeze. i have to take this like a blessing. the way i was living out there, i wasn't there with him anyway. i was there physically, but not emotionally. >> are you going to leave? go bye-bye. >> mommy, nana come? >> yeah, nana's coming. >> coming? >> no, mamma's not coming, baby. i love you. i love you. bye, baby....
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dash is a spaghetti eating contest. the magic wando in the second half.s second goal of the game to beat the former teammate. the 61st minute and he was forcing the issue and he was left alone for his second goal of the game. and this ends in a 2-2 draw. no shootout in the mls. san jose's fourth draw on the last five. tiger woods' world has turned upside down in the last 18 months. the latest? he fired his long-time caddie, williams. they worked together for a dozen years and during that time woods won 72 events including 13 majors. no word on who will take over working woods' bag or when tiger will actually be competing again. >> all of the jors he has won with -- all of the majors he has won with steve except one. >> major changes. >> yeah, that must have been tough. >> especially for steve williams. >> no kidding. >> "nightline" is next. >> thanks for joining us. >> we appreciate your time as always, and we'll see you [ man ] did we get anything good? sweetie i think you need a little extra fiber in your diet. fiber makes me sad. oh common. i dare you
dash is a spaghetti eating contest. the magic wando in the second half.s second goal of the game to beat the former teammate. the 61st minute and he was forcing the issue and he was left alone for his second goal of the game. and this ends in a 2-2 draw. no shootout in the mls. san jose's fourth draw on the last five. tiger woods' world has turned upside down in the last 18 months. the latest? he fired his long-time caddie, williams. they worked together for a dozen years and during that time...
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if you turn this on you will have a pile of spaghetti with hose. one person take the hose out to where you are going to put the fire out. tonight open the door, yet and have the other person turn the water on. if you don't feel comfortable, get out. keep yourself safe. we have gauze. this is made of cotton. what class of fire is that? a. >> we have some fire. we have air. we have heat. we have a fire going. if i went in like that what did i just do? >> smoth erred it. simple; right . remember the hot water heater, we say don't store gasoline in your garage? so, gasoline gives out vapors, if we heat this up. not that you have to heat the gasoline. if you store gasoline near a hot water heater the vapors alone will catch fire. the vapors travel and caught. you don't have to actually light something like a candle, you don't actually have to touch something. we will add, more, make more effect, here. you got cherries jubilee. how do you put this out? [laughter]. put the lid? what if you don't have a lid? cookie sheet. >> very good. that's a good one. c
if you turn this on you will have a pile of spaghetti with hose. one person take the hose out to where you are going to put the fire out. tonight open the door, yet and have the other person turn the water on. if you don't feel comfortable, get out. keep yourself safe. we have gauze. this is made of cotton. what class of fire is that? a. >> we have some fire. we have air. we have heat. we have a fire going. if i went in like that what did i just do? >> smoth erred it. simple; right...
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all of these wavy spaghetti lines, there's our different weather computers telling wrus they think the storm is going to go. you can see the consensus definitely takes it away. the yellowish cone here, that's the actual forecast cone of uncertainty from national hurricane center so we feel surely this will not be effecting anyone in the southeast u.s. let's get back to the heat wave because this is the big story of the week. historic heat wave. last week we had a heat wave for a couple weeks but this one will last all week. we have excessive heat warning in st. louis from now until friday. that's unheard of to go that long. huge ridge of high pressure will expand and head to the eastern seaboard where it's going to get uncomfortable as we head to the end of the week into the upcoming weekend. the dangerous heat right now, if you're elderly, the children, you know, day after day, anyone without air conditioning, is going to be in the orangish color. we're used to the heat in the dallas area. it's been 10 0 degrees now 16 days in a row. but you only have heat at vizryes to your north. it
all of these wavy spaghetti lines, there's our different weather computers telling wrus they think the storm is going to go. you can see the consensus definitely takes it away. the yellowish cone here, that's the actual forecast cone of uncertainty from national hurricane center so we feel surely this will not be effecting anyone in the southeast u.s. let's get back to the heat wave because this is the big story of the week. historic heat wave. last week we had a heat wave for a couple weeks...
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. >> reporter: cliff, the big gray dog, a 3-year-old great dane s as limp as 160 pounds of wet spaghetti, exhausted are after an adventure you have to see to believe. >> the family was having a meal at five guys and we were eating outside and we thought we'd tie the dog to the table and have a burger. and we don't know what spooked him. we don't know what happened. >> just quick-nodded his leash to the table. and the table made a noise or something and he just bolted. >> reporter: security camera video from inside the five guys showed cliff, the table and a huge red umbrella taking off. you have to know the thing that played a big role in cliff's escape was the table. it's not very heavy. you could see how he just lifted it right up. down the pedestrian walkway went cliff as he approached busy south market street and astonished frederick city police officer who grabbed the table. but the dog was running so fast and so hard, the table leg he was tied to broke off. he kept going now with just the table leg dragging behind. the five guys video shows the officer returning the table later. he
. >> reporter: cliff, the big gray dog, a 3-year-old great dane s as limp as 160 pounds of wet spaghetti, exhausted are after an adventure you have to see to believe. >> the family was having a meal at five guys and we were eating outside and we thought we'd tie the dog to the table and have a burger. and we don't know what spooked him. we don't know what happened. >> just quick-nodded his leash to the table. and the table made a noise or something and he just bolted. >>...
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. >> we talked about throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks. >> it's a focus group. a grass roots focus group. they are not assuming you know everything. you ask your customers and see what their experience is and what they think about it. >> sometimes you might see an effect and contribute it to the wrong cause. you have to be careful. >> i'm hearing a lot from people doing the idea of testing rather than writing a business plan. i interviewed successful entrepreneurs that say rent the runway. they believe in testing, testing, testing. they have focus groups to test demographic, pricing. i don't think you should throw the business plan out the window, i think you should still have that. this is a smart approach. >> is there a point you can test too much? >> you can. then you never launch anything. you become in limbo. the whole question about the testing piece is that i do think that some people, in terms of the business plan should think about brand. brand order can be very broad like colleen is suggesting. a whole graph of different people and not thinking of it f
. >> we talked about throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks. >> it's a focus group. a grass roots focus group. they are not assuming you know everything. you ask your customers and see what their experience is and what they think about it. >> sometimes you might see an effect and contribute it to the wrong cause. you have to be careful. >> i'm hearing a lot from people doing the idea of testing rather than writing a business plan. i interviewed successful...
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. >> last night had a meal, spaghetti spewed all over the window. officers restrained him with a shield. this morning we had medical do an evaluation, medical health do an evaluation. we are started veal loaf because he used his food to obstruct his cell. >> veal loaf, two of the most dreaded words in prison. >> this loaf is used for inmates who use our food as a concealment. what we've got here are all the food groups, nine ounces of ground beef, potatoes, cabbage, vegetable oil and tomato puree. my reputation, they don't care for it. it's not that bad. the recipe says put it in a loaf pan, but this is just fine. goes in the oven at 325 degrees. very, nutritious dish. we put it in the refrigerator, cool it down. cut it into proportions. one inmate's meal for one day. >> i wouldn't eat that. >> it's good. >> you for real, man? this is good? >> only difference, you don't get salt and pepper. >> i don't think a dog would eat that. >> while hall is facing at least several days of living in a stripped-down cell with only veal loaf to eat, ray just recei
. >> last night had a meal, spaghetti spewed all over the window. officers restrained him with a shield. this morning we had medical do an evaluation, medical health do an evaluation. we are started veal loaf because he used his food to obstruct his cell. >> veal loaf, two of the most dreaded words in prison. >> this loaf is used for inmates who use our food as a concealment. what we've got here are all the food groups, nine ounces of ground beef, potatoes, cabbage, vegetable...
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so here we have precooked pasta, some spaghetti cooked for 12 minutes, dried spaghetti. >> could youou don't want to stir it up too much, shred it, make it fine. it kind of dissolves and loses flavor. a little bit of parmesan cheese. and you just kind of whisk everything together. >> a little olive oil? >> yeah, a splash of olive oil there. >> so if it gets too sticky -- >> it's meant to be a little bit dry. you don't want it too saucy. that's why we cooked it down to that sauce consistency. it kind of defines the pasta. that's why spaghetti is a good alternative to do this. we'll plate this. >> that looks good. and smells great. >> yeah. like i said, it's nice and dry. and, you know, easy to eat. very simple, as you see. >> all right. what do we have back here? >> another simple pasta. traditional recipe from puttanesca. a lot of people don't like the anchovi anchovies. >> i do. >> but it's a very unconventional item. but you can use canned tuna. less fishy. italian tuna is best. so we have capers, olives, parsley, garlic, pepper cheneys in there. tomato. >> a gonga line there. >> h
so here we have precooked pasta, some spaghetti cooked for 12 minutes, dried spaghetti. >> could youou don't want to stir it up too much, shred it, make it fine. it kind of dissolves and loses flavor. a little bit of parmesan cheese. and you just kind of whisk everything together. >> a little olive oil? >> yeah, a splash of olive oil there. >> so if it gets too sticky -- >> it's meant to be a little bit dry. you don't want it too saucy. that's why we cooked it down...
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. >> it could be a good or it could be a spaghetti monitor. >> piers: how did your parents react to yourchl. >> i was scared to death of the whole process. all i could do to keep it together in church. when i was a young teenager, thankfully my father stopped going to church and that was the end of it. i was no longer any sort of catholic. then i went for many years not thinking about religion that much. i kind of believed in god, it was like when i was in trouble, i would bargain with him. god if you get me out of this, i promise i will quit smoking. >> piers: do you still do any of that? do you ever pray? >> pray? no. praying is trying to telepathically communicate with an imaginary friend. atheists don't pray. the past 15 or 20 years, that's been my view. >> piers: if you had prayed, would you pray for the kind of news cycle we have had from weiner gate to schwarzenegger gate? >> if there was a god, he was raining down on us. >> in a world of politicians here at quicken loans, we take special pride in servicing clients that serve our country. my name is marjorie reyes. i'm a chief war
. >> it could be a good or it could be a spaghetti monitor. >> piers: how did your parents react to yourchl. >> i was scared to death of the whole process. all i could do to keep it together in church. when i was a young teenager, thankfully my father stopped going to church and that was the end of it. i was no longer any sort of catholic. then i went for many years not thinking about religion that much. i kind of believed in god, it was like when i was in trouble, i would...
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. >> spaghetti and meatballs? >> probably not. >> i did have to give them television.he judge many years ago said you have to have tv and never said what to show. so i decided what to show. i'm sure not going to show this series to them. so i show them the weather channel, the food channel and c-span. really have to watch all these politicians. that's all they get. they're still getting television. >> and one of his latest innovations when we were there was this idea of this, what he called a chair, actually an exercise bike, that would power the televisions. >> a lot of you guys are kind of fat. you need to lose some weight. >> i know. put me on the chain gang. >> i gained 20 pounds since i've been here. >> gained 20 pounds. okay. a lot of you guys need some exercise. you ever been on an exercise bike? like that? >> yeah. >> can you do an hour at a shot? okay. >> an hour at a shot? >> yeah. >> okay. >> he wanted the inmates to ride this bike in order to have the privilege of watching tv. >> we're going to hook the chair up to the television here and as you pump, you c
. >> spaghetti and meatballs? >> probably not. >> i did have to give them television.he judge many years ago said you have to have tv and never said what to show. so i decided what to show. i'm sure not going to show this series to them. so i show them the weather channel, the food channel and c-span. really have to watch all these politicians. that's all they get. they're still getting television. >> and one of his latest innovations when we were there was this idea of...
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spaghetti sauce on a yellow shirt. >> it tastes good though. >> i'm going to get behind this and do a little cooking. >> oh, my, don't go there. >> get the fire suit. >> reporter: see you in a little bit. >> i don't even have to say the. you know what to do. >> bring back food. >> i ke'news. that was>> repor coming. >> from the gilroy garlic festival. >> we have been in the planning stages and we are prepared for that tonight. >> reporter: as for last night, they are looking for more suspect by revealing surveillance videos taken from the many surveillance cameras. >> lead gaga. bbq pulled pork sub. tender, succulent slow-cooked pork with sweet and smoky barbecue sauce, all on freshly baked bread. subway. eat fresh®. >>> where has the money gone? over the last few years there has been a lot of growth in the bay area. a new report says the infrastructure that rerely on every today from roads to sewers aren't making the grade. >> think it doesn't affect you? well, this is why you're paying the price every single day. >> reporter: through all his motorcycle travel across the country, geo
spaghetti sauce on a yellow shirt. >> it tastes good though. >> i'm going to get behind this and do a little cooking. >> oh, my, don't go there. >> get the fire suit. >> reporter: see you in a little bit. >> i don't even have to say the. you know what to do. >> bring back food. >> i ke'news. that was>> repor coming. >> from the gilroy garlic festival. >> we have been in the planning stages and we are prepared for that tonight....
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. >> i call it the spaghetti theory. >> i want to play this for you. there was a disturbance in the courtroom where the judge was having no part of. a 28-year-old man, a spectator in the courtroom, you can see him there on the left side of the screen flipping the middle finger to the prosecution. the judge saw it, dragged the server of tgi friday's in. >> what does that mean, sir, hen you extend one's middle finger? >> the "f" word to someone. >> what does it mean to you, sir, not to some, but to you? >> to use the "f" word to someone. >> the judge found the man in contempt of court and sentenced him to six days in court, $400 fine and $200 in court costs. that's a lot of time. >> six days in jail? >> it's a lot of potato skins to serve. >> his parents must be so proud. the judge is saying, i'm not having it. you think he wants to mess up the trial when they are near the end? it took them forever to get to the jury. they've been sitting there. the last thing judge perry wants is to think it's a place for a clown to come in and mess it up. i was in a co
. >> i call it the spaghetti theory. >> i want to play this for you. there was a disturbance in the courtroom where the judge was having no part of. a 28-year-old man, a spectator in the courtroom, you can see him there on the left side of the screen flipping the middle finger to the prosecution. the judge saw it, dragged the server of tgi friday's in. >> what does that mean, sir, hen you extend one's middle finger? >> the "f" word to someone. >> what...
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you have to have you make your spaghetti you will have your sauces. and things like that. keep going. the fire that i see. and i see that this is a fireproof here as we walk down here. when you walk in you think we should be calling 911. there is a fire going on. this is the big popular. >> this is the flame up, this is where they cook the scampy and you will see a demonstration on the calamari. >> man this is good. i have come prepared. i brought my mouth wash and i brought my mint gum you know with you ill be walking out of here and it will be a little sketchy. >> and certainly they have some kind of odd -- the fire. >> oh, there you go. stand back. we're going to be cooked here. and that, of course they're adding all that garlic on top of there. are you a fan of the garlic? >> yes f i eat too much i get stomach issues. i have been there a couple of years, i used to work in the area they have some odd garlic choices like garlic ice cream. have you tried it? >> i have not f there is a goal it is one thing, find the garlic ice cream and taste it. >> it is shockingly good.
you have to have you make your spaghetti you will have your sauces. and things like that. keep going. the fire that i see. and i see that this is a fireproof here as we walk down here. when you walk in you think we should be calling 911. there is a fire going on. this is the big popular. >> this is the flame up, this is where they cook the scampy and you will see a demonstration on the calamari. >> man this is good. i have come prepared. i brought my mouth wash and i brought my mint...
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the evening starts with a spaghetti eating contest. can take a vote on the new deal tonight but there is no final document that is ready for review. so maybe tomorrow but still a lot of details to be worked out. trainell the meantime camps will not open until both sides sign off on the contract. owners meet tomorrow. stage 17, tour de france. the first of three straight in the alps. the race leader thomas voeckler. this is kind of a weird deal here. can't make the turn and goes off the side of the road and into somebody's car port. that cost him 27 seconds. not what he had in mind. but he still wears yellow, leading by 1:18 and gets kisses. tiger woods he has changed everything. his marital status, coach, his swing. now, his caddy. he fired steve williams. they were together for 12 years. during their partnership woods won 72 events and 13 majors. williams was shocked by tiger's decision. did he not say who would replace williams or when might return to the tour himself. he has been nursing a knee injury and is taking time to heal up.
the evening starts with a spaghetti eating contest. can take a vote on the new deal tonight but there is no final document that is ready for review. so maybe tomorrow but still a lot of details to be worked out. trainell the meantime camps will not open until both sides sign off on the contract. owners meet tomorrow. stage 17, tour de france. the first of three straight in the alps. the race leader thomas voeckler. this is kind of a weird deal here. can't make the turn and goes off the side of...
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i believe what happened in that courtroom, john, was that the defense threw so much spaghetti against. it was the meter reader and the dad, he touched her and so did the brother. in the end it was easier for this panel to say, oh, well, i have some reasonable doubt. i don't think we do a good enough job claiming reasonable doubt. someone can say the sun is not going to rise tomorrow, but that's not reasonable. maybe, but it's not reasonable. and i think their minds got so cluttered with things that had nothing to do with this case they only deliberated for 11 hours after a seven hi-week cas. unheard of. never asked for one piece of testimony to be read back. nothing. they went into that jury room, and i don't like to second guess jurors because this is our justice system and i accept this verdict. but 11 hours? how could they thoroughly have discussed every seven counts in 11 hours? >> jim, it's a fascinating and interesting point. you don't want to criticize a jury. however, it's a huge case, seven counts, just the jury instructions were 20-something pages long. do you think sequestr
i believe what happened in that courtroom, john, was that the defense threw so much spaghetti against. it was the meter reader and the dad, he touched her and so did the brother. in the end it was easier for this panel to say, oh, well, i have some reasonable doubt. i don't think we do a good enough job claiming reasonable doubt. someone can say the sun is not going to rise tomorrow, but that's not reasonable. maybe, but it's not reasonable. and i think their minds got so cluttered with things...
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whatever buddy, let's go inside and get spaghetti-os or something. this is also cool.ectional facility. [ light laughter ] hayward correctional center library. >> steve: that's the same place we got "dads in prison." >> jimmy: yeah, "dad's in prison" is on there too. great library. this is a good book, right here. this is "book of the bitch" by j.m.&evans and kay white. "a complete guide to understanding and caring for bitches." [ laughter and applause ] i know this is the technical term for a lady dog but it still seems wrong to call them bitches. let's check out the inside here. this is disgusting. this is stages of coitus. figure "a" is mounting. [ laughter ] i've defiantly seen that before, but what the heck is figure "b"? look at this. what is that? [ laughter ] it's called the tie. >> steve: the what? >> jimmy: the tie. i guess the dogs put their butts together or something? i don't know what that is. i've got to read that book. >> don't ask him hither either. >> jimmy: no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: unfortunately we're down to the last book, you guys. [ audien
whatever buddy, let's go inside and get spaghetti-os or something. this is also cool.ectional facility. [ light laughter ] hayward correctional center library. >> steve: that's the same place we got "dads in prison." >> jimmy: yeah, "dad's in prison" is on there too. great library. this is a good book, right here. this is "book of the bitch" by j.m.&evans and kay white. "a complete guide to understanding and caring for bitches." [ laughter...
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. >> reporter: cliff, the 3-year-old great dane, is as limp as 160 pounds of wet spaghetti, exhausted an adventure you have to see to believe. >> the family was having a meal at 5 guys, and we were eating outside, and we thought we'd tie the dog to the table and have a burger. we don't know what spooked him. we don't know what happened. >> kind of just quick knotted his leash to the table. and the table made a noise or something, and he just bolted. >> secure camera video from inside the 5 guys shows cliff, the table, and a huge red umbrella taking off. the thing that played a big role in cliff's escape was, this the table. it's not very heavy. you can see how he lifted it right up. down the carroll creek pedestrian walkway went cliff as he approached busy market street, an astonished frederick city police officer thought fast and grabbed the table. but the dog was running so fast and so hard, the table leg he was tied to broke off. he kept going, now with just the table leg dragging behind. the 5 guys video shows the officer returning the table later. he's the same one who called pau
. >> reporter: cliff, the 3-year-old great dane, is as limp as 160 pounds of wet spaghetti, exhausted an adventure you have to see to believe. >> the family was having a meal at 5 guys, and we were eating outside, and we thought we'd tie the dog to the table and have a burger. we don't know what spooked him. we don't know what happened. >> kind of just quick knotted his leash to the table. and the table made a noise or something, and he just bolted. >> secure camera...
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. >> how to make a spaghetti sauce and put carrots and celery and onions and zucchini.t to have the language of the kitchen in your lifes. >> reporter: the boot camp chefs get instructions similar to what's taught in top professional cooking schools. language. we move into knife skills. we give them french terms to understand what they're actually doing. we do basic cooking techniques with them. we put them in their chef whites. we had kids walk by the classroom the other day and said look at all the chefs in the room. we start to give them a sense of identity. >> reporter: as a school cook for 26 years, january... janice adams has watched with alarm as her students' waistlines have expanded. now she wants to bring a change to her lunchroom. >> we have toç beç careful abt what we're putting in our bodies and what the kids are getting in their bodies. these kids will have to take care of us some day. if we don't watch what we're putting into them, how can we take care... they take care of us. >> shannon has just lost over 100 pounds. she's also the mother of five child
. >> how to make a spaghetti sauce and put carrots and celery and onions and zucchini.t to have the language of the kitchen in your lifes. >> reporter: the boot camp chefs get instructions similar to what's taught in top professional cooking schools. language. we move into knife skills. we give them french terms to understand what they're actually doing. we do basic cooking techniques with them. we put them in their chef whites. we had kids walk by the classroom the other day and...
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he said come to my house and i will make you spaghetti and i had to tell my can't make it and we will get back to some votes but i will give you the rain check. next time i come up here are will see you. i did get back up there for six or seven years. i was are of course were invited to give a speech at rutgers. he is almost 100 and won't remember me but i made a promise so are called, he not only remembered me but ask, wife is doing and the kids and i was taken aback. i would love to take you to dinner. he said we can't do it. i am recovering from major surgery and i don't think i can make it. i will bring dinner. as we started talking his voice started cracking. he said i served four years in congress. i was on the cover of time magazine and recognize the all-around world and when you leave that place nobody remembers you or cares. i am trying to recover from major surgery and not one of my former colleagues have called to say how are you doing? the only guy who calls me is a guy in the wrong party who came 20 years after i left. his voice started breaking. i said you need to know s
he said come to my house and i will make you spaghetti and i had to tell my can't make it and we will get back to some votes but i will give you the rain check. next time i come up here are will see you. i did get back up there for six or seven years. i was are of course were invited to give a speech at rutgers. he is almost 100 and won't remember me but i made a promise so are called, he not only remembered me but ask, wife is doing and the kids and i was taken aback. i would love to take you...
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he is an atheist and claims he belongs to the flying spaghetti monsters.hey have one, yes, calling themselves pasta farians and only rejection is dogma of dogma. >> it doesn't look as bad as i thought it would. i expected to have like -- >> he got a sleek one. not a clunky pasta strainer. >> i would have gotten a bigger one because they are cheaper. >>> grand old fashioned meats have 40 different kinds of bratwurst. check this out! gummy bear brats! >> brat so you can see the gummy bears! still weird. so weird to put them in the stuffer and you see all of these gummy bears in it. everybody is so intrigued. you have to try it. kind of sweet and sawyer! >> looks fantastic. first of all, i don't know how many people want to get sausage getting made, but then made with gummy bears doesn't make my stomach grumbling. a joke played on the owner is how it started. he kept sending his -- kept sending them. >> not much you can say about that. >> he kept demanding gummy bears and they called his bluff and cooked them up. do people eat these? are they popular or a jok
he is an atheist and claims he belongs to the flying spaghetti monsters.hey have one, yes, calling themselves pasta farians and only rejection is dogma of dogma. >> it doesn't look as bad as i thought it would. i expected to have like -- >> he got a sleek one. not a clunky pasta strainer. >> i would have gotten a bigger one because they are cheaper. >>> grand old fashioned meats have 40 different kinds of bratwurst. check this out! gummy bear brats! >> brat so...
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. >> some were saying throwing spaghetti at a wall and seeing what would stick.rge anthony was combative, he was hiding something. did you see anything like that? >> well, you know, did you believe george anthony? was he believable? i can't believe they brought him up to the stand 15 times. i have never seen anything like that in any trials i have done. you would be lucky to get a witness back one time for a limited scope. by bringing them back and forth, back and forth, he was exposed and blown up at the end of the trial with river, whatever her name is. the jury didn't buy it. after that, i think his integrity was shot. this jury thought there was a horrific accident. there was no evidence of a horrific evidence or trauma to the skeletal remains. holly, we have seen it all. >> how do you explain that, george anthony role in this? >> this is a run away jury, is what we are looking at. they are coming up with theories there's no evidence of. richard is right. i have never, we counted, there was 19 times the three family members were called to the stand. 19 times.
. >> some were saying throwing spaghetti at a wall and seeing what would stick.rge anthony was combative, he was hiding something. did you see anything like that? >> well, you know, did you believe george anthony? was he believable? i can't believe they brought him up to the stand 15 times. i have never seen anything like that in any trials i have done. you would be lucky to get a witness back one time for a limited scope. by bringing them back and forth, back and forth, he was...
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. >> reporter: would you like that spaghetti with a side of -- [ screaming ] >> reporter: how about the- [ baby crying ] >> reporter: or the salad dressed with -- [ baby crying ] >> reporter: well one restaurant outside pittsburgh is taking that option off the menu altogether. effective this weekend mcdain's is banning kids under 6 years old. >> over the years there's been an increasing number of babies brought in here, very young ones and they can't be controlled. >> reporter: sure, sometimes kids can get outrageous but outlawed. isn't that a little extreme? >> nothing against the babies, but their chief means of communicate something crying and disturbs other customers. there is an increasing number of people in our society that just don't get it. >> reporter: it turns out mcdain's is not alone. there are restaurants from new york to north carolina even a movie theater in penenylvania that had chilled to children. there's even a website that will tell you where to eat kid-free. if y y have plans to take little skippy to cola lambal koala lampor think again. the flip side is where woul
. >> reporter: would you like that spaghetti with a side of -- [ screaming ] >> reporter: how about the- [ baby crying ] >> reporter: or the salad dressed with -- [ baby crying ] >> reporter: well one restaurant outside pittsburgh is taking that option off the menu altogether. effective this weekend mcdain's is banning kids under 6 years old. >> over the years there's been an increasing number of babies brought in here, very young ones and they can't be controlled....
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we use a system of models that we call spaghetti models. and we lay them all on one graphic to see where the computer models think this storm is headed. it is likely h hded south of corpus christi and we think it's south padre island by saturday morning is where those of those areas take the storm into. so, it's a saturday and sunday rainmaker for, i think, only south texas because of the size e of this storm. now, it could have some good rainfall totals, 3 to 5, 3 to 6 inches in the area shaded in red. that would go into the red zones. what we need it to be fairly weak along the coast so there's not coastal damage. and pause in texas to give it good, soaking rain before it pulls up a little bit. we're watching it closely moment by moment and hope that area gets a good soaking rainfall out of it. here's the zone in the country that is still under the big heat. memphis, 96. oklahoma city, 102. big map, where the severe storms have been rolling. it has been tough in detroit this morning and chicago for a while. we'll talk more about that in t
we use a system of models that we call spaghetti models. and we lay them all on one graphic to see where the computer models think this storm is headed. it is likely h hded south of corpus christi and we think it's south padre island by saturday morning is where those of those areas take the storm into. so, it's a saturday and sunday rainmaker for, i think, only south texas because of the size e of this storm. now, it could have some good rainfall totals, 3 to 5, 3 to 6 inches in the area...
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throw the spaghetti on the wall.ure out what sticks. >> we'll continue to talk to you about this. sunny hostin and paul callan. >>> all right. a new sexual assault complaint being filed today against former head dominique strauss-kahn. a french journalist claims that strauss-kahn tried to rape her eight years ago at the time her mother advised her not to file a complaint fearing it would hurt her young career. the attorneys say she is making false declarations. >>> a drug lord taken down. officials calling ate triumph for the mexican government. they arrested the man on sunday, mexican authorities say he's a founding member of the zetos organization and accused in the murder of an i.c.e. agent and investigated for the deaths of dozens of south american and central american migrants. >>> members of congress back at work this morning to work on a possible debt ceiling deal and with the august 2 deadline quickly approaching, the white house is warning of dire consequences if the debt ceiling is not raised. there's word
throw the spaghetti on the wall.ure out what sticks. >> we'll continue to talk to you about this. sunny hostin and paul callan. >>> all right. a new sexual assault complaint being filed today against former head dominique strauss-kahn. a french journalist claims that strauss-kahn tried to rape her eight years ago at the time her mother advised her not to file a complaint fearing it would hurt her young career. the attorneys say she is making false declarations. >>> a...
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home made spaghetti flavored ice cream with captain crunch on top. >> whoa! >> that just odd.ould it make your morning? no. >> i'm assume he is having coffee to wash down his fried pickles. doesn't scare me as much. mike says rice krispies with michelob. snap, crackle and bell sh. >> nothing better than vanilla ice cream with chocolate covered bacon bits my favorite comes from yun cover the news on twitter says the craziest is poutine. fries topped in gravy and cheese curds. you would be think i would be getting paid by mentioning poutine. >> he has said it three times this week. e-mail us, give us a tweet, tell us on facebook and we will read through some of them later in the program. >>> next hour, tell you about the tea party member blasting the white house with reckless spending while he is racking up over $65,000 in personal debt himself. we get double miles every time we use our card... i'll take these two... ...no matter what we're buying. ...and all of those. and since double miles add up fast, we can bring the whole gang! it's hard to beat double miles! whoa dude. [ m
home made spaghetti flavored ice cream with captain crunch on top. >> whoa! >> that just odd.ould it make your morning? no. >> i'm assume he is having coffee to wash down his fried pickles. doesn't scare me as much. mike says rice krispies with michelob. snap, crackle and bell sh. >> nothing better than vanilla ice cream with chocolate covered bacon bits my favorite comes from yun cover the news on twitter says the craziest is poutine. fries topped in gravy and cheese...
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deep frying candy or twinkies or doughnuts or even spaghetti and meatballs -- >> what about oreos?ith regular popcorn, it is fat-free. >> is that about the portion you want to have of it? >> this is two or three cups, two or three big handfuls. and the candy am, if you've got the teeth for it, if you can get that wrapper open. >> what about drinks? a lot of people get some of these items an then they get a big old sugary soda. >> stick with water or club soda. that's going to be the best. if you're going to get a milkshake or soda, thing like that, share it with someone or downsize. >> madelyn, see you at the fair this weekend. >> and how. >> eating salad. >>> up next, our summer concert with pitbull next. but first, this is "today" on nbc. >> announcer: toyo"toyota conce series" on "today" brought to you by toyota. >>> still to come on today, red, white and blue for adults and kids. enjoy these at your fourth of july party this weekend. >>> hot new looks for two lucky ladies in our crowd. they got picked for an "ambush makeover." >>> first though, here again is superstar pitbull s
deep frying candy or twinkies or doughnuts or even spaghetti and meatballs -- >> what about oreos?ith regular popcorn, it is fat-free. >> is that about the portion you want to have of it? >> this is two or three cups, two or three big handfuls. and the candy am, if you've got the teeth for it, if you can get that wrapper open. >> what about drinks? a lot of people get some of these items an then they get a big old sugary soda. >> stick with water or club soda....
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it really is, it's a sort of a tit for tat, with all of those spaghetti westerns, sergio leone. >> what dark. >> yeah, it's that kind of comedy. it's great, it's a lot of fun, like you said, i'm all over the map. i get to do a lot of creative stuff, the best thing about this business for me. >> you really do smell very good. >> thank you, i did check. >> you don't need to check, you're good. >> "the guard" opens this friday in theaters in new york and l.a to be the newest fan of the week. yourself sometimes cleanp after your dishcloth? bounty extra soft can help. it's super durable, and in this lab test bounty extra soft leaves this surface three times cleaner than a dishcloth. even with just one sheet. dnd super soft. bounty extra soft. in the pink pack. and try bounty napkins. and not because silverado's the most dependable, longest-lasting full-size truck on the road or because heavy duty made motor trend's 2011 truck of the year. no, it was good because you told us so. consider this a thank-you. the chevy model year wrap up. get in on our greatest model year yet. right now, combine
it really is, it's a sort of a tit for tat, with all of those spaghetti westerns, sergio leone. >> what dark. >> yeah, it's that kind of comedy. it's great, it's a lot of fun, like you said, i'm all over the map. i get to do a lot of creative stuff, the best thing about this business for me. >> you really do smell very good. >> thank you, i did check. >> you don't need to check, you're good. >> "the guard" opens this friday in theaters in new york...