captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) >> hefty presents, stephen cochela! (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: whooo! welcome to stevefest-ochella 012. like augustfest, are you ready to rock out with your nothing out? because it's a family friendly venue promoting traditional rock values. and of course exexcuse me, hold on. we are broadcasting live from the deck of the intrepid! we have beautiful news of did-- views of the new york city skyline. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: and we are floating, right now we are floating, floating on the hudson river and i don't know whether you-- i don't know whether you heard the news this morning but it has been announced that as we speak the city of territown new york, just upstream is releasing 2 million gallons of raw sewage into the hudson river. yes. i know it's exciting. the only time there has been this much raw sewage at a music festival is at every music festival anyway, this is a naval vessel, i'm wearing my admiral uniform. you like my tassles? (cheers and