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stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i respect all of the people sitting there especially the gray-haired gentleman. >> stephanierry? now we can't have nice things. >> caller: okay. listen when this trial started i said to a very good friend of mine, he asked a question, i said this guy's going to walk. >> that's what i said. >> caller: i said, he's gonna walk. >> stephanie: no wonder you like jim the official cynic of "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: you have to think beyond convention, okay. you have to understand what you're dealing with. and we're in a dark place in this country okay? very dark place in this country. first of all let me qualify myself or identify myself. i'm a black male. i'm 59 years i will be 60 in july, god willing. i spent a year and a half in the south in the military from '77 to '79. i was stationed in moody air force base in georgia. my first experience when i got on the plane to go south, i was a little nervous. i thought well, things will be different. i'm not going to go into a long, drawnout story but i met a man on the plane as i was flying out of atlanta going into value

jim was doing a george bush points -- >> stephanie: bar bar. >> i have no gray hair. >> the only personthen. james in south carolina, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi james. >> caller: hey, steph, how you guys doing? i just want to say i think we keep getting our politics to twisted with this anthony weiner stuff. we don't ask for people's resignation when they filibuster 300 times or they have meetings while the president is getting inaugurated on how they're going to sabotage the government but oh, boy, you let someone show someone a picture of himself in his drawers oh, boy he has to go. >> stephanie: that's true. >> caller: i would rather have him represent me than that scary reid guy, i'll tell you that much. unless you bend somebody over in front of the bathroom mirror -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: for god's sake, people. i know i started it. >> what did you think of that? >> stephanie: okay. kirby in chattanooga. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello, kirby. >> caller: hey steffi. i've only called you once before. it was about william f. buckley and the happy hooker

. >> stephanie: london fire brigade speculated the popularity of "50 shades of gray" may account for rings stuck on their fingers, nine with rings stuck on his penis and nine with a penis stuck in the toaster. >> why? >> oh, my god. >> was it plugged in? >> stephanie: why! >> all the knives were in the dishwasher. >> it is not metal. >> never stick anything metal in the toaster. well, this is the least metal thing attached to me. >> stephanie: i've got an idea. >> i can unplug the toaster. >> stephanie: nicely done, macgyver. >> i'm going to need chewing gum, some reynolds wrap and my penis. >> radioactive isotopes. >> stephanie: they helped five people with their hands stuck in shredders. perhaps not some of the brightest people in the world. >> i think i'm going to stick my hand in while it's still running. >> isn't it almost impossible to stick -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: london fire brigade advised people to exercise common sense and to keep the keys nearby when using handcuffs. >> from the masochistic corporation. >> stephanie: do not make your safe word -- [mumbling] >> one good

gray is saying anything. sharknato did not get good ratings. >> oh, no. kind of like snakes on a plane. >> stephaniele, in which it picks up hurls great whites towards dodger's stadium -- it could happen. would we stay that long? >> there's the opening pitch. let's go. >> stephanie: it was clocking 5,000 tweets per minute. >> like really prominent people were tweeting about it. chuck todd tweeted about it. >> stephanie: i know. so it did no better than their normal fair. and not the first time social media has mislead executives in to thinking they had a hit on their hands. snakes on a plane was another one -- >> how about lizards on a helicopter? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. let's do one quick one before we go. dan in florida. hi, dan, welcome. >> caller: hi, as a small business owner, i would like to ask awful of these people who want to boycott florida not to. when they do that, they are hurting small businesses although we may have may i say a moron as a governor we did support obama in both elections, so this is not such a red state. >> disneyland is better than disney world, though. >