. >> i thought i could get away with it with spud mckenzie. they said no, spot mckenzie -- spud mckenzie represented beer. >> you couldn't wear thig with beer? that must have been hard because your dad used to beat you with a keg. >> my dad died when i was two. how dare you? >> i will be thinking about this all night while drinking from a keg. thanks. >> bill's dad is doing fine. i met him many times. >> we don't know that. i haven't talked to him in uh mile. >> -- in awhile. >> he actually told you he was dead. >> how -- how awful. >> my dad calls and says he is dead i will believe him. >> he probably made you pay. >> no, we get along great. he thinks of me as his son. >> he thought you were the caddie. >> i am the son he would never beat. >> you are the son he never had when i was 14 size wise. >> what does it take to be a successful comedian? we discuss jesse joyce's new book, how my hot card opens doors? i will laugh at it. did something wound of happen to gwenyth paltrow? yeah like we would really report oning oning this like that. >>> ha