please welcome stan marsh. - dick! and? - i don't know. i just like it. - you just like it. - yeah, i don't know. i've had it a long time. i just don't feel like cutting it off. - well, joining us now is just one of the billions of people who think that anyone who still wears their "what would jesus do" wristband is doing all of society a disservice. chris martin, you say that stan marsh is a dick? - yeah, yeah, thanks, charlie. my problem with this kid is he doesn't care about the truth. okay, if jesus rose from the dead with the help of drugs, that's fine, but then he went on to say it was a miracle, and that is where it became dangerous. what about the incas? what about the aztecs? millions of people who were murdered in jesus' name, and then jesus turns out to be a fraud. wearing that bracelet is a slap in the face to everyone. - what do you say about that, stan? - i don't know. i like it. - all right, well, we searched high and low to find my next guest, who actually agrees with stan marsh and thinks he's doing the