stephen: i don't know what you're talking about. >> you go nuts. 6:00 a.m., i'm wired like crazy, fail sleep. phone rings, 9:00 a.m., my long- time assistant carolss, johnny carson's on the phone. i went, really? i'm thinking, it's marty short or chris guess, someone busting me. i said are you sure? she said, gnaw, no assistant, it's him. i said, all right, tell him to ( bleep ) off. she goes, what? i said, i'm kidding. i'm going to hold on for 30 seconds and let me get myself together. now i'm sweating like albert brooks in broadcast news because it's like getting a call from god going i'm going to give you 20 more years. so i go, as cool as i could be -- hi,i st got to tell you -- ae went on and on and said all these amazing things that you just wished he would say, you know, and he said them all, and he said, you think so -- you know, i was home watching and i was there with alex and she said why don't you call him and it's not what i usually do but i want to call you and i want to get to know ya. rodney used to say, just give me one of these, i got one these are from johnny and it was an amazing things. ( applause ) >> stephen: we're going t