bounced all around the "star wars" universe.t the secret intention of the wicked witch of the west. and said, "that's how we tell the emperor's story." you tell it through the emperor's eyes across all six movies. and that's where this special came from. >> jimmy: gosh, it's genius. it's really, really funny. you always do something -- >> they didn't quite know how to react to that. they were like, ah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: they're taking it in man, go home and learn a little something. >> thanks, guys, we educated each other tonight. i feel good about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell everyone about the one armed wampa. >> so, we get to do a lot of things on this special, but most of it is tell silly jokes that are just -- you know, the perspective that you had if you were really here and this was happening. one of our writers came up with this idea of luke when he's on his way to get gas, stopping at an intergalactic gas station, pumping his gas, and then he sees this beater car pull up. and out steps the wampa who

(cheers and applause) join us next week when i, chuck schumer, review the sci-fi classic "the star wars" >> an asthmatic man dressed in black plastic cuts the arm off of the boy wearing pajamas with some type of a glow stick. (laughter) and here's the part you won't believe. the man in the suit is the boy's father. (cheers and applause) that must be the worst dvd feature extra ever. now with the standoff in our nation's capitol over the debt ceiling showing us

major military facility it's due to become part of a missile defense shield similar to the 1980's star wars project and as r.t. is a lore and reports activists demanding to be taken off british soil accuse us of following cold war criteria. it's no wooden reforged. of july celebration at this top secret u.s. military base here it's a little piece of america in the heart of the u.k.'s yorkshire dales where it is who are demanding independence from america this place symbolizes what's wrong with the special relationship between britain and states here we have a base that's on u.s. control which the british government and british people have. menwith hill is the largest intel gathering and surveillance space outside the us there are thirty two satellite dishes housed inside the huge golf ball structures which can eavesdrop on telephone calls faxes and e-mails from around the world it's been operational since the one nine hundred sixty s. but now it's set to become part of the controversial missile defense shield to alert the u.s. to any launch of police stick missiles as in poland and the czec

spy base that's being lined up as part of a star wars type missile shield. europe's open borders hit a dead end as denmark drops the barriers again angering its easy you colleagues who say violates the cornerstone of you were units and also. in some cases to be real virtually all going on qaida. officials in libya say the arms embargo has been breached again as folks from qatar carrying weapons for the rebels are reportedly intercepted. as japan fires off its nuclear reactors for the first time since difficult shima disaster we'll look at how neighboring china is searching for say for a time except why. it is not am in the russian capital you're watching our team with me marina joshing first independence day march with a difference based on it's the british trying to drive the americans out of a major military facility it's due to become part of a missile defense shield similar to the eighty's star wars project but activists say it's militarization of space and that washington is wrong to keep the british in the dark about what goes on there or am it reports

try a base that's being lined up as a part of a star wars type missile shield. europe's open borders here dad and his dam are drops of barriers again angering its me you colleagues to say it violates a cornerstone of your unity also. in some cases to the real effect of the army. officials and media say the arms embargo has been breached again as boats from qatar carrying weapons for the rebels are reportedly intercepted. and as japan fires up its nuclear reactors for the first time since the fukushima disaster we'll look at our neighboring china searching for safer atomic supplies. in the russian capital you're watching r.t.r. marina joshie first in a paris day march with a difference this time it's the british trying to drive the americans out of a major military facility is due to become part of a missile the fan shield similar to the eighty's star wars project but activists say it's a militarization of space and are washington's wrong to keep the british in the dark about what goes on their lower end of reports. it's nowhere near a fourth of july celebration

bases being part of a star wars. europe's open borders hit a dead end brings back the barriers to angering e.u. colleagues who say it was the cornerstone of euro unity also. to supply libyan rebels with. claims they intercepted the boats loaded with weapons from qatar. off the children living in near the fukushima plant had been exposed to radiation you look at how the crisis is leading to a solution in neighboring china. and another hurdle has surfaced on the way. forward you know we're streaming video. thousand business about twenty minutes . a very warm welcome to you this is r.t. live from moscow research first independence day march with a difference this time it's the british trying to drive the americans out of a major military facility to become part of a missile defense shield similar to the 1980's star wars project and as r.t. that laura and reports activists demanding the base be taken off british soil accuse us of following a cold war criteria. it's no ordinary fourth of july celebration at this top secre

the american military base in the north of england key to a star wars type missile system is the seen approaches by peace axis size and more and more secret u.s. facilities pop up across the world. in this movement and who are you. general russel honore is adjusted from the war crimes support for protesting as the judge in the hague enters and not guilty plea on have been hard to charges of genocide and crimes against humanity and says it sees the tribe you know a one sided justice and as calls that it's. news from russia under around the world this is an see with me thanks for joining us russia nato had failed to reach agreement on the european missile defense plans as deadlines continues to reject russia's concerns nato says there should be two independent systems that exchange information moscow favors a joint system and once an eagle guarantees that the alliance is proposed a missile defense shield won't be directed against russia he's not on an article reports now from the russian black sea city of sochi where the talks have ended. russia's foreign minister sergei lavrov describe

spy base that's being lined up as a part of a star wars missile shield. europe's open borders hit a dead end as denmark drops the barriers again angering its colleagues who say violates the cornerstone of the units and also. in some cases. officials say the arms embargo has been breached again i suppose from qatar carrying weapons for the rebels are reportedly intercepted. and as japan reveals almost half the children living near the fukushima plant have been exposed to radiation and we'll look at how the crisis is leading to a new nuclear solution in neighboring china. and the russian markets have opened to interrupt that which is marginally energy majors a losing ground on blowup oil prices. more market analysis devoted to minutes of business. eleven am in the russian capital you're watching r t. first and in a payments day march with a difference in this time it's the british trying to drive the americans out of a major military facility it's due to become part of a missile to fan shield similar to the eighty's star wars project but activists say it's

spy base that's being lined up as a part of a star wars type missile shield. europe's open borders hit a dead end as denmark brings the barriers back down angering its colleagues who say violates the cornerstone of euro unity. and. officials in media say the arms embargo has been breached again as both from qatar carrying weapons for the rebels are reportedly intercepted. and as japan reveals almost half the children living near the fukushima plant have been exposed to radiation we look at how the crisis is leading to a new nuclear solution bring china. international news live from moscow you're watching r t with me arena joshie first independence day march with a difference this time it's the british trying to drive the americans out of a major military facility is due to become part of a missile to fan shield similar to the eighty's star wars project but activists say it's a militarization of space and that washington is wrong to keep the british in the dark about what goes on there or am it reports. it's no ordinary fourth of july celebration at this top se

it reminds me of star wars. i'm a 48-year-old man. at a certain point going to the star wars conventions, you know, but as long as my son will dress up like obi-wan and provide some type of cover for me, i don't mind. i'm not jaded about it at all. i find these movies to be wonderful morality tales with great characters. i enjoy the hell out of them. >> they're a huge amount of fun. it's actually funny. amy, she lives in my building. and the other day i've been saying it for weeks. i never said anything to her. i had to lean over and said i've got to tell you i'm a massive fan of the mighty-b which is a cartoon. only one person here knows it. >> jon: i know it. >> i'm scared to admit that that's perhaps not the one thing she would have liked me to pick out of her catalogue of work. i spent three hours today watching cartoons. >> jon: i like your job. >> this girl i remember asking at the opening night party, she said how did you prepare for this show? she wanted me to say i sit in a stable for a couple of days. i was like well i watch

so serious "star wars" fans will love it. what you can expect. ♪ >> i'm not the biggest "star wars" fan whoever walked the earth so i leave it to the experts, there is no word on whether the scenes will make it into the upcoming 3-d release or the live television series we have been talking about on and off since spring. and since it is 147 degrees outside, jeff, maybe going to the movies is in the books for people. the big release is "captain america" and $120 million film with chris evans. >> hard to make the money back. >> well, it is difficult and it is going to do great overseas, so that the bigger international number helps to bolster a lot of the films, and the bigger question, jeff, will it make the money back when it is up against harry potter that will do gang busters and even on the opening weekend we saw a dropoff of the friday and saturday numbers. but "friends with benefits" starring justin timberlake and mila kunis is a fun summertime romance comedy and what you see is what you are going to get there. and mila

be the largest electronic monitoring station in the world a missile defense shield similar to the star wars project it's called menwith hill located in north yorkshire in the united kingdom and while it's been around since the one nine hundred fifty s. it has greatly expanded over the last few years and a price tag of ten billion dollars so what's it all for and is it really worth it and it's time when the u.s. is experiencing such massive debt r.g.s. laura ament paid a visit to the area and gives us a firsthand look at how many people in the area feel about the base. here it's a little piece of america in the heart of the u.k. so yorkshire dales where it's britons who are demanding independence from america this symbolizes what's wrong with the special relationship between states here we have a base u.s. control which the british government. have no control menwith hill is the largest intel gathering and surveillance space outside the us there are thirty two satellite dishes housed inside the huge golf ball structures which can eavesdrop on telephone calls faxes and e-mails from around the

protests demanding the closure of an american spy base in england which is due to be a part of the star wars type missile shield your concern it's a step toward the self-serving american militarization of space. denmark's border barriers are coming back with custom chads designed to tackle drug smuggling and illegal immigration but it's angered e.u. colleagues who say it violates the cornerstone of european unity. and even officials say the arms embargo has been breached again as boats from qatar carrying weapons for the rebels are reportedly intercepted so far france is the only nation to admit supplying arms to get out in force its. next r t discusses the missile shield plans that are driving a wedge between moscow and washington. i. for what i understand russians are not against all interceptors they are against the more advanced and the more capable ones could you expand on that well we started the study a couple of months ago to look into the technical side of what might be behind russia's concerns so there's the narrative in the west has been that russia is ideologically opposed to mid

with protests demanding the closure of an american base in england which is due to be a part of a star wars type missile shield they are concerned it's a step towards a self-serving american military zation of space. denmark drops down the border barriers again with customs checks designed to tackle drug smuggling and illegal immigration but it's angered. to say it violates the cornerstone of european unity . and levy an official say the arms embargo has been breached again as boats from qatar carrying weapons for the rebels are reportedly intercepted so far france is the only nation to admit supplying arms to take it off in force as. well next r.t. discusses the missile shield plans that are driving a wedge between moscow and washington. i. the war of words on missile defense has been going on for quite some time now between russia and the us with washington saying we need powerful interceptors against a potential attack from some dangerous state usually named iran or north korea and moscow saying why do you need interceptors for weapons that those rogue states don't have but we do so it's

their opposition to a covert us military site in northern england it's inspired by the reagan era star wars project saying they have a right to know what's going on there. and of the shutters are up in denmark as the country passes a strict new nose on border control calls from its european neighbors who say it might violate agreements on visa free travel. and libyan officials say they intercepted two ships carrying a belgian made weapons for the rebels it's all in violation of a u.n. embargo want to arms trafficking to the war torn country. next discusses the missile shield plans that are driving a wedge between moscow and washington to stop. i. for what i understand russians are not against all interceptors they are against the more advanced and the more capable ones could you expand on that well we started the study a couple of months ago to look into the technical side of what might be behind russia's concerns so there's the narrative in the west has been that russia is ideologically opposed to middle missile defense so that they're more concerned with the bases in poland and romania bu

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