hello, jenna did you dunk the spatula? was it the spatula? hello. damn it!ou a hint? no. could be anything. the whole apartment is a biohazard. you know what i bet it is? your remote. yes. that is a definite possibility. or it could be your walkman there. are you just screwing with me? yeah, i am. hey, how's life on the road? i'm making a difference, jerry. i don't doubt it. you should see the smiles on the drivers' faces. you gotta look quick but they're there. what's this? well, you know those annoying little bumps on the lane lines? bump, bump, bump, bump bump, bump, yeah. isn't that some kind of safety thing? i had to pull 'em up if i'm gonna widen the lanes. what the hell are you talking about? you know how in planes they got first class? more leg room, better ride. well, i'm bringing that concept to mile 114. how are you gonna widen the lanes? well, you black out lane lines 1 and 3 and a 4-lane highway becomes a 2-lane comfort cruise. so you got any black paint? yeah, in my tool shed next to the riding mower. yeah, i'd like an order of supreme flounder

before you know it, she's bent over the marble island and you're spanking her with a rubber spatula. stop," but that's just code for "harder!" marshall's been in minnesota a while, huh? so long! and now he's staying even longer. his mom has been having a really hard time since the funeral. he's waiting on her hand and foot. but... it's valentine's day. it's not going to be the same without the two of us watching predator together. i should explain. on their very first valentine's day, marshall and lily set out to watch sleepless in seattle. you know, i saw this in the theater, like, five times, but i never got to see it with the right girl. aw... i'm so glad none of those girls were right for you. what girls? arnold schwarzenegger: if it bleeds, we can kill it. except marshall's brothers had taped over it with predator. mmm. and it became a tradition. loneliness. the looming specter of valentine's day fast approaching. the two key ingredients to my favorite day of the year february 13: desperation day. that's not a thing. it's a thing. much like valentine's day itself desperation day

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. >> how do you roll them, with your fingers or -- >> no, no, they have little spatulas, little spoonslet me move this monitor for you, and i think you can see. there you go. there they are. they keep going through, going through, going through. it will be a fabulous day. >> by the way i couldn't tell because of the puppet hands but i think abe lincoln just flipped you off behind you. >> yeah, you know, abe and i, it's going to be on. >> go ahead, al. get him back. >> we'll let you sort that out. we'll check on the waert in just a second. all right, al. thanks. >>> let's get to our take two, this basketball injury yesterday everybody was talking about this morning, whether you're a fan of sports or not people glued to the final. louisville guard kevin ware, has had successful surgery on broken right leg, broke it in two places, recovering in indianapolis hospital where the game versus duke took place yesterday. horrifying doesn't do it justice. cbs sports spared us most of the replay. >> did you see the bone sticking out? >> just for a moment. the bone came through the skin as coach ri