i think stedman is missing. >> larry: there is no stedman. >> have you ever seen stedman? >> larry: yes, he has been on the show, sitting that seat. >> was he a person or a hologram? >> larry: i can't swear. >> exactly. >> larry: okay, i got it. >> i also believe that ryan seacrest is out to get me. >> larry: why is he mad at you? >> because i make fun of her sometimes. >> larry: who did you say? her? >> yes. >> larry: you're funny. >> i'm starting right out the gate, lar. >> larry: you recently did an emmy roundtable of reality stars for the hollywood reporter. you said you think your show edits you to be nicer. explain. >> i mean, a lot of these reality folks come on talk shows and say if i was the villain or if i said something ridiculous, they edited that way. i think on my show they actually edit me very fairly, maybe too fairly. i'm not that nice. >> larry: you think they make you look nicer than you are? >> a little bit. just a hair. >> larry: can't you run your own show? >> no, i have no authority over it at all. >> larry: in the same boat. >> i'm not buying that a