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said stephen colbert! and reporters for "the new york times" have seen receipts to these women from cash app, and apple pay. how dumb is matt gaetz? (as gaetz) "dude, dude, don't leave a paper trail. use the cash app, that way it all goes up in the cloud! that way, when it rains evidence disappears! pretty sure that's how it works." gaetz didn't keep his pervy behavior secret. allegedly, he showed his republican colleagues photos and videos of nude women he said he had slept with while on the house floor. remember: this is where he works. you know those mandatory sexual harassment trainings your office holds where the examples they give are all so outrageous, you're like "who is this possibly for?" it's for matt gaetz. gaetz also reportedly boasted of his "access to women." who says "access" to women? they're humans, not the united airlines premiere club. gaetz's reputation for creep goes all the way back to his days in the florida legislature, where he allegedly created a "game where members of the florid
said stephen colbert! and reporters for "the new york times" have seen receipts to these women from cash app, and apple pay. how dumb is matt gaetz? (as gaetz) "dude, dude, don't leave a paper trail. use the cash app, that way it all goes up in the cloud! that way, when it rains evidence disappears! pretty sure that's how it works." gaetz didn't keep his pervy behavior secret. allegedly, he showed his republican colleagues photos and videos of nude women he said he had slept...
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>> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to "a late show." i am your host, stephen colbert.re still emotionally processing yesterday's verdict by a minnesota jury that found derek chauvin guilty on three counts in the murder of george floyd. it brings up a lot of complex feelings, because no jury verdict can bring george floyd back, but the news of this accountability was celebrated across the nation, in minnesota... new york and... >> lets get together and feel all right. >> stephen: ...across the street from the white house, in black lives matter plaza, where people were dancing and crying with relief. what a difference 11 months make. last time they were crying from tear gas and rubber bullets. now, the problem of police violence against people of color is still far from solved. while this is a welcome verdict, it's like wiping up a spill on the "titanic": good job. now let's focus on the water around our ankles. president biden addressed it last night: >> let's also be clear, such a verdict is also much too rare. for so many people, it seems like it took a unique and ext
>> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to "a late show." i am your host, stephen colbert.re still emotionally processing yesterday's verdict by a minnesota jury that found derek chauvin guilty on three counts in the murder of george floyd. it brings up a lot of complex feelings, because no jury verdict can bring george floyd back, but the news of this accountability was celebrated across the nation, in minnesota... new york and... >> lets get together and feel all right....
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i'm your host stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, it's day 11 of derek chauvin's trial for the murder of george floyd, and we're back where we started, because yesterday, just a few miles from the minneapolis court house, another black man was killed by police. in this case, it's 20-year-old daunte wright, who was shot in the minneapolis suburb of brooklyn center during a routine traffic stop. after pulling wright over, the cops determined that he had a warrant out for his arrest, and then, as the police tried to detain him, he stepped back into his car, at which point an officer shot him. angry citizens protested all last night in front of the police station, and those protests are not likely to get any smaller after they learned that the police's official explanation for this shooting was the officer accidentally drew her handgun instead of her taser. it's dangerous when a policeman can't tell if you're holding a gun. it's insane when they can't tell if they're holding a gun. now you might think, "hey, just do
i'm your host stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, it's day 11 of derek chauvin's trial for the murder of george floyd, and we're back where we started, because yesterday, just a few miles from the minneapolis court house, another black man was killed by police. in this case, it's 20-year-old daunte wright, who was shot in the minneapolis suburb of brooklyn center during a routine traffic stop. after pulling wright over, the cops determined that he had a warrant out for his arrest, and then,...
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stephen: damn girl. mean is he just-- . >> stephen: i will tell you a quick story, os your >> stephen: one of my writers on the show, rob, hi rob, he was tome hey there is this ago. and thing called bitcoin. and it is going to be a thing and people are right now using it for drug deals and hiring assassins but it is going to be a thing. and i said okay, we like to explain stuff to the audience about joke, i said what do we need to do he said we need computers and start mining it and he tried to explain block chain, my eyes would roll back and i said forget trk we are not doing. this he reminded me on a weekly basis that if we had started mining bitcoin ten years ago, i could stop this nonsense comedy career at this point. i feel like an idiot. >> but this happens all, there are companies all the time that he will talk about, that to me seem so ludicris. why would i want to sleep on someone's couch and pay for it like if is ludicris and yet here we are. and i airbnb everything and uber everywhere and i us
stephen: damn girl. mean is he just-- . >> stephen: i will tell you a quick story, os your >> stephen: one of my writers on the show, rob, hi rob, he was tome hey there is this ago. and thing called bitcoin. and it is going to be a thing and people are right now using it for drug deals and hiring assassins but it is going to be a thing. and i said okay, we like to explain stuff to the audience about joke, i said what do we need to do he said we need computers and start mining it and...
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stephen-- stephen-- yeah, even stephen. yeah, stephen jackson.: oh, mr. mccartney. mr. mccartney, did you see i had ringo on the other night. ( as paul mccartney ) >> yeah, ringo, me brothers, you know, peace and love. me brothers. >> stephen: can you believe how great ringo looks? >> he's freaky. he was like, i don't know, he made a deal, some kind of deal with somebody. yeah, it's weird. ( evie laughs ) he's like a little kid. he's 80. >> stephen: he is-- ( as ringo starr ) i think it's the peace and love is what did it for him. ( both imitating the beatles throughout ) >> he does, you know. and me brothers, you know. and i didn't have any brothers, right, george? yeah, we didn't have any brothers, you know. paul and john were the primary songwriters of the band-- >> stephen: there was this one, there was this one time i wrote a little skiff slecalled "squiddy, squidd squy,dy, love my little squiddies, rock an roll." ( laughter ) and john and paul said the beatles don't do songs about mollusks, hen in two weeks they came out with "octopus's gar
stephen-- stephen-- yeah, even stephen. yeah, stephen jackson.: oh, mr. mccartney. mr. mccartney, did you see i had ringo on the other night. ( as paul mccartney ) >> yeah, ringo, me brothers, you know, peace and love. me brothers. >> stephen: can you believe how great ringo looks? >> he's freaky. he was like, i don't know, he made a deal, some kind of deal with somebody. yeah, it's weird. ( evie laughs ) he's like a little kid. he's 80. >> stephen: he is-- ( as ringo...
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>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome! welcome to "a late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i gotta tell you, the feelings are strong. the feelings are strong tonight. i don't know how you are feeling. but i guess the word is historic. this is an historic day. because this afternoon, president biden announced he will withdraw all u.s. forces from afghanistan by september 11, 2021, ending america's longest war-- even longer than the never-ending cupcake wars. a quagmire of ganache. the war in afghanistan has been going on for almost 20 years. to put that another way, this war is too old to date matt gaetz. 20 years is a long time. those are 17th-century european numbers. thaniscontessad of war you fight rteyour propoto uni the kingdoms and eloped with the duke of saxony. to further put the war into perspective, the war started in october 2001. this is what billie eilish looked like then. it's been going on so long that the first "iron man" movie opens with tony stark in afghanistan. this conflict is older than the marvel cinematic universe. it is an "infinity war," with no en
>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome! welcome to "a late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i gotta tell you, the feelings are strong. the feelings are strong tonight. i don't know how you are feeling. but i guess the word is historic. this is an historic day. because this afternoon, president biden announced he will withdraw all u.s. forces from afghanistan by september 11, 2021, ending america's longest war-- even longer than the never-ending cupcake wars. a quagmire of...
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>> stephen: welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to "a late show." i am your host, stephen colbert.art off tonight by saying, i forgive kate middleton for making me cry. i don't blame her. she's apologized, and i forgive her. she is a wonderful woman who i hope to meet some day. like everyone else, i watched oprah's bombshell interview with harry and meghan, and if you didn't catch it, let me tell you, m'lords and ladies, things got real, real quick. >> there has not been an agreement, you don't know what i'm going to ask... >> no. >> ...and there is no subject that's off-limits. >> no. >> and you are not getting paid for this interview. >> all of that's correct. >> stephen: i am here for it! ( crunching ) now-- ( crunching ) could use some butter. as you will recall, the couple left the royal family after months of racist attacks from british tabloids without any support from the palace. it was so bad, the duchess said she was at the breaking point. >> i went to one of the most senior people, just to-- to get help. and that, you know, i share this because... there are so many peopl
>> stephen: welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to "a late show." i am your host, stephen colbert.art off tonight by saying, i forgive kate middleton for making me cry. i don't blame her. she's apologized, and i forgive her. she is a wonderful woman who i hope to meet some day. like everyone else, i watched oprah's bombshell interview with harry and meghan, and if you didn't catch it, let me tell you, m'lords and ladies, things got real, real quick. >> there has not been an...
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i never revealed this to anyone before but hey stephen is about stephen king. >> stephen: stephen kingk tower series changed my life, the shining, the stand and don't get me started on his short stories, absolutely luminescent. >> stephen: i agree. but, taylor, even if that's the case, you can understand why maybe i thought the song was about me. >> i mean, not really, to be honest. you know, if i was going to write a song about you, i would just p be, like -- it's so obvious to call it hey stephen. you would call it something more detailed. song writing is all about the details so you go hey stephen i love you on the tv and all the stuff you did on the daily show and the time your opinion on lawen order and your name is tyrone your social security number is 335 -- >> stephen: doornt say my social security number! i get the strong feeling it is about me! >> that seems like a you thing for you to sort of process, but the thing about that feeling that i think that maybe you should address within yourself, i think it's something that you should process and then take the feeling that you'r
i never revealed this to anyone before but hey stephen is about stephen king. >> stephen: stephen kingk tower series changed my life, the shining, the stand and don't get me started on his short stories, absolutely luminescent. >> stephen: i agree. but, taylor, even if that's the case, you can understand why maybe i thought the song was about me. >> i mean, not really, to be honest. you know, if i was going to write a song about you, i would just p be, like -- it's so obvious...
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>> stephen, it's good to be with you. >> stephen: i got- i got the book.g right there? >> i've got a little cabernet right here. >> stephen: well, listen, i've really enjoyed reading excerpts of your book. i haven't made my way all the way through it, but there are some juicy parts. you are candid in your memoir. i certainly hope you will be as candid with me as you are in the book. can i get that promise from you? >> you can get that, stephen. i have been candid, straightforward my whole life, including my years in politics, and you're going to get the same treatment, maybe a little more. >> stephen: now, most people know you as the guy who grew up sweeping the floor of his dad's bar in ohio, and eventually you make it to be one of the most powerful people in the united states, the speaker of the house. i want to ask you about that job. so few people, i think it's, altogether like 54 people, have held that job over the last 200 and some odd years. what do you think that job requires? >> well, it requires a lot of patience, but most of the skills i learned
>> stephen, it's good to be with you. >> stephen: i got- i got the book.g right there? >> i've got a little cabernet right here. >> stephen: well, listen, i've really enjoyed reading excerpts of your book. i haven't made my way all the way through it, but there are some juicy parts. you are candid in your memoir. i certainly hope you will be as candid with me as you are in the book. can i get that promise from you? >> you can get that, stephen. i have been candid,...
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>> jon: hello, stephen. >> stephen: congratulations!re. how does it feel? >> jon: oh, man, it's hard to put into words, and it's hard to conceive of it all. it was a great, great day. i'll say that. >> stephen: now, when they actually called out your category, atticus ross and trent wegner were also nominated for mank. did it take a second to figure out which movie had won? you were nominated for soul. did you know it first or did it take a second for it to sink in? >> it took a minute because there was music playing and the music started playing and the clap started happening, and i heard my name, but i wasn't sure, and then i saw the camera just go, boom. and that's when i was, like, oh, well, there we go, we won. >> stephen: so what did you do last night? >> oh, my goodness -- we had a lot of celebration. i got to chat, hang out with my man daniel kaluuya, congrats to danielle. >> stephen: yes. and her is incredible. and we all were there hanging out afterwards. and then we went to dinner with all of the team from pixar and trent and
>> jon: hello, stephen. >> stephen: congratulations!re. how does it feel? >> jon: oh, man, it's hard to put into words, and it's hard to conceive of it all. it was a great, great day. i'll say that. >> stephen: now, when they actually called out your category, atticus ross and trent wegner were also nominated for mank. did it take a second to figure out which movie had won? you were nominated for soul. did you know it first or did it take a second for it to sink in?...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. today was a very tense day, and this is a very tense time for america for a host of reasons. if you're looking to take the edge off, may i remind you, it's 4/20. for those not in the know, 4/20 is the one day a year weed smokers celebrate smoking weed every other day of the year. and this april 20 is the big one, because today, 4/20 turned 50. 50! that means it's old enough to sneak off into the garage while the kids are at soccer practice and smoke half a joint, but then it has a panic attack, so it spends the afternoon on the couch drinking water and watching q.v.c. far out, man. this is the 50th anniversary because, back in 1971, a group of california high school students used to gather to smoke pot every day at 4:20 p.m. admirable punctuality for a group of kids who were always high. these kids were nicknamed "the waldos." ah, now "where's waldo?" makes a lot more sense. it's about a guy in a knit cap who never changes his clothes and has no idea where he is. although, looking at
i'm your host, stephen colbert. today was a very tense day, and this is a very tense time for america for a host of reasons. if you're looking to take the edge off, may i remind you, it's 4/20. for those not in the know, 4/20 is the one day a year weed smokers celebrate smoking weed every other day of the year. and this april 20 is the big one, because today, 4/20 turned 50. 50! that means it's old enough to sneak off into the garage while the kids are at soccer practice and smoke half a joint,...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. tonight, a very special late-starting episode, coming right off the highlights from the incredible ball-smackin' action today at augusta national. all the stars of golf were there: the club, the hole, the tiny flag. everything you love. but since we're extra late, we get to be extra spicy. and sex sells, so let's start with the too-hot-for-tv story that's making everyone's temperature rise: former texas congressman and company founder on the bag of gourmet pancake mix, ron paul. paul is a hardcore libertarian who has been called the father of the tea party. which is much kinder than pointig out that he's the father of rand paul. yesterday, congressman paul appeared on a zoom podcast to discuss the future of personal liberty. and at the end, he revealed that he had taken some liberties of his own. >> thanks, ron, it was a real honor to have you on the show. very-- >> nice being with both of you. truly. >> all right, thank you. >> thank you. >> thanks, ron. >> stephen: woo! yeah! he's n
i'm your host, stephen colbert. tonight, a very special late-starting episode, coming right off the highlights from the incredible ball-smackin' action today at augusta national. all the stars of golf were there: the club, the hole, the tiny flag. everything you love. but since we're extra late, we get to be extra spicy. and sex sells, so let's start with the too-hot-for-tv story that's making everyone's temperature rise: former texas congressman and company founder on the bag of gourmet...
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>> stephen: it's beautiful! in the popcorn. and to finish it, i'll top it with my reserved celery leaves and a pile of watercress. >> stephen: how about a pile of no. >> see, it looks like you're gonna get a salad, and then you look underneath, and you see a pile of popcorn. >> stephen: and then you look inward and wonder what you have become. ( laughter ) >> and this is a salad that you eat with a spoon. >> stephen: then it's not a salad. ( laughter ) it is a bowl of lubricated vegetable madness. but she did make one astonishing claim: >> popcorn salad is one of those classic midwestern dishes that you would often find in a church basement potluck. >> stephen: which is why so many young people have stopped believing in god. ( laughter ) quarantine-while, residents were upset when facebook removed the page for the french town of bitche. people who live in the town were upset, causing them to write a reinated, or what's known as a "bitche please." as soon as the matter was brought to the company's attention, the
>> stephen: it's beautiful! in the popcorn. and to finish it, i'll top it with my reserved celery leaves and a pile of watercress. >> stephen: how about a pile of no. >> see, it looks like you're gonna get a salad, and then you look underneath, and you see a pile of popcorn. >> stephen: and then you look inward and wonder what you have become. ( laughter ) >> and this is a salad that you eat with a spoon. >> stephen: then it's not a salad. ( laughter ) it is...
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hey, kyle. >> hey, stephen, how are you? >> stephen: i'm doing fine.p dying your hair and i go back to my black, horn rimmed glasses, i think maybe. , twins. >> stephen: we could do a freaky friday thing. >> or john slattery might get in there. >> stephen: it's a congratulations on gracefully aging ( laughs ) >> thank you. "gracefully,--" that's the key word, right. >> stephen: last time we were together-- here we go-- this is a couple of years ago. you and me, we drank some of your delicious wine from your winery, pursued by bear. obvious question here, people have been pounding the vino during the covid quarantine. has this been a good time to own a winery? >> yes, this has been a great time to own a winery, i gotta say. for some reason, during the pandemic, people just kept drinking. and the wine was-- flew off the shelves, to the point now where i actually make five different varietals, stephen, and i plan to open my tasting room in downtown walla walla this summer. so things are good in the wine world. >> stephen: well, how did you-- how does one
hey, kyle. >> hey, stephen, how are you? >> stephen: i'm doing fine.p dying your hair and i go back to my black, horn rimmed glasses, i think maybe. , twins. >> stephen: we could do a freaky friday thing. >> or john slattery might get in there. >> stephen: it's a congratulations on gracefully aging ( laughs ) >> thank you. "gracefully,--" that's the key word, right. >> stephen: last time we were together-- here we go-- this is a couple of...
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in. >> stephen: we are.hat for the show. >> stephen: very few guests go to the effort of painting their own backdrop. >> i also painted these guys behind me. >> stephen: those fellas. and the guitar is from my son, son, so i thought i would get that in. >> stephen: i've always been a great admirer that you respond to almost every question at some point. on every press line, if someone takes the photo of you, you give the peace and the love, peace and love, everybody. and every time you mean it. you haven't grown jaded to the promise of peace. some people have. >> yeah. >> stephen: some people who first ran into the peace and love message in the '60s gave up on it. how did you hold on to the peace and the love, ringo? >> it just became natural for greeting, peace and love, brother. you know. it was embededded from the '60s, of course, i didn't invent it. and, i love the '60s. i mean, what a change went on in everybody's life thanks to timothy leary, of course. but... i don't know, it's just that i was on tour
in. >> stephen: we are.hat for the show. >> stephen: very few guests go to the effort of painting their own backdrop. >> i also painted these guys behind me. >> stephen: those fellas. and the guitar is from my son, son, so i thought i would get that in. >> stephen: i've always been a great admirer that you respond to almost every question at some point. on every press line, if someone takes the photo of you, you give the peace and the love, peace and love,...
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) >> stephen: sounds good to me.ephen: good luck, my friend. >> jon: thank you, thank you. >> stephen: you know, folks, i spend a lot of time selecting the most topical, energy-efficient solar panels, and inserting premium lithium-ion story batteries into a sleek aluminum and bauxite ore chassis, to design for you the high-end, self-driving, electric luxury convertible that is my monologue. but sometimes, sometimes, folks, i wake up in an orchard in the dead of night, with an empty bottle of fireball in my hand, a weird rash on my cheek, and spooning a coyote, while hallucinating that i'm being chased by the men in black, so i nail together the planks of a splintered apple crate, duct tape four trash can lids to the sides, and fashion a steering wheel out of a cracked frisbee to convince myself i am fleeing in the flintstones-style, foot-powered boxcar of news that is my segment: >> "quarantine-while!" >> stephen: quarantine-while, there's a new "sex doll that has been programmed to rant about how despicable the huma
) >> stephen: sounds good to me.ephen: good luck, my friend. >> jon: thank you, thank you. >> stephen: you know, folks, i spend a lot of time selecting the most topical, energy-efficient solar panels, and inserting premium lithium-ion story batteries into a sleek aluminum and bauxite ore chassis, to design for you the high-end, self-driving, electric luxury convertible that is my monologue. but sometimes, sometimes, folks, i wake up in an orchard in the dead of night, with an...
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>> stephen: hey, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "a lot show." i'm your host, stephen colbert.y said it would never happen again, but ladies and gentlemen, we are live right there after joe biden's first address to a joint session of congress. because of the pandemic, the night was a bit odd. first, biden didn't mention low-flow toilets once. second, everything else. biden was the first president to deliver the speech in front of a mask-wearing audience. if you don't count bill clinton's last state of the union, whose theme was "eyes wide shut." because of social distancing, the audience was way smaller than usual. the number of attendees, usually 1,600, was paired down to only 200. still 200 people is more than watched the oscars. because of the limited number in the audience, most tickets were distributed by lottery. democrats pulled names out of a hat, while republicans used white power ball. because most of the cabinet did not attend, there was no designated survivor" tis year. thoog are that's too bad that's usually the only way to find out that the secretary of labor is m
>> stephen: hey, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "a lot show." i'm your host, stephen colbert.y said it would never happen again, but ladies and gentlemen, we are live right there after joe biden's first address to a joint session of congress. because of the pandemic, the night was a bit odd. first, biden didn't mention low-flow toilets once. second, everything else. biden was the first president to deliver the speech in front of a mask-wearing audience. if you don't count bill...
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>> stephen: hey! welcome to "a late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. are you cold? this is freezing in here! ( laughs ) i'm holding on to this like a life raft. oh, my gosh. i hope you're warm and toasty everywhere you are out there, america. after a year of this pandemic, this nation is finally starting to feel a little bit better, thanks to the widesread availability of vaccines. side effects may include: tears, hugs, and sexy snaps! hello, ladies! i'm halfway immune! and, yes, i'm that pale all over. ( laughter ) yeah. i'm immortal. i'm halfway to being immortal at this point. one more shot, bullets can't stop me. so let's find out the way the vaccine is changing the scene in our new recurring segment: "the vac-sine." ♪ shot shot-shot shot-shot shot-shot! ♪ ♪ shot-shot shot-shot shot-shot! shot-shot shot-shot shot-shot! ♪ ♪shot-shot shot-shot shot-shot! shot-shot shot-shot shot-shot! ♪ ♪ shot, shot, shot, shot! ♪ shot, shot, shot, shot! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) >> stephen: longer! longer! stall! why the "can-can," you ask? i asked that myself. the answer-- public dom
>> stephen: hey! welcome to "a late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. are you cold? this is freezing in here! ( laughs ) i'm holding on to this like a life raft. oh, my gosh. i hope you're warm and toasty everywhere you are out there, america. after a year of this pandemic, this nation is finally starting to feel a little bit better, thanks to the widesread availability of vaccines. side effects may include: tears, hugs, and sexy snaps! hello, ladies! i'm halfway immune!...
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i am your host, stephen colbert., you can really feel that we're getting pretty close to the end of the covid crisis. it's not over yet. but soon, the coronavirus will be in the rearview mirror, and we'll be in the front seat, flooring it, while tonguing down with some stranger we met in a parking garage. that's what we used to do, right? that was it. i have to check my old e-viets. a third of americans are inoculated, and folks are ready to be professionally groomed for the first time in over a year. customers are excitedly returning for cuts, manicures, waxes, and facials. ideally, all at once, by a pit crew that gases your forehead and rotates your pubes. this is a challenge for grooming professionals, of course. all these gnarled, overgrown hedge-people leave barbers struggling to indentify loyal clients. it makes sense. a few months into quarantine, i barely recognize myself. jimmy, can you throw up a picture of me from last may? there you go. there you go. so nice of john lithgow to take me in. stylists are sho
i am your host, stephen colbert., you can really feel that we're getting pretty close to the end of the covid crisis. it's not over yet. but soon, the coronavirus will be in the rearview mirror, and we'll be in the front seat, flooring it, while tonguing down with some stranger we met in a parking garage. that's what we used to do, right? that was it. i have to check my old e-viets. a third of americans are inoculated, and folks are ready to be professionally groomed for the first time in over...
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>> stephen: i, too.or you. i love that sun. >> stephen: i do, too. i love you're out there. after i talked to you the last show last week, i talked to our friend amanda sy fred. say colbert says hi. >> jon: i will. >> stephen: anthony hopkins is nominated. >> jon: that's a legend right there. >> stephen: you say hi to tony hopkins for me, too. just say, hey, toney. >> jon: with that accent, i'm going to try toer ge >> stephen: has los angeles inspired you, has changed your music point of view? what wants to come out of your fingers in los angeles, jon? >> jon: oh, my god. let's see... ♪♪ >> stephen: jon batiste, everybody. thank you, jon. stay safe. >> jon: oh, yeah. >> stephen: folks, there are a lot of very important things happening in the world right now, so i'd like to take a mnute to talk about none of them. instead, i'd like to talk about how this weekend, lizzo drunkenly slid into chris evans' d.m.'s. apparently, lizzo got hammered and sent captain america the message, "wind emoji, dunking emoji,
>> stephen: i, too.or you. i love that sun. >> stephen: i do, too. i love you're out there. after i talked to you the last show last week, i talked to our friend amanda sy fred. say colbert says hi. >> jon: i will. >> stephen: anthony hopkins is nominated. >> jon: that's a legend right there. >> stephen: you say hi to tony hopkins for me, too. just say, hey, toney. >> jon: with that accent, i'm going to try toer ge >> stephen: has los angeles...
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but it's wean on you right now, isn't it, stephen? >> i didn't do it. >> stephen didn't budge.he talked investigators combed through his apartment. no blood, no sign of any trouble. but this was interesting -- >> they found some condoms in his dresser drawer. >> wouldn't be unusual of course, for a guy stephens each to have condoms. except, stephen had told investigators he was a virgin. and saving himself for marriage. >> interesting. >> so, the detectives sort of change course and and said, why do you have condoms? >> that was where he changed a little bit. >> he got quiet. i guess he was thinking. and then he said, i got it from so-and-so's apartment. >> and a mission that he's still condoms? yes. he admitted it right out of the apartments of two of his neighbors. >> so we charged him with burglary. >> and while they held him, they took a good hard look all around the apartment complex. >> this is like a community laundry room for the residents. it's got washers and dryers. >> inside -- >> this is the maintenance room. >> they found this other door. a maintenance closet, loc
but it's wean on you right now, isn't it, stephen? >> i didn't do it. >> stephen didn't budge.he talked investigators combed through his apartment. no blood, no sign of any trouble. but this was interesting -- >> they found some condoms in his dresser drawer. >> wouldn't be unusual of course, for a guy stephens each to have condoms. except, stephen had told investigators he was a virgin. and saving himself for marriage. >> interesting. >> so, the detectives...
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i'm stephen sackur. millions of readers all over the world are drawn to fiction that explores our fears. horror sells, and no—one does it better or more prolifically than my guest today, stephen king. he's written more than 60 books, sold close to 400 million copies. he is the master manipulator of dark places and the paranormal. if you're not a reader, you may have seen the shining, carrie, stand by me — all films based on his stories. he's been writing for half a century. how has our appetite for fear evolved? stephen king in florida, welcome to hardtalk. thank you very much. it's nice to be here. i wish we could do it in person. me too. but nonetheless, it is a pleasure to see you on my screen. and let me begin by asking you about the threat that we all, all over the world — in florida, in the uk, all over the world — are living with, and that is covid—19. has that invisible threat of the virus in any way dimmed your enthusiasm for writing fiction about dark places? i would have to say actually not, b
i'm stephen sackur. millions of readers all over the world are drawn to fiction that explores our fears. horror sells, and no—one does it better or more prolifically than my guest today, stephen king. he's written more than 60 books, sold close to 400 million copies. he is the master manipulator of dark places and the paranormal. if you're not a reader, you may have seen the shining, carrie, stand by me — all films based on his stories. he's been writing for half a century. how has our...
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but stephen didn't stop there.e was able to get other restaurant owners in mountain view, palo alto and los altos to participate, 13 in all. >> it is cool because it is not just asian restaurants. >> reporter: stephen and a few of his customers say it is a cause he wants to be a part of because of the fear they have for their own parents. >> we have talked about getting them some sort of like pepper spray, it is disheartening. >> they are picking on defenseless, typically the elderly. i have to tell my mom to really be careful. >> reporter: stephen is not sure how much money that effort will raise but says it's more than just that. >> it's more about the awareness of people coming together. >> reporter: if you couldn't come out to the 13 restaurants involved, stephen says he's already thinking of expanding the efforts to other parts of the bay area. >>> a los gatos of bakery owner is facing charges accused of sexually assaulting female customers during breadmaking lessons. last month les gato started investigating
but stephen didn't stop there.e was able to get other restaurant owners in mountain view, palo alto and los altos to participate, 13 in all. >> it is cool because it is not just asian restaurants. >> reporter: stephen and a few of his customers say it is a cause he wants to be a part of because of the fear they have for their own parents. >> we have talked about getting them some sort of like pepper spray, it is disheartening. >> they are picking on defenseless,...
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now on bbc news. it's hardtalk with stephen sackur welcome to hardtalk. i'm stephen sackur.d trump is now holed up in florida, not the white house, and his presidency is history. so, not surprisingly, historians are trying to find some perspective on a president who stress tested american democracy like no other. my guest is timothy snyder, one of america's leading historians of totalitarianism and the holocaust. he believes trump and his movement brought america face to face with early stage fascism. is that pushing historical parallels too far? professor timothy snyder in vienna, welcome to hardtalk. glad to be with you. you are a world—renowned historian, but increasingly you seem to be engaged with the politics of the present and i'm wondering why that is. is it for the simple reason that you do not believe the lessons of history are being learned? i think a lot of it has to do with demand. has to do with the fact that, whether you're in the us, or in the uk or in europe, or other places, there have been a lot of surprising events and historians are specialists in surpri
now on bbc news. it's hardtalk with stephen sackur welcome to hardtalk. i'm stephen sackur.d trump is now holed up in florida, not the white house, and his presidency is history. so, not surprisingly, historians are trying to find some perspective on a president who stress tested american democracy like no other. my guest is timothy snyder, one of america's leading historians of totalitarianism and the holocaust. he believes trump and his movement brought america face to face with early stage...
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thank you. >> so stephen any thoughts pretty. stephen: interesting things there. so there is very much a realization the children to go on this journey and accompany children go on this journey and any of them are suffering trauma. the impact of these children after they are released from the hhs facilities, the released to sponsors in most cases, the sponsors our family often parents and sometimes their brothers and sisters and grandparents who are here in the u.s. any times themselves illegally here in the u.s. so there are communities here in the washington area, it's a major destination for children. fairfax and these different counties surrounding this cities in washington are among the top ten destinations for those children end up in place because somebody in that community already here in the children are being placed with them. in school systems are absolutely having to deal with not just the trauma but the new numbers on the talents of english learners and now, they have been dealing with that system at 2014. the first of the surges under the obama admin
thank you. >> so stephen any thoughts pretty. stephen: interesting things there. so there is very much a realization the children to go on this journey and accompany children go on this journey and any of them are suffering trauma. the impact of these children after they are released from the hhs facilities, the released to sponsors in most cases, the sponsors our family often parents and sometimes their brothers and sisters and grandparents who are here in the u.s. any times themselves...
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right now and to focus on china with stephen roach. his book, the next asia, set the tone for issues on china. he followed that up with an important book on the dysfunction in china. it is a new dysfunction. stephen roach, tell me about the new codependency with china and america. is it the same as the old codependency? stephen: the thing we know about codependency, whether it is human relationships or economic relationships, is it is never constant. it reflects the tension it builds between interpersonal and in this case, bilateral partners in trade and economic commerce. china has changed its growth model. we are uncomfortable with that. we have raised other objections about china's behavior in areas like geostrategic strategy and human rights. and so, we have taken a unilateral trade action against them in the trump administration. what my fear is that by not changing from trump's policy, president biden's administration has been boxed in by then ms politics and -- then -- venomous politics. tom: i want to expand from boston with ch
right now and to focus on china with stephen roach. his book, the next asia, set the tone for issues on china. he followed that up with an important book on the dysfunction in china. it is a new dysfunction. stephen roach, tell me about the new codependency with china and america. is it the same as the old codependency? stephen: the thing we know about codependency, whether it is human relationships or economic relationships, is it is never constant. it reflects the tension it builds between...
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now on bbc news, it's hardtalk with stephen sackur. welcome to hardtalk. i'm stephen sackur.tan is to find a way out of seemingly never—ending war, the next few weeks will be critically important. the biden administration is pressing the afghan government and the taliban to accept a transition plan based on a ceasefire and power sharing. it's a tough sell, given the taliban has intensified its military campaign in recent months. but what is the alternative? my guest is afghanistan's combative first vice president, amrullah saleh. is the afghan peace process running out of road? first, vice president amrullah saleh in kabul, welcome to hardtalk. thank you. good to be with you. it's a pleasure to have you on the show, mr vice president. i would like you first to tell me how you feel about the biden administration sending your government a very clear and blunt message. show leadership, they said — take tough decisions for peace. are you ready to do that? to begin with, we are thankful for the amount of time this administration in the united states has given to the peace process
now on bbc news, it's hardtalk with stephen sackur. welcome to hardtalk. i'm stephen sackur.tan is to find a way out of seemingly never—ending war, the next few weeks will be critically important. the biden administration is pressing the afghan government and the taliban to accept a transition plan based on a ceasefire and power sharing. it's a tough sell, given the taliban has intensified its military campaign in recent months. but what is the alternative? my guest is afghanistan's combative...
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okay stephen this is for you. in disgrace after it was revealed he had allegedly played close to $80000 to prostitutes during his time in office. kilpatrick, and are governor ellie her or former new jersey governor jim. [inaudible] >> it sounds like all of them for being honest. i'm going to go spitzer on that. and lebron james is a moral coward. >> i don't even know where you're aptly right congratulations. human microtiter to appease. you can make it what had a percent bucher make this a turkey marie, here you go. which of these donkeys once played the harmonica and the jimmy hendrix tribute band was it transportation secretary pete buttigieg, also my sexy boyfriend. was it former hawaiian congresswoman josie gabbard or virginia senator tim kaine? >> why think it's tim kaine because he plays the harmonica. but it also say kelsey is not really a democrat just kind of. so far she's more liver terrible taker. your aptly writes. >> you can have her. >> taker. before i will taker i will say that i'm not afraid read l
okay stephen this is for you. in disgrace after it was revealed he had allegedly played close to $80000 to prostitutes during his time in office. kilpatrick, and are governor ellie her or former new jersey governor jim. [inaudible] >> it sounds like all of them for being honest. i'm going to go spitzer on that. and lebron james is a moral coward. >> i don't even know where you're aptly right congratulations. human microtiter to appease. you can make it what had a percent bucher make...
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i'm stephen sackur.john lennon to bob marley, the music business has embraced songwriters who combine their beats with political activism. my guest has upheld that tradition with an energy which sets him apart. serj tankian is best known as frontman of the heavy metal band system of a down. he's also an arch advocate for his family's homeland, armenia. his passionate views on genocide, war and corrupt governance have won him millions of fans and numerous enemies too. which matters more to him — the politics or the music? serj tankian in los angeles, welcome to hardtalk. thank you, stephen. thanks for having me on. it's a pleasure to have you on the show. i don't want to start in a downbeat way, but i can't help noticing that you recently described the last year as the worst of your life. i guess we can all imagine why that might be, butjust spell it out for me. well, i mean, covid obviously is a huge part of it, but also i had other health issues. my back, i got back surgery recently, and recovering from
i'm stephen sackur.john lennon to bob marley, the music business has embraced songwriters who combine their beats with political activism. my guest has upheld that tradition with an energy which sets him apart. serj tankian is best known as frontman of the heavy metal band system of a down. he's also an arch advocate for his family's homeland, armenia. his passionate views on genocide, war and corrupt governance have won him millions of fans and numerous enemies too. which matters more to him...
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stephen: the u.s.not got the strongest relationship at the moment whereas in the past, if both were recovered, there would be a lot of synergies associated between the two economies. perhaps those synergies will not be quite as strong in the months ahead. having said that, it is also worth noting that for china, a good example, there is a powerful rebound in the second half of last year and year on year data in china looks impressive at the moment. the underlying growth rate is probably not that strong. you look at the numbers quarter on quarter and they are still fairly limp. we must not get confused between a post virus counts and the underlying economy which is not as robust as it once was. there are still important drivers in china -- an expansion in education, capital investment , advancements in technology. it is worth noting that as yet, the recovery has not been quite as strong as we have seen in previous chinese recoveries. anna: stay with us. stephen king, hsbc senior economic advisor. return
stephen: the u.s.not got the strongest relationship at the moment whereas in the past, if both were recovered, there would be a lot of synergies associated between the two economies. perhaps those synergies will not be quite as strong in the months ahead. having said that, it is also worth noting that for china, a good example, there is a powerful rebound in the second half of last year and year on year data in china looks impressive at the moment. the underlying growth rate is probably not...
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jonathan: that a stephen biggar there.ve three very different banks behind us, and just trying to understand the readthrough for other banks as well. tom: i think you were dead on about the separation here, as i mentioned an hour ago or so. what i would just touch upon is how we have regulated these banks into a corner. maybe jammin will talk about that on the various calls today. i can't say enough how michael spence, the laureate which was out front on this. a critical essay 11 years ago. michael spence said be careful what you wish for with regulation because you are going to have a successful group, and what is their choice of what to do with all of that profit? jonathan: all that profit and all of that cash. consumers, businesses. that is what you've got to wade through. lisa: this idea of how it really just intermediates the banks, that they won't need to lend if they have so much money. morgan stanley shares up 1.5% in premarket trading. that is outperforming bank of america and citigroup's share prices, and this is
jonathan: that a stephen biggar there.ve three very different banks behind us, and just trying to understand the readthrough for other banks as well. tom: i think you were dead on about the separation here, as i mentioned an hour ago or so. what i would just touch upon is how we have regulated these banks into a corner. maybe jammin will talk about that on the various calls today. i can't say enough how michael spence, the laureate which was out front on this. a critical essay 11 years ago....
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up next, stephen farnsworth exams his sense of political humor. this is part of the great lives lecture series presented by the university of mary washington, who also provided the video. >>> dr. stephens farnsworth received a ba from university of kansas city, and dartmouth followed by ph.d. degrees at georgetown university. he's lectured widely on the news media, the presidents. a prolific scholar, he has written seven books including "presidential communication and character," "the nightly news nightmare," "spinner in chief," and his latest "late night with trump". he's also the author or co-author of dozens of articles on u.s. media, political opinion and virginia politics. his commentary has appealed to a wide range on the left, including "the washington post," the times. he's currently the director for leadership and studies at the university of mary washington. he's also taught courses in political science, journalism and political communication at georgetown university and george mason university. during his tenure at mary washington, dr.
up next, stephen farnsworth exams his sense of political humor. this is part of the great lives lecture series presented by the university of mary washington, who also provided the video. >>> dr. stephens farnsworth received a ba from university of kansas city, and dartmouth followed by ph.d. degrees at georgetown university. he's lectured widely on the news media, the presidents. a prolific scholar, he has written seven books including "presidential communication and...
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stephen: you have to be nimble. when you are doing your gdp trapping estimates they might move by .3%, but you get a number like retail sales yesterday you are revising by 1% or 2% depending on your forecast going in. that relates to the fed as well. the fed has this thought they will be able to move slowly and inched their way back toward normal policy, but if the economy continues to gain ground at the speed we are seeing, things may play out differently. lisa: among the economic mysteries of the week has been bank earnings and the lack of loan demand. a lot of executives saying this is a good thing there is so much cash people are spending that and paying down their debt. there will be that much more ready to spend later on. do you view with the same way or are there signs of caution within the lack of loan demand? stephen: i think it is a function of the fact people and corporations are very flush. the household sector has gotten three rounds of rebate checks, very generous unemployment benefits, and if you look
stephen: you have to be nimble. when you are doing your gdp trapping estimates they might move by .3%, but you get a number like retail sales yesterday you are revising by 1% or 2% depending on your forecast going in. that relates to the fed as well. the fed has this thought they will be able to move slowly and inched their way back toward normal policy, but if the economy continues to gain ground at the speed we are seeing, things may play out differently. lisa: among the economic mysteries of...
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for stephen miller, this has always been about trying to reengineer demographics.u look at his policies, they were about strangling legal access into the united states, dismantling the asylum system, slashing refugee admissions to record lows, choking access to green cards, and the trump administration occasionally tried to spin this as going after criminals and cartels. but who they were after when you look at the overarching policy was famfamilies. this is what his group has been intending to do. they're already supporting law suits against the biden administration on immigration issues to make sure there are no steps towards the more humane immigration policy. >> all right. jean, as this continues to develop, i want you to come back and i want us to continue to talk about it. thank you so much for your reporting. >>> congresswoman visited the border this week and is here next with exclusive video from her trip. and two veterans who served in afghanistan weigh in on joe biden's man to end the two decade war. two decade war ing on everyone to turn to cold washing
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stephen farnsworth received a ba in history and a ba in government from dartmouth. he worked ten years as a newspaper journalist before becoming a professor and has lectured widely on the news media, the presidency and elections before u.s. and international audiences. a prolific scholar, he's written seven books including presidential communication and character, the nightly news nightmare, spinner in chief and his most recent, late night with trump, political humor and the american presidents. he's the co-author of dozens of scholarly articles, u.s. public opinion and virginia politics. his political commentary has appeared in a wide range in the "new york times," "the washington post", pbs, news hour, "politico" and c-span and bbc world. he is also taught courses in political science, journalist at georgetown university and george mason university. during his tenure at mary washington, dr. farnsworth has earned the reputation of being an outstanding teacher by winning three awards, excellence in teaching, a distinction tested by being the recipient of the virgini
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these honors stephen west the man for them getting now and keep on living and. the 106 year old girl down from paris is still telling me you. know our 1st report isn't about skiing as you might think it's about surfing in snowy weather and freezing temperatures these days surfing fans are heading to north and norway in search of the ultimate kick surfing north of the arctic circle you don't believe me then watch the. driving snow and icy wind and water temperatures of 4 degrees celsius. the bugs. perfect weather for surfing. at least for surfing fans here and there for. tonight islands the norwegian archipelago is known as the northern most surfers paradise more and more people are heading to the arctic circle to ride the waves. one of them is norwegian higher than. in 20000 he moved here just for the waves. is a bit hard korea logon surfing wrong. of the war it is not. but . we appreciate the way this war every way when we go to the bit harder to catch you know if we is a bit more toward retarder everything's a bit tougher. 6 millimeters of neoprene is all that
these honors stephen west the man for them getting now and keep on living and. the 106 year old girl down from paris is still telling me you. know our 1st report isn't about skiing as you might think it's about surfing in snowy weather and freezing temperatures these days surfing fans are heading to north and norway in search of the ultimate kick surfing north of the arctic circle you don't believe me then watch the. driving snow and icy wind and water temperatures of 4 degrees celsius. the...