stanley darrow. stanley darrow? some day, big-- hello, mr. darrow? mr. eastwood, the reason i'm calling: we have a big feature coming up soon and i thought you might be interested in the starring role. it's a great script. do you think you could get about 6 weeks off from your t.v. series? oh, 6 weeks, uh... well, i could sure try and manage that, sir. but you couldn't afford me, you cheap old windbag. what did you say? i didn't say anything. well? are you interested, eastwood? why, yes, sir, i'm--i'm, yes, i'm definitely interested, mr. darrow. but if you ever show your ugly puss on the set, i'll quit. who's on the other end of this line? [snickering] what's the matter, mr. eastwood? some smart joker on that party line is giving me a hard time. i'm gonna find out who it is. [phone rings] hello? darling, what's the matter. oh, hi, baby doll. no, i'm, uh, i'm just having a little bit of a problem here, that's all. well, don't be mad at me. sweetie, i miss you. i miss you, too, sweet talker. what time do you want me to pick you up tonight? listen, little g