spongebob squarepants! ♪ ♪ spongebob squarepants! ♪ spongebob squarepants! ♪ spongebob squarepants!y the u.s. department of education ( plays airy tune ) and nickelodeon] ( growling and grunting ) it's time to grow myself large and wide. ( struggling ) ( grunting slowly builds up ) ( groaning frenziedly ) ( yells ) ( doorbell rings ) howdy, spongebob. how's it going? not too close, sandy. i tend to get smelly when i'm pumping iron. check it out. well, you're smelly. all thanks to my state-of-the-art weight set. uh... i don't want to disappoint you, spongebob but you won't see progress lifting those. oh, really? that is, if you want arms like these. huh? or these. or these! well, maybe i could use a little help. well, if you want arms like mine you just got to follow my training program. wow! really? that'd be great, sandy. i can see me now. ( humming light tune, feet landing with thuds ) good night, gary. ( meows ) yeah, that would change everything. be at my place at 5:00 a.m. oh, and you'll need a water helmet. ( spongebob grunting ) come on, spongebob. it's only pushups. come on,

all: spongebob squarepants! spongebob squarepants! spongebob squarepants! - spongebob squarepants!es crashing] [upbeat ukulele music] ♪ - mr. krabs, what you doing? - oh, ahoy, spongebob. i was just using some old toothpaste i found to patch up this small hole in the wall. - good thing you didn't hire a professional to do that. - and why is that, mr. squidward? - because then you'd only get to repair it once. - so what flavor is it? - it--it's just a hole in the wall, boy. it doesn't have a flavor. - no, i mean the toothpaste! - oh! well, i think it's... - hey, look, mr. krabs. that small hole in the wall just became a medium-sized hole in the wall. - time to get out the dental floss. ha. - thanks again for taking us to the krusty krab, dad. - yeah, mom never brings us here. - any time, kids. [tires screech] what the--? - careful now... - hey, you guys put in a drive-through. - we did? - great. i'll have three large krabby patties, krabby fries, a krabby kola, and two extra-large orders of krabby rings. is this toothpaste? - boy, i don't know how i think of this stuff, but i think

. >> spongebob. >> the twitterverse, of course, certainly took notice making reference to brady apparentlyhanneling seinfeld's george costanza who had the big coat, of course. >> or maybe marge simpson, again, i'm sticking with spongebob. >> yeah. you know what, tom brady looks good doing anything. >> it looks like he's smuggling someone in there. >> or wearing anything. >>> and we already have a super bowl mark to shoot for this year. the largest ticket transaction, one person actually bought six front row seats on the 30 yard line at more than $83,000. and in vegas, the patriots open as a three-point favorite. >>> they do things in a big flashy way in dubai. tall skyscrapers, as you know, luxury jetliners and cutting-edge firefighting as it turns out. >> yeah, so the civil defense unit calls this system here the dolphin. it combines a jet ski with a jetpack for a quick response to fires on yachts and shoreline buildings, and there's no need for a hydrant, of course, you just lower the hose and, voila. >> only good on -- >> it's a prototype. >>> so, where does a 600-pound sea lion -- >> w

. >> or maybe marge simpson, again, i'm sticking with spongebob. >> yeah.ou know what, tom brady looks good doing anything. >> looks like he's smuggling someone in there. >>> we have a super bowl mark to shoot for this year. the largest ticket transaction, one person actually bought six front row seats on the 30 yard line at more than $83,000. and in vegas, the patriots open as a three-point favorite. >> they do things in a big flashy way in dubai. tall skyscrapers, luxury jetliners and cutting-edge firefighting? >> this is the dolphin. it combines a jet ski with a jetpack for a quick response to fires on yachts and shoreline buildings and there's no for a hydrant, of course, you just lower the hose and voila. >> only good -- fourth of july. >> it's a prototype. >>> so where does a 600-pound sea lion -- >> where is he? >> -- sleep? on the roof of this in puget sound. seems to enjoy the attention it's getting preening a bit before catching a more winks. >> the owner of the car didn't realize themorning washington. a wet and windy day ahead.. and that could h

. >> spongebob can come forward and do it for 250. >> derrick, mosquitoes can't swim, bro!

. >> spongebob can come forward an

constitution, and then for the next, whatever, five days, the guy was on every news-- - he's on spongebob, right, every time you turned on-- (kelly and audience laugh) the guy's on every single show. - he was on anderson cooper, he was on newshour, he was on everything, and we had a request in, because we're a news organization and you put in a request, but we were all kinda like, "eh, do we really wanna get into the fray?" and finally, when it came down, it was gonna work out at the very end of this crazy week for him. and i was like, "that's when i want him." i don't wanna do the, "trump said this, how do you respond? hillary said this, how do you respond?" the tit for tat, news, news, news, blah, blah, blah, blah thing with him. i was like, "i wanna ask this guy who he is! how'd he get the constitution? did he plan that?" i had so many questions for him that were totally outside of that week. and i also wanted to be like, "how was this week for you?" "are you okay? do you have any regrets?" "looking back, did you know it was gonna be like this?" it turns out the constitution wasn't pla

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. >> shook his hand, dressed up as spongebob squarepants. >> seth: yeah. >> because it was a halloweenhand. >> seth: there you go, good bookends. >> a little bookend, yeah. >> seth: very nice bookend. >> american bookends. >> seth: there you go. you've got a new movie. >> yeah. >> seth: "book of love." >> yes. >> seth: jessica biel, and maisie williams. >> yeah. from "game of thrones." >> seth: from "game of thrones." fantastic. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: do you want -- we'll show clip and talk about it? how -- what order do you want to do this in? >> yeah, let's show the clip. >> seth: okay. >> well, the basic idea, i guess i should tell you what it is. the clip, it will make more sense, is that i play -- my wife passes away very early on in the movie, and to go through the mourning process, i promised my wife that i would help this little homeless girl build a raft out of trash. >> seth: got you. there you go. i'm glad you set it up. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: let's take a look. >> suck it! >> why are you building a raft? >> f off, amber alert! >> wait, hey, look, i have the p

. >> hang out with spongebob. >> your onesies, sit in there. >> i don't know if they'll let many ehave we got craziness. >> nor do fans of james corde karaoke. each will pair a different celebrity with a different music superstar. so right now we know it's seth mcfarland and arian na grande. >> love it. >> john legend and alicia keys. >> haven't they done things before? it's odd pairling. i can see them to do a duet in real life. >> james corden will host one episode with will smith. who would you want to ride with is this. >> talk about odd pairing. this is a weird out there musician, once again goes back to wwe, shaquille o'neal has been talking a lot of business wrestle mania orlando. yes, can we rock? what's up, doc, can we rock? if you're out there. i notice you may want to lay the smackdown at orlando, but if you have extra time and want to do powerful karaoke, i'm down. >> if you can't get shaquille. you might be able to get rob snyder. >> i didn't see it coming, later today we'll settle in. you tell me. >> i would do philadelphia freedom. >> with elton john. >> i'd wear the gla

let them watch spongebob ten hours a day. >> forever?y will happen at tend of the month. they won't show pictures. we got crazy. >> we're big fans of car pool karaoke. >> i think he's your alter ego, by the way. he's so talented. >> he has had huge star power doing that segment. but apple is doing a spineloff show, to stream on apple music. 16 different hosts. each episode is going to pair a different celebrity with a different music superstar. right now, we know it's seth macfarlane and ariana grande. and john legend and alicia keys. >> haven't they done anything together? i see them doing that in real life. >> and cordon will host one of the episodes with will smith. who would you want to ride with? >> talk about odd pairing. this is a weird, out there musician. shaquille o'neal has talked about showing up at wrestlemania. what's up doc, can we rock? shaq, if you're out there, i know you want to lay the smackdown in wrestlemania, and you want to do car pool karaoke, i'm down. >> if you can't get shaquille, you can get bugs bunny. what'