and instead of steve urkel, his name is stefan urquelle?n, laura's suddenly interested in him because he's cool? but then, later in the episode, laura realizes that stefan is kind of a jerk and wants to change it back to the regular, nerdy steve. he he he, good times." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] man, that must have been an interesting -- from his face, you can tell. must have been an interesting meeting. here's another. this is the -- [ light laughter ] "speaking of urkel, i wish i had a transformation chamber. i bet i can ask the cia to build me one and they'd have to do it. [ laughter ] then i could transform into a cooler version of myself. except my name would still be pronounced 'barack obama,' 'cause let's face it, barack obama is a pretty kickass name. [ applause ] actually, on second thought, i don't need a transformation chamber at all. because honestly, how can you make me any cooler than i already am? stefan urquelle has nothing on me! i've got a beautiful wife. i'm friends with oprah. i'm the president of the united st

welcome back to the kaiser report i'm max kaiser time now to go up to canada and speak of stefan molyneux of the freedom a radio dot com stuff on a welcome back to the kaiser report thanks max great to be here so stuff on loan there the u.s. deficit thinner of the absurd there on the brink of chaos every leader of the free or world is talking about more debt. ceiling and euro tarp plus the shenanigans in the u.s. what is going on well china says or at least a private chinese rating agency says or makes the argument that the u.s. has already defaulted through devaluing of the u.s. against other currencies and that has been enormous and significant just over the past ten years the u.s. dollar has lost forty percent or more the dow in its real returns since new year's day two thousand has lost almost thirty four percent and so what's happened is a devaluing of the dollar against other currencies that as we know is a result of two things which are closely related to u.s. debt the first is keeping interest rates artificially low and the second is just printing money and how is the fed printing

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stage five from that i can to stuff a pole he's just over a couple of minutes ahead of frenchman stefan petter hand so the russian third as a bit of teens in the truck section he was quickly securing yesterday seven hundred kilometer route to his second stage when. i'm finally after dealing with bitter cold and dodging killer whales. the russian guinness book of records is the first people ever to see from russia to alaska across the bering strait richard and poor fleet has this report. safely back on dry land and after almost three years of planning comes time to new guinea to finally achieve their dream of kite surfing across one of the most inhospitable stretches of the planet's bering straits. could you were back in moscow to tell the press about their adventures of a soon hope to enter the guinness book of records as prefers kite surfaces to complete this amazing feat more of our leisure by stated if we really wanted to get our names in the record books and thankfully we managed to cross the bering straits because it was also a personal goal for me to choose such a future really su

finish was enough to increase the overall gap over another russian aren't very good and in the cars stefan put a handsome team a clear stop loss' got his first stage when of the event but polo leads in the overall standings but a handful creeping up to four extreme we will end with major league baseball's all star game that saw the national league get a five one win over the american league to secure home field advantage for the world series several big names were absent chase he was in arizona in all sixteen of eighty four stars were dropped but prince fielder shaun the three run homer the fifth inning as the national. from the five one way anybody walking through this the most valuable aboard an auction and the bond that in this instance will see. that is the sports the moments before in a couple of hours time but we have got the web coming up next. great for the full story we've got it first the biggest issues get a human voice face to face with the news makers take. a mission free credit cation free. for charges free to make money free. three stooges free. download free blog just plug

pole to michael and that gave him a minute and fourteen second lead over nearest rival frenchman stefan petter hand still despite the final stage being cancelled competitors are still making their way to such via main roads for the prize giving. football now and two time former russian champions rubin has than have been drawn against ukrainian runners up in army kiev the third qualifying round of the champions league which is a double header in the first match is g. later this month the draw was announced that you a for headquarters in geneva putting against each other the top two clubs from the former soviet union for the second time in three years rubin and an arm also met twice in the group stages in two thousand and nine ukraine outfit won the home tie three one while holding their cemented goal is strong because than they need of the two sides progress losing out to group winners barcelona and eventual champions into milan. now any rugby fan knows new zealand are the team who play in black and their prime minister has branded england want to be after they revealed they too will wea

and in the cards stefan petter hands the team a clear still follow through it's got his first stage when of the event the polo leads in the overall standings but it's creeping up to four six three and we will end with major league baseball's all star game so the national league got a five one win over the american league to secure home field advantage for the world series several big names were absent chase field in arizona in all sixteen of eighty four stars were dropped but prince fielder shone with a three run homer in the fifth inning as the national lead to a five one when. the most valuable player award actually and then this all to see. is the sport for the moment we've got more in a couple of hours time but we have got the weather coming up next. for the full story we've got it for. the biggest issues get the human voice face to face with the news makers. mission free cretaceous and free transport charges free. range humans free risk free. to tide free. download free broadcast quality video for your media projects a freebie deodato party dot com you. wealthy british style. market

and in motor sport france's former dakar champion stefan petter hansen has won the fourth stage of the silk way rally to go second in the overall standings for the insurance race in russia it was a second stage victory for the experienced frenchman who stayed his many all for racing with flair around the southern city of us but i can but he's. still trailing by just. behind to make a stop in caning second local driver alexander was asked this. was in the trucks two teen crews are paving the way to check alicia upright moving up to third after taking a day's illness there are three more staged for the rally contagion in the big city of salt on saturday. i'm funny as well toll is making a stop in the russian capital this week the moscow venue is just one of eighteen worldwide sites on the competition calendar day here with more. this is just the fourth time moscow is hosting the beach volleyball grand slam however it's already become one of the top stops on the world tour with a prize fund of six hundred thousand u.s. dollars organizers on the russian side have been virtually unchanged f

let's turn to motor sport and france's former champion stefan petter hanson has won the fourth stage at the silk way rally to get a second in the overall standings for the insurance race in russia it was a second stage victory for the experienced frenchman who stayed his many all for racing with flair around the sudden saving of us that i can but he is still trailing by just over two hours behind teammate christophe troops who came in second local driver alexander if you don't was third fastest and is also over all while in the trucks team come out as crews of paving the way with. moving up to third after taking the day's honors there are three more stages to go before the rally concludes in the lympics city of sochi on saturday. meanwhile top formula one teams red bull and ferrari will also be showing off their cars in sochi this weekend along with lotus and bring their russian driver vitaly petroff and the organizers believe this event will help boost the sport's popularity in the country so it's really a new book but we're learning as we want to show that formula one is beautiful

while meanwhile ironing and watch the city have signed montenegro defender stefan savic from partisan belgrade on a four year deal the twenty year old who has previously have a trial is also becomes city's second signing in three days following the arrival of who should form the gunners savage played for his country in last october's goalless nero twenty twelve qualifier against england at wembley is also played for parties on against australia in the champions league. meanwhile the first says mohammed bin hammam will face their ethics committee on july the twenty seconds to answer allegations of bribery during his election campaign to attempt to become president of football's governing body this is branded asian football confederation president has been sent to report i feel for investigators as we are asked to respond it's claimed to have tried to offer caribbean football cheats cash in return for their vote and terrible football union employees and jason sylvester will also appear before the hearing allegations against fee for vice president jack warner were dropped when he resigne

was enough to increase the overall gap over another russian on the break you know and in the cars stefan put a hanson's team a list of allowed suits got his first stage will of the event the pole loops in the overall standings about a hand since it's creeping up into four it's tricky. and we will end with major league baseball's all star game is for the national league at a five one win over the american league to secure home field advantage for the world series several big names were absent at chase field in arizona in all sixteen of eighty four all stars were dropped but prince fielder shone with a three run homer in the fifth innings at the national league rome to a five one win really blew his star the most valuable player award and the national league i would vantage in the cities will see us. so that brings the end of the sport have got more of it like from state chain though it is the weather coming up next. download the official antti up location on the phone oh i pod touch from the i choose apps to. watch all th life on the go. video on demand ati's minefield costs and already s

which goes through as the plan to start the ball is just over a couple of minutes ahead of frenchman stefan at the hands of a large russian and those coming off continues to lead to the truck section he was quickest during friday's seven hundred kilometer route to claim his second stage win. italy's marcos and chile has topped the time sheets in both practice sessions for the german motor g.p. places that are second with reigning champion haldane around zoeth but ahead of friday's practice some of the riders checked out the sex and ring course i'm not on the bikes and instead they were invited to get behind the wheel of a hovercraft with varying degrees of success european champion above bad at risk giving them tips some more than others but it's a tricky course to master according to botha g.p. championship leader casey's phone or history in leave the overall standings by nineteen points and hopes to extend that sunday's race as the season reaches the hof a stage. section is very technical and very tight in the first half of the circuit and something you know you've got to get lines right

five from that i count the start of a pole he's just over a couple of minutes ahead of frenchman stefan to handle a russian beard off continues to lead the trucks section he was quick each during yesterday's seven hundred kilometer route this is second stage with. the raf some of the riders for this weekend's major pain too many have been checking at the sachsenring course but not on their bikes instead they were invited to get behind the wheel of a hovercraft with varying degrees of success europe a hovercraft champion hate about there was giving all tips here some even more tips than others but it is a tricky course to master according to the moto g.p. championship leader. they sustain that he leads the overall standings by nineteen points and hopes to extend that sunday's race as the season reaches the halfway stage. second innings very technical very tight in the first half of the circuit and something you know you've got to get your lines right you got to make sure the bike set up worlds of turning in the long corners with this sort of open and then only the last part of the track

thousand kilometers halted victory on the final stage from the sochi nine times a car when a frenchman stefan better ansell came second with russia's alexander showed the crowding out of the podium in said in the trucks category it was not prise who won the final stage and the overall title claiming his maiden victory in an international race for i was beautiful and andre carnegie you know where overall second and third respectively. and some sad news finally rushes to his play on the second a bonobo has revealed she has cancer the world now got swine see a choosing to make the announcement on her twenty second best day here bonobo hasn't played a match since may missing both the french open and wimbledon and a message on the w.c. website of the muscovite said she's being treated as skins named spots and that she is hopeful of a chance to reach out to the sport if the treatment is successful in the coming months. that's all the sport for the moment coming up next as the weather states and. hungry for the feel we've got it for. the biggest issues get a human voice face to face with the news ma

off its claimed victory on the final stage from michael to sochi nine times a car with frenchman stefan petra on cell came second wave russian alexander to shoulder rounding out the podium in the third in the trucks category it was look prize to one final stage on the overall title claiming his maiden victory in an international race the most drivers for those the beautiful and i'm very proud of you know where over all second and third respectively. and finally some sad news russian tennis player at least likely bottom of a has revealed she has cancer the world number one see a choosing to make the announcement to have twenty second birthday on saturday he bought a hasn't played a match since may missing both the french open and wimbledon in the message on the w.c. website but moscow and said she's being treated as an employer by and that she was hopeful of a chance to return to the schools and her treatment is successful in the coming months. that's all for the moment joy may get into all this time and come up short least weapon.

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she exclaimed victory on the final stage from my copd associate nine times a car when a frenchman stefan that ran selby in second with russia's alexander shoulder frowning at the podium in third in the trucks going to great was look prize who won the final stage and the overall title claiming his maiden victory in an international race come ons drivers for those that bureau fan and drink out of you know where overall second responsibly. and finally some sad news russian tennis player lisa cleave bonobo has revealed she has cancer of the world number twenty to make the announcement on her twenty second birthday on saturday we bought our hasn't weighed the match since may missing both the french open and wimbledon and a message on the w.t. official website of the last of it said she's intrigued at the hard times and but added she was hopeful of a chance to return to the sport to play and it's acceptable in the coming months. that's all the spoils for the moment coming up shortly after this is the other state with our team. hungry for the full story we've got it first hand the biggest issue

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still, a friend of the couple, royalty expert stefan burn says he talked to charlene -- >> she said,ticket home. >> everything is okay. she never thought about leaving the country. you don't wait so long before you get married, then the day before you quit. no. >> reporter: whatever the details, the wedding starts now. reports also claim it will cost around $70 million, which the palace also denies. but, hey, this is monaco, playground of james bond and other international men and women of mystery. expect glamour. charlene's gown will be armani. the dinner by an ub he cher che. and last night they met with the eagles. >> we've all been waiting for this moment, always teased him about it and he's finally doing it. >> reporter: a bit bittersweet for those who knew and loved albert's mother, princess grace. kate powers, the american owner of the famous stars and bars restaurant here in monaco, will attend the wedding. her mother gene kelly was a best friend of the princess. they called themselves "the kelly girls." >> i think she is so approving of charlene. i am sure. i feel her. i alw