you know, spreadin' my wings, enjoyin' my freedom. what brings you here?e asked me to meet her here. oh, well, welcome to the rest of your life, fido. heh. heh heh heh. all right. ho ho. hi, sweetie! hey, bridesmaids, huh? bride's pit crew. [imitates drill] ok, ok. ok! go! you're just in time. i was just about to tell them how-we- met-at-camp story. oh, you know what the funny thing about that story-- let me tell it, ok? so i'm up in the bleachers, i'm fighting with this skank. she pushes me. i fall on this boy, and it turns out, this boy... is doug. [gasp] shut up. mm-hmm. we actually met as kids and didn't even know it! i have chills. oh, my god, so do i. oh, my god, i don't 'cause it's a dumb story. excuse me. that dumb story got rid of all my wedding jitters. it was like i was totally freaking out, we go to the church, and the priest just hands me this... this sign...from god. total sign from god. and you just know. you just know. right, sweetie? you know it. so, apparently, this camp story's the only thing that keeps carrie from barfin' at the thought