. >> that's why my middle name is spalding. clydes by spalding. i sound like dracula, right?socialize with any of the players? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you don't? >> i've got a fiancee. you ain't coming around my woman. >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ] you're just being very careful. [ cheers and applause ] >> see, you're supposed to watch the game from courtside like this. you're watching the >> jimmy: yeah. >> but she's -- she's sitting right next to me, so i'm sitting like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, maybe it's better to watch it at home. >> yeah, just women watch sports for different reasons than us. >> jimmy: well, sure. yeah, obviously. >> football players, yeah. >> jimmy: did you ever coach, like, a little league or anything like that? >> yeah. i got biddies 8 years and under. >> jimmy: you did? >> last year, i coached a team 8 years and under. >> jimmy: last year? >> yeah. i got ejected twice. [ laughter ] teched up. coach, you're out. >> jimmy: for what? >> my brother-in-law was the ref, and he owed me $2,500 for alternators on my truck. >> jimmy: oh, i see. [ applau