the fellow who traveled from sparta to athens and founded the first school of philosophy. - that's enough. - and, he taught socrates, who is the fellow who got in that political involvement and had to take hemlock, you remember that. - oh, good god, i'll never forget it. - who taught plato, who had a school called, the academy, cos it was founded in a grub of wood called the academus, - good, that's fine. school, - that's enough honey. - named so because he taught while he was walking. - yeah, good. - then, there were the - that's enough, honey! - now, the sculptors - never mind! phi beta tau, i know a little greek myself. - the greek festivals were - never mind, honey. i had to go marry a phi beta kappa. (audience laughing) don't you worry, sweetie, you're gonna be just great at the greek grotto tomorrow night. (audience cheering) (lively exotic music) perhaps, you will enter our exotic dance contest, mrs. crabtree? - no mrs. crabtree, we're just here to watch. - you know, this is a nice room. i think it'd be fun to enter the exotic dance contest. - honey, are you kidding? we shouldn't e