but if that baby were born in mexico, hey, speak-a da englais, goo-goo, ga-ga. luckily some states have found a great way to discourage these women from coming here and squatting out a freedom fetus. recently in arizona and tennessee, three pregnant women were arrested for not having proper identification and forced to give birth shackled to their hospital beds without their husbands in the presence of prison guards. so a quick tip for the olive skinned ladies when they're at ten centimeters and fully effaced, you're going to want to find your drivers license. unfortunately when confronted with a woman in labor, some law enforcement lax the authority to slap them in four-point restraints because sadly this is legal in only 36 states. folks, i say this is dangerous. we have to manacle these mamasitas down. i mean, even american women in labor are dangerous. they have super strength and they get mean as a snake. my wife turned into a wolf-headed she-creature. but i say... i say chaining down, chaining down these women in labor is not far enough. she's already shack