stan? what are you doing? flirtin' with ya. stan, it doesn't count. i'm your wife. anything. instead of wasting my time flirting with people at work, i should have been flirting with you. you mean flirt... with each other? go ahead. try it, soft shoulders. okay. um, what do you want for dinner? no, that's not good. um, did you remember to pay the gas bill? no. god, it's so hard with you! uh... oh, i got it. we have that thing at steve's school on wednesday night. that maybe we should blow off and...? do something more fu..? like get drunk on margaritas...? and spit on each other's bodies! okay, well, it's a start. we'll get the hang of it. i love you, thunder butt. that's it! what's it, my love? there you go. good as new. hey, crater butt. hey, ass face. captioning sponsored by 20th century fox television vo: hurry! old navy funnovations inc. is just look at all that sweater! there are sweater purses, sweater boots, sweater hats, sweater scarves and sweater hot dogs... sweater what?! who's behind all this? meet grandmabot! grandmabot: hello there dearie. give grandm

and how broad his view may be, john. >> okay, stan, stan grant, live for us in beijing as we try to gauge exactly what the world is saying and doing now that kim jong il, the north korean leader, has been leader since 1994, was never president because that was the position held by his father, who still holds that position as president of the dprk. he has that position for life and that avoids the need for pesky elections. former cnn international correspondent christiane amanpour traveled there in 2008. she shared her memories with us a short time ago. >> we were there with a team in 2008. first, with the new york philharmonic. there were negotiations going on between north korea and the united states. and they came to fruition in june of 2008 when you're right, we saw the nuclear tower, the water-cooling tower at the yongbyon plant blown up. it was a moment of hope then which rapidly came to an end in the summer of 2008 because apparently about that time, most people expect that kim jong il suffered a stroke. as his health deteriorated, negotiations fell apart and there have been none si

. - you did it, stan. - thanks a lot, stan. now we're gonna be able to keep the youth center. - well, that does it. looks like the spirits of the wakichaw indians can finally rest in peace. all: thank you, stan. - stan, i was wrong about you. would you like to go out again? - go ahead, stan, she's everything you ever wanted. - there you are, boys. - mom, dad. - where the hell have you guys been? - we got a little held up at the time-share sales office. - yeah, but the good news is, we finally came to our senses and brought some shares in a condo. so we all get to come to aspen for two weeks every year. all: aww. - what's the matter, didn't you boys like skiing? - no, we can't keep track of when you pizza and when you french fries. and when the hotshot asshole skier takes your girl, if you're supposed to race him the first time, or train first to beat him on the really difficult mountain so you can save the dorky, but hot girl's youth center. skiing sucks! - yeah, what a stupid sport. - i heard that you were the one responsible

stan flea is in town. - stan flea, the creator of "mighty bright knight"?eah. that's him. - "stan flea, the creator of mighty bright knight, "is coming to mighty bright knight-i-con to judge "a special competition to see who can do the best job of bringing mighty bright knight to life." - like acting it out! we're great at that! we've got to enter. [manny chuckles sarcastically] - oh, that's too bad. there's only two of you, and you need 3 people to enter. looks like you're gonna have to find someone else to enter with, someone who is smart and talented, someone who loves the "mighty bright knight" just as much as you do, someone who already has his own costume that he sewed himself and looks really good in. - manny, are you asking to be in the competition with us? - am i asking to be in the competition with you? am i asking to be in the competition with you? ha ha ha hah! oh, please, jessica! please, please, please. i already have my costume and everything, but no one wants to work with me and i can't imagine why! - you asked manny spamboni to work with yo

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. >> i am stan stovall. thank you for joining us this morning. >> there were some flurries yesterday. >> there were like heavy snow flurries. north of the beltway. some may of stock to the grassy uck to-son- may have stoc the grassy areas. there is the first batch of stuff going through yesterday. at the end of this loop, you see something else coming in from illinois and indiana. that is the next weather disturbance. the temperatures will be warmer today. we'll talk about the prospect for warmer temperatures. right now we want to check up the traffic situation. >> there are some things going on. we saw the camera on 95 in the northbound direction in havre de grace. there is a vehicle fire as you travel on northbound on 95. southbound traffic looks good. an accident at telegraph road and 175. police are on the scene. 11 minutes on the outer loop northeast side. if you travel south on 895, minutes to get you to the harbor tunnel tolls. this is 95 at 155, that exit is closed. some lanes are blocked on 95. so f

stan saunders joins us with more on the recent hot streak. plus, predictions from our panel of experts. >> hello there. well, the ravens' four-game win streak has been fueled by a sack-happy defense. along with something you have been wanting to see. that is a resurgent running game. >> ray rice. maybe a yard. >> ray rice carried the ball just five times. since then, ray has been busy. he credits his offensive line for the major "kick" in production. >> them guys are playing lights out. there's a reason why, you know, the running game emerge the the way it did and it's doing. because them guys, it's not that they figured it out. they're all on one accord. and you know, we've got great guys. everybody said, we'll get it together. nobody panic. >> reporter: our panel of experts thinks the ravens' winning streak will survive the challenge of the chargers. >> reporter: sports director mark viviano. san diego is struggling on its offensive line. that plays well for the ravens' rush. i have baltimore winning, 24- 17. >> it's ed norris and 105.7, th

good to see you, stan. >>> tonight's number, 160 million.er of americans who will benefit if congress passes an extension of the payroll tax cut. notice the key ghord that sentence was if. congress has not yet passes an extension. next, what's the holdup? can congress reach a compromise or will 160 working americans get a tax hike in the new year? cuban cajun raw seafood pizza parlor french fondue tex-mex fro-yo tapas puck chinese takeout taco truck free range chicken pancake stack baked alaska 5% cash back. right now, get 5% cash back at restaurants. it pays to discover. >>> we've been blessed to be welcomed into some of iowa's historical and cultural landmarks and tonight's an extra special treat. broadcasting like from the orpheum theater, built in 1927. decades late, fell into disrepair and for a while, was split into a two-screen movie theater. a major restoration project launched in the 1990s, completed after the turn of the century. what you see is the orpheum fully restores from the remarkable grand chandeliers to the magnificent mai

. >> and i'm stan stovall. thank you for joining us this morning. >> we were pleasantly surprised -- >> i was trying to work today -- [laughter] >> it happens. no snow. we did have a couple of hours were mixed in with some snow. "keep talking, weatherman." >> the storm was too fast. >> the storm was too fast for the cold air. it was a pretty good snowstorm around pennsylvania and new york state. there's nothing on the ground. for all you kids, there's knows no snow. >> i think i would be wearing a disguise. >> 38 right now at the airport. another big story is the wind. it could gust up to 40. let me do one forecast. mostly sunny and caold. there could be a tree issue. i'm sure the crickets are chirping. >> i am not speaking to you. the roads are in pretty good shape. at phoenix road, there is some debris in the road. the right lane is closed. looking good on the northeast corner as you make your way towards the west side. so far so good on at 95. one issue we have is flooding. 450 is closed in anne arundel coun

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stan i'm going to say you know i don't know do you know it's not the fact that he doesn't know it's the fact that he doesn't think he should look it up so you agree with president obama live you. when the basic knowledge of those attempting to spearhead a country can leave much to be desired where does this leave americans choosing their politicians and their country's potential future let's find out. heard of it. for some reason i don't know anything about libya do you know what is becky stan is no i do not know what becky stands back you. know do you know the us is an airbase there. oh yeah we know about libya. you know dispel libya yes yes do you know the united states was involved in a war with libya. ok. you know why. i know absolutely nothing about them honestly about new mexico is that a state or a country what is that. i mean i think. it was my first or now. it's the old me under bush. well actually. come on it was not that long ago you vote cheney who is the vice president of the us. you know i have no idea i know. the vice president. cheney so was secretary of state police

>> stan graham, live in beijing.hank you very much. >>> mike chinoy reported extensively from the region. he told us how on a recent visit he was struck by the stability of the regime. >> reporter: been in pyongyang in six years. i went back in august. i was struck by the sense of political stability across the board, the diplomats, the aide workers, the people i spoke with seem very convinced that the succession was on track, that there was not a lot of internal discord about it. moreover, there was very intriguing signs in pyongyang of sort of inklings of movement towards opening up a little bit. north korea now has over 500,000 people using cell phones with an internal cell phone system that was set up by an egyptian company. there are more private restaurants than i had seen before. there was even the first joint venture pizza parlor in pyongyang. they were moving ahead with economic zones with the chinese. while i was there, kim jong-il went to russia and talked to vladimir putin about north korea and russia and

thank you, stan.right back. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> don't miss the cbs primetime lineup tonight at 10:00. stay tuned for eyewitness news at 11:00. >>> well, finally tonight, here is one rich dessert, impossible to lift, but tempting to eat. a bakery in bangor, india, has broken the world record for the heaviest fruitcakes. the rich plum cake weighs nearly 8,000 pounds. the treat is topped with a santa claus design, made up of dry fruits, nuts, and of course, liquor. over 17,000 eggs and 150 bottles of rum went into making this cake. a little bite will do you. >> they don't sell any in india, do they? >> they do now. >> that's it for us -- for us tonight. >> thanks for watching, wjz, maryland's niewgz station. don't go >> pelley: tonight, the president tells "60 minutes" he needs more time to fix the economy. >> this is going to take more than a year. it's going to take more than two years. it's going to take more than one term. >> pelley: a new cbs news poll tells us whether americans think he deserv

. >> and i'm stan stovall. thank you for joining us this morning. >> starting out to be a mild day. >> we're in the 40's right now. we're doing good. jumping up 10 degrees per day. we will not keep that going tomorrow. mostly sunny and 75 on saturday. that is not the case. we have cloud cover but it is dry. 46 at the airport. we will make it to 56 or 57 this afternoon. we have some rain to talk about. the morning commute should be just fine. maybe take an umbrella with you. we will check the seven-day forecast in just a few minutes. first we say good morning to sarah. >> good morning. we are tracking a few new problems. southbound 24, there is an accident. another one involving an overturned vehicle white had road at security boulevard in quinone -- gwynn oak. 59 as you make your approach to the j.f.x. on the north side. one more problem, we still love route 2 closed over to 255 in anne arundel county because of a downed pole and wires. we start in 29 at 32. north and southbound traffic, volume still on the lig

i'm stan stovall. >> and i'm mindy basara. thank you for joining us this morning. some fog this morning. >> i think the rain will come through tonight and tomorrow. visibility down to 1/4 a of a ball in some never is. after the fog burns off, we will make it up to 59 or 60 this afternoon -- is the billy down to 1/4 of a mile in some neighborhoods. >> the trial of paul schurick enters its homestretch. >> the jury could get the case later today to decide if schurick is guilty of using illegal robocalls. kim dacey is live at the mitchell courthouse with the latest. good morning. >> when court resumes, the defense plans to call two a final witnesses before presenting closing arguments. as paul schurick's trial enters what could potentially be its last day, the defense attorney wants to make sure the jury hears testimony from two more people. >> we have one more fact witness and one more character witness who traveled quite a distance to be here. so for that reason, i do want to give them the opportunity to testify on mr. schurick's behalf. >> the defense attorney says

first place in the southeast division. >> stan, thank you. and ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> all systems are a go for a new year's eve. ball drop at time square, the giant light switch was lifted and the dress rehearsal took place today. the sphere has 2,600 crystals. more than a million people are expected to be on hand to watch the ball's one minute journey. >>> a little village gets a brand new church and it is built out of snow. warm weather pushed back the opening but the architect was able to finish his masterpiece. the snow church is 65 feet long and has a 50-foot power. the church seats 200 people but only 40 were allowed in you know because there's a fear too many people may raise the temperature and melt the church. stay with us, we'll be right ,,,, it's the perfect time to find great deals on the 4g lte devices you love. like the droid bionic by motorola for $199.99. or the pantech breakout for $49.99. our lowest price ever. get the technology you love, on the network you deserve. and for a limited time, get twice the data for the s

stan saunders has more on the tough test they will face this weekend in san diego. stan?e the chargers face the pressure of fighting for their play-off lives, the confident ravens stroll in, realizing their 6-7 record is no indication of how explosive they can be. particularly on offense. first off, however, check out number 9 on your screen. he really wears number 52. he's arguably the best linebacker. as he could return to action sunday. now, among louis's teammates, shoring up the defense this weekend. safety, bernard pollard. battle-tested and ready to go up against a big chargers receivey. >> how do you cut those giants down? >> they played us. >> hard part, indeed. coming up at 6:00, the orioles introduce their newest player. the newest bird who traveled a long way to get to baltimore. back to you, kai. >> all right, stan. thank you. >>> a man is under arrest in western pennsylvania for a bizarre robbery attempt of a drive-through coffee shop. take a look, as a masked man lunges out of his car and through a window. you then see him hitting his wife with a coffee pot

. >> i am stan stovall. thank you for joining us this morning. >> looking at the weekend because people spend the night outdoors celebrating and watching the fireworks. we're expecting a pretty good weather. right now teach the chilling start to the day. 25 at b.w.i. marshall, but the wind is calm. we expect temperatures to move into the mid 40's. we will not have the wind today so it will not feel as c old. the seven-day forecast will include the new year's forecast. >> the morning commute, a nice start. weapon dealing with lighter volume. we do have some problems beginning in glen burnie at dogwood road. it disappeared before our very eyes. police activity to watch for. we have icy conditions at philadelphia road. 11 minutes on the outer loop northeast side. 10 minutes to get you south on 95 from the beltway in howard county. we start with 50 at sandy point. no real delays. everything moving well to and from the eastern shore. this is southbound traffic. no delays report down to the beltway. that is the la

. >> and i'm stan stovall. i'm stan stovall. >> and i'm mindy basara. -- thank you for joining us this morning. >> there is some rain on the way? >> i think the drive time will be ok. we have some clouds. we're in the 40's. we're stepping up. we're stepping up.

of course it goes to a whole new level. >> okay, stan. up to date with some news we're getting from the reuters news agency. south korea's military has been put on emergency alert following the report of kim jong-il's death. we're also hearing from jan happen that the funeral will be held on december 28th and perhaps an indication of what is to come. kim jung-un has been named head of the funeral committee. wolf blitzer was recently, as in a few months ago, i believe in north korea. maybe it was a little longer than that. wolf, you can clarify that for us. we heard a little earlier from elise labbott saying the state department still trying to get a handle on what to make of this news. how do you see it playing out? wolf, do you think they'll see this as a moment of opportunity or more of just the same? >> they'll try to take advantage of it as a moment of opportunity. the problem is that no one really knows how the son is going to operate. how much influence he's going to have. is he just going to be a figure head? is he really going to

stan is here with the sports report. >> there are a lot of changes going on. for now there are no plans to bring in a wide receiver to do something about those guys dropping the football lately. let's keep talking, the ravens did a roster move regarding a player that sometimes seems ininjury ridden. reed making a cut during his only kick return to the game, his knee buckles. today lee was placed on injured reserve, he's done done until next year. this after leading the nfl in kick off average next season as a rookie. >>> sunday's game in cincinnati will feature a play off atmosphere with play off implications at stake. the ravens need this to clench the wild card. coach john harbaugh explained what winning would do for the purple birds. >> what it would mean is that we would be the division champs and that's the opportunity that we have. if you want to see it at home, if you win all the games in your division you're probably going to be in pretty good shape at the end of the year no matter what happens. >> don't forget the only place to watch the ravens wrap u

. >> when they asked me who is the president of uzbeki-beki-stan-stan, you know, i'm going to say i don't know. >>okay. libya. [laughter] >> jon: i know that look. that look says, where is the fire alarm many this room? [laughter] and can i pull it without being noticed. well, this week cain sat down with barbara walters as one of her ten most fascinating people of 2011, by the way, very impressive that walters always lands all ten of the year's most fascinating people. >> what kind of cabinet position would you like if it were possible. >> we're speaking totally, totally hype tet cal, right? >> jon: no, herman cain, this is your job interview for a cabinet position. >> what kind of cabinet position might you like if it were possible? >> we are speaking totally, totally hypothetical, right? >> yes. okay. >> totally, totally hypothetical. >> yes. >> department of defense. >> what? [cheering and applause] >> jon: that was so ballsy, that was so ballsy it made barbara walters do a reporter's equivalent of a spit take. the lady has been on tv since tv started. [laughter] and she has never rea

gerry sandusky with the radio call along with stan white. dame and florida state in orlando last night. all notre dame --. florida state in the white. this is a fumble. zeke motta, 29 yards, 7-0 notre dame. tomy throw is up. floyd tips it and catches it. 14-3 notre dame. florida state comes back. 15-14. the big game down in san antonio. baylor beat washington 67-56. >> how about the ravens game? >> i feel good about the game. i think they will play well and win. >> 5:236. 31 degrees on tv hill --6:26. two doctors performing the dangers of abortions in cecil county. >> the governor looks back and looks ahead. >> an investigation it gets a new push. suspects police are searching for and why this case is making some light rail riders feeling uneasy. >> so far so good in this area. one problem in columbia. >> live, local, late-breaking, this is wbal-tv 11 news today. >> good morning. welcome back to 11 news today. i am stan stovall. >> i am sarah call. thank you for joining us this morning. let's check the weather. >> temperature is 28 at the ai

if we had the kinds of thing stans stanislas wants and patients who were actively deluded. there's another point that's not a direct answer to your question that we see very nicely here and th you and i have talked about repeatedly. we're talking about a new biology of mind. and this is coming together of psychology on the one hand and brain science in the other stand two are inseparable. without a good psychology you can't make progress in the biology and without the biogy you'll never understand the underlying mechanisms. so we're seeing in action this marriage, the synthesis of the new science of mind. >> rose: i was thinking about this over the weekend. is it clear freud would have wanted to be a neuroscience? >> without a doubt. >> oh, yes. >> he said "i'm giving up biology because it's sommature can't handle the questions i'm interesd in. i know when biology comes along andeals with a psychology cal problem, they're going t change it. it's going to all fall art because i vngtd been able to test these things." so he was modest. the problem with psychnalysis is not with

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. >> when they ask me who's the president of u-becky-becky-stan h u-becky-becky-stan-stan, i'm goingy, i don't know. >> what kind of cabinet position would you like, if it were possible? >> we are speaking totally, totally hypothetical, right? >> yep. >> department of defense. >> what?! why department of defense. if you were secretary of defense, it would be important to be familiar with the various countries around the world, and you have had some difficulty with that, mr. cain. >> yes, but i have been doing my homework ever since that difficulty. >> he's been doing his homework. herman cain should manufacture a pill, i think, that gives you his self-confidence. it would really sell. >>> and finally, looks like someone neglected to think this one through. any visitor to the campaign website of newt gingrich, newt.org, can glance through a number of news articles plucked by the candidate's campaign team. well, obviously the ones that shed a positive light on newt. but how about this headline from cnbc news that recently joined the lineup. "a tale of three wives: life on the campaign

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stan saunders behind with 33 points. then marty bass with 132. mary and i still have 141 points. there's still a charges. this week's big winner, steven colfield of pikesville. he correctly repredict -- predicted 15 of the 16 games and came closest to the sunday night game. for that win, he gets a pizza bolis and best buy gift card. even though there are three weeks left, you can still sign up as the team heads out to the west, to take on the san diego -- well, you get the idea. you come here to wjz.com, click on the pro football challenge. and you can click on and still win for the last three weeks. you see, i know where the west is. i do that in weather all the time. >> i think it should be the other way. but maybe people's televisions reverse it. in any case, i know you know where the west is. >> ravens take on the san diego chargers this sunday. >> the west is right there in his hand. he's holding it. >> that's right. >>> still to come on wjz eyewitness news. unbearable situation. a large black bear in a suburban neighborhood. see what happens. >>> the war is over. but dozens

>> stan, what kind of opportunity does this present for beijing?: it's a crucial opportunity for beijing. china's stated ambition is to become the pre pontd rant power in asia. we've seen china extending its reach, its relationship throughout the region, trade relationships in particular throughout the region. it wants to do that peacefully. china does not want to see itself dragged into a conflict that could interrupt its own growth and forestall those ambitions. at the same time, though, the united states has been very clear in recent months with the end of activity in iraq, the drawdown of troops in afghanistan, it's going to recommit to this region. barack obama on a recent trip through the region was talking about the u.s. commitment, even going as far as to organize for more u.s. troops to be placed on the ground in australia. some have interpreted that as an attempt to try to contain china's rise. right now all of that is in the mix. just how much influence does china have? how closely can the u.s. and china work together? how mature is the