presented by state farm. and now from the three point strut -- here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this nba game night special broadcast, thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on this sacred sunday of basketball in the united states tonight on abc. game two of the nba finals from oakland. the golden state warriors host the cleveland cavaliers. i don't know about you guys, but i'm excited to watch these sportsman hoist that basketball ball through the ring. [ cheers and applause ] i really am. i don't know the terminology. the first two games are in oakland, which is bittersweet for oakland fans because the warriors are moving to a new arena in san francisco, but not until 2019. so, this is kind of like when your spouse tells you she met someone new, but she's going to be living with you for a few years until -- [ laughter ] they get their place built. so, for games three and four, the series moves to cleveland. steph curry though may just stay in oakland and shoot from there. [ cheers and applause

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presented by state farm. and now, from way downtown, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. thank you. welcome to primetime. this is our "game night" special. tonight, here on abc, game five of the nba finals between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers. no team that has lost game five has ever gone on to win the nba title. although, wait, i'm sorry-- that's not -- no team that has lost game seven has gone on to win the nba title. [ laughter ] but game five really doesn't matter that much at all. [ laughter ] it's like the wednesday of the week. it's not that important really. you know, normally, on monday nights we have "the bachelorette" here on abc, but not tonight. tonight, fans of "the bachelorette" will be shocked when they turn their tvs on and see more than one african-american man on it. [ laughter ] but in a way, the nba finals are a little bit like "the bachelorette." it's a bunch of muscular guys shoving each other on tv so they can get a raise. [ laughter ] the warriors got off to a strong start in the series, but

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plus, snoop dogg and guillermo at nba media day, presented by state farm!nd now, laying it up, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone! i am jimmy, host of this "game night" special, we are coming to you in prime time, thanks for coming to us. tonight here on abc, game three of the nba finals. between the golden state warriors and the cleveland cavaliers. games one and two were in oakland, now the cavs moved back to cleveland for -- well, possibly for the rest of the summer. [ laughter ] game five will take place in oakland if necessary, but let's be honest, are any of these games really necessary? fun, yeah. but necessary? not even slightly! [ applause ] this is do or die time for cleveland. the warriors have been dominant so far. they won by 33 points in game two. they won by such a big margin they actually get to roll some of their points over into game three. [ applause ] [ laughter ] a cell phone plan. i'll tell you, i am not much of a basketball player, but i am pretty sure i could i lose to golden state by 33 points, may

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state farm. what a day!! a very busy actress, producer, author, mother of four who sometimes still finds the time to throw great parties and look fabulous. >> we are talking about emmy winner patricia heaton. >> her fans probably know her best as playing ray romano's wife deborah on the hit comedy "everybody loves raymond." or you may have seen her recently playing a midwest mom on the hit show "the middle" which just wrapped up its seventh season. >> unbelievable. >> uh-huh. >> but now she is once again dishing up good food for families and friends but now she does it on her emmy-winning cooking show "patricia heaton parties." >> hi! >> hi! >> congratulations. >> well, i have to tell you, the food show is so much fun because i have always wanted someone to pay me to drunk in the afternoon but you guys beat me to it! >> you're an amateur, baby. you're an amateur. >> have you always -- >> cheers. >> this is one of your cocktail recipes? >> raspberry prosecco. >> is that a recipe? you put raspberries iny s iies

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state farm. what a day!!food team called upon one of our contributors who has come up with a couple delicious ideas for a winner, winner, chicken dinner. >> how about that? >> the chicken wasn't a winner. look what happened to it. >> ground chicken, two ways. our ingredients, we will make a chicken parm burger to start. this is a very good summer version of chicken parm made of garlic, broground chicken. here it is here. we will add parmesan, italian seasoning, salt, pepper, garlic and red pepper flakes which are optional if you don't like the spice. i like the spice. >> me, too. >> this is greek yogurt which i also love adding to my burgers because it makes them nice and moist. it's a good alternative to eggs if you don't want to use we will mix that all up. it takes a second. then we will form our patties. this will make about four patties, one pound of ground chicken. you have a hot skillet, we will add one and cook it for about five minutes per side. >> you just have a little oil in the bottom. >> little

state farm. what a day!! >> stephen: welcome back, everybody.ers and applause ) it's lovely to have you here, but this is not the first time we've met. people out there may not know that you and i have worked together before. yr >> absolutely. we are the official spokespeople yesterday's coffee. >> stephen: that's right, yesterday's coffee. and anyone not familiar with this very fine product take another look at this clio-eligible commercial. >> what a beautiful morning. >> stephen: it is now. >> thanks for getting up to make the coffee. >> stephen: i didn't. >> what? >> stephen: i made this coffee yesterday. ( laughter ) >> but it tastes like you made it today. >> stephen: that's because i used yesterday's coffee. it tastes like you made it today. >> that's a time saver. >> stephen: yeah. >> hey, if we leave now, we could catch the fer tow grassy point, have a picnic like we used to. >> stephen: that sounds great. but i can't. i gotta make tomorrow's coffee. >> can't we worry about tomorrow's coffee tomorrow? >> stephen: nope. the only reason w

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state farm. what a day!!idate bernie sanders. you got fact checked in the commercial break. you said you got 12 million votes. turns out -- >> 13 million votes (cheers and applause) >> stephen: okay. did you expect, as you said, you were negotiating with the clinton campaign right now to get something from them of your agenda before you endorse the secretary. is there anything else? do you narnia or anything like that? (laughter) get something good, bernie! >> well, i have right now as good as it gets. i'm the senator from the beautiful and great state of vermont. can't do much better than that. (applause) >> stephen: you went to the floor yesterday to join the sit-in. what was it like down there? seems like, at times, it seems like a drum circle. at times, it seems like chaos. it's really take this action. >> yes. >> stephen: what's it like on the floor and is there hostility to what is happening on the floor? >> it's almost embarrassing to have to explain it because it's so crazy. we have republicans who ap

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