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seems to me that i told you fate, it seems so to me too, only i don’t know for what sins, i and stas mikhailovo him, what he told you, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s fun time, the premiere is today on rtn. every self-respecting wild cat has a bright, distinctive, very recognizable feature, well, for example, i say: a wild cat with a mane, well, it’s immediately clear that it’s a lion, a black wild cat, a panther, but and a cat with tassels on her ears, pay attention to the screen, now we’ll talk about lynxes. well, here in the aviary we have a three-legged cat silver, he came to us from kapkan, from bobrovoy, now he is already a veteran, he is 14 years old, and he is the father of almost all of our kittens , who then go free, here is his wife , so i want to meow a few words about yana valentinovna, if anyone doesn’t know, she is a prominent biologist in our country, 30 years old... decreasing every year, especially in the european part of our country, like this, for example, only in tver areas beyond over the last 10 years, the number has decreased by 30%. usually cats have an elongated b
seems to me that i told you fate, it seems so to me too, only i don’t know for what sins, i and stas mikhailovo him, what he told you, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s fun time, the premiere is today on rtn. every self-respecting wild cat has a bright, distinctive, very recognizable feature, well, for example, i say: a wild cat with a mane, well, it’s immediately clear that it’s a lion, a black wild cat, a panther, but and a cat with tassels on her ears, pay attention to the...
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that i have been scanned by fate, it seems so to me too, but i don’t know for what sins, i and stas mikhailovyou, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s fun time, the premiere is on saturday on rtn, annushka has already bought sunflower oil, and not only bought it, but even sold it , wuland was seen again at the patriarch's, well, a historian, i 'm a historian, today there will be a patriarch's... interesting story, a black magician, yes, the posters will now be a millionaire, margarita again picks up yellow flowers, with yellow flowers. i came out so you could finally find me, the master is burning his novel again, this will happen to me trouble, i don’t want you to die with me, so, citizens, now the famous foreign artist monsieur woland will perform before you, the true story in a new capacity, so be it, the master and margarita, midnight is approaching, missr, tomorrow on rtr, already on the platform, watch all the episodes right now in the application. on rtr, sasha, come out for a minute, come out, i said i can’t. i can’t, let her, she’s more experienced, i ’ve never done this, neither have
that i have been scanned by fate, it seems so to me too, but i don’t know for what sins, i and stas mikhailovyou, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s fun time, the premiere is on saturday on rtn, annushka has already bought sunflower oil, and not only bought it, but even sold it , wuland was seen again at the patriarch's, well, a historian, i 'm a historian, today there will be a patriarch's... interesting story, a black magician, yes, the posters will now be a millionaire, margarita...
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i wish you to quickly become a great-grandmother heroine, your beloved stas mikhailov joins my congratulations in summer, don’t leave me on this planet. i bake from point i to you on my own planet earth , lumpen dreams live on it, poets and marginalized cats spend their hours in their own way, bankers are homeless dogs, normal and shifted, now i only trust you, cranes are flying to china, then the plane, then he will take me there, where nothing needs to be decided, and you can just fly, cranes. flying to china, just don’t fly away, neither in winter nor in summer, don’t leave me on this planet. the cranes are flying to china, just don’t fly away, not in winter or summer, don’t abandon them. me on this planet, the cranes are flying to china, the cranes are flying to china, china, just don’t fly away, neither in winter nor in summer, don’t leave me on this planet, look at the morning mail, and what, in my opinion, is correctly said, among for those who watch nina smetanina, here is her letter. dear nikolai, we have a very cold winter on the black sea coast, it has been raining for the fifth day
i wish you to quickly become a great-grandmother heroine, your beloved stas mikhailov joins my congratulations in summer, don’t leave me on this planet. i bake from point i to you on my own planet earth , lumpen dreams live on it, poets and marginalized cats spend their hours in their own way, bankers are homeless dogs, normal and shifted, now i only trust you, cranes are flying to china, then the plane, then he will take me there, where nothing needs to be decided, and you can just fly,...
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that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, i don’t know for what sins, i’m white stas mikhailovremiere today on rt. in the far north-west of russia, above the arctic circle, lies a veritable treasure trove of nature, the kola peninsula. sometimes it is called russian lapland. the nature on kola is surprisingly diverse. this includes taiga and mountain ranges. and the tundra, where countless herds of reindeer roam. in the north, the kola peninsula is washed by the barintsevo sea, warmed by the warm atlantic current; it does not freeze all year round. in the east and south, the peninsula is separated from the mainland by an ice-bound white sea. scientists believe that the northern cradle of humanity, the legendary hyperborea, was located right here, on the kola peninsula. from the first note, beauty, repeat, from the first phrase, better a bird in your hands, like a feather in one place, you swim shallowly, from the first smile, we... recognize each of them, front, profile, back of the head, bells, or something, from first grade together, we are responsible for everything we do al
that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, i don’t know for what sins, i’m white stas mikhailovremiere today on rt. in the far north-west of russia, above the arctic circle, lies a veritable treasure trove of nature, the kola peninsula. sometimes it is called russian lapland. the nature on kola is surprisingly diverse. this includes taiga and mountain ranges. and the tundra, where countless herds of reindeer roam. in the north, the kola peninsula is washed by the barintsevo sea,...
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i sang stas mikhailov. without you, without myself.ust no focus. crew. guys, close the curtain. on friday on rtr, repentance, king, hello, azazam, please, thank you. complain here. i beg! allow me to introduce myself to the kings, follow me, madam, please, now put them on, you, margarit nikolaevna, are a very smart woman, and it seems that you already understand who our master is, well, every year the missir gives one... in short, well, very briefly, you will not refuse to accept this responsibility yourself, i will not refuse, i thought so, please, and this, this is a ballroom trick of a hippopotamus, and nothing more, do not be alarmed, the pain will be magnificent , i won’t hide this from you, we will see, who at one time was extremely great, but you yourself are of royal blood, why royal blood? ah, queen, questions of blood, the most difficult questions in the world, i would not be at all wrong if i mention this weird shuffled deck of cards. let me hint, one of french queens, one must assume, would be very amazed if... someone told
i sang stas mikhailov. without you, without myself.ust no focus. crew. guys, close the curtain. on friday on rtr, repentance, king, hello, azazam, please, thank you. complain here. i beg! allow me to introduce myself to the kings, follow me, madam, please, now put them on, you, margarit nikolaevna, are a very smart woman, and it seems that you already understand who our master is, well, every year the missir gives one... in short, well, very briefly, you will not refuse to accept this...
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ll die, what are you doing, oh, stop, i’ll suffocate, i wonder, i wonder what you did, i sang stas mikhailovove? doctor, yes, it happens all the time, all the time, it’s so good, and where do you have love, and everywhere in the bedroom in the kitchen on the porch, she ’s already got this love like that, like that, who got it, love nikolaovna, her mother, oh , that's stupid, that's it here, here she is, she is everywhere, don’t go there, love, okay, answer me better to the question posed: you and your wife are sleeping, who? you who sleep with her can snore like a horse. don’t you understand what i ’m asking you? i understand that, and you understand the cook’s oak door, so okay, i’ll ask in a simple way, tell me, for example, what do rabbits do? doctor, rabbits are crazy animals, so good, yes they are in general, they just all need to be treated, they are anxious, day and night they make other rabbits, good, good, here you and your wife are it happens like rabbits, and what are you doing, carrots? all the time, listen, you’ve already bothered me, i didn’t bother you, it’s necessary, it’s no
ll die, what are you doing, oh, stop, i’ll suffocate, i wonder, i wonder what you did, i sang stas mikhailovove? doctor, yes, it happens all the time, all the time, it’s so good, and where do you have love, and everywhere in the bedroom in the kitchen on the porch, she ’s already got this love like that, like that, who got it, love nikolaovna, her mother, oh , that's stupid, that's it here, here she is, she is everywhere, don’t go there, love, okay, answer me better to the question...
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stas mikhailov called nikolai valuev a stupid jock. the funeral service will take place on tuesday.rstand, this is already a general phenomenon, where is our psyche heading? one man, in despair , was about to commit suicide, standing on the bridge, preparing to jump, suddenly someone taps him on the shoulder from behind. excuse me, please, kittens. don’t take it away, you’ll forgive me , i’ll say one frivolity, i understood one thing for sure, i don’t understand anything, but i understood one thing completely, the main organ in a person is still the ass. she takes part in everything, in treatment, teaching, education, making decisions, everything goes through her, she has no equal in searching for adventure. it seems to me that something is happening to me, as if i, not me, are premiering on rtr, and we have never met anywhere before, why are you looking at them like that? yes, the normal one is so pretty, i would have a crush, it seems to me that our mother went crazy, money to figure out the criminal, that sanya, she is sick, you need to think like a criminal, he possessed me, i l
stas mikhailov called nikolai valuev a stupid jock. the funeral service will take place on tuesday.rstand, this is already a general phenomenon, where is our psyche heading? one man, in despair , was about to commit suicide, standing on the bridge, preparing to jump, suddenly someone taps him on the shoulder from behind. excuse me, please, kittens. don’t take it away, you’ll forgive me , i’ll say one frivolity, i understood one thing for sure, i don’t understand anything, but i...
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that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, only i don’t know for what sins, i sang stas mikhailov i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s a fun hour, the premiere is tomorrow at 14:50 on the russia channel.” dazzling 30,000 km, a middle eastern exhibition of watches and jewelry opened in sharjah. 500 stands with goods from different countries. in addition to luxurious rings, necklaces, and bracelets made of precious stones, there are absolutely amazing exhibits. well, for example, a golden bicycle or a scooter encrusted with diamonds. and also a phone case with a huge ruby in the shape of a heart. in general, the exhibition will close on the fourth. i got a tour of 7565 per night, that is , it turns out cheaper during the season, as a rule, the price tag is higher, and many hotels are already at capacity, so we try to do everything in advance. a ten-day summer vacation in turkey for elena belyaeva and her husband will cost about 150 thousand. thanks to early booking, the girl is happy while shopping during the tour, we managed not only to save about 15%, but also to choose a hotel o
that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, only i don’t know for what sins, i sang stas mikhailov i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s a fun hour, the premiere is tomorrow at 14:50 on the russia channel.” dazzling 30,000 km, a middle eastern exhibition of watches and jewelry opened in sharjah. 500 stands with goods from different countries. in addition to luxurious rings, necklaces, and bracelets made of precious stones, there are absolutely amazing exhibits. well, for...
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touch anyone, this is a crazy fan from the front row, jumped onto his neck, hung like a lady, and stas mikhailove runny nose has gone away, this is a thing, a souvenir, sell it, what to sell, a scrap of something, are you crazy or something, you don’t have enough money, go get another loan. why did you pay for the ticket? i’m a chocolate bunny, i’m small, but look at yourself , it’s okay, i won’t be silent, comrades, we once went with her to the cat theater under the control of a puppet, i asked, as a person, don’t tell this story to anyone, why are you performing i tore it off, i didn’t tear anything off, i tore it off, first i tore off my skirt, then the performance, it’s not my fault, it burst on its own, comrades, you know what, a bottle of valerian in my pocket burst and it started flowing down my legs... who ’s crazy about you? bring valerian to the cat theater, i always carry it with me, probably, you’re nothing but nerves, i drink valerian, in short, and he put some kind of drink in the keys, or something, it just leaked into his sock and stinks, but they didn’t rush there are 200 of the
touch anyone, this is a crazy fan from the front row, jumped onto his neck, hung like a lady, and stas mikhailove runny nose has gone away, this is a thing, a souvenir, sell it, what to sell, a scrap of something, are you crazy or something, you don’t have enough money, go get another loan. why did you pay for the ticket? i’m a chocolate bunny, i’m small, but look at yourself , it’s okay, i won’t be silent, comrades, we once went with her to the cat theater under the control of a...
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me that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, so i don’t know for what sins, i and stas mikhailovyou, myself, he is deaf like you, my father told me, but i didn’t listen to him , what he told you, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s a fun hour, the premiere is on saturday on rtr, annushka has already bought sunflower oil, and not only bought it, but... she also spilled it, wuland was seen again on patriarchs, you are a historian, i am a historian, today there will be an interesting story at the patriarchs. midnight is approaching missir, tomorrow on rtr already on the platform watch all the episodes right now, in the app or on the website, one of the largest studios in europe, stars were lit here, masterpieces were created, creative destinies were created, portraits of the great masters of soviet cinema were created. to the centenary of the film studio. mosfilm on the winds of history. film by boris dobrodeev. today on rtm. don't leave your pantry unattended. check from time to time. did anything interesting appear there without you? in britain at auction for almost 160.00 rubles.
me that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, so i don’t know for what sins, i and stas mikhailovyou, myself, he is deaf like you, my father told me, but i didn’t listen to him , what he told you, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s a fun hour, the premiere is on saturday on rtr, annushka has already bought sunflower oil, and not only bought it, but... she also spilled it, wuland was seen again on patriarchs, you are a historian, i am a historian, today there will be an...
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i sang stas mikhailov. pestebya, without yourself. he's deaf, like you, he told me.mber five, so let’s do it let's say something, let's check the dart. yes, i agree, it’s a sword, a sword, a sword , let’s check the sword, the second one will have to be in any case, honestly, yes, there is, second line, last, fifth, fifth, less popular, maybe, sword, novel, novel , so, what, what, why, the novel ends, we now have, well, the core was throwing the discus, it seems to be heavy too, but it seems to me, the discus, no, it’s somehow throwing the discus, right? so we check the 1 2 3 4 5 versions and the captain gives the answer dmitry who i think bit bit bit bit i will also stop at the bit bit so i i love the bat as a fool if you play, yes, i love musical beats and this is all there too. the bat seems to me that the bat is all five of them, the queen is the card of the beat, no, look, they’re already smashing, too, people know this word, it exists, right? they apparently watch the olympics, in general they watch tv , you know, it’s useful to watch tv, i understand that blogg
i sang stas mikhailov. pestebya, without yourself. he's deaf, like you, he told me.mber five, so let’s do it let's say something, let's check the dart. yes, i agree, it’s a sword, a sword, a sword , let’s check the sword, the second one will have to be in any case, honestly, yes, there is, second line, last, fifth, fifth, less popular, maybe, sword, novel, novel , so, what, what, why, the novel ends, we now have, well, the core was throwing the discus, it seems to be heavy too, but it...
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i sang stas mikhailov. without you, he is as deaf as a dinger, he told me, father, he spoke, but i didnu, and yana, it was a mistake, a child is not a mistake, i was afraid of losing you, my son, i couldn’t either... put on someone else’s child premiere today at 21:00, next is haute cuisine, and this is an appetizer - salmon with vodka with horseradish sauce, how do you like it, mr. meng, we'll test the recipe for the perfect appetizer from the taiwanese tv series in practice, after the news. come on, all together, in unison, the show is unprecedented. scale, we are standing opposite the second wall, looking at you, i want to become better, we are all watching together, on friday at 21:30. unity in society guarantees the country's victory. vladimir putin met in tule with defense workers, doctors and activists helping fighters. svo. russian units are moving forward in the donetsk direction. ukrainian fighters suffered significant losses. visibility is no more than 300 m. flights to rilskeli were canceled, in moscow, a volley of snow and rain. the news will tell you about the main thing,
i sang stas mikhailov. without you, he is as deaf as a dinger, he told me, father, he spoke, but i didnu, and yana, it was a mistake, a child is not a mistake, i was afraid of losing you, my son, i couldn’t either... put on someone else’s child premiere today at 21:00, next is haute cuisine, and this is an appetizer - salmon with vodka with horseradish sauce, how do you like it, mr. meng, we'll test the recipe for the perfect appetizer from the taiwanese tv series in practice, after the...
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that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, but i don’t know for what sins, i sang stas mikhailov without himself, he is deaf, like you! my father told me, he talked, but i didn’t listen to him, what he told you, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s a fun hour, the premiere, if it’s winter outside, it means new episodes of sklefosovsky are coming soon, everything will grow together, you’ll see in 4 days. sklefosovsky, new episodes from monday on rtr. sotbes plans to auction a rare stamp from great britain. will fetch more than 2 million dollars for it, the letter itself, which, unfortunately, is lost, was sent in 1840, only the envelope remains, on it the first mail in the history stamp, successfully used for its intended purpose by the first goshen black penalty, the message was intended for the manager of a metallurgical plant 120 km from london, the envelope, according to the stamps, traveled a distance of about 500 km, well , for a modern motorist the 700 vers is not a detour, as we understand, unless of course it's a car. started, our auto expert ivan zenkevich will help preve
that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, but i don’t know for what sins, i sang stas mikhailov without himself, he is deaf, like you! my father told me, he talked, but i didn’t listen to him, what he told you, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, it’s a fun hour, the premiere, if it’s winter outside, it means new episodes of sklefosovsky are coming soon, everything will grow together, you’ll see in 4 days. sklefosovsky, new episodes from monday on rtr. sotbes plans to...
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said, that we are doctors, and you are not doctors, i am a plumber, and he... what sins, i sang stas mikhailovnects me with his mother, hello, good morning, we are glad to welcome everyone who is starting our company from saturday, today is february 3, in the studio of denis stoykov and vera krasova, this is how i met sophia loren. the russians told what excuses they come up with when they are late for work. by the way, unpunctual people are most often found among those under 34 years old. the vast majority practically. they are never late, every third person who has such a sin, naturally sees public transport and traffic jams. far less those who honestly admit that they overslept, but even less refer to... force majeure, personal circumstances and family matters, but some do not hide that the reason is their disorganization and laziness, well, by the way, the right way to overcome laziness sports, you don’t need to do anything special, just walk in the fresh air, this is how sergei egorov will tell you how to benefit from walking in winter: since the birth of the baby, my walks have become re
said, that we are doctors, and you are not doctors, i am a plumber, and he... what sins, i sang stas mikhailovnects me with his mother, hello, good morning, we are glad to welcome everyone who is starting our company from saturday, today is february 3, in the studio of denis stoykov and vera krasova, this is how i met sophia loren. the russians told what excuses they come up with when they are late for work. by the way, unpunctual people are most often found among those under 34 years old. the...
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from, but then somehow i started singing again, then i saw it, so what let's sing today, let's stas mikhailov child anyway, i’ll marry dima, the child died , we’ll look at the weekend, i’m your son, why did you lie to me all these years, how could you, you’re my mother, what do you want, how did you find out that seryozha stayed alive, now your wedding is under great threat, and this boy binds them more tightly than your ridiculous courtship, if..." everything could be returned back, let 's start all over again, and it's a turn for me, i 'll solve this problem, it's hard to cross the abyss lies, seryozha the student damaged spine, because of her our son may remain disabled, she took everyone’s life away, she ruined my whole life, we can’t cope without you, it’s even more difficult to take a few steps to love on saturday on rtr. there are places that fascinate because they are part of the cultural code, because they have power, beauty and history, conquer, the squad is ready, explore. nature, mom, dear, just incredible beauty, you already understand what the vietnamese’s favorite means of tran
from, but then somehow i started singing again, then i saw it, so what let's sing today, let's stas mikhailov child anyway, i’ll marry dima, the child died , we’ll look at the weekend, i’m your son, why did you lie to me all these years, how could you, you’re my mother, what do you want, how did you find out that seryozha stayed alive, now your wedding is under great threat, and this boy binds them more tightly than your ridiculous courtship, if..." everything could be returned...
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that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, so i don’t know for what sins, i sang stas mikhailovternity leave, i have two beautiful princesses, of course, then spin, which one should we take, this one or this one, well, this one, this one, smoking reduces the size of the penis, listen, this is a difficult question, because i have no one at all the family doesn’t smoke and neither does the husband, but if so, don’t look at me me. i don’t smoke, well, now, this is already a question, yes it was, not a statement, well, yes, you reason logically or remember, well , i think that so, no, it doesn’t reduce it, otherwise everyone would quit smoking, which is logical, i have one my friend quit smoking, he really quit smoking when he counted, i don’t remember how many millimeters it was, it’s a year if you smoke. cigarettes, what is the problem, this is a pump, this is the very organ we are talking about, these are cavernous bodies, like a sponge, and accordingly, everything depends on the degree of its blood supply, yes, if it is not very strong, well as we inflate with a ball, it is weak
that i was sent to you by fate, it seems so to me too, so i don’t know for what sins, i sang stas mikhailovternity leave, i have two beautiful princesses, of course, then spin, which one should we take, this one or this one, well, this one, this one, smoking reduces the size of the penis, listen, this is a difficult question, because i have no one at all the family doesn’t smoke and neither does the husband, but if so, don’t look at me me. i don’t smoke, well, now, this is already a...
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i was waiting for a man, he was supposed to save me from loneliness, he saved me, no , stas, is it really mikhailovrian, four drops per glass of vodka. and he ate the bun, a hare, a forest, a cat, a bug, became a shawarma at the station. my brother is a goat, alyonushka's sensational revelation. is it true that old man khatabych is conchita wurst on his passport? we will discuss the soul-changing story in the very near future, now we have a gray wolf in our studio, meet us! hello! hello, dzhigurda, i am not a dzhagurda, not a dzhagurda! okay , sit down, tell me about yourself, please, i'm an unhappy, hungry wolf, every morning i sit in the bushes like... a homeless person and wait for little red riding hood to eat her pies, and then i spend the whole day catching three little pigs, jumping on a hen, singing, the color of the mood is blue, because the mushrooms in the pies are hallucinogenic, the gray wolf, little red riding hood claims that she was shocked by meeting you, and i was in shock. from her pies, if grandma ate them, she would throw away her skates altogether, and in general i’m not gray,
i was waiting for a man, he was supposed to save me from loneliness, he saved me, no , stas, is it really mikhailovrian, four drops per glass of vodka. and he ate the bun, a hare, a forest, a cat, a bug, became a shawarma at the station. my brother is a goat, alyonushka's sensational revelation. is it true that old man khatabych is conchita wurst on his passport? we will discuss the soul-changing story in the very near future, now we have a gray wolf in our studio, meet us! hello! hello,...